By Sasjkia Otto

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

I wish I could marry Disney's Haunted Mansion.

I want to marry Space Mountain. That was the most awesome ride I've ever been on.

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I saw that on our local news the other night. Hey, at least he'll still be there in the morning. :crazy: :lol:

Okay, I know marriage can be a wild ride but I don't think this is quite what they meant!

Wow, now THAT's devotion! I hope that ride stays around for a LONG time! I can't imagine what she would do if they ever decided to retire the thing! She'd probably try to buy it from them! Wouldn't THAT be awesome, to have a ride in your backyard?

I saw that on our local news the other night. Hey, at least he'll still be there in the morning. :crazy: :lol:
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God, this has been a great day for news.

If she gets tired of it, she can always ask for a divorce ;)

Okay, I know marriage can be a wild ride but I don't think this is quite what they meant!
I was going to say something about lots of ups and downs but that just sounds dirty in this case. :eek: :lol:

I was going to say something about lots of ups and downs but that just sounds dirty in this case. :eek: :lol:
I admire your restraint!! :lol:

A magic carpet fairground ride.

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This story makes me think of the song from the movie The Last Dragon, the one sung by Syreeta and Smokey Robinson. It was called "First Time on a Ferris Wheel". I'll leave you with that visual, even though it's a roller coaster in this case. :eek: :lol:

I saw that on our local news the other night. Hey, at least he'll still be there in the morning. :crazy: :lol:

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:lol: Now THAT'S something you don't hear about often!

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I've just laughed my head off at this thread!! Good grief...a fairground ride?...really?? :lol:

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I've just laughed my head off at this thread!! Good grief...a fairground ride?...really?? :lol:
I guess you can't help who you love!! :eek: :lol:

The story can only get stranger. I mean what happens when she wants to have it's babies? What then? First of all, they'd need their privacy, and then there's the whole thing about the little fairground ride growing inside her for nine months. And I believe giving birth is painful, just imagine how much more painful this would be. But I'm jumping the gun a bit. Right now they're just getting married.

This woman falls under the category of "It takes all kinds..." :)

^ Now that is just scary. I know that giving birth to humans can be extremely painful - try passing a mini roller coaster!! OWWWWWWWWW!! :eek: :lol:

I guess you can't help who you love!! :eek: :lol:

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The story can only get stranger. I mean what happens when she wants to have it's babies? What then? First of all, they'd need their privacy, and then there's the whole thing about the little fairground ride growing inside her for nine months. And I believe giving birth is painful, just imagine how much more painful this would be. But I'm jumping the gun a bit. Right now they're just getting married.

...or perhaps it could be a half-human, half park ride baby? hmmm......sounds like a good premise for a possible upcoming Lifetime movie - "Baby Coaster"

...or perhaps it could be a half-human, half park ride baby? hmmm......sounds like a good premise for a possible upcoming Lifetime movie - "Baby Coaster"
Who would star? Melissa Gilbert? Kellie Martin? Tiffani Thiessen? Oh, the possibilities! :rofl:

...or perhaps it could be a half-human, half park ride baby? hmmm......sounds like a good premise for a possible upcoming Lifetime movie - "Baby Coaster"

Not to make fun of the Baby Jessica situation at all but...

If it were to copy those events...

Lifetime Movies Presents, Tori Spelling in "Baby Coaster Down a Well." Also starring Daniel Stern as the voice of the Roller Coaster and featuring puppets from the Jim Henson Workshop as Daddy and Baby Roller Coaster. And with Dustin Diamond as a random jerk who takes a ride on the coaster.

^ Now that sounds more like Comedy Central than Lifetime. :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ Now that sounds more like Comedy Central than Lifetime. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It'd be funnier if they played it as a straight drama, lol. Tori Spelling screaming with tears rolling down her cheeks "MY BABY! SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABY COASTER FROM THIS WELL!!" ;)

^ Yes, unintentional comedy is often more funny than intentional. :lol: