Beruche
11-02-2001, 09:00 PM
My Gilligan's Island Fan Fiction
The New Castaway-part 2
(1 Month later)
(Everyone is sitting down eating)
Mary Ann: Here everyone I made coconut cream pie
Gilligan: Boy oh boy!Thats my favorite!
Samantha: I have to admit you can cook Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its Mar.....oh nevermind uh would you like some more samantha?
Samantha: No thank you Mary Lou
Professor: So have you ever done any official studies?
Samantha: No but I really want to
Professor: Then I'll let you help me study the vegetation of the Island
Samantha: Oh joy....
Mrs. Howell: So Samantha what do you think about my dress tongiht do you think its a casual millionaire dinner party or fancy billionaire
Samantha: Both Mrs. Howell
Mr. Howell: I think there must be somethinmg wrong with her!
Skipper: Uh Samantha is something wrong?
Samantha: Oh nothing I'm going to bed
(Samantha leaves)
Ginger: Whats wrong with her?
Professor: I hope she isn't sick it would be a shame that SHE would be sick
Ginger: Oh brother!
Skipper: Girls you better go see whats wrong with her
Mary Ann: I guess we should
Ginger: Yeah I mean she isn't that bad anymore
Mary Ann: Yeah who knows maybe someday she'll call me Mary Ann
(Ginger and Mary Ann walk in the hut)
Ginger: Hi Samantha
Mary Ann: Is something wrong?
(she starts crying)
Samantha: Oh Ginger!Oh Mary Lou!
Ginger: Do you want to tell us something?
Samantha: Yes I think I should tell you all at the same time
(Ginger and Mary Ann look at eachother worried)
Ginger: allright.....
(Ginger,Mary Ann,and Samantha walk back out)
Mary Ann: Uh Samantha wants to tell us something
Samantha: Well you see.....gosh is this so hard for me because you all have been very understanding but.......I really really hate you all!So very very very much!!!!
(Everyone gets shocked and confused)
Samantha: I just can't stand any of you!Lovey and Thruston are always talking about money
Mrs. Howell: Well that was very rude Thurston
Mr. Howell: Yeah and it Mr. and Mrs. Howell to you!
Samantha: Ginger is always talking about how she was in the movies and how she's a movie star and it gets so annoying
Ginger: Anoying!
Samantha: Mary Lou is so boring
Mary Ann: BORING!
Samantha: The Skipper is to bossy
Skipper: I'M bossy?
Samantha: Gilbert is soooo clumsy
Gilligan: No argument there
Samantha: and all the Professor talks about is science!
Professor: Don't you like science?
Samantha: Yes but I don't base my whole life on it!
Professor: I've seen this before good minds going to waste
Samantha: I'm sorry
(She runs away)
Gilligan: Who would have seen that coming?
(Next day)
(The Professor is explaining something to the Skipper and Gilligan)
Professor: How is she
Skipper: The girls are taking care of her but their not very happy about it
Professor: They shouldn't blame her for being rude I have come to a conclusion that she has Isolation Syndrom
Skipper: Whats that?
Professor: Its a mental condition that makes people act differently than they normally would and Samantha's Isolation from her normal daily activities is making her anxious to get off the Island and the anxiety is making her take it out on us
Gilligan: Gee Professor you sure are smart
Skipper: Well of course he is Gilligan but what are we going to do about her?
Professor: I'm really not sure about that.The only real cure is if we were rescued and she returned to her regular lifestyle
Skipper: Well we could always tell her we will be rescued soon
Gilligan: That won't work
Skipper: And how do you know Gilligan!?
Gilligan: Because she said if we've been here for 3 years we probably will never be rescued
Professor: He's right Samantha has become so convinced that we won't be rescued lying isn't really an option
Gilligan: yeah and it won't work
Skipper: Gilligan! (Hits him with his hat)
Professor: Well actually I have done some reading and maybe it would be best if we did everything she wanted
Skipper: I guess we can do that
Gilligan: I'll go tell everyone
Skipper: well hurry up
Gilligan: Ok Skipper I'll take the back door
Skipper: Theres no back door
Gilligan: Then how can hurry up?
