this post was deleted because Lifetime edited it out.

this post was deleted because it was cancelled by NBC, CBS, Lifetime AND Spike (eventually probably)

this post was deleted because I knew what I had and I was glad to pass it on, okay. :)

this post was deleted because it became swept up in a vortex of strange and peculiar circumstance.

this post was deleted out of my embarassment...everyone poo-pooed it.

LMAO

This post was deleted just by coincidence.

this post was deleted becauase nobody could understand it...it was too baffling and perplexing.

:lol:

This post was deleted because of a vast and far-reaching conspiracy. :eek:

this post was deleted because Dark Dante (Kevin Poulsen) hacked into my computer.

:rofl:

this post was deleted by Sherriff Joe Wampler, who mistook it for evidence.

:whip

this post vanished...and Robert Stack has no ****ing idea where it went.

this post vanished...and Robert Stack has no ****ing idea where it went.

This post has vanished because it's at Disney World.

this post was deleted because Jim Harrison complained that it contained foul language. :lol:

this post was sacrificed so that Alan Mann wouldn't have to worry about being bothered by Isabella Cramer. :lol:

The post was deleted because I have to go make a spaghetti dinner.

This post that got deleted is a complete mystery to me.

this post was deleted because it was nothing but bitching and moaning. :lol:

this post was abducted by martians

:ufo:

this post was posted and then deleted...it was like I was turning a light on and turning a light off.

This post just disappeared, because it was becoming like a debutante. It was spending a lot of time on itself and skipping breakfast. That was part of the problem.

This post was deleted because it was drunk. It suffered a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Then a friend put it in a drawstring cotton sack and rolled it over a steep grassy bayou bank near the dam, never to be seen again.

This post disappeared to get even with her husband, who had disappeared on her for half of their married life.

This post was deleted because it looked too much like Mary McGinnis Morris.

This post originally said: 49RHUGS

But then, it was deleted by a disgruntled football fan.

this post was deleted because Jule Caylor took it to the Bart station

this post was deleted because it was covered with gelatinous goo.

This post has a new identity in San Jose.

This post was deleted by a crazy from Detroit. :lol:

This post was forced out by a kook.

This post was deleted, but I would've never done anything to hurt it. That's just the kind of person I am. A lot of people think I'm a violent person. I'm not. I'm not a violent person.

This post was deleted, but a photograph found in a Florida parking lot depicted the post and another post, bound and gagged.



That one was tasteless..

I didn't delete this post. The real post deleter is still out there.

Because this is a high profile post deletion, and the authorities wanted to pin it on someone just to wrap up the case, I'm in jail, serving time for another person's post deleting crimes.

Forget that this post was ever deleted. If you mention this deleted post, you el sickos will pay.

This post was deleted because of one person's pathological need to delete.

They had this post killed in April 1966. In 1967, they have a story about it being with an engineering crew and being killed. They had this post killed several times on paper. And it just amazes me, the audacity of them thinking that we would swallow each one of these stories and not say anything about it.

This post has been deleted because it didn't like that this is my pad, so it split.

This post has been deleted, but if you spend more time on the streets with me, I might be able to provide some clues.

this post had its identity stolen.

this post flew into the Bermuda Triangle, and was never heard from again. :eek:

this post was deleted because it dated Maria Socorro (Black Widow)

:lol:

Was this post deleted?????!! I was jut writing something an hour ago and.... now i can;t remember. Wait a second it';s now 4 hours later???!!!

NO!!!! I'M A VICTIM OF MISSING TIME!!!!!!:eek:

This post was deleted because I had to clean up the computer and hit the delete button. cause ya know...

I LIKES TO WORK ON A CLEAN COMPUTER!!:D

This post is not deleted. It is still around and can be read in Omaha. :D

This post was deleted due electronic surge caused by freak indoor rain storm.:D

This post was deleted because upon further investigation, we had found it had completely assumed the identity of Stanley J. Portas.

This post was deleted because the Lord says a post don't work, a post don't eat.

This post was deleted because it went to find the Beast.

this post was deleted because I didn't have time to finish it...I gotta get back to the fishes. :lol:

This post was deleted by the other Son Of Sam killer.

this post was deleted by Clarence Roberts...twice! Or maybe it wasn't deleted at all. :lol:

This post was deleted by Chief Nana. You don't post above the waterfall.

This post was deleted because it's an escaped convict from Deer Lodge, Montana...and it doesn't have much time.

This post was deleted because it married Judy Groezinger.

This post was deleted despite its productive and exemplary life while on the run.

this post was deleted because I knew what I had and I was glad to pass it on, okay. :)

LMAO :lol:

This post was deleted because it is being replaced by a 3 page letter carefully explaining why I will delete this post if you don't send me $1.18 to get the post back. Even though you know the post was deleted, I still want to write this for bizarre reasons that are my own busines. Don't try to grow a brain, guys. Just send me the $1.18 in 5 quarters, six pennies, 12 nickles and 1 dime. Your not the only fat cats around here, so don't think deleting posts will not be easy.


Victory!!!
W.P.Z.X.

This post was deleted, but it was found three months later in a ditch along with another similar post in much better condition that was found three months after the first post.

