“Stars Over Flatbush”:

Ralph: “The horoscope is bigger than I am.”

Alice: “Nothing is bigger than you are.”

“The Man From Space”:

Ralph: “If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side.”

Ed: “When you walk down a street, there AIN’T no other side.”

“Please Leave The Premises”:

Ralph: “What I say goes.”

Alice: “Then you better say Alice because I am going.”

“Oh My Aching Back”:

(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back. He looks terrible.)

Ralph: “Does this look natural?”

Ed: “Like the Leaning Tower of Pizza.”

“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:

Ralph: “For your information, I am four pound underweight. It says so in the chart.”

Alice: “You must have been looking at a chart for a hippo.”

“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:

Ralph: “I can’t find the report.”

Ed: “Maybe you ate it.”

"Operation: Protest":

Ralph: "Send Clifford to his papa."

Alice: "He can't see him."

Ralph: "Where is his dad hiding?"

Alice: "He is in the Navy. He is up on the North Pole counting seals."

Ralph: "He's hiding."

"Operation: Protest":

(Ralph wants to kill Clifford.)

Alice: "You are going to hate yourself in the morning."

Ralph: "True, but I will be happy tonight."

"Double Trouble":

Trixie: "There are two Ralph's."

Ed: "You mean that the weight Ralph lost formed into another person?"