"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph:"$600.00 thats peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts??"

Alice: "Eat'em like an other elephant."

"Please Leave The Premises":

(Ralph just said a peom that claims will help him relax. It goes: "Pins and needles. Needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins." Mr. Johnson then comes in with the notice for the rent increase.)

Ralph (yells to Mr. Johnson): "You are not getting one dime, not one thin dime."

Norton: "Ralph, Pins and needles, needles and pins."

Ralph "Oh shut up!"

"People's Choice Part 1":

Ralph: "I am a hero. A hero. A heero. Do you know what that is?"

Alice: "Yeah, it's a fat sandwich that is full of baloney."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph and Ed are arguing over who eats more in their new home.)

Ralph: "Who's eating it?"

(Ed takes a look at Ralph's stomach.)

Ed: "I rest my case."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed looks at the toaster.)

Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."

Alice: "What does that mean?"

Ed: "There's a screw loose."

"Cupid Part 1":

(Ralph is playing matchmaker with a friend and a blond girl. Alice thinks that he is seeing someone behind her back.)

Ed: "Is Ralph home?"

Alice: "No."

Ed: "He must be out with some blonde."

"Lunchbox":

(Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.)

Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?"

Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?"

Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised."

"The Safety Award":

Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job, trained in the same fashion as each other, and there's always one man in the group that stands out far in front of the others."

Ed: "If you stood out any more in front you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus!"

"Two For The Money":

Ed: "I bet you $8 that my friend Ralph can beat you at pinball."

Man: "I'll bet $10."

Ed: "$8. We don't want to play for high stakes. We just want to make it interesting."