This post was deleted because it made a mess at a Wendy's salad bar and was asked to leave. :lol:

Crystal, you should have a contest to declare the winner, runner up, second runner up.

:D

This post was deleted because no writer could have possibly made it up.

This post was deleted because I went back inside 'cause I hungry.

This post was deleted by the House of Windsor for making claims on the lost Romanov fortune.

Okay, I'm apologizing in advance for this one.

This post was deleted because it developed MS.

This post wasn't deleted. This post deleted itself.

This post was deleted because I went back inside 'cause I hungry.

:lol:

This post was deleted but it was revived again in a glorious miracle involving the computer screen dancing around the place.

This post was thrown into a radioactive furnace....not to be read for another 40 years.:eek:

This post was deleted because my dog commanded me to do so.:devil:

This post deleted itself because it was despondent over a severe case of athlete's foot.

This post was deleted while I was watching Battlestar Gallactica.

This post was deleted by a kook.

I can tell you flat out this post wasn't deleted. Don and you guys live in a fantasy world!

This post was deleted because while writing it I ate some chocolate, looked at my fertility statues, saw my wife and..... .........


....well you know the rest. :p

I tried to delete this post, but that damn humming sound keeps driving me crazy.

This post has not been deleted.

However, this post awoke one day in the middle of the desert, dehydrated, with no memory at all. Apparently it was edited of its original message and this post cannot recall it's original title, who created it, what it was supposed to be about, or if it used smilies or not.

Despite this total lack of any memory, this post has vague memories of being called Chuck.




....oh, and this post is 100% positive that it definitely didn't commit ANY crimes where it originally lived






....buuuuuuttt, on the minisculely slim chance that it DID in fact commit any crimes before it got total amnesia, then this post is 100% positive it didn't mean to and is sorry for it and because it has no memory and all, well then we should forget about any prosecution or tjail time or anything.

This post has been deleted on a buddy deal.

Ya know whut a buddy deal is donchya??

Dees ah post have been dereted because it have no tickey. Easy solve. You unnastahn’ dees??

No tickey, no postey!!

this post was deleted because it was a double post. you know what I'm sayin'?

Why was this post deleted, Daddy?

Never you mind.

I deleted this post it like I was about to enjoy a large piece of steak. :mad:

This post was deleted because it violates my manifesto on the dangers of technology.

This post was deleted because my stupid 80s hair neighbors wouldn't investigate and stop me. :mad:

This post died of old age waiting for Cosgrove-Meurer to put the all the original Unsolved Mysteries seasons on DVD!!!!:mad:

This post was deleted because it couldn't stand the sound of Dennis Farina's nasaly voice anymore. :X)

This post is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Cosgrove and Meurer.

This post is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Cosgrove and Meurer.

:lol:

This post was deleted because taxis in London these days are so expensive.

This post was deleted because it was unpleasant company from the very beginning.

This post was deleted by a very very sick man, The fact that he would put the original poster through what he put him through.. proves that he has no scruples , no morals.. He cares about no one.. not even a little innocent poster.

He is a sick sick man

This post was deleted by the real writer of the Circleville letters.

This post was considered to be cancerous and was
removed when a teeny tiny space ship flew over it. :alien:

This post spontaneously deleted itself.

This post gave aphrodisiacs to someone without their knowledge or consent instead of trying a box of chocolates or a dozen roses.

this post was deleted because Jim Harrison complained that it contained foul language. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This post was deleted because DB Cooper took it and jumped out of a plane and was never seen again. Some of the post was found 8.5 years when a boy dug out out of the ground. This is the recovered post:

"I'm trying to remember a case I saw on UM years ago, it was a murder and"

This post was deleted because Jim Boomgarden didn't think it was awesome.

Oh man, I forgot about this thread. Good times.

This post was deleted by a man in black :cool:

This post got deleted because, according to Donny Hansen, it was LUDICROUS!

This post was deleted by bee stings.

This post got deleted because it went out for a night of boozing w/ Curtis Heck.

This post was deleted because it was lowered into a reactor full of molten lead. The only evidence recovered were half a melted avatar, a bent letter "t" and the tangled word "oltmne". David Bocks says "Hello".

This post was deleted because I lent it to a friend who wore it and lost it during a spree killing.

(I wish I could remember which case this was, but all I remember is the earring.)

This post has been deleted cause I didnt say Moses you liar!! Im talking about Abraham!!!

This post has been deleted cause I'm Michael Jordan and I play for the Chicago Bulls

This post was deleted because of an UPDATE!

This post was deleted because it contained cool, creepy, eerie music that added depth to the post. This post will be edited at a later date with crappy, generic rock music.

This post was deleted because its family insisted it perished in the 9/11 tower attacks, but no one really knows for sure.

CBS deleted my post.
NBC reposted it.
NBC then deleted.
Lifetime reposted.
Lifetime deleted it.
Lifetime reposted it.
Lifetime deleted it.
Spike edited the hell out of it and reposted it.
Spike deleted it.

This post was deleted and somebody out there knows why. They're not talking, but they know!

This post was deleted because it was found severed in an empty lot in 1940s Los Angeles.

this post was deleted because el sickos will pay.

This post was deleted because it tripped and fell and dropped things multiple times while bank-robbing

You think this