Here are some commercial quotes that are etched into my mind from my youth......

1. "I'm Miss Cleo.... Call me Now.....":lol:

2. ""Mom," I'm going to make you a JIF peanut butter snadwich for your study break!":)

3."Dude....You're gettin' a Dell!":)

4."They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!":)

5."How About A Hawaii Punch?"

6. I"m Matthew Lesko And I'm Going To Show You How To Get Money From The Government!"

7."Clap On....Clap Off Clap on Clap off...The Clapper!"

8.."Ch...ch...ch...chh. Chia!"

9.""What You See Is What You get At McDonald's Today!"

10. "Follow Your nose."

:D

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is! (Alka Seltzer)

You can't drink it slow if it's Quik! (Nestle's Quik)

Good to the last drop! (Nescafe coffee)

My bologna has a first name... (Oscar Meyer)

You're soaking in it! (Palmolive detergent)

You deserve a break today...(McDonalds)

It's the real thing (Coca-Cola)

Where's the beef? (Wendy's)

"Did somebody say McDonald's?"

"Dairy Queen: Hot Eats, Cool Treats- We Treat You Right!"

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Have it your way." (Burger King)

"The quicker picker-upper." (Bounty paper towels)

He likes it! Hey Mikey!! (Life cereal)

You sunk my battleship! (Battleship game)

"Ball Park Hot Dogs- They plump when you cook them."

"Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"

"Have a Coke and a smile"

"Come to Taco-Taco-Taco-Taco-Taco-Taco-Taco-Taco Taco Bell [gong!]"

"Who Wears Short Shorts? Nair Wears Short Shorts...!" :) Nair

"Today's Your Brut Day, it's your lucky Brut Day today!" Brut

"The Cheese that Goes...Crunch!" Cheetos

"Have a Coke and a Smile!" Coca-Cola

"Hurry on Down to Hardee's!" Hardee's

"Tonight, tonight...let it be Lowenbrau!" Lowenbrau (beer)

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?" Tootsie Pop

"Ruffles Have Ridges!" Ruffles Potato Chips

"..and I helped!..." Shake and Bake

The ones that came out before my time were better so I am going with those



"Things go better with coca cola, things go better with coke"

"Come alive you're in the pepsi generation, for those who think young"

"I'm a pepper, she's a pepper, he's a pepper, wouldnt you like to be a pepper too"

"Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you dont, Almond Joy has nut, Mounds dont"

"Rice a roni the San Francisco treat"

"N E S T L E S makes the very best chocolate'

"taste that beats the others cold, pepsi pours it on"

"Calgon take me away'

"Ancient chinese secret huh"

"snap crackle pop"


Well a couple of those are from my lifetime

"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
that is what I'd truly like to be
for if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
everyone would be in love with me"

"Make a run for the border." - Taco Bell

"Come to the Honeycomb Hideout!" :)

"Mama mia, that's a spicey meatball!" (I think that was Alka Seltzer...?)

"No one can eat just one!" Frito Lay's Potato Chips

"Mystery Date...are you Ready for your Mystery Date...?"

"Every single Pringles Potato Chip is a perfect potato chip..." (later "crisps")

"Choosy moms choose Jif"

"Goobers, Raisinettes, chocolate-covered treats!"

"If you want a tough stain out, Shout it out"

"Come to the Honeycomb Hideout!" :)

"Mama mia, that's a spicey meatball!" (I think that was Alka Seltzer...?)

"No one can eat just one!" Frito Lay's Potato Chips

"Mystery Date...are you Ready for your Mystery Date...?"



I thought I would be the only person here who would know about Mystery Date, glad to see others that are into pop culture from the stone age.

I thought I would be the only person here who would know about Mystery Date, glad to see others that are into pop culture from the stone age.

:lol: :lol: Yep, I was a wee tyke in the 60's but I've got a long memory... ;)

They're Grrrreat!!! (Frosted Flakes)

Our best to you each morning! (Kelloggs)

Good morning, good muffin to you! (Orrowheat muffins)

Bugles- More is better

I'm thinking Arby's.

R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells R-E-L-I-E-F

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

My Buddy...My Buddy....My Buddy and me!

Geico- So easy a caveman could do it

Alka-Seltzer- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Guinness- Brilliant!