Skipper: Gilligan!!!
Gilligan: Sorry Skipper
(Ginger and Mary Ann are outside of their huts)
Ginger: Why do we have to take care of her after all those mean things she said about us!
Mary Ann: Yeah she should at least appologize
Ginger: At least she's honest
Mary Ann: What?
Ginger: Well you can be just a little boring some times
Mary Ann: Boring!Well I have to admit you can be annoying sometimes always talking like your a queen because you were in some movies
Ginger: Well at least I'm not some envious girl from Kansas!and worst of all from a little town nobody's heard of!
Mary Ann: You take that back!
Ginger: I will not until you take back what you said about my movie's!
Mary Ann: Neither will I!
(Mary Ann walks away mad)
Ginger: Never trust farm people
Mary Ann: Never trust show people
(Mr. and Mrs. Howell in their hut)
Mrs. Howell: What are we going to do about Samantha?
Mr. Howell: Nothing Lovey but I have thought of a way to make her like us
Mrs. Howell: Oh I'm sure its a wonderful Idea!What is it anyway?
Mr. Howell: Well I can use the uneversal language MONEY!of course
Mrs. Howell: Thurston maybe she doesn't want money
Mr. Howell: Lovey!Your going to have to wash your mouth out with soap
Mrs. Howell: You know sometimes I think you care more about money than you do about me!
Mr. Howell: Thats not true!well maybe just a little
Mrs. Howell: Well if thats the way you feel about me then I think I will leave you with your money!
Mr. Howell: Fine!I don't need you!
(she leaves and he grabs her teddy and hugs it)
Mr. Howell: Who needs her when I have my Teddy
(Later that day)
(Everyone is eating Dinner except Samantha)
(Mary Ann Is giving everyone their food)
Mary Ann: Here Skipper,Gilligan,Mr. Howell,Mrs. Howell
Mrs. Howell: Uh thats Miss Wentworth Mary Ann
Mary Ann: Uh ok Miss Wentworth,Professor
(She sits down)
Ginger: Aren't you forgetting someone?
Mary Ann: Oh thats right I'm sorry but Samantha said she wasn't hungry
Ginger: Nevermind I'm on a diet anyway
Mary Ann: Yeah you have to look good for the monkeys and gorilla's that live on the Island
Skipper: Is something wrong girls
Ginger and Mary Ann: Nothing!!!!
Gilligan: Could you pass the vegetables Mrs. Howell?
Mrs. Howell: What did you call me?
Gilligan: I mean Miss Wentworth
Mr. Howell: Your being Childish Lovey!
Mrs. Howell: I'm Being childish!?
Mr. Howell: Yes!
Skipper: Now Mr. and Mrs. Howell
Mr. and Mrs. Howell: Its none of your buisness!!!!
Ginger: Whats wrong with everyone!?
Mary Ann: Maybe their tired of your movies!
(Everyone starts fighting and then Samantha comes out)
Samantha: everyone?
(They ignore her because their still fighting)
Samantha: Could I say something?
(Still ignore her)
Samantha: BE QUIET!!!!
(Everyone stops fighting and pays attention to her)
Samantha: I just came to say I'm sorry.....I was being rude to everyone and well it would mean the world to me if you could forgive me
Gilligan: Sure Samantha
Skipper: Of course
Mary Ann: Why wouldn't I
Professor: I wasn't mad to begin with
Ginger: Neither was I well maybe a little but I forgive you
Mr. Howell: So do I
Mrs. Howell: Ceartainly
Samantha: Thank you all
Ginger: Mary Ann I'm sorry about saying you were boring
Mary Ann: I'm sorry I said your movies were annoying
Mr. Howell: Lovey since everyone is appologizing I think maybe we should stop fighting
Mrs. Howell: Thurston!.....I think thats a fabulous idea!
