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Brian Damage
09-04-2009, 12:17 PM
The Pittsburgh Pirates are dangerously close to a truly epic benchmark, and we would be poor history students if we didn’t take notice. The dismal swashbucklers are well on their way to recording their 17th consecutive losing campaign. That “achievement”, which is likely to come in the next few weeks, would distinguish the Pirates in at least one way. It would make them the infamous owner of the record for most consecutive losing seasons in baseball history. In fact, this 17th consecutive season of sorrow will give the Pirates the most losing seasons in a row in the history of any of the four major American sports (NFL, NHL, NBA, & MLB).

Why has this happened? A look at just the last couple of years may shed some light on the situation. Only 4 of the 25 players remain who started the 2008 season on the Pirates major league roster. Those who have been dealt include recent all-stars Jason Bay and Nate McLouth, who would have formed one of the best outfields in baseball along with fellow slugger Xavier Nady. Beyond that the Pirates forfeited a formidable double play combination by dealing shortstop Jack Wilson and second baseman Freddy Sanchez. Wilson is an excellent defender and solid every day player; Sanchez hit .344 in 2006 and is hitting .296 this year.

If these moves don’t dumbfound you, add to this list Adam Laroche, the team’s most prolific slugger this year, Nyjer Morgan, an electric young center fielder, and solid young catcher Ronny Paulino. Then spice up the lunacy by considering the countless good arms they’ve pitched aside including Ian Snell, Damaso Marte, Tom Gorzelany, and John Grabow.

Those are just a few of the key names the Pirates have sold off for prospects, having essentially given away an all star roster worth of players over the last five years. It doesn’t really pay to get prospects if you deal them the instant they become good major league players.

In a city that has fervently supported the reigning Super Bowl and Stanley Cup champions, it is a true mystery why Pirates management has been unable, or perhaps unwilling to dish out the funds to build a decent franchise. In truth the only thing Pirates brass hasn’t done is made for sale signs directing rival General Managers to PNC Park for their pick of the litter.

One really has to wonder at the mindboggling ineptitude that the Pirates have exhibited yearly for the better part of two decades. After recently building one of the most beautiful, state of the art ball parks in baseball (usually a sign that the team is looking to spend and turn things around), they have continued to sell off their talent quicker than sponsors are dropping Glenn Beck.

The Pirates again have a promising core of young talent including rookie of the year candidates Garret Jones and Andrew McCutchen. If history has taught us anything, these fine young players will be sent packing as soon as they reach the point of demanding big time money.

Pittsburgh fans can certainly be content with the ultra success of their Steelers, and the recent rise of their Penguins, but it seems quite apparent that they will continue to find no buried treasure with their Pirates.

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catlover79
09-04-2009, 02:11 PM
Gee, that bites. :eek:

MrCleveland
09-04-2009, 06:17 PM
I thought the Indians had a bad losing streak when it came to seasons.

TVFactFan
09-04-2009, 09:37 PM
Well atleast they don't have 10,000 losses like the Phillies-lol

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 05:08 PM
Well atleast they don't have 10,000 losses like the Phillies-lol

yeah we've been around 125 years. Maybe we're as old as you are. And we're the World Series Champions, so shut the **** up.

TVFactFan
09-05-2009, 05:13 PM
yeah we've been around 125 years. Maybe we're as old as you are. And we're the World Series Champions, so shut the **** up.


They were the champions last year Mr. D*ckhead

Marvo301
09-05-2009, 05:22 PM
They were the champions last year Mr. D*ckhead
Which means they are still the reigning champions... until October.

TVFactFan
09-05-2009, 05:23 PM
Which means they are still the reigning champions... until October.


No one hasn' been named the 2009 champions yet

Marvo301
09-05-2009, 05:29 PM
No one hasn' been named the 2009 champions yet
That's why the 2008 champs, the Phillies, can claim the title of reigning World Series Champions until next month when the 2009 champs will be crowned.

TVFactFan
09-05-2009, 05:33 PM
That's why the 2008 champs, the Phillies, can claim the title of reigning World Series Champions until next month when the 2009 champs will be crowned.


I'm going to say it one more time, the Phillies are not defending SH*T. It's not like they get to go right. back to the WS when October rolls around. This is a new year and what happened last year was lat year.

Even Charlie Manuel said that and he is mentally f*cked up-lol

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 07:02 PM
No one hasn' been named the 2009 champions yet

We're still the champs, moron.

My reason why I don't talk to you. You claim to know endless amounts of sports, and you don't even know the meaning of the word "reigning" as in the REIGNING world series champs- the phillies. I thought I didn't have to add that word, for you to get my point, but apparently not.

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 07:03 PM
That's why the 2008 champs, the Phillies, can claim the title of reigning World Series Champions until next month when the 2009 champs will be crowned.

Exactly Marv. Thank you.

Apparently captain dipsh*t hasn't gotten that concept yet.

you win a championship, and you're still the champs, until they crown a new champ not named the Philadelphia Phillies, you would still be the champs until then. What's so hard to get?

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 07:06 PM
I'm going to say it one more time, the Phillies are not defending SH*T. It's not like they get to go right. back to the WS when October rolls around. This is a new year and what happened last year was lat year.

Even Charlie Manuel said that and he is mentally f*cked up-lol

Marv ethered your stupid a$$. Now go away.

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. And nobody gives a crap about you, and you're sh*t talking. Save your time.

We are the world series champs, until somebody takes the championship reign from us, you dumb sh*t. Get smart. Yeah it's a new year, and we're still the champs. Damn you're dumb.

You're mentally f*cked up. Leave Charlie out of this. At least he can win a championship. When's the last time you had one? You're pathetic.

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 07:07 PM
Here you go Solomon, BTW, GO AWAY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJA6JZ_TKaw

Still the champs...yeah baby

TVFactFan
09-05-2009, 07:12 PM
Marv ethered your stupid a$$. Now go away.

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. And nobody gives a crap about you, and you're sh*t talking. Save your time.

We are the world series champs, until somebody takes the championship reign from us, you dumb sh*t. Get smart. Yeah it's a new year, and we're still the champs. Damn you're dumb.

You're mentally f*cked up. Leave Charlie out of this. At least he can win a championship. When's the last time you had one? You're pathetic.



Shabo

Wreckless
09-05-2009, 08:15 PM
Shabo

You can't take it.

You can dish it out, but can't take it. Peep the signature.

World Champs. We still here. We aint going nowhere. We're still TECHNICALLY the champs, for morons like you.