View Full Version : A Respected College is Considering Using an Asparagus as Team Mascot...Seriously!


Brian Damage
06-22-2009, 09:18 PM
The College of William & Mary in Virginia is looking for a mascot and ideas have ranged from a feathered horse to an asparagus stalk.

The school said Monday more than 400 nominations have been submitted. William & Mary for decades was known as the Indians, but the school changed its nickname to Tribe in the 1980s.

The NCAA ruled in 2006 that the college could keep the Tribe nickname but its feathered logo was demeaning to Native Americans and had to go.

The school's athletic teams will still be called the Tribe, but the college wants a mascot that may _ or may not _ match the nickname.

The asparagus stalk supporter notes that if served with cheese, the vegetable represents the school colors.

The school's president will make the final decision.

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http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/290/2009/june/22/william-mary-mascot-ideas-include-an-asparagus.html

http://www.wm.edu/about/mascot/

Big C
06-22-2009, 09:19 PM
It's still not as bad as the Stanford tree mascot.

Brian Damage
06-22-2009, 09:30 PM
It's still not as bad as the Stanford tree mascot.

Hmmm, let's see, a tree or cheese covered aspargus?!?

catlover79
06-22-2009, 09:41 PM
Remember the Bob Newhart Thanksgiving episode where Jerry and Bob are doing a William & Mary cheer?

Jerry: Gimme a W!
Bob: W.
Jerry: Gimme an M!
Bob: M.
Jerry: Whaddaya got?
Bob: Wm.

:rofl:

Brian Damage
06-22-2009, 10:11 PM
Remember the Bob Newhart Thanksgiving episode where Jerry and Bob are doing a William & Mary cheer?

Jerry: Gimme a W!
Bob: W.
Jerry: Gimme an M!
Bob: M.
Jerry: Whaddaya got?
Bob: Wm.

:rofl:


:rofl:

Schmoopie
06-23-2009, 01:34 AM
When I was in high school there was a group of high school seniors at my church who were members of a soccer team called the rutabegas!!!

Andrea

Marvo301
06-23-2009, 01:37 AM
Isn't there an asparagus character in veggietales?

littlebelle
06-23-2009, 06:07 PM
This reminds of "The Fighting Scallions" on Sabrina.

Marvo301
06-23-2009, 06:11 PM
I just remembered the name of the Veggietales character I was thinking of. Junior Asparagus.

robyrob
06-23-2009, 09:21 PM
i like asparagus

catlover79
06-23-2009, 09:22 PM
i like asparagus
So do I. My dad actually BAKES asparagus instead of boiling it. He puts them on a cookie sheet and adds spices. They are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! :drool:

Schmoopie
06-24-2009, 02:18 AM
So do I. My dad actually BAKES asparagus instead of boiling it. He puts them on a cookie sheet and adds spices. They are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! :drool:

That sounds yum-o, and I've never even tried asparagus!!!

Big C
06-24-2009, 02:47 AM
Give me an A!

Give me an S!

Give me a P!

Give me an A!

Give me an R!

Give me an A!

Give me a G!

Give me a U!

Give me a S!

catlover79
06-24-2009, 08:45 AM
That sounds yum-o, and I've never even tried asparagus!!!
Really? Wow.

Chelsea
06-24-2009, 10:27 AM
Remind me not to buy from their concession stands, then...

dlemond
06-24-2009, 10:41 AM
The College of William & Mary in Virginia is looking for a mascot and ideas have ranged from a feathered horse to an asparagus stalk.

The school said Monday more than 400 nominations have been submitted. William & Mary for decades was known as the Indians, but the school changed its nickname to Tribe in the 1980s.

The NCAA ruled in 2006 that the college could keep the Tribe nickname but its feathered logo was demeaning to Native Americans and had to go.

The school's athletic teams will still be called the Tribe, but the college wants a mascot that may _ or may not _ match the nickname.

The asparagus stalk supporter notes that if served with cheese, the vegetable represents the school colors.

The school's president will make the final decision.

I can see the T shirts now -

The Mighty Asparagus says:
We'll Spear Ya!
(and then blanket you in cheese)

catlover79
06-24-2009, 11:17 AM
I can see the T shirts now -

The Mighty Asparagus says:
We'll Spear Ya!
(and then blanket you in cheese)
:rofl: I love it!!

James
06-24-2009, 01:10 PM
When I consider the University of California-Santa Cruz's mascot is the Banana Slugs, I'm not surprised.

Doodyville10019
06-24-2009, 01:29 PM
Beats having a duck as a mascot (sorry, Oregon fans, but what on earth were you guys thinking way back then??!!)