For example, Claire Huxtable would never help Dr. Huxtable down a Hoagie. Can you think of any others???

Zack Morris would never study for a test.

Cute thread idea!

Lucy Ricardo would never decline to "be in the show."

Cute thread idea!

Lucy Ricardo would never decline to "be in the show."

Lucy would never let Ethel out of helping her with one of her Schemes!

Mary Richards would never call Mr. Grant, Lou or Mrs. Morgenstern, Ida.

Darrin would never let Samantha do witchcraft or have Endora over.


Eddie Haskell would never be sincere when he is giving out compliments to Ward and June.

The Fonz would never be without a date!

Neither Norm Peterson or Homer Simpson would turn down a beer.

Frank Burns would never grow long hair. :)

Blair Warner would never buy off the rack. Well, she'd never buy off the rack at places like Target, Wal Mart, etc. :rofl:

Cute thread idea!

Thank you!!!

Sgt. Nick Yemana would never make a GOOD pot of coffee!! :lol:

Herb Tarlick would never wear a stylish suit. :)

Carol and Mike Brady would never treat any of the kids like a step-child!
Alice would never show up for work without her uniform!

Herb Tarlick would never wear a stylish suit. :)
:rofl: He would also never consider leaving the house without his white belt and matching shoes!

larry tate would never stop brownosing

:rofl: He would also never consider leaving the house without his white belt and matching shoes!


Hey, can you blame him?;)

larry tate would never stop brownosing

Gladys Kravitz will never stop snooping in The Stephens business!

Aunt Clara will never get a spell right, and Larry Tate will never stop taking the credit for Darrin's (or should we say Samantha's magic) work. :lol:

Gladys Kravitz will never stop snooping in The Stephens business!
...and Abner will never believe a word she says. :lol:

Les Nessman would never be seen without a band -aid somewhere on his person.

Fred Sanford wil never invite aunt esther n woody over for dinner n breakfast afterword lol.

Archie Bunker wil never have a beer over at the jeffersons house n go a day without calling mike meathead

Ralph Kramden will never stop thinking that there is a quick and easy way to get rich.

Ted Baxter would never do any research on the news stories he's reading!

Florida Evans helping JJ "find" things

Ward Cleaver going out for a beer.

Florence Jonston actually being very polite and doing what she is told without any lip.

Mr. Roper chasing Mrs. Roper around all the time because he is in the mood.

Mr. Drummond telling Arnold and Willis to go back to Harlem because he doesn't love them anymore.

Peggy Bundy would never cook, clean, do laundry, or get a job Bud and Kelly will never leave home. Joy Turner will never truly be nice to someone Mike Stivic will always be a meathead Al Bundy will never really be happy until either him or Peg is six feet under.

Alex P. Keaton would never vote democrat!

Steven and Elise Keaton would never vote republican!

Carol Seaver would never fail a test.

Kramer will never walk through Jerry's front door normally.

Uncle Joe will never do all the work around the Hotel
Mr. Furley will never fix anything right in the apartment building

Seinfeld
George would never admit that he loves his mother!
Jerry would never hug Newman!
Elaine would never willingly go to a screening (or rent) The English Patient
Kramer would never ask Jerry before taking food from his fridge!

Full House
Jessie would never give up his music career
Danny would never leave the house a total mess

I'll think of some more later, but this is a GREAT thread! Love it! Kind of hard, thinking of things that characters would NEVER do!

The cabbies on "Taxi" would never get Louie a "Bosses' Day" card!

Endora would never call her son-in-law (Darrin) his correct first name.

Jerry would never regift.

Jed Clammpett would never invest in anything, Miss Hathaway would never "stand up" to Mr. Drysdale.

On My Three Sons, none of the brothers would have an affair with one of their hot sisters-in-law.

The cabbies on "Taxi" would never get Louie a "Bosses' Day" card!
:rofl:

Ray Barone would nevar slap his wife debra in anger.

Marie Barone will never stop meddling in her kids' business.

Carleton the doorman would never show his face!

Kel Kimble will never choose any other drink over orange soda.

Lucy Carter would never become a competent secretary.

Uncle Arthur will never stop playing practical jokes!!

Keith and Danny Partridge and Reuben Kincaid would never go to a male bonding encounter group!

Dorothy would never come crawling back to Stan on her hands and knees. (On the other hand, I think he would and wouldn't be surprised if he actually DID!!) :lol:

Buddy Sorrel would never run out of jokes to tell on any subject.

Archie Bunker would never agree with anything Mike Stivic says!

Kel Kimble will never choose any other drink over orange soda.
who's that????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Alf & Ralph Monroe would never finish Oliver and Lisas bedroom.

who's that????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
from the nickelodeon show Kenan and Kel...kid stuff from the 90's.

Jack Tripper would never prepare a horrible meal.

Lisa Douglas will finally make an edible batch of hotscakes. :lol:

Lisa Douglas will finally make an edible batch of hotscakes. :lol:

With help from the famous chef, Ellie May Clampett! :)

One Day at a Time - Schneider would never stop barging in the Romano's apartment un-announced.

Webster - Katherine will never cook breakfast, lunch, or dinner correctly without the meal going awry. :lol:

Jetsons, The (mainly the 1960s version since it aired in primetime) - George Jetson would never be without a job, even though he always gets fired by Mr. Spacely, he ends re-hiring him anyway.

Cheers - Carla would never be nice to Cliff. Heck, even when her, Cliff, Norm and most of the Cheers cast (minus Kirstie Alley and Shelley Long on the ep. Cliff retire from the post office) visited Frasier and his family in Seattle, she still berated and treated Cliff mean.

Married with Children - The entire family seems to never succeed in life, no matter how hard they try. For example, Bud almost always fails to finds stable success with the ladies. :lol:

Lisa Douglas would never correctly pronounce Hooterville! She always calls it Hootersville.

Barney Fife will never be able to hold on to a criminal.

Phyllis will never remember to pick up the bride for her wedding!!!:lol: