:D

that's better :D

oohhhh i don't even know whats goin awn

Why is it changed to bongos? :( that's not even...that doesn't work. Hold on if people are OFFENDED by the word BITCH, I'll change it to something more appropriate. On Earth. You just hold on.

Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover!

Why is it changed to bongos? :( that's not even...that doesn't work. Hold on if people are OFFENDED by the word BITCH, I'll change it to something more appropriate. On Earth. You just hold on.
what the hell are you talking about?

Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover!
schaudenfrade.

*tries to pick lock at other thread*

lol, google maps shows the wrong house when you go to "street view" for my address. which makes me feel a little safer.

what the hell are you talking about?
PSHAW.

LOL what is that from?

Why is it changed to bongos?

Because I wished it to be. And so it was. I'm evil, like that. :lol:

Because I wished it to be. And so it was. I'm evil, like that. :lol:
LOL :rotflmao:

Because I wished it to be. And so it was. I'm evil, like that. :lol:
ohno: :lol:

ohno: :lol:
you know, you can get high off of pretty much anything if you smoke enough of it.

you know, you can get high off of pretty much anything if you smoke enough of it.
Probably. Do you know from experience?

Probably. Do you know from experience?
not from personal experience, but i experimented on my little brother a lot when we were kids.

not from personal experience, but i experimented on my little brother a lot when we were kids.
lmao I hope he's doing alright now

Kris Allen is in the top 2 :crying: A moment to remember always :heart:

']Kris Allen is in the top 2 :crying: A moment to remember always :heart:
KRIS may be in the top 2, but CHRIS is in the top...1...movie in America. That is, until Angels and Demons comes and craps all over it. Then again, I kind of want to see that too.

good grief, where do these mice in the kitchen trash can keep coming from?

good grief, where do these mice in the kitchen trash can keep coming from?
they get recycled.

i have a stack of business cards on my desk that is about 8 inches thick (if I put them all in one stack) - all people that i will never call or look at their card ever again.

i have a stack of business cards on my desk that is about 8 inches thick (if I put them all in one stack) - all people that i will never call or look at their card ever again.
what is this world coming to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otE9O8hIIBY

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=246501

My interview thread at last :lol: And Roby too! 2 interview threads I bet because we are like the last :lol:

"How can you let this go on?" :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avTfiRccYIA

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
there she ammmmms!

'Microsoft is sitting on $25
billion in cash, so the company doesn't need the bond proceeds "unless
they have something big in mind, (http://www.smartmoney.com/Investing/Bonds/What-s-Behind-Microsoft-s-Bond-Offering/?afl=yahoo)" says Reena Aggarwal, professor of
finance at Georgetown University's McDonough School of Business.'"

this is actually quite terrifying - what the hell are they about to do?

janis joplin is dead? :confused: i thought she was still alive.

Is this like, his way of coming out?

http://dlisted.com/files/joejonasidontknowfeelabouti.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=246598

this is my test to see if that board is moderated. I WILL BE PROMOTED TO MODERATOR THERE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=246598

this is my test to see if that board is moderated. I WILL BE PROMOTED TO MODERATOR THERE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
:rofl:

janis joplin is dead? :confused: i thought she was still alive.
ummmm, quite dead yes i am afraid.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=246598

this is my test to see if that board is moderated. I WILL BE PROMOTED TO MODERATOR THERE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
have you ASKED to be modded there?

obviously that place is OUT OF CONTROL

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/technology/business-computing/27disk.html?_r=1

General Electric says it has achieved a breakthrough in digital storage technology that will allow standard-size discs to hold the equivalent of 100 DVDs.

Nathaniel Brooks for The New York Times

The storage advance, which G.E. is announcing on Monday, is just a laboratory success at this stage. The new technology must be made to work in products that can be mass-produced at affordable prices.

But optical storage experts and industry analysts who were told of the development said it held the promise of being a big step forward in digital storage with a wide range of potential uses in commercial, scientific and consumer markets.

“This could be the next generation of low-cost storage,” said Richard Doherty, an analyst at Envisioneering, a technology research firm.

The promising work by the G.E. researchers is in the field of holographic storage. Holography is an optical process that stores not only three-dimensional images like the ones placed on many credit cards for security purposes, but the 1’s and 0’s of digital data as well.

The data is encoded in light patterns that are stored in light-sensitive material. The holograms act like microscopic mirrors that refract light patterns when a laser shines on them, and so each hologram’s recorded data can then be retrieved and deciphered.

