(Remember, my Sunday post had the Honeymooners gang venturing on a summer vacation to Atlantic City. The Kramdens and Nortons are leaving and packing the car.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a great trip. I never had so much fun in a long time."

Ed: "I loved it too. How about all the nights me and you went to the casino and after that, went to all those strip clubs. Va-va-va-voom!"

Ralph: "Yeah."

Alice & Trixie: "AHEM!"

Alice: "Ralph, I did not like the fact that you went to a strip club to see women naked."

Ralph: "All right. I am sorry. But, wait a minute, what about the nights you and Trixie went to a male strip club and saw all those men naked."

Trixie: "All right. You got us. We weren't saints either."

Ralph: "I loved going to the casinos with Norton and me and Norton won $100,000...until we lost it due to my gambling."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"

Ed: "You have to admit Ralph, you were the one that betted to that one guy all the money if you didn't get BAR-BAR-BAR on the slot machine."

Ralph: "I loved the salt water taffy."

Ed: "Yes, I did. The water part reminds me of my job."

Ralph: "Yes. I loved the taffy. I ate all the taffy they had all 50 pounds. I got my picture taken."

Alice: "We all had fun, didn't we?"

Trixie: "Yes."

Ralph: "How about next year, we all spend two months in MIAMI BEACH. I accumulated enough sick days."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "That will be the plan. Next year, AWAY WE GO to Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

(They all sing a song about Miami Beach.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

"The Loudspeaker":

Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam! And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."

Alice: "Well golly gee!"

"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"

Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."

Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"

Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."

"A Dog's Life":

Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?"

Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)

Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."

"Lost Baby":

(Ralph found a "baby" on his bus.)

Ed: "I still say that baby is John Wadamaker's (sp?) baby."

Ralph: "Are you crazy? John is a millionaire."

Ed: "You're right. If he was that rich, he would have left that baby in a taxi."

"Hair To A Fortune":

Ed: "Here's on bottle. H2O."

Ralph: "H2O. Oh, that is pronounced ho."

"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "You are jealous and do you know why you are jealous? Because at this time, tomorrow night, my picutre will be on the front page of every news paper in the country."

McGarrity: "So will mine for killing you."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I have a problem."

Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."

Ralph: "You heard about it?"

Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?"

Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are."