View Full Version : Chucky in London (A Chucky/New Tricks crossover)


Race's Girl
09-08-2009, 08:11 AM
Chapter 1- The Arrival of Chucky

As a plane landed at Heathrow Terminal 3, a group of American tourists were talking like crazy.

Everyone got off the plane including Lieutenant Andy Barclay of the NYPD who looked around to see a blonde wearing a pink skirt suit, a white top and a pair of pink high heels waving at him. Andy ran over to her and smiled like a silly kid with a crush on an older woman.

"Detective Superintendant Sandra Pullman?" Andy asked the blonde who smiled back at him.

"That's me, Lieutenant Barclay," Sandra replied. "My team call me Sandra, I'm detective superintedant and I'm also head of UCOS."

Before Andy could say anything else, a man with brown hair showed up scowling at him which made him and Sandra freeze on the spot.

"Oi, Sandra, can we go back to UCOS now?" the man asked.

"Alright, Gerry, let's go then." Sandra replied as she, Gerry Standing and Andy all left Heathrow and got into Gerry's car. Once he drove off, Gerry turned to Andy who was trying not to shake with fear.

"Andy Barclay, right?" Gerry asked. "I heard that you got a Good Guy dool which was possessed by Charles Lee Ray on your 6th birthday. Now tell me what Chucky's soul was doing in that doll."

Andy sneered slightly at the older man and said "Come on, Dude, did you seriously think Chucky might follow me here? You must be dumber than I thought."

"You Yankee bastard, you think you're so great but you ain't," Gerry snarled. "Just you bloody wait."

Little did Sandra, Andy and Gerry know that Chucky was following Andy since he was hiding under Gerry's car.

"Alright, Andy," whispered Chucky as the car got back to UCOS HQ and Gerry, Sandra and Andy all got out of it. "I'm glad I followed you here so you're gonna tell me where the triangle of Zinthar is."

Race's Girl
09-08-2009, 08:33 AM
Chapter 2- Welcoms to UCOS HQ

At UCOS HQ, DI Isobel 'Ginger' Davies, Emily Driscoll, DS Robbie Philips and Jack Halford were all waiting for Sandra and Gerry to arrive with Lieutenant Andy Barclay from NYPD.

"Right this way, Lieutenant Barclay," said Sandra as she, Gerry, D.A.C Robert Strickland and Andy all arrived at UCOS. "Welcome to UCOS."

"Andy, this is Jack Halford," said D.A.C Strickland as Jack stood up. "Ex Detective Chief Superintendant and a natural-born leader."

"Well, I'll be a teenage girl backstage at a Jamie Cullum concert," said Jack as he saw Andy. "Andy Barclay at UCOS."

"And this is DI Isobel 'Ginger' Davies," said Sandra as Ginger stood up. "She's a complete rebel and an honourary UCOS member."

"Oi, you're the kid who had that Chucky bloke in a Good Guy," Ginger said. "I heard a lot about that."

"And this is Emily Driscoll," said Gerry as Emily stood up. "She thought we were related til last year but she's an honorary UCOS member."

"Hi," Emily said. "How are you doing?"

"Is that supposed to be our bloke?" DS Robbie Philips asked as he stood up. "A bloody Yank?"

"Don't mind DS Robbie Philips," said DA.C. Strickland. "He may be lacking courtesy but he's the best martial-arts expert Essex has to offer and he's another honorary UCOS member."

"And finally, we have the smartest member of UCOS," said Sandra looking around. "Hey, where the hell's Brian?"

"Right behind you, Sandra." said the voice of Brian Lane as everyone turned to see him.

"Andy, this is Brian Lane," Gerry said. "An ex-Detective Inspector but he also specializes in how the bad guys think."

"Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood." said Brian.

"We've been doing our best to keep the world safe, Andy," said Jack. "Hacker told us that Chucky's in London."

"Holy crap." gasped Andy.

"Morgan Cartwright and his team have told us that if Chucky had his way," said Ginger. "It'll be 7/7 times 100."

"7/7 times 100," gasped Emily. "God, that's... Hell on Earth 2009."

"What do you think Strickland sees in him?" Robbie asked Emily.

"I don't know but I think I see it too." replied Emily cooly.

Race's Girl
09-08-2009, 08:36 AM
Chapter 3- Captured by Chucky

An hour later, Gerry and Brian took Gerry's car to Liverpool Street while Jack lead the way on his motorbike. As they reached Liverpool Street station, the three of them started attacking Andrew Wells, Jonathan Levinson and Warren Mears.

"What the bloody hell's Chucky up too?" asked Jack as he punched Andrew in the face.

"I'm not bloody telling you." snapped Andrew as he punched Jack right back.

"Where is Chucky's lair?" asked Brian as he slapped Jonathan in the face.

"I'm not telling you, geekazoid." stated Jonathan as he slapped Brian right back.

"You had your chance and now, you've blown it." snarled Gerry as hekarate chopped Warren in the back of the neck.

"You can totally suck my left bum cheek." said Warren as he karate chopped Gerry right back.