Holographic storage has the potential to pack data far more densely than conventional optical technology, used in DVDs and the newer, high-capacity Blu-ray discs, in which information is stored as a pattern of marks across the surface of a disc. The potential of holographic technology has long been known. The first research papers were published in the early 1960s.

important:

http://www.worldprivacyforum.org/toptenoptout.html

have you ASKED to be modded there?

obviously that place is OUT OF CONTROL
it has been a while, but i used to ask all the time, ashlee even started a campaign. no luck :crying: i agree, that place is a disaster.

Just add it to your fav shows, and show it to one of the admins, its simple

Just add it to your fav shows, and show it to one of the admins, its simple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DalB-CvO7Qc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DalB-CvO7Qc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBbw2qZsKg&

ima dude

I found this very interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DalB-CvO7Qc
Aw :lol:

SNL SHORT FILMS SPEICAL TONIGHT AT 9/8C DONT MISS

SNL SHORT FILMS SPEICAL TONIGHT AT 9/8C DONT MISS
i missed it - could you give me a recap?

i missed it - could you give me a recap?
ugh

ugh
Ok
Andy Samberg hosted, shorts included, Lazy Sunday, Dick in aBox, White Like Me, Dont Look Back in Anger, the one with Bill Murray and the birds, Homeward Bound,Love Is a Dream, La Dolce Gilda, MacGruber, one with Rich Hall and shoes that made everything break, Synchornized Swimmers, and others.

Ok
Andy Samberg hosted, shorts included, Lazy Sunday, Dick in aBox, White Like Me, Dont Look Back in Anger, the one with Bill Murray and the birds, Homeward Bound,Love Is a Dream, La Dolce Gilda, MacGruber, one with Rich Hall and shoes that made everything break, Synchornized Swimmers, and others.
oh yeahh - those were pretty good oness

It figures those hispanics would come on the beach with their coconuts and just leave them there. says:
its just depressing to me because this was an extremey terrible night ten years ago and all of this sort of reminds me of it

aaah

I don't know what my customer number is so I can't track my PURCHASEEEEEEEEEEEE. :wallbang

She's the flashing girl from Flushing! The Nanny named Fran!

aaah
I don't remember where I was going with any of that, but this thread has long outlived it's baseless and perverted purpose.

I don't remember where I was going with any of that, but this thread has long outlived it's baseless and perverted purpose.
But I...it's...I...but it's only 54 replies long. What did I do wrong? :(

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin
What the heck have you been drinkin?
Looks like water, tastes like wine
Oh my God, it's turpentine.

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin
What the heck have you been drinkin?
Looks like water, tastes like wine
Oh my God, it's turpentine.
yer just plain mean :(

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin
What the heck have you been drinkin?
Looks like water, tastes like wine
Oh my God, it's turpentine.
:lol: was that a reference to....?

:lol: was that a reference to....?
its cuz she found out that i used to drink turpentine as a kid

the rhyme was on an episode of the Simpsons though.

:lol: was that a reference to....?
It wasn't a reference to anything, it's just a rhyme I heard my uncle say once and once in awhile it pops into my head, like when I see that thread on chit chat about turpentine as make-up remover. I hope you didn't mistake it for anything bad :lol:

the customer service in this thread STINKS.

It figures those hispanics would come on the beach with their coconuts and just leave them there. says:
its just depressing to me because this was an extremey terrible night ten years ago and all of this sort of reminds me of it
maybe i had some pretty bad times when i was 6.

Ok
Andy Samberg hosted, shorts included, Lazy Sunday, Dick in aBox, White Like Me, Dont Look Back in Anger, the one with Bill Murray and the birds, Homeward Bound,Love Is a Dream, La Dolce Gilda, MacGruber, one with Rich Hall and shoes that made everything break, Synchornized Swimmers, and others.
im likin the avatar man :thumbsup:

im likin the avatar man :thumbsup:
Thanks!:D

Its my MSN av too ,as ya know :lol:

huh?

wow

An anonymous reader alerts us to an interesting development that
Kaspersky Labs stumbled across. They purchased a new M&A Companion Touch
netbook in order to test a new anti-virus product targeted at the netbook
segment, and discovered [0]three pieces of malware on the factory-sealed
netbook. A little sleuthing turned up the likely infection scenario — at
the factory, someone was updating Intel drivers using a USB flash drive
that was infected with a variant of the AutoRun worm. "Installed along
with the worm was a rootkit and a password stealer that harvests log-in
credentials for online games such as World of Warcraft. ... To ensure
that a new PC is malware-free, [Kaspersky] recommended that before users
connect the machine to the Internet, they install security software,
update it by retrieving the latest definition file on another computer,
and transferring that update to the new system, then running a full
antivirus scan."

