This will be a condensed version of the regular game, I was hoping to use captures from the dvd but the disc won't play on my PC. The cards have over 1500 questions so we still have plenty to work with.

Game play: There are 6 categories with 6 questions on each card. Object of the game is to correctly answer one question from each category to obtain 1 of 6 colored wedges. The first player to answer 36 questions and obtain all 6 wedges will be the winner

The categories are:

Sketches (Blue)
Impressions (Pink)
Parodies (Yellow)
Characters (Purple)
SNL ETC (Green)
The Show (Orange)


The first of the four registered players to reply may choose the first category. After the question is posted the first player to answer correctly gets a wedge in that color and chooses the next category and so on.

This game is strictly limited to the following players:

robyrob (Land Shark)
70s show watcher (Samurai)
Cactus Jack (Ladie's Man)
phoebe7165 (Mango)

Please, No outside interference. Questions are to be answered by one of the four players only. If anyone else attempts to answer a question, Their post will be deleted and the question gets thrown out

Game play times. I will post as often as possible but like some of you my time is also limited. There will be no game play on Sunday because I will be out of town all day.

Any question that gets disputed due to possible errors will be thrown out

Game starts when the first category is chosen.

Let's play!

I'll take parodies.

I'll take parodies.

What Law & Order star advertised Old Glory Insurance which covered anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack?

What Law & Order star advertised Old Glory Insurance which covered anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack?

:lol:

Sam Waterston

Sketches

:lol:

Sam Waterston

Sketches

Correct!

What neighbor, unable to convince Mr. Robinson to stop playing the drums, broke down his door and changed the word of the day to "Pain"?

Correct!

What neighbor, unable to convince Mr. Robinson to stop playing the drums, broke down his door and changed the word of the day to "Pain"?

Sounds like Mr. T!!

If correct, I'll take Impressions

Sounds like Mr. T!!

If correct, I'll take Impressions

Yes!

Which U.S. President, portrayed by Harry Shearer proposed yellow "I decline to pray" armbands for all students who "won't have a prayer" in schools?

Yes!

Which U.S. President, portrayed by Harry Shearer proposed yellow "I decline to pray" armbands for all students who "won't have a prayer" in schools?

Um, don't really know this one, but I'll guess Nixon?

If correct, I'll take Characters.

Um, don't really know this one, but I'll guess Nixon?



Sorry, incorrect.

Reagan?

Reagan?

That's it!

Your turn to select a category.

Ill take SNL ETC

Ill take SNL ETC


What future talk-show host was an SNL writer when he appeared on the Five-Timers club sketch as Sean the Doorman?

What future talk-show host was an SNL writer when he appeared on the Five-Timers club sketch as Sean the Doorman?

Conan O'Brien

I'll take Characters again.

Conan O'Brien

I'll take Characters again.

Correct!

What cast member played Captain Ned, The "very manly, virile, manful" disciplinarian at the helm of the Raging Queen?

john belushi

john belushi

Yes! Select a category please.

i will take the show

i will take the show

What twosome missed their senior prom in order to host SNL?

mary kate and ashley olsen

mary kate and ashley olsen


Of course, Select again please.

i will take snl etc

i will take snl etc

What former cast member was the most popular role model for male college freshmen in 1999?

What former cast member was the most popular role model for male college freshmen in 1999?

Will Ferrell?

im not sure but i will say adam sandler

im not sure but i will say adam sandler

Yes! select again.

i will take the show

i will take the show


What host opened a show by introducing "wise guys" from his old neighborhood including Jimmy "Two Times", "Naked" Derek and "Out-of-Focus" Eddie?

What host opened a show by introducing "wise guys" from his old neighborhood including Jimmy "Two Times", "Naked" Derek and "Out-of-Focus" Eddie?

Robert DeNiro?

alec baldwin

alec baldwin

Right again, select another.

Correct!

What cast member played Captain Ned, The "very manly, virile, manful" disciplinarian at the helm of the Raging Queen?
God I love that skit :rotflmao: Its on the S4 dvd


Can I pick since snl 70s show watcher didnt? Ill pick Sketches

i will take sketches

i will take sketches

What cast member played Curtis, who had spent 14 years in a bear suit to frame his brother, the bearologist and run away with his wife?

its been a while since ive seen the sketch but i think it was will ferrell

its been a while since ive seen the sketch but i think it was will ferrell

No. :(

What cast member played Curtis, who had spent 14 years in a bear suit to frame his brother, the bearologist and run away with his wife?
Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers

Correct! Your turn to choose.

Sketches

Sketches


What company donated the case of beer chugged by a staffer before writing the Give Up the Ham supermarket tug-of-war sketch for Queen Latifah

What company donated the case of beer chugged by a staffer before writing the Give Up the Ham supermarket tug-of-war sketch for Queen Latifah
Rheingold Beer

Rheingold Beer

Yes! Select again.