Jack, Brian and Gerry were about to fight Andrew, Jonathan and Warren right back when a shadowy figure steps forward. It was Chucky.

"UCOS, I presume." said the voice of Chucky.

"Yes, we are or are you going to stop us?" asked Brian bravely.

"YOU!!!" said Jack, Brian and Gerry altogether.

"Well, duh, dumbasses." said Chucky as he approached both trios.

Jack was about to attack when Brian and Gerry stopped him.

"What do we do with these three old fossils, Chucky?" asked Jonathan.

"Knock them out and take them to my lair in North Ealing." replied Chucky evilly.

"OKAY!!!" said Andrew, Jonathn and Warren altogether as they knocked their UCOS counterparts out using baseball bats. Then on Chucky's orders, the Trio put the UCOS Trio into their jeep and drove off.

Coming too an hour later, Jack, Brian and Gerry noticed that they were tied to chairs in a room of some kind.

"Soon, the triangle of Zinthar will be mine and I'll be the biggest, most famous killer ever!" said Chucky laughing evilly.

"Let me go," yelled Gerry. "Seriously!"

"He's right," said Jack. "Let us go!"

"You Limey bastards ain't got no idea the powers that you're meddling with," said Chucky as he pulled the lever next to him. "I'll teach you to screw with my triangle!"

"It ain't my triangle," said Gerry. "It's Brian's."

"Hang on," stated Brian. "Don't try to pass it back on me, Gerry."

"Oh, bugger you, you freaky Beatnik." snapped Gerry.

"Wheeere is the triangle of Zinthar?" asked Chucky as he aprroached Gerry.

"I don't remember." lied Gerry.

"Just tell him, Gerry," said Jack. "I want to go home and the Simpsons starts at 6:00pm!"

"Maybe this'll help jar your memory." began Chucky.

"No! Don't!" Gerry yelled as Chucky kicked him in the groin.

"NOOOW do you remember?" asked Chucky.

"Sod you, Chucky." snapped Gerry.

"God, I don't know how much more I can take, Gerry." said Jack.

"Okay," said Chucky as he twisted Gerry's groin. "You asked for it!"

"Alright, okay," gasped Gerry. "I'll tell where the triangle is. It's inside my left coat pocket."

Warren walked towards were Brian and Gerry's coats and Jack's jacket were, found Gerry's coat, found the triangle and gave it to Chucky.

"Gerald, you bloody fool," yelled Brian. "Why the bloody hell did you tell him?"

"Brian, he knew I had it." gasped Gerry still hurting from where Chucky had kicked and grasped him.

"Finally, the triangle is mine," said Chucky as he joined the triangles and the resulting diamond began to spin and glow. "After centuries of waiting, I finally have the triangle of Zinthar! Now, the Diamond of Pantheos is complete."

Both trios gasped as they saw the Diamond being put together.

"Ade Due Damballa, Give me the Power, I beg of you," chanted Chucky. "Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte Morteese me levicour devu morchae Adele porte poisse Damballa!!"

At this, Chucky started to grow tall until he was 50 feet tall.

"Oh my God," gasped Jack. "This sort of thing only happens in sci-fi movies, Simspons Treehouse of Horror specials and South Park."

Race's Girl
09-08-2009, 08:38 AM
Chapter 4- Attack of the 50 Foot Chucky

In downtown London, all was peaceful as Kyle Roberts was doing a report.

"…and so, just weeks after the devastating attack of the R.H.T.G, London has managed to rebuild itelf, once again be-" Kyle began as a 50ft tall Chucky appeared behind him holding a car and laughed as he devoured it. "Oh, not again!"

The Mayor looked on mortified. As his office door opened, one of his assistants came in and said "Mayor, Chucky's-"

"I noticed!" said the mayor of London. "Call the RAF, for God's sake!" The assisiatnt left and Chucky laughed again. "Oh, we'll get you, you little bastard and to think, I actually watched your films."

At Chucky's lair, Sandra, Ginger, Emily, Robbie and Andy arrived with the Trio and saw Jack, Brian and Gerry all tied up.

"Guys." Andy cried out.

"Sandra, Ginger, Emily, Robbie, Andy." Jack, Brian and Gerry said altogether.

"Bloody hell," said Robbie. "Has Chucky joned the two triangles?"

"You said it," replied Gerry as Sandra, Ginger, Emily, Robbie, Andy, Andrew, Jonathan and Warren untied him, Jack and Brian. "That little bastard stole my bloody triangle!"

"We've gotta go after Chucky," said Warren. "Let's so do this."

As they all stood by where the triangle was, Jack, Andrew, Brian, Jonathan, Gerry and Warren all chanted "Ade Due Damballa, Give us the Power, we beg of you. Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte Morteese me levicour devu morchae Adele porte poisse Damballa!!!!!!"

Back in Central London, Chucky stomped all over the place as everyone ran screaming.

"Chucky," yelled Jack and Andrew together. "Ade Due Damballa, Give us the Power, we beg of you. Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte Morteese me levicour devu morchae Adele porte poisse Damballa!!"