Samantha: I'm really getting use to this....I hope
End of Part 2
How was it?
The New Castaway-part 2
(1 Month later)
(Everyone is sitting down eating)
Mary Ann: Here everyone I made coconut cream pie
Gilligan: Boy oh boy!Thats my favorite!
Samantha: I have to admit you can cook Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its Mar.....oh nevermind uh would you like some more samantha?
Samantha: No thank you Mary Lou
Professor: So have you ever done any official studies?
Samantha: No but I really want to
Professor: Then I'll let you help me study the vegetation of the Island
Samantha: Oh joy....
Mrs. Howell: So Samantha what do you think about my dress tongiht do you think its a casual millionaire dinner party or fancy billionaire
Samantha: Both Mrs. Howell
Mr. Howell: I think there must be somethinmg wrong with her!
Skipper: Uh Samantha is something wrong?
Samantha: Oh nothing I'm going to bed
(Samantha leaves)
Ginger: Whats wrong with her?
Professor: I hope she isn't sick it would be a shame that SHE would be sick
Ginger: Oh brother!
Skipper: Girls you better go see whats wrong with her
Mary Ann: I guess we should
Ginger: Yeah I mean she isn't that bad anymore
Mary Ann: Yeah who knows maybe someday she'll call me Mary Ann
(Ginger and Mary Ann walk in the hut)
Ginger: Hi Samantha
Mary Ann: Is something wrong?
(she starts crying)
Samantha: Oh Ginger!Oh Mary Lou!
Ginger: Do you want to tell us something?
Samantha: Yes I think I should tell you all at the same time
(Ginger and Mary Ann look at eachother worried)
Ginger: allright.....
(Ginger,Mary Ann,and Samantha walk back out)
Mary Ann: Uh Samantha wants to tell us something
Samantha: Well you see.....gosh is this so hard for me because you all have been very understanding but.......I really really hate you all!So very very very much!!!!
(Everyone gets shocked and confused)
Samantha: I just can't stand any of you!Lovey and Thruston are always talking about money
Mrs. Howell: Well that was very rude Thurston
Mr. Howell: Yeah and it Mr. and Mrs. Howell to you!
Samantha: Ginger is always talking about how she was in the movies and how she's a movie star and it gets so annoying
Ginger: Anoying!
Samantha: Mary Lou is so boring
Mary Ann: BORING!
Samantha: The Skipper is to bossy
Skipper: I'M bossy?
Samantha: Gilbert is soooo clumsy
Gilligan: No argument there
Samantha: and all the Professor talks about is science!
Professor: Don't you like science?
Samantha: Yes but I don't base my whole life on it!
Professor: I've seen this before good minds going to waste
Samantha: I'm sorry
(She runs away)
Gilligan: Who would have seen that coming?
(Next day)
(The Professor is explaining something to the Skipper and Gilligan)
Professor: How is she
Skipper: The girls are taking care of her but their not very happy about it
Professor: They shouldn't blame her for being rude I have come to a conclusion that she has Isolation Syndrom
Skipper: Whats that?
Professor: Its a mental condition that makes people act differently than they normally would and Samantha's Isolation from her normal daily activities is making her anxious to get off the Island and the anxiety is making her take it out on us
Gilligan: Gee Professor you sure are smart
Skipper: Well of course he is Gilligan but what are we going to do about her?
Professor: I'm really not sure about that.The only real cure is if we were rescued and she returned to her regular lifestyle
Skipper: Well we could always tell her we will be rescued soon
Gilligan: That won't work
Skipper: And how do you know Gilligan!?
Gilligan: Because she said if we've been here for 3 years we probably will never be rescued
Professor: He's right Samantha has become so convinced that we won't be rescued lying isn't really an option
Gilligan: yeah and it won't work
Skipper: Gilligan! (Hits him with his hat)
Professor: Well actually I have done some reading and maybe it would be best if we did everything she wanted
Skipper: I guess we can do that
Gilligan: I'll go tell everyone
Skipper: well hurry up
Gilligan: Ok Skipper I'll take the back door
Skipper: Theres no back door
Gilligan: Then how can hurry up?