Fosters- Australian for Beer

Less filling! Tastes great! Less filling! Tastes great! (Miller Lite Beer)

Everything you've ever wanted in a beer... and less (Miller Lite)

Take the Pepsi challenge! (Pepsi-Cola)

The San Francisco treat! (Rice-A-Roni)

The Incredible Edible Egg

Beef...it's what's for dinner.

Pork...the other white meat.

Cotton...the fabric of our lives.

A-1 Steak Sauce: Yeah, it's that important.

"Look out for the bull"-Schlitz Malt Liquior

mmm mmm good! (Campbell's Soup)

give me a break (Kit Kat)

the uncola (7-Up)

The champagne of gingerales (Canada Dry)

Good to the last drop! (Nescafe coffee)

Wasn't that Maxwell House?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Please, Don't squeeze the Charmin

The quality goes in before the name goes on (Zenith)

A little dab'll do ya (Brylcreem)

They're magically delicious (Lucky Charms)

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's

What's the best Tuna, Chicken of the sea

Now that's the best tasting pickle I ever heard (Vlasic pickles)

If it's Borden it's got to be good

Have it your way (Burger King)

Wasn't that Maxwell House?
You're right Charles. It is Maxwell House.

"CoooooOOOkie Crisp!"

"Car Toys, a better way TO GO!"

"What's on your list today? you'll find it at Fred Meyer"

"Meet me @ DQ"

"McWorldddd- hey it could happen"

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

"Come to the Honeycomb Hideout!" :)

"Mama mia, that's a spicey meatball!" (I think that was Alka Seltzer...?)

"No one can eat just one!" Frito Lay's Potato Chips

"Mystery Date...are you Ready for your Mystery Date...?"

The "Mama mia,..." quote WAS from an old Alka-Seltzer commercial. So was "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

"Let Noxema cream your face -- so the razor won't!"

"That's how you make caramel apples, with Wrapples, from Kraft"

"Rice-A-Roni: The San Francisco Treat"

"Noodle Roni fettucine, a taste of old Italy!" (product has been re-named "Pasta Roni")

It's so coool watching old commercials! :cool:

"Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet!"

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun..." McDonald's

McDonald's actually did a promotion where you had to recite the Big Mac ingredients (from memory) into a microphone in the restaurant -- I think to win a free one or something, I can't remember. That must have been in the very late '70s or very early '80s.

See the USA in your Chevolet.

Wheaties, breakfast of championa.

Rice Crispies, they snap,crackle and pop

Wonder bread, builds strong bodies 12 different ways.

Rinso white or Rinso blue, choice dear lady is up to you.

Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

M & M's, melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Bryl cream, a little dab will do you.

LSMFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Ivory soap, 99 percent pure and it floats.

You don't have to be to Jewish to like Levy's

Double your pleasure, double your fun, Wrigley gum.

Harvey

Subway- Eat Fresh

"When The Hungry Hits, When The Hungry Hits, Hit The Red Barn."
"McDonald's, Im Lovin It."
"Nobody Doesn't Like Sarah Lee."
"How Good Is That, KFC?"
"Steel Tec, Get To Work."
"JCPenney's....Doin It Right!"
"Spray Me With Juice." (A commercial from 2000. I think it was for Parfum De Cur- a girls perfume.)

See the USA in your Chevolet.

Wheaties, breakfast of championa.

Rice Crispies, they snap,crackle and pop

Wonder bread, builds strong bodies 12 different ways.

Rinso white or Rinso blue, choice dear lady is up to you.

Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

M & M's, melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Bryl cream, a little dab will do you.

LSMFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Ivory soap, 99 percent pure and it floats.

You don't have to be to Jewish to like Levy's

Double your pleasure, double your fun, Wrigley gum.

Harvey

These are great! I remember all of them.

R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells R-E-L-I-E-F


No, it doesn't.....:lol: My sister and I would scream at the T.V, "IT DOESN"T SPELL RELIEF!":lol:

I just saved 25% of my car insurance by switching to Geico

No, it doesn't.....:lol: My sister and I would scream at the T.V, "IT DOESN"T SPELL RELIEF!":lol:
:rofl:

Everything you've ever wanted in a beer... and less (Miller Lite)

I remember hearing Don Robertson using a variation of that line at least once in sponsor rolls, as Miller Lite was a sponsor of a few CBS Sports broadcasts, most notably the NFL. I saw a clip once from YouTube of what the sponsor rolls looked like on CBS' NFL coverage back when I was a little boy, and there was one in which Robertson said "Lite beer from Miller...everything you've always wanted in a beer and less" (note the italics on "always," as that's the way I recall hearing him say it in that clip).