http://news.idg.no/cw/art.cfm?id=58E2CC84-1A64-67EA-E459AE31EA733AAE

huh?
:lol:

well its a good thing i dont use my twitter, 'cuz i dont got nuthin on my mind

well its a good thing i dont use my twitter, 'cuz i dont got nuthin on my mind
I really do not understand twitter.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up scalpel* my name is sarah but u can call me t3h AnTaRcT1CaN b1tCh!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 19 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch it's a great life w/ my boyfreind (im str8 if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and bruises,

* ~t3h AnTaRcT1CaN b1tCh~*

I really do not understand twitter.
it comes in handy when your ex's spouse is addicted to it but has no idea that you have her page bookmarked and see every negative/false thing she says about you on it :nod:

woah, internet explorer 8 exists already? :confused: never got the memo.

it comes in handy when your ex's spouse is addicted to it but has no idea that you have her page bookmarked and see every negative/false thing she says about you on it :nod:
lol I suppose, but other than that I don't see a point to it.

woah, internet explorer 8 exists already? :confused: never got the memo.
sorry, i forgot :(

lol I suppose, but other than that I don't see a point to it.
are you wearing your Spock ears today?

are you wearing your Spock ears today?
Hell yeah I am. [/logical]

my cat totally just came into my room with her mouth full of fancy feast, spat it out on the floor, and continued eating it.

Glitchee loves to gulp down at least twice what he can actually manage to eat and then throws up the excess on the carpet upstairs

Rivers Cuomo is obsessed with the Snuggie apparently - even wears em on stage

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/05/22/random-notes-weezers-blanket-statement-eminem-green-day-and-the-week-in-rock/

...and the new weezer album comes out this summer!

my cat totally just came into my room with her mouth full of fancy feast, spat it out on the floor, and continued eating it.
ahaha my dog used to do that

Rivers Cuomo is obsessed with the Snuggie apparently - even wears em on stage

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/05/22/random-notes-weezers-blanket-statement-eminem-green-day-and-the-week-in-rock/
:lol: Leopard print. Sexay.

omg, i cannot stand this kid anymore. (some of you should know who im talking about lol). YOUR LIFE DOES NOT SUCK BECAUSE LIKE TWO PEOPLE ARE MAD AT YOU. its a teenage fight, grow up, you arent 12 anymore. if you're going to cry yourself to sleep every night because of ******** teenage drama you need a reality check because you are never going to make it when high school ends.

[/rant over]

omg, i cannot stand this kid anymore. (some of you should know who im talking about lol). YOUR LIFE DOES NOT SUCK BECAUSE LIKE TWO PEOPLE ARE MAD AT YOU. its a teenage fight, grow up, you arent 12 anymore. if you're going to cry yourself to sleep every night because of ******** teenage drama you need a reality check because you are never going to make it when high school ends.

[/rant over]
don't hate yerself too much emokid

don't hate yerself too much emokid
i think this kid is the real emo one >_>

i think this kid is the real emo one >_>
but he inspires lovely poetry

Hay guys. :wave:
Long time no talk. :)

Hay guys. :wave:
Long time no talk. :)
:wave:

teehee, i have that same metallica shirt in your av. <333

Hay guys. :wave:
Long time no talk. :)
Heyyyy. How are you?

but he inspires lovely poetry
he doesnt inspire it, he CREATES it.

he doesnt inspire it, he CREATES it.
A true arteeeest.

deed I is me old trout, and long may your big jib draw.

deed I is me old trout, and long may your big jib draw.
duh.

is it IE8's fault that the quick reply button keeps acting as a quote button? :grr: it's been doing that since i downloaded it.

I unstalled IE8 it SUCKED. I'm sticking with 7 for as long as I can

Firefox is better :D

susan boyle's talent is being blown WAY out of proportion for the amount of technical skill she actually has. ohno: i knew some people in my HIGH SCHOOL choir who had twice the skill she does, but they wouldn't have wowed the public because they weren't old and ugly.

lol sarah your av

is it IE8's fault that the quick reply button keeps acting as a quote button? :grr: it's been doing that since i downloaded it.
apparently it is (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=247133), you'll need to turn on Compatibility Mode - its under the Tools menu

susan boyle's talent is being blown WAY out of proportion for the amount of technical skill she actually has. ohno: i knew some people in my HIGH SCHOOL choir who had twice the skill she does, but they wouldn't have wowed the public because they weren't old and ugly.
In an episode of Drake and Josh, Drake is asked what his favorite 20th century novel is. He says his favorite novel is The Catcher in the Rye. His teacher responds with "Wrong."

In an episode of Drake and Josh, Drake is asked what his favorite 20th century novel is. He says his favorite novel is The Catcher in the Rye. His teacher responds with "Wrong."
Drake and Josh :lol: <3

Drake and Josh :lol: <3
i wish I knew what the correct answer was - I suspect that its "Cockatoo Stu is Knew at the Zoo"

Basically.

I'M DR ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN AND I DO COCAINE.

susan boyle's talent is being blown WAY out of proportion for the amount of technical skill she actually has. ohno: i knew some people in my HIGH SCHOOL choir who had twice the skill she does, but they wouldn't have wowed the public because they weren't old and ugly.

I haven't actually been watching the show so can't say for myself whether I think she has any talent or not. In your opinion, would you say she does have talent, even if it's being blown out of proportion?

I would disagree on her being old and ugly, though - I hear she's 48, which I don't consider old - I don't even consider 60 to be old. I feel sorry for her at the moment, though, apparently she's being treated in a clinic, seemingly for some mental health issues.

In an episode of Drake and Josh, Drake is asked what his favorite 20th century novel is. He says his favorite novel is The Catcher in the Rye. His teacher responds with "Wrong."

Ah, The Catcher in the Rye is a great book!

I'M DR ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN AND I DO COCAINE.
bestest episode

My husband can make up to 70 different kinds of martinis. Who wants one?
I just make the appetizers.

I haven't actually been watching the show so can't say for myself whether I think she has any talent or not. In your opinion, would you say she does have talent, even if it's being blown out of proportion?

I would disagree on her being old and ugly, though - I hear she's 48, which I don't consider old - I don't even consider 60 to be old. I feel sorry for her at the moment, though, apparently she's being treated in a clinic, seemingly for some mental health issues.
yeah, she is talented, i don't mean to sound like she isn't. just sounds like a typical voice you'd hear at a college recital. i think it's really cool that she made her dreams come true like that despite so many disadvantages, but when people talk about how incredible and amazing her voice is, i just wonder who else they've been listening to, lol. then again i guess most people don't listen to that style of music very often. while this little girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOeWz2k4tTI&feature=related)'s voice isn't as mature as susan's, i think she's much more talented because it's usually damn near impossible to develop that much technical skill by her age. all of her performances have made me teary eyed. it's a shame that she hasn't gotten more public reaction, but it's probably because most people weren't phased by her talent because she was cute.

pulls her hair back as she screams, "i don't really wanna be the queeeen!"

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1909276&postcount=20 :D

']http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1909276&postcount=20 :D
evil trickery! methinks she is a witch!

']http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1909276&postcount=20 :D
How were you able to edit that? LOL

evil trickery! methinks she is a witch!
And now she has her own sitcom on FOX!



LOL JK


But yeah I guess I need some superpowers too so I can edit my posts

And now she has her own sitcom on FOX!



LOL JK


But yeah I guess I need some superpowers too so I can edit my posts
Как раз потому что я нет вокруг как много не значит что я нет все еще зла.

']http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=1909276&postcount=20 :D
lmao, memories :rofl:

bestest episode
WHAT'S THAT JUDGE? WHY IS MY NOSE BLEEDING? WELL YOU SEE....I FELL DOWNNNNNNN

:rofl:

OMG Dr. Rockzo is the best.

ugh, this popcorn keep making me crave pepsi and the pepsi makes me crave the popcorn. i should have gone to sleep a long time ago but i can't break this vicious cycle of cravings ohno:

My husband can make up to 70 different kinds of martinis. Who wants one?
I just make the appetizers.
i want a Shirley Temple with Vodka and Tequila

i want a Shirley Temple with Vodka and Tequila
...also known as a "Lindsay Lohan - no cocaine"

It's 9AM and these people are about to drive me crazy. JESUS ****ING CHRIST.

...also known as a "Lindsay Lohan - no cocaine"
:rofl:

there's gotta be a bette way

busy barbequeing

i'd offer you guys some ...but i is greedy

:wave: i want ICE CREAM :lol:

It's been nearly a month and you guys are only to page 9? I did not give you people permission to have lives. hhmph.

It's been nearly a month and you guys are only to page 9? I did not give you people permission to have lives. hhmph.
:eek: well i have no life really but i kinda forgot about SO :(

:eek: well i have no life really but i kinda forgot about SO :(
But it is unforgettableeeee!