At that moment, they all ran to Waterloo as Jack transformed into a blue wolf and Andew into a red ape yet they showed off some kick ass boxing moves. Chucky responded by kicking away the sushi bar. Andrew grabbed the building next to the bar and handed it to Jack who hit Chucky with it causing him to fall back. The people of London ran by. Chucky kicked both Jack and Andrew in the groin and they landed on their backs but the others had have to scatter again before Jack and Andrew fell on their backs.

"Ready?" Brian asked Jonathan.

"Ready!" replied Jonathan.

"Ade Due Damballa, Give us the Power, we beg of you," chanted Brian and Jonathan. "Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte Morteese me levicour devu morchae Adele porte poisse Damballa!!"

At that moment, Brian turned into a pink crane and Jonathan into a white falcon and they both took off flying towards Chucky. Chucky fended off Jack and Andrew, picked up Brian and Jonathan and twirled them both around in an airplane move and threw them towards City Hall.

"Oh my God, help us!" yelled a passer-by as Chucky continued tearing London apart ripping apart some buildings and stomping on others.

"Now?" Warren asked Gerry.

"Now!" replied Gerry.

"You and Warren can try, Gerry," said Ginger. "But Chucky just beat the crap out of Jack, Brian, Andrew and Jonathan."

"Ade Due Damballa, Give us the Power, we beg of you," chanted Gerry and Warren. "Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte Morteese me levicour devu morchae Adele porte poisse Damballa!!"

Gerry transformed into a yellow bear and Warren transformed into a black frog. Chucky headed towards the South Bank Arts Complex but Gerry and Warren came up fast behind him. Chucky noticed and started kicking their butts. As Gerry was face to face with Chucky, Warren lept on the 50ft doll's back as Gerry punched him square on the nose and a diamond fell out which lands in front of Jack, Andrew, Brian and Jonathan all of whom were back to normal.

"The Diamond of Pantheos," said Sandra. "Gerry, Warren, quickly. Chucky's powerless!"

Both Gerry and Warren maneuvered Chucky around and grabbed both his hands. After some airplane spins, they both launched Chucky into outer space. An electrical overload occured and he blew up into millions of pieces. The fireworks were seen from the town and the people of London cheered.

"They did it!" yelled Jonathan.

"No more Chucky ever!" cheered Brian.

"Wow," said Jack. "Gerry and Warren did it."

"Our heroes!" said Andrew as Gerry and Warren transformed back to normal. Later, the Trio walked towards the sunset.

"Goodbye, boys." said Emily.

"See us again soon." yelled Robbie.

"You three helped us kick ass." cried Andy.

Dirty old river, must you keep rolling,
Flowing into the night,
People so busy makes me feel dizzy,
Taxi light shines so bright
But I dont need no friends,
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset,
I am in paradise

Every day, I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time,
Waterloo sunset's fine

Terry meets Julie Waterloo station
Every friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander,
I stay at home at night
But I don't feel afraid,
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset,
I am in paradise

Every day, I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is the evening time,
Waterloo sunset's fine

Millions of people swarming like flies round Waterloo underground
But Terry and Julie cross over the river
Where they feel safe and sound
And the don't need no friends,
As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset,
They are in paradise

Waterloo sunset's fine

Race's Girl
09-08-2009, 08:55 AM
Chapter 5- Goodbye, Andy

"Thanks for having me here," said Andy as he hugged the team. "My flight leaves in an hour and a half."

"Goodbye, Andy," said D.A.C Strickland. "We'll probably see you soon."

A few minutes later, Sandra, Ginger, Emily, Robbie and Andy all left UCOS and Jack, Brian and Gerry all looked at the triangles on Brian's desk.

"Well, what should we do with the two triangles now?" asked Jack.

"We've got to get rid of them," said Brian as he picked up the triangles, headed for a nearby bin and threw the triangles in. "Nobody should have the kind of power Chucky wanted!"

"Well, at least I have this cool ruby star shaped brooch Andrew gave me." Jack said pointing at the brooch on his jacket.

"No," said Gerry trying to reach Jack. "That's my brooch. Warren gave it to me!"

"Sod it, Gerry," said Brian. "Don't you ever learn anything?"

As the three of them headed towards the door, Gerry said "Come on, Jack, it's mine! I'll roshambo you for it!"

"Shut up, Gerry." said Jack.

D.A.C Strickland saw the triangles in the bin, took them out and curiously put them together.

"Well, that whole experience was dangerous." said Brian.

"Yeah," added Jack. "I'm sure glad that's over with."

"But you know, I've learned something today," said Brian. "I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always… end up dead."

"You said it." said Jack.

"Yeah and I've learned something too," said Gerry. "The Trio are okay."

"Yeah, the Trio kick ass," said Jack as they all heard giant footsteps. "Oh crap, Chucky's back!"

"Oh my God! Look!" said Gerry as he saw a 50ft D.A.C Strickland walking past Metropolitan Police HQ and looking down at Jack, Brian and Gerry.

"See you three on Monday." said D.A.C Strickland as he looked at Jack, Brian and Gerry in the window and walked past.

"HOLY MOLY," yelled Jack, Brian and Gerry altogether. "MEGA STRICKLAND!"

THE END