"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "I am not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me."

(Alice puts a pot on Ralph's head like as if it were an army helmet and "salutes" him.)

Alice: "Har-har-har!"

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "What kind of life do you think I live in this city by driving a bus all day? Do you know what I hear? Taxi horns, police whistles, fire engines, breakes schreeching, people hollering. When I finish my work and get home what do I hear? Babies crying, garbage cans-a-rattling, peddlers-a-yelling. I ask you, waht do I have to do to get a little peace and quiet?"

Alice: "Why don't you shut up?"


"You're In The Picture":

Ed: "I must be losing my mind."

Trixie: "How could you lose something you never had?"

"Petticaot Jungle":

Ralph: "You wear the first one the man showed you or the one I gave you last year."

Alice: "I can't wear the latter Ralph. It has a hole in the knee."

"Oh My Aching Back":

Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs."

Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "Just remember, you can't put your arms around a memory."

Alice: "I can't even put my arm around you."

"Letter To The Boss":

Ed: "I can you a job with me down in the sewer. All you have to do is pass the test."

Ralph: "What test?"

Ed: "Can you float?"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ralph: "When you save the money, you can't take it with you."

Alice: "You are right. I never go anyplace."

"$99,000 Answer":

Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."

Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."