"WAZZUP"?-Budweiser

I just saved 25% of my car insurance by switching to Geico

It's 15%, not 25%.

"That's The Power of Pine-Sol,Baby!":D

"Nothing runs like a Deere" (John Deere farm equipment)

"You're not fully clean unless you're Zest-fully clean"

"Visine gets the red out"

"Milk -- It does a body good"

"Think outside the bun."

"Think outside the bun."

Not easy to do if it's Angelina Jolie.

Harvey

"Escape the greasies with Agree!"

Ho, Ho, Ho, from the valley of the Jolly Green Giant.

For the smile of your life-Oxident

Nothing's finer then a a box of Carolina rice

When you care to send the very best-Hallmark cards

Brother you never had it so mild-El Producto cigars

Good to the last drop-Maxwell house coffee.

Harv ey

"Take me away"-Calgon

"Give me some Jet Dry"-Jet Dry Dishwasher Detergent

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"-Trix cereal.

:)

New Ajax detergent is stronger than Dirt.

"Please don't squeeze the Charmin" - Charmin bath tissue.

"There's more to the middle of an egg mcmuffin than the egg in the middle of the muffin."(sung)- Mcdonald's

"Give a hoot, don't pollute." - anti-pollution PSA

"You're in good hands with Allstate." - Allstate

"Let your fingers do the walking." - Yellow Pages

"Follow your nose, it always knows." - Toucan Sam, Fruit Loops.

Kix- Kid-tested, mother approved.

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

It's always the right Timex to get a new watch

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking (Timex)

G.E. We bring good things to light

Nothing says lovin like something from the oven (Pilsbury)

MJB tastes good when it should (MJB Coffee)

Anytime is Taco Time

There's something about an Aqua Velva man! (aftershave)

You knocked my block off! - Marx Rock Em' Sock Em' Robots

So effective you can even skip a day - Mitchum deodorant

We love to fly and it shows - Delta Airlines

Like a Rock - Chevy trucks

Stays crunchy even in milk - Cap'n Crunch cereal

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! :)

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.

"Have another Nutter Butter peanut butter sandwich cookie"

"A-1, it's how steak is done" (sauce)

"We take the nut very seriously, at the Fisher nut company"

"When you run out, run out to White Hen" (pantry/convenience stores)

"Walgreen's, the shopper's center"

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.(note: I don't condone smoking!)

"Hillbilly, Hillbilly, Hillbilly, old fashioned bread...it's CO-LOSSAL!"

"Take it off, take it all off..." Noxema Skin Cream"

"Here comes Google with the goo-goo-googly eyes..." Google Peanut Butter

Where There's Beer, There's Bud (as in Budweiser obviously)

"Tum Tum Tum Tum TUMS!" :lol:

Burger King- When you have it your way, it just tastes better.

Calgon's "Ancient Chinese secret."
Lowenbrau beer's "Tonight is kind of special./Tonight let it be Lowenbrau."
Michelob's "The weekend is for Michelob." I also remember a woman singing "Put a little weekend in your week" in one of the later ads.
Timex watches: "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
Life cereal's "He likes it! Hey Mikey!"
Nair's "Who wears short shorts?"

This one was local: when I was living in Mayfield Heights, there was a TV ad for a locl home improvement company that ended with a woman singing:
"Garfield 1-2-3- 2-3
"Garfield 1-2-3-2-3"

^ I LOVE the Garfield 1-2-3-2-3 jingle!! Haven't heard it in years. :D I also loved the toothpaste commercial where everyone is all excited - "tomorrow we discuss - MOLARS!" and one guy fainted from all the excitement. :rofl: Then there was the Hershey commercial where a coach is talking to his Little Leaguers about the three things to remember.

Kid #1: "Always be a team player."
Kid #2: "Always keep your eye on the ball."
Kid #3: "Never play without a contract!"
Announcer: "Change is bad. Hershey's, unchanged since 1899." :rofl: