Ugly Naked Guy...why was he fond of being naked?

Was it because his parents were hippies?
Was it because his parents were nudists?
Was it because his parents were rednecks?

And once, he was Cute Naked Guy...until he gained a few pounds.

Here's the story....

Ugly Naked Guy lived with a group of nudists throughout his life. He was born in 1965...somewhere in Bethel, New York. His parents were nudists and he led the life without clothes.

But in 1970, his Bohemian parents moved to New York City where they had to put clothes on. But at their apartment, they became naked.

Back then, Ugly Naked Guy was Cute Naked Guy and he was home-schooled throughout his life and only wore clothes when he came outside.

In 1989, Cute Naked Guy rented an apartment in Grenwich Village and lived there for 10 years. This same apartment that Ross rented from Ugly Naked Guy. But since Cute Naked Guy never went anywhere and ate fast-food...he became Ugly Naked Guy.

After he moved-out, Ugly Naked Guy returned to the Bohemians in Bethel and is trying to become Cute Naked Guy...again.