1. It would take place in a large city, but everyone would be white.

2. Joe would turn into a fat, dumb slob the second he married Helen. Helen would turn into the smart, sexy, sarcastic wife.

3. There would be no laugh track and no live studio audience.

4. The characters would really be nasty, shallow, and unlikable.

5. All they'll care about is who slept with who and stuff like that.

6. It would probably be more of a dramedy.

7. Antonio would have eventually come out as bisexual or gay. (My mother always wondered about him...)

8. Lowell would be really stupid and cartoonish.

9. It wouldn't last 6 episodes.

1. It would take place in a large city, but everyone would be white.

2. Joe would turn into a fat, dumb slob the second he married Helen. Helen would turn into the smart, sexy, sarcastic wife.

3. There would be no laugh track and no live studio audience.

4. The characters would really be nasty, shallow, and unlikable.

5. All they'll care about is who slept with who and stuff like that.

6. It would probably be more of a dramedy.

7. Antonio would have eventually come out as bisexual or gay. (My mother always wondered about him...)

8. Lowell would be really stupid and cartoonish.

9. It wouldn't last 6 episodes.

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1. It would take place in a large city, but everyone would be white.

2. Joe would turn into a fat, dumb slob the second he married Helen. Helen would turn into the smart, sexy, sarcastic wife.

3. There would be no laugh track and no live studio audience.

4. The characters would really be nasty, shallow, and unlikable.

5. All they'll care about is who slept with who and stuff like that.

6. It would probably be more of a dramedy.

7. Antonio would have eventually come out as bisexual or gay. (My mother always wondered about him...)

8. Lowell would be really stupid and cartoonish.

9. It wouldn't last 6 episodes.

Wait.. Just because Antonio didn't have much luck with women, doesn't mean he was gay. If anyone was gay, I would say Brian would be. He uses his machismo to cover up, also too much into sleeping around to prove something.