I am computer cursed. ohno:

yep

i want a Shirley Temple with Vodka and Tequila

Here you go...with a Jagerbomb chaser!

you know that family guy scene where peter removes the picture frame from the wall, enters a password in the hidden keypad behind it, enters the elevator that appears, goes down, exits into a huge high-tech building, goes through the skeletal identification conveyor belt, goes through the hand and eye identification, walks through a bunch of automatic doors, and gets some guy to assist him in opening the locks to that storage thing all just so he can look at a porn magazine he hid there? that's pretty much what using windows vista is like.

you know that family guy scene where peter removes the picture frame from the wall, enters a password in the hidden keypad behind it, enters the elevator that appears, goes down, exits into a huge high-tech building, goes through the skeletal identification conveyor belt, goes through the hand and eye identification, walks through a bunch of automatic doors, and gets some guy to assist him in opening the locks to that storage thing all just so he can look at a porn magazine he hid there? that's pretty much what using windows vista is like.
that's exactly what i keep saying and no one believes me

i miss being able to get to certain frequently used things in one or two clicks instead of nine or ten - and then having to confirm thatyes i am, indeed sure.

you know that family guy scene where peter removes the picture frame from the wall, enters a password in the hidden keypad behind it, enters the elevator that appears, goes down, exits into a huge high-tech building, goes through the skeletal identification conveyor belt, goes through the hand and eye identification, walks through a bunch of automatic doors, and gets some guy to assist him in opening the locks to that storage thing all just so he can look at a porn magazine he hid there? that's pretty much what using windows vista is like.
That scene was great, I think it was a parody of the opening of Get Smart,then again, thats also a parody :lol:

you know that family guy scene where peter removes the picture frame from the wall, enters a password in the hidden keypad behind it, enters the elevator that appears, goes down, exits into a huge high-tech building, goes through the skeletal identification conveyor belt, goes through the hand and eye identification, walks through a bunch of automatic doors, and gets some guy to assist him in opening the locks to that storage thing all just so he can look at a porn magazine he hid there? that's pretty much what using windows vista is like.
:nod:

Then again, computers period are like that for me. And for some reason I can't listen to music with my perfectly good (I check on my ipod) headphones on my laptop anymore.

you know that family guy scene where peter removes the picture frame from the wall, enters a password in the hidden keypad behind it, enters the elevator that appears, goes down, exits into a huge high-tech building, goes through the skeletal identification conveyor belt, goes through the hand and eye identification, walks through a bunch of automatic doors, and gets some guy to assist him in opening the locks to that storage thing all just so he can look at a porn magazine he hid there? that's pretty much what using windows vista is like.

For me, operating Vista isn't so bad. Maybe I've found a way to unlock al the hidden doors.

For me, operating Vista isn't so bad. Maybe I've found a way to unlock al the hidden doors.
Yeah I haven't had a problem with vista in particular...it's all computers lol.

isn't it lovely when you don't find out what your hours for your new workplace are until ten minutes before you're supposed to be there? :grr:

that's exactly what i keep saying and no one believes me

i miss being able to get to certain frequently used things in one or two clicks instead of nine or ten - and then having to confirm thatyes i am, indeed sure.
yeah, pretty much. i also hate getting yelled at for trying to rename or delete files.

isn't it lovely when you don't find out what your hours for your new workplace are until ten minutes before you're supposed to be there? :grr:
:confused: how the heck does that happen? sucks! :(

:confused: how the heck does that happen? sucks! :(
you never come on at normal hours - its like you are possessed by some sort of quixotic insomniac badger.

i forgive you tho.

you never come on at normal hours - its like you are possessed by some sort of quixotic insomniac badger.

i forgive you tho.
She's a west coaster, she can't help it!

Oh, to be a west coaster. *jealous*

you are all a bunch of sociology students and fascists that probably cheat at hide-and-seek and try to grow your own cheese in the back yard.

you are all a bunch of sociology students and fascists that probably cheat at hide-and-seek and try to grow your own cheese in the back yard.
What the...how the hell did you know? *changes name and moves away*

http://lmgtfy.com/

so what's up for tonight? are we all just going to sit around and braid each other's hair - cuz i'd be up for that.

Why did ya call me an ass Courtney?

Why did ya call me an ass Courtney?
because you signed up for Tai Chi lessons with Regis Philbin

And the biggest bitch award goes tooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjohryb6xAU&feature=player_embedded

And the biggest bitch award goes tooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjohryb6xAU&feature=player_embedded
sorry i couldn't even sit through that 1 minute clip ohno:

OKAYYYY


Sooooo my brother apparently thought it would be HILARIOUS to sneak in my room and im everyone on my list and call them asses.


It wasn't me! I promise! And I'm so sorry!

OKAYYYY


Sooooo my brother apparently thought it would be HILARIOUS to sneak in my room and im everyone on my list and call them asses.


It wasn't me! I promise! And I'm so sorry!
really? he was very nice to me.

of course I immediately suspected that something was up :nod:

i cant believe you guys are passing up this great opportunity

because you signed up for Tai Chi lessons with Regis Philbin
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/2hgzeq8.jpg

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/2hgzeq8.jpg
:lol:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/ih0chg.jpg

Hey, I'm working here! I don't come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!

Where the frik has Sarah been?