SNL etc

SNL etc

What SNL alumnus survived a 1994 shooting?

What SNL alumnus survived a 1994 shooting?
Garrett Morris ( I read that in People's SNL 25th anniversary issue)

Garrett Morris ( I read that in People's SNL 25th anniversary issue)


Correct! Choose another.

Parodies

Parodies

What did Chris Farley's dutiful wife record for him while he was knocked out from the long-term cold cure Hibernol?

What did Chris Farley's dutiful wife record for him while he was knocked out from the long-term cold cure Hibernol?
Superbowl :lol:

Superbowl :lol:

Right again! choose another.

I will be gone most of the day so I've decided to issue a challenge round. I will give you 6 questions from one card and the first to answer all correctly gets one of the 6 colored wedges needed to win.

One rule: No editing your answers after your post has been submitted so think carefully before answering.

I have randomly selected a card from the deck and here are the questions:

#1. Sketches: What tv show featured the musical stylings of a middle school ensemble called Jazz Times Ten?

#2. Impressions: What actress, played by Maya Rudolph, was still crying and thanking black women non-stop two weeks after winning her Best Actress Oscar?

#3. Parodies: What female cast member played Pee-Wee Herman in Hung Like Me, a TV movie where he played a woman who dressed like a man?

#4. Characters: What cast member, playing the last man on Earth was still rebuffed by Geena Davis, the last woman?

#5. ETC...What former cast member asked writers Robert Smigel, Jim Downey and Tim Herlihy onstage at the 25th Anniversary just to tell him what to say?

#6. The Show: What U.S. TV star did " Germans Love" in a theory frequently proposed by Norm MacDonald?

1 wake up wakefelid 2 hallie berry 3jan hooks 4 jon lovitz 5 adam sandler 6 david hasslehoff

1. Wake up Wakefield

2.Halle Berry

3.Jan Hooks

4. Jon Lovitz

5. Adam Sandler

6. Hasslehoff

Damn! you guys are good! :clap: but we may have a dispute, According to the answers on the card #3 is incorrect.

Damn! you guys are good! :clap: but we may have a dispute, According to the answers on the card #3 is incorrect.
Ok



Nora Dunn?

Ok

Nora Dunn?

Sorry, No.

Mary Gross

Mary Gross

That's it! Choose a category.

I pick CHARACTERS!

I pick CHARACTERS!

What recurring character drank water from a toilet, insulted a nun and kissed a guy at random in order to join the Black Angels?

mary cathirne gallaher

sorry double post

mary cathirne gallaher


Correct! Choose a category.

i will take the show

i will take the show

What host as American Bachelor Chef, served up shark head nachos, mini shark head pizzas and Pillsbury biscuits with shark head on Iron Chef?

im just guessing but i will say jack black

im just guessing but i will say jack black

No. :(

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Correct! now select!

I'll pick a random question since Jack hasn't made his selection.

Parodies: What cast member was a speed reader who needed faster music in order to relax properly?

I'll pick a random question since Jack hasn't made his selection.

Parodies: What cast member was a speed reader who needed faster music in order to relax properly?
Thats what I was gonna select actually LOL

Will Forte

Will Forte

No. :(

cheri oteri

Dana carvey

Incorrect X 2.

Laraine Newman

will ferrell

No and no.

I'll give a clue to speed things along:

Gunsmoke

dennis miller

Matt Dillon? :lol:


No wait he hosted LOL

Matt Dillon? :lol:


No wait he hosted LOL

No but close.

denny dillon

denny dillon

That's the one, Select please.

the show

the show

What director, during George Wendt's 1986 show kept interrupting and revising sketches on-air?

francis ford copala

George Lucas

francis ford copala

Yes! Choose again.

i keep missing any opportunity to jump in so i am just going to take a wild guess at the next question:

Chris Farley.

i will take the show again

i will take the show again


What cast member ended a sketch by announcing his departure from the show to go live in the desert and invent the pe**s measuring machine?

Chris Elliott

( His daughter is now a cast member on the show too )

Chris Elliott

Correct, Choose another.

The Show

The Show

What notoriously shy first season musical guest was allowed to have her performance recorded ahead of time rather than perform it live?

carly simon

carly simon

Yes! Choose again.

the show

the show

What cast member, referring to what NBC called "creative differences" when he left the show, noted: "I was creative and they were different"?

harry shearer

harry shearer

Correct! Choose again

parodies

parodies

What product containing leprosin helped Victoria Jackson melt away four pesky extra fingers?

handi off

handi off

Right again, choose another.

snl etc

snl etc

What classic song did Paul Simon play to salute the heroes of the World Trade Center tragedy?

What classic song did Paul Simon play to salute the heroes of the World Trade Center tragedy? The Boxer

The Boxer

Correct! Your turn to choose.