Skipper: Gilligan!!!
Gilligan: Sorry Skipper
(Ginger and Mary Ann are outside of their huts)
Ginger: Why do we have to take care of her after all those mean things she said about us!
Mary Ann: Yeah she should at least appologize
Ginger: At least she's honest
Mary Ann: What?
Ginger: Well you can be just a little boring some times
Mary Ann: Boring!Well I have to admit you can be annoying sometimes always talking like your a queen because you were in some movies
Ginger: Well at least I'm not some envious girl from Kansas!and worst of all from a little town nobody's heard of!
Mary Ann: You take that back!
Ginger: I will not until you take back what you said about my movie's!
Mary Ann: Neither will I!
(Mary Ann walks away mad)
Ginger: Never trust farm people
Mary Ann: Never trust show people
(Mr. and Mrs. Howell in their hut)
Mrs. Howell: What are we going to do about Samantha?
Mr. Howell: Nothing Lovey but I have thought of a way to make her like us
Mrs. Howell: Oh I'm sure its a wonderful Idea!What is it anyway?
Mr. Howell: Well I can use the uneversal language MONEY!of course
Mrs. Howell: Thurston maybe she doesn't want money
Mr. Howell: Lovey!Your going to have to wash your mouth out with soap
Mrs. Howell: You know sometimes I think you care more about money than you do about me!
Mr. Howell: Thats not true!well maybe just a little
Mrs. Howell: Well if thats the way you feel about me then I think I will leave you with your money!
Mr. Howell: Fine!I don't need you!
(she leaves and he grabs her teddy and hugs it)
Mr. Howell: Who needs her when I have my Teddy
(Later that day)
(Everyone is eating Dinner except Samantha)
(Mary Ann Is giving everyone their food)
Mary Ann: Here Skipper,Gilligan,Mr. Howell,Mrs. Howell
Mrs. Howell: Uh thats Miss Wentworth Mary Ann
Mary Ann: Uh ok Miss Wentworth,Professor
(She sits down)
Ginger: Aren't you forgetting someone?
Mary Ann: Oh thats right I'm sorry but Samantha said she wasn't hungry
Ginger: Nevermind I'm on a diet anyway
Mary Ann: Yeah you have to look good for the monkeys and gorilla's that live on the Island
Skipper: Is something wrong girls
Ginger and Mary Ann: Nothing!!!!
Gilligan: Could you pass the vegetables Mrs. Howell?
Mrs. Howell: What did you call me?
Gilligan: I mean Miss Wentworth
Mr. Howell: Your being Childish Lovey!
Mrs. Howell: I'm Being childish!?
Mr. Howell: Yes!
Skipper: Now Mr. and Mrs. Howell
Mr. and Mrs. Howell: Its none of your buisness!!!!
Ginger: Whats wrong with everyone!?
Mary Ann: Maybe their tired of your movies!
(Everyone starts fighting and then Samantha comes out)
Samantha: everyone?
(They ignore her because their still fighting)
Samantha: Could I say something?
(Still ignore her)
Samantha: BE QUIET!!!!
(Everyone stops fighting and pays attention to her)
Samantha: I just came to say I'm sorry.....I was being rude to everyone and well it would mean the world to me if you could forgive me
Gilligan: Sure Samantha
Skipper: Of course
Mary Ann: Why wouldn't I
Professor: I wasn't mad to begin with
Ginger: Neither was I well maybe a little but I forgive you
Mr. Howell: So do I
Mrs. Howell: Ceartainly
Samantha: Thank you all
Ginger: Mary Ann I'm sorry about saying you were boring
Mary Ann: I'm sorry I said your movies were annoying
Mr. Howell: Lovey since everyone is appologizing I think maybe we should stop fighting
Mrs. Howell: Thurston!.....I think thats a fabulous idea!
Samantha: I'm really getting use to this....I hope
End of Part 2
How was it?