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

http://www.space.com/news/090612-boy-hit-by-meteorite.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/5511619/14-year-old-hit-by-30000-mph-space-meteorite.html

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjHwyN7CXL2q6KrEHUuqn5GQHQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20080901141951AAY5efK&show=7

Dear Lois,
Was watching Three's Company and I laughed so hard I pooped my pants. Went to find 24 hour cleaners or pants store.

Love,
Peter.

Dear Lois,
Was watching Three's Company and I laughed so hard I pooped my pants. Went to find 24 hour cleaners or pants store.

Love,
Peter.
lol i saw a bumper sticker of that once

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-myspace-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-myspace-fail.jpg
:rofl:

i think you should get to go to MySpace Heaven when you die

i think you should get to go to MySpace Heaven when you die
oxymoron?

Where the frik has Sarah been?
job, classes, and working long hours on a project to accompany revenge for something rather trivial that happened about a year ago :triplets

job, classes, and working long hours on a project to accompany revenge for something rather trivial that happened about a year ago :triplets
lol

I want a job. Too afraid to ask for one.

only thing i don't like about it is the dress code. people have remarked that i "look like a girl" now that i'm always wearing women's clothes instead of metallica shirts :grr:

only thing i don't like about it is the dress code. people have remarked that i "look like a girl" now that i'm always wearing women's clothes instead of metallica shirts :grr:
they won't let you wear a studded wrist band?

job, classes, and working long hours on a project to accompany revenge for something rather trivial that happened about a year ago :triplets
revenge can be a job if you do it right

I hate when the most action this piques mmy curiosity ist he politics board, I hate it there, always have, people who are nice on other boards can be mean

I hate when the most action this piques mmy curiosity ist he politics board, I hate it there, always have, people who are nice on other boards can be mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY&feature=player_embedded
Seen :rotflmao:

Seen :rotflmao:
Chuck Mangione built my hot rod.

I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie :lol:

they won't let you wear a studded wrist band?
doesn't seem like they would. i work in a library and apparently that stuff scares the public. :grr:

I hate when the most action this piques mmy curiosity ist he politics board, I hate it there, always have, people who are nice on other boards can be mean
yeah, same. basically all everyone does is crucify their opposing political party and then act all victimized and appalled when the other side does the same thing to them, but that's why i can't stay away from it, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOUZikhkdY

no more squishin' and squashin' or flippin' and floppin'! :thumbsup:

yeah, same. basically all everyone does is crucify their opposing political party and then act all victimized and appalled when the other side does the same thing to them, but that's why i can't stay away from it, lol.
LOL yeah. Eveyrone changes when they go there LOL, really nice people on other boards can turn to monsters there

i'm looking for a song, I've checked EVERYWHERE but I just can't find it; I think I must've left it in my other pair of pants.

you the ****in best, you the ****in best, you the ****in best, you the best i ever had :batman:

Quween on the scceeeeennnneeee

Why did SO decide to be cranky the first time I visit in months? :OOOO

SO is always slow. ohno:

SO is always slow. ohno:
SO fail :(

I'm not used to this!

SO fail :(

I'm not used to this!
It's been like this for awhile and it's NOT okay. I don't understand whyyy.

i want to start an imnotsarah2007 appreciation thread but i'm afraid everyone will think it's a parody thread or something.

you the ****in best, you the ****in best, you the ****in best, you the best i ever had :batman:
that doesn't even RHYME

i want to start an imnotsarah2007 appreciation thread but i'm afraid everyone will think it's a parody thread or something.
not if you give a sincere and heartfelt explanation of why you appreciate her so much - those chitty-chatters aren't heartless.

i just want you all to be aware that these pants i am wearing are a lifestyle choice.

...and i am going to have to remind you all that there is no flash photography allowed in this thread.

i just spent two hours tearing up the ****ing house in search of my debit and credit cards only to find out that my dad thought they were his and decided that his BATHTUB was a good storing space for them.

i just spent two hours tearing up the ****ing house in search of my debit and credit cards only to find out that my dad thought they were his and decided that his BATHTUB was a good storing space for them.
he was trying to get a floating line of credit?

Had to...had to get away. So much appreciating going on it's...it's smothering me. I can't breath.

when love takes over you know you can't deny

Had to...had to get away. So much appreciating going on it's...it's smothering me. I can't breath.
haha I love your av :lol: I thought that show was the funniest thing a few summers ago.

haha I love your av :lol: I thought that show was the funniest thing a few summers ago.
haha thanks. I never really payed much attention to it before, but since it's been on nick at nite I've gotten into it.

ps, britney's ***** is hanging out in your av. ;)

I has dark hair. :D

I miss Karen. :(

I has dark hair. :D
haha aweeesome. post pics :)

And I miss Karen too. She does stop by once in awhile.

haha aweeesome. post pics :)

And I miss Karen too. She does stop by once in awhile.
only when she feels like it

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

THE GYM

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Membership Renewal

Dear David

This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.