Correct! Your turn to choose.
Parodies

Parodies

What frozen entree was designed with the single professional woman in mind?

Any takers on the latest question?

i have no idea so i will guess working woman dinners

i have no idea so i will guess working woman dinners

No, I'll toss this question out and give another since it's taking too long. The answer was Lonely Choice

Parodies: What fictional oil company sponsored the instant coverage of the Buckwheat shooting?

texon

texon

Correct, Choose again.

the show

the show

What host played Doug the nudist on the first show after NBC dissolved it's standards and practices department?

What host played Doug the nudist on the first show after NBC dissolved it's standards and practices department?
Matthew Broderick

parodies

Matthew Broderick

parodies

2 part question, This Revlon model said:

"My men like to work hard, play hard, and when they come home they want to wipe hard".

Name the model and the product.

paulina poriskovia calvin clean

paulina poriskovia calvin clean

No.

donatella versace and toilet paper?

donatella versace and toilet paper?

No.

I'll toss this one and try another. The answers were Lauren Hutton and Macho Wipes.

Parodies: What cast member played the maid who couldn't stay out of the room in The Holiday Inn Horror?

garrett morris

garrett morris

No.

gilda radner

the show

gilda radner

the show

Correct!

What angry British rocker filled-in when the Sex Pistols were denied visas by the U.S. in 1977?

Elvis Costello

sketches

Elvis Costello

sketches

Right again!

What enterprising character got into trouble for jamming cabbages on headless dolls and selling them as Cabbage Patch Kids?

mr. robinson

mr. robinson

Yes!

i will take impressions

will ferrell

i will take impressions

What U.S. Senator played by Mike Myers clarified his comments about Bill Clinton's personal safety, should he ever visit North Carolina?

jessie helms

jessie helms

Of course, Choose again.

the show

the show

What anchor began Weekend Update segments with an image of his gigantic rotating head?

Kevin Nealon

parodies

Kevin Nealon

parodies


What cast member made a fictional appeal for funds to become an olympic decathlete for 1980?

John Belushi - he only ate those little donuts!

the show

John Belushi - he only ate those little donuts!

the show


What host played Rick Stone, the private eye who didn't know that clients could hear his voice-overs?

Kelsey Grammer

sketches

Kelsey Grammer

sketches

What host, in a dramatic 1975 sketch with Penny Marshall got upset when the bees gradually appeared and upstaged them?

rob reiner

rob reiner

Correct!

i will choose snl etc

i will choose snl etc

What SNL musical director went on to score 60 movies including Philadelphia, Big and Silence of the Lambs?

What SNL musical director went on to score 60 movies including Philadelphia, Big and Silence of the Lambs?
Howard Shore

Howard Shore

Correct!

Charles Nelson Reilly

Celebrity Jeopardy

imma keep shouting out answers till i get something right

Correct!
I pick Sketches

I pick Sketches


What Nicholas Cage character was obsessed with giving his new baby a name immune to ridicule?

Mr. A-s-s-wipe Johnson

(its pronounced "Os - weep - pay" )

SNL ETC

Mr. A-s-s-wipe Johnson

(its pronounced "Os - weep - pay" )

SNL ETC


What cast member would spend hours over at Jane Curtin's house quietly watching her and her husband handle life together as a married couple?

Dan Akroyd

The Show

Miskel Spillman

gilda radner

gilda radner

Correct!

Norm MacDonald

Schweddy Balls

OPera Man

Correct!i will take snl etc

$2000

come on now

i will take snl etc

What major league pitcher hurled a perfect game the day after staying up all night at a SNL cast party?

David Wells

David Wells

Character

David Wells

Correct!

i swear - wait for days for the question and then the site goes down when trying to answer :mad:

just ask the next question please

i swear - wait for days for the question and then the site goes down when trying to answer :mad:

just ask the next question please

Sorry about that, I haven't been on the board much the past couple of days due to personal matters and I don't blame you for being upset about the site going down.

Since you chose characters, We'll go with that.

What cast member as heterosexual Lyle Billup, Couldn't convince his wife and kids that he wasn't gay?

dana carvey

dana carvey

Yes!

New rule: If no category is chosen when a correct answer is given I will select one of my own.

Parodies: What NFL running back played a pumped-up king of pop to hype the Michael Jackson workout tape?

Walter Payton

Character

Sorry about that, I haven't been on the board much the past couple of days due to personal matters and I don't blame you for being upset about the site going down.



i wasn't mad at you - just frustrated with the site in general because the darn thing wouldn't post !!!

stuff happens though :lol:

Walter Payton

Character


What host played Uri, the high-pressure salesman on the Sabra Shopping Network and Sabra Price is Right?

