(In celebration of According to Jim's finale, I thought I would post this.)

(Jim [played by Jim Belushi] & Andy [played by Larry Joe Campbell] are in New York waiting for a bus.)

Andy: "This was a great idea Jim. Going to New York to see the Chicago White Sox beating the New York Yankees."

Jim: "Yeah, Cheryl wasn't a big fan of me acting all hyper when Chicago scored as well as you dancing like a fruit."

Andy: "Did you take a look at those two two rows ahead of us. One is a bus driver apparently and one is a sewerworker."

Jim: "That sewerworker and bus driver didn't appear to be too bright. I like to see them do our line of work. The construction business."

(A bus arrives. Ralph & Ed are on it.)

Jim: "Whoa! It's that bus driver and sewerworker we saw at the game."

Ralph: "Did you two see the same game that we saw?"

Andy: "Yes."

Ralph: "Don't remind me. The Yankees losing to the WHITE SOX."

Ed: "My name is Ed Norton. I am an underground engineer which means I work in the sewer."

Jim: "Yeah, me and Andy heard you two talking. I know your big friend is a bus driver as I can see. Me and Andy are in the construction business and we are here on vacation."

Ed: "Oh, you should hear the story on how my buddy-boy Ralph tried to be a janitor for our building. He ended up being stuck between two pipes because he was so..."

Ralph (yelling): "AHEM!"

Ed: "How about the story when Ralph tried to redecorate the apartment with wallpaper only for him to be told that the apartment looked terrible more so than it is."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON!"

(The bus stops and Alice, Trixie and Cheryl ]played by Courtney-Thorne Smith] comes on.)

Alice: "Ralph, meet a very nice person that we met while we were at the Rachael Ray Show."

Trixie: "Yeah."

Ed: "Hey va-va-va-voom!"

Jim: "That is my wife Cheryl."

Andy: "My sister."

Ed: "Where do you guys live?"

Jim: "Chicago."

Ed: "Oh! Ralph, does the Raccoon Lodge have an affiliate in Chicago? These tow will fit right in."

Ralph: "No, but the Raccoons hopefully will expand. Their new affiliate will be in Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Cheryl: "We got to go to Miami Beach soon."

Ralph: "Yeah, I heard that it has the greatest people in the world."

(Audience cheers louder.)

Andy: "I can try to hit on all the ladies down there. Hopefully, I won't sufer the same fate as I do 99% of the time. Which is getting slapped."

Jim: "Me, Cheryl and Andy all love it up here too. I think we would all love Miami Beach too."

(They all sing a song about Miami Beach and New York.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Auidience cheers.)

Jackie: "Time to introduce the cast. First Courtney Thorne-Smith."

(Audience cheers as Courtney walks on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Oooh, she's the good one. Jim Belushi."

(Audience cheers as Jim walks on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Larry Joe Campbell."

(Audience cheers as Larry walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers as Jean walks on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Audrey walks on stage and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST in the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)