All the best, Jeff Peters


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Membership Renewal

Dear Jeff,

Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those bags.

Cheers, Jeff

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Do I get free shipping with that?

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12.48pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six months.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead.

Cheers, Jeff

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Go **** yourself.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your penis, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my penis was a quarter of the size I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by Linkin Park. The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so this may be worth a try.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

The middle one.

Suzanne Somers angers me. I had a dream once, no...a nightmare once with her in it. She was in the same room as me and I was terrified and kept trying to get away.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

The middle one.
All of those. :rofl:

yup

I can't believe they murdered SmarterChild. ohno:

i should bring some explosives to my job tomorrow in case my supervisor has me continue doing the same damn thing i've been doing all week (scanning books on the shelves) which is supposed to be split between me and my coworkers. one person shouldn't have to have scanned 7,000 books in three consecutive days.

note to the police or any dingdongs who report me to them: i'm not really going to bring any harmful items to my job tomorrow, kthx.

I can't believe they murdered SmarterChild. ohno:
what??!?!?!11 aww, i loved that thing. :(

me: i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
smarterchild: would you like to add the event "kill yourself" to your calendar?

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/381/lovethispost.png

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/381/lovethispost.png
:rofl:

what??!?!?!11 aww, i loved that thing. :(

me: i'm going to kill myself tomorrow
smarterchild: would you like to add the event "kill yourself" to your calendar?
Apparently they retired him in November. He was so entertaining...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/20/AR2009062000004.html?hpid=opinionsbox1

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/20/AR2009062000004.html?hpid=opinionsbox1
chaos theory at work

chaos theory at work
Amadenjsidfasdd is nuts. I hope they prove his ass wrong.

Ohhhh baby give me one more chaaaance :dance:

Poor Michael.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/25/AR2009062501690.html?hpid=moreheadlines

haha pwwwwned. <3 the guy needs the electric chair just for nationally embarrassing everyone in this town.

Ohhhh baby give me one more chaaaance :dance:

Poor Michael.
it's so sad. :( even aside from music, he was such a wild and crazy public figure in general, you'd have to be made of stone if he didn't grow on you.

it's so sad. :( even aside from music, he was such a wild and crazy public figure in general, you'd have to be made of stone if he didn't grow on you.
Yeah exactly. He's an icon.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/381/lovethispost.png
Omg thats sooo cuteee

OK, confession time: I cheat at Candyland.

A few years ago I never thought I'd feel sad about Michael Jackson dying. :o But the more I learned about his life, the more sympathy I had for him. And now it's hard to believe he's really gone. Either way, he was such a huge icon. He really had some great music, too.

When I heard he was doing more concerts I thought maybe he had a chance for some redemption and for the attention to be shifted to something more positive. -_- I think that's what's really saddest to me, he went out being viewed in a negative light by most people, but now that he's gone everyone is remembering him fondly. Poor guy had such a twisted life. I hope he finally has some peace and happiness now.

yeah, im glad everyone is realizing now what he really did for the music industry....and the world.

its sad it took a death to realize that though. i almost still cant believe hes not alive anymore...

yeah, im glad everyone is realizing now what he really did for the music industry....and the world.

its sad it took a death to realize that though. i almost still cant believe hes not alive anymore...
me too. for a long time, all people usually said about him was what a whacked out, perverted, hopeless loser he was. i made fun of him, but it was always done affectionately/jokingly because his weirdness is what made me like him so much. i'm glad that all i've heard about him since his passing are positive comments about his music legacy, rather than crap about the child molestation charges and whatnot. i'm sure there are some haters out there focusing on that, but at least they're being greatly overshadowed.

I miss you guys too. :bighug: :(

And I miss THE KING. :mrtarver:

I miss you guys too. :bighug: :(

And I miss THE KING. :mrtarver:
WB Karen!

Original ad:
Looking for a pool manager for our hotel pool starting in July 2009. You must be certified and have prior experience lifeguarding. You will be in charge of several lifeguards for this position. Contact if interested.

From Mike Partlow to ***********@********.org

Hi, my name is Mike Partlow. I am interested in the position of Pool Manager for your hotel. Here is why I feel I am qualified for the position:

- I am an ex Navy SEAL. Water is my blood.
- I have saved countless lives on 3 different continents. I once saved an entire submarine crew from drowning in the artic.
- I am highly trained in underwater combat. I am prepared to handle any situation that may danger this pool.