What host played Uri, the high-pressure salesman on the Sabra Shopping Network and Sabra Price is Right?
Tom Hanks

snl etc

Tom Hanks

snl etc

What legendary musical guest sat in on Weekend Update in 2000 to confirm internet rumors that he was dead?

Stevie Wonder

parodies

Stevie Wonder

Incorrect.

paul simon

paul simon

No.

M.C. Hammer

What legendary musical guest sat in on Weekend Update in 2000 to confirm internet rumors that he was dead?
Lou Reed

Oingo Boingo

Turd Ferguson

Lou Rawls and Jessica Simpson

Lou Reed

Correct!

Characters: What cast member played Gary, Who speed-read the entire Bible then muttered "Poooor Jesus"?

Will Forte

parodies

Will Forte

parodies

What host stuck a bottle of Chanel to her head to portray the fashionable Catherine Deneuve?

Candice Bergen

Candice Bergen

Correct!

ETC: What former cast member did paparazzi played by Amy Poehler and the Olsen twins mistake for nine-year-old Dakota Fanning?

David Spade

parodies

David Spade

parodies

What malady was eased by little pink pills called triopenin, only available in child-proof bottles?

from the first episode!! - arthritis

characters

from the first episode!! - arthritis

characters


Who played sleazy PolySutra record co. executive and drug supplier Jerry Eldini?

bill murray

james vanderbeek

bill murray

The Show: What host played Frost White to seven li'l men named Barry, Coughy, Touchy, Feely, Itchy, Sticky and Resentful?

geena davis

Art Garfunkel

geena davis

Correct!

Sketches: What Game Show Network classic introduced so many celebrity guests that there wasn't time to play the game?

Match Game

Match game '73

SNL etc

Hollywood Squares

Match Game

No.

hollywood bingo

hollywood bingo

No.

No.
really?

it wasn't Hollywood Squares

really?

it wasn't Hollywood Squares

This one might be disputable so I'll toss it and ask another one. The answer was Super Buzzers.

Parodies: What SNL-brand jam with a name so bad it had to be good, inspired competitors called Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus and Painful Rectal Itch?

This one might be disputable so I'll toss it and ask another one. The answer was Super Buzzers.

Parodies: What SNL-brand jam with a name so bad it had to be good, inspired competitors called Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus and Painful Rectal Itch?
Flucker's

SNL etc

Death Camp, Mangled Baby Ducks

Flucker's

SNL etc


What movie cast Chris Rock in the role of Rufus, The 13th Apostle?

What movie cast Chris Rock in the role of Rufus, The 13th Apostle?

Dogma

Finally!!:D

Dogma

Finally!!:D


Yes!

Characters: What seductive soap opera character won the quiz show Game Breakers after bedding it's host on-air during the show?

Erica Kane

parodies

Erica Kane

parodies

What product was featured when Garrett Morris belted out a tune as Ella Fitzgerald?

Mamorex

characters

Mamorex

characters

What host, dressed up in a suit, beard, short afro and darker skin makeup appeared as her own musical guest, soul singer Purvis Hawkins?

What host, dressed up in a suit, beard, short afro and darker skin makeup appeared as her own musical guest, soul singer Purvis Hawkins?
Lily Tomlin

Candace Bergen

Buck Henry

Lou Rawls

Lily Tomlin

Correct!

What SNL character's full first name was revealed in a spinoff movie to be Conjaab?

Laraine Newman's Conjaab Conehead

parodies

Laraine Newman's Conjaab Conehead

parodies

What nasty problem did Yum bubble gum help relieve the symptoms of?

gas

gas
...as in flatulence

water-on-the-knee

tennis elbow

genital herpes

rectal itch

genital herpes

That's the one.

Parodies: It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping! What was it and who played the couple arguing about it?

That's the one.

you don't even wan
t to know what my next guesses were going to be...

That's the one.

Parodies: It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping! What was it and who played the couple arguing about it?
I believe it was Shimmer - the best shine you'll ever taste!, with Gilda Radner and Dan Akroyd as the lovely couple.

I believe it was Shimmer - the best shine you'll ever taste!, with Gilda Radner and Dan Akroyd as the lovely couple.

Correct!

SNL ETC... Who met Dick Ebersol when she hosted the 2nd show of season 7 and married him 6 weeks later?

Susan St James

characters

Susan St James

characters


What was the name of the loner played by Eddie Murphy who set out to kill Buckwheat?

John David Stutts and his dog PETEY.

John David Stutts and his dog PETEY.


Correct!

Parodies: What toy by Wacky Products Inc. may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds and may stick to certain types of skin?

the Happy Fun Ball.

the Happy Fun Ball.
i remember right after that episode aired I saw a japanese tour bus called "The Goodtime Happy Fun Bus" - I kid you not !!!

the Happy Fun Ball.

Sketches: What cast member played the proprietor the pawn shop that paid full sentimental value?

Will Forte

Will Forte


No.

Phil Hartman