Sean Snow.........Gordan Shumway
tootieismyfav.....Lucky
Titania...........Lynn

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-30-2001).]

HA! I'm alf!

I'll be the cat
***running*** ***running***

Alf: Come here, Lucky!

Alf dont eat members of the family! Can I be Lynn?

ALF: Come on, Lynnaroo! Just one bite?

Oh Alf, How can you still be hungry when you already ate everything in the house!

Alf: Haven't you forgotten I have 8 stomaches? Hey, where did Lucky go?

ALF you didnt eat him already did you? Come on, lets go look for Lucky...

Alf: I might have.............I might have not!

You mean you can't remember if you ate him? Oh ALF, what are we going to do w/ you! Lucky!!! Lucky!!!!! Lucky???? You stay right here and I'll go search the house. Its a good thing mom and dad arent home right now... ::runs into kitchen:: LUCKY!!!!!

ALF: The last time I saw him was when I was about to put him in the oven.

Well there doesnt seem to be anything in here....including food! ALF! Well, lets go look around, think, what did u eat?

ALF: I ate pizza, chips, fries, bacon, cheese....but NO Lucky!

OK, good. That means we just have to find Lucky.... Wait, where is everybody else anyway? I havent seen mom, dad, or Brian all day. Have you ALF?

ALF: Hey, hey, Lynnmeister! I know I didn't eat them! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

::shakes head:: Yeah..ALFmeister. ::laughs:: but I bet we can find Lucky at either the ALF forum or the Facts of Life forum if we examine the evidence of the disapearence. So what do u say?

ALF: Well, Lynnielinlin, the last time I saw him was at Diff'rent Strokes or The Facts of Life Avenue!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Just Testing the New Smiles!

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 07-06-2001).]

Ok, so we have to go there... OK, put on the trench coat and you'll have to stay low in the car. But dont let anyone see you! We have to find Lucky before anyone gets home, otherwise mom will think you ate him. C'mon ALF ::grabs car keys and exits to garage::

ALF: Can I put on Wilhelm's fedora on?

well...sure. Just hurry!

ALF: I have it on now.

Ok, then get in the car, I guess Dad wont mind, he never has to know.

ALF goes in car

ALF: Can I drive?

I think I better ::grabs wheel from ALF::, here you hold the map and tell me where you saw Lucky.

ALF: First go down ALF street, through Benson street, down DS drive, and finally to FOL Avenue.

Hey ALF, how'd you get a street named after you?

ALF: I went out in the open in disquise and painted ALF over Hemdale!

ALF! Its a good thing mom and dad arent here, and I should tell them what you did! but, since they didnt notice they'll never find out. OK, now duck down so no one can see you.

Alf hits his head on the dashboard

ALF: Who am I?

ALF stop kidding around we have to look for Lucky! Wait, ALF? Do you know who I am?

ALF?? ALF?? You must be out cold! Lets get you home. : http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifpens window:: LUCKY!! LUCKY!! MOM, DAD, BRIAN? JAKE? SOMEBODY? Oh nevermind, ::drives home::

ALF: Hey! Your Suzanne Somers!

Hits head

ALF: Uh! Wait, be careful on FOL Drive. The people there hate EVERYBODY! (And I mean this. At the FOL board, everybody hates everybody on the other boards.)

Originally posted by Sean Snow:
ALF: Hey! Your Suzanne Somers!

Hits head

ALF: Uh! Wait, be careful on FOL Drive. The people there hate EVERYBODY! (And I mean this. At the FOL board, everybody hates everybody on the other boards.)

whats that supposed to mean? anyways..i guess im still Lucky

::::Running:::: ::::Running::::

ALF Im not Suzanne Somers. Well, we're already out here so lets keep driving. Yeah I heard FOL Drive is a tough neighborhood, we better be careful. Duck down so no one sees you! (especially tough since i dislike FOL!)

Look ALF!! We found him!!!! Now we can go home, ALF stop drooling on Lucky!!

ALF: Must EAT!

::rumaging thru glove compartment:: Here have a....well I think its a granola bar...

ALF: Aut. that's fur. I was just shedding. Hey, there's a piece of a Kit Kat Bar in there!

::sticks the kit-kat bar in his mouth:: There, just be quiet and dont eat the cat.

ALF: I can't eat my own fur! I'll go blind for three days! It's a rule in Barry's book: Can You Find Barry?

I thought we already found Barry, connected the dots in Barrys face, and did the Barry Word Search?
Then here, finish my soda, we're almost home.

ALF: Thanks Lynn! But we never finished the Millionaire Edition Barry!

Well, we're home now ::getting out of car::

ALF: Hey, Willie, Kate, and Brian aren't home!

Lynn: (closes door behind her) Mom? Dad? Brian?? Maybe theyre at the Ockmonicks. Wanna try that Millionaire Barry while we wait?

ALF: Okay! (Looks at Card) What year did Barry go to Hawii?