I will make sure that this pool is safer than the Hau River during US occupation. Under my watch, pool casualties will be minimal. I will oversee a lifeguard "hellweek" style training program that I will make sure all the lifeguards under my command complete prior to serving for the hotel. Saftey of all pool guests is my top priority. I will also make every pool guest go through an intense underwater survival program before they are allowed to enter the pool.

Nobody drowns on my watch. NOBODY.

I look forward to working with your hotel.

- Mike

From Mark ******** to Me

Mr. Partlow,

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately, you seem a little over-qualified for this position. We already have a program in place for our lifeguards and do not want our guests to have to go through any extreme measures in order to use our facilities.

Thank You,

Mark ********
******* Hotel Staff

(Note: Bear spray is basically just pepper spray that you use if you are attacked by a bear.)

Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [outdoor supply store]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, um…I bought some bear spray from you earlier today and now my skin is burning.”

Me: “Your skin is burning? Did the bear spray come into contact with your skin?”

Customer: “Of course! I sprayed it all over myself!”

Me: “Did you read the instructions?”

Customer: “No, I thought it was like bug spray.”

Me: “Sir, you’re not supposed to spray it on your skin. You’re supposed to spray it in the bear’s eyes. You should probably go take a shower.”

Customer: “So I can’t repel the bears by putting bear spray on my skin?”

Me: “No, sir…are you sure bear country is the right place for you?"

i don't know if any of you heard about this, but Burger King actually ran a campaign where they would give you a free Whopper if you deleted 10 of your Facebook friends :

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10211898-36.html

the "Whopper Sacrifice" phenomenon, a Burger King ad campaign on Facebook that promised a coupon for a free hamburger if participants deleted 10 people from their friends lists on the social network. It was a wild success: the Facebook application was installed nearly 60,000 times in a matter of days, nearly 20,000 Whopper coupons were sent out, and well over 200,000 Facebook friends were deleted. Facebook members even created unofficial groups, offering to let other members add them as friends and then delete them for Whopper Sacrifice purposes.

I LIKE PANCAKES I LIKE PANCAKES THEY MAKE ME A HAPPY PETER I AM HAPPY I AM HAPPY LALALALALA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvi4iA3PnKE

What did the vegetarian zombie say?

Graaaainnnnsss.... Grrrraaaainnns......

I LIKE PANCAKES I LIKE PANCAKES THEY MAKE ME A HAPPY PETER I AM HAPPY I AM HAPPY LALALALALA
:rofl: i totally put that clip on my FREE Sony® PSP. it perks up my mood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvi4iA3PnKE

What did the vegetarian zombie say?

Graaaainnnnsss.... Grrrraaaainnns......
BTW - the reason why they have their mouth just wide open the entire time is because Black Francis REFUSES to ever lipsynch - even for a music video

Yeah I just really feel bad for Michael. I don't know what he did or didn't do or whatever, but his life just sounds like it was hell. He got so much crap from his own father let alone the rest of the world, and as crazy as he might appear, he's always seemed to me to really mean well and have a big heart. I don't know. I think he's a child that never grew up because his actual childhood was tarnished. That obviously really affected him. Poor guy.

I miss you guys too. :bighug: :(

And I miss THE KING. :mrtarver:
heyyyy!

:rofl: i totally put that clip on my FREE Sony® PSP. it perks up my mood.
Lately I've been REALLY into Family Guy. It's pretty much I'll I've watched for like, 5 days.

RIP Billy Mays

no way. ohno: just no ****ing way. :(

:( Damn.. I couldn't believe it when I heard about it. So random and unexepected.

RIP Billy Mays. <3 A childhood hero of mine.

Just absolutely nuts, all of these people dying. ohno:

Ugh ok no more deaths please.

^really! poor Billy Mays :( i always liked him.

putting in an MJ tribute sig for a few days.

:)

On a happier note...
Can you guys pick the avatar you guys like the best? I'm torn between these three.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/sethmwall2-1.jpghttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/sethmwall12-1.jpghttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/SethWall32-1.jpg

On a happier note...
Can you guys pick the avatar you guys like the best? I'm torn between these three.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/sethmwall2-1.jpghttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/sethmwall12-1.jpghttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/SethWall32-1.jpg
third one looks cool

Which of the following behaviors exemplifies self-respect?

a. Tim is proud of his accomplishments, recognizes and enjoys what he has done well, and does not need the recognition of others to feel good about those accomplishments.
b. Jane constantly seeks ways to prove herself, not acknowledging accomplishments she has already achieved.
c. Mary sets unrealistic goals for herself in order to challenge herself to greater accomplishment.
d. Norman puts up with a significant amount of verbal abuse from his friends.

:rofl: that made me laugh myself to tears for some reason.