Lynn: hmm, well I know Barry went to Hawii to make peace with the Hawiitians and teach them about italian food. Soo, maybe the year 1328?

ALF: Wrong. He went there in 1432.8 AD to answer a joke called: Why did Barry cross the Pacific?

Lynn: oh, ok, heres the next question: (reads card) "what is Barrys favorite kind of sandwich?"

Meat of Roach

Lynn: Close, it says the answer is meat of roach on rye w/ olives

Ohh! Barry has such rich taste in food!

Lynn: (laughs) Ok, your turn

ALF: Why did Barry cross the road?

Lynn: ummm, cause there was a sandwich on the other side?

ALF: No. There was a blue eyed **** roach by him. Did you ever hear the expression, "His Eyes Were as Blue as a cockroaches?

Lynn: I still dont know how you decide what color a roaches eyes are...or why you'd care. Moving on...(reads card) "what is the Melmacian law involving mayonnaise?"

ALF: You can not spread it on a nun under a ladder from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM on Fridays.

Lynn: ALF! thats crazy! ::looks at card:: but you're right...

ALF: That's because I'm 'barry' educated! :Har: I kill myself!

Lynn: (laughs) Ok..but wait, that means you can spread mayonaise on nuns any other day of the week?

ALF: Yeah! Takes out a picture of a nun. (Gasps) Oh no! I took this on a Sunday in reverse week! Barry hates me!

Lynn: ::laughs:: A reverse week? Doesnt that get confusing?

ALF: Not us Melfafians. Oh no! Barry is punishing me with a lisp!

Can I be Kate Tanner?

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ALF: Kate, help me! The Only Cure for My Very Barry Curse is that you've got to scrub my feet with tender grapes while watching "Laverne and Shirley"

Kate: I'm not touching your feet, I don't know where they've been. Lynn? Would you do it? Your father and I are going out to the Doobie Brothers reunion concert. Where's Brian? He was supposed to be home a half hour ago.



[This message has been edited by luvinjuan1980 (edited 09-04-2001).]

ALF: Kathe, youth musth helpth meth! Theth lisp! Theth lisp!

Kate: Okay, Okay, Pauly Shore is the opening act anyway, so there's plenty of time before the actual concert. Just let me put on these rubber gloves. Okay.

She turns on channel 22....

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8, Schlmiezel Schlmozzle, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.

She rubs Alf's feet, gently with the tender grapes. How's that feel, We'll get rid of that Very Barry Curse. Lynn take over will you?

ALF: Kate, where are you going? I Stillth Haveth theh lispth! You stillth haveth toth rub peanuth butterth on meth!

ALF Roleplay
Sean Snow as ALF
_________ as Willy
lovinjuan80 as Kate
Titania as Lynn
_______ as Brian
And
tootieismyfav as Lucky

Kate: (looks at watch)Okay, You got 10 minutes and then Lynn...Lynn? Lynn?
where'd you go?

Kate grabs the peanutbutter and rubs it all over Alf, while they watch Laverne and Shirley.

Kate: Okay that should do it, Willie and I will be back around midnight, Lynn and Brian should be home by now. Alf! do not eat the cat.

ALF: Then how am I supposed to make Cat Ala Mode?

Kate: Improvise, use chicken instead, it tastes just like cat. Bye, I'll bring you back a t-shirt.

ALF: You know how cat tastes! And all this time you're not letting my cravings go wild while your's have! (Sighs)The Next Thin I Know, You'll be squeezing Charmon!

Kate: Well I guess Lucky has seen better days. Okay, Alf you can eat the cat. He was losing control of his bladder anyway and all his hair is falling out and he's like a 106 years old. I'll just tell the kids Lucky ran away.

ALF: Oh KATE! *Picks Up Lucky And Puts On Plate. He Sits Down And Stares at His Food*

Kate: Wait, let me leave first, I can't watch this. i'll be back in 5 minutes

Lynn: ALF!!! What on earth are you doing?? LUCKY!!! I leave you alone for two seconds and you do this!

ALF: Lynnski, chill! I Won't Eat Him! I'm better then that! (Looks at Lucky, Licking His Lips)

Kate: (comes running into the livingroom)
Lynn Lynn! it's okay, I told Alf he could eat Lucky. Well you know, he is 15 years old and he's getting closer to that great big litterbox in the sky. It would be kinder,
(whispers to Lynn: We'll buy a new cat and keep it in a cage when Alf is around).



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Sweathog Chronicle (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/sweathogchronicle)

Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!

Lynn: Well, ok. But what are you going to tell Brian?

ALF: I Know! We'll Tell Him He Went Down the Garbage Disposal!

Kate: (laughs)Somehow, I don't think he'll believe that. I still haven't had to courage to tell him that his father ran off with Mrs. Ockmoneck. Maybe i'll just tell Brian the coyotes ate Willie and Lucky.

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Sweathog Chronicle (http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/sweathogchronicle)

Steven: Who was Romulus' brother?
Mallory: Uncle Remus...
Well he was somebody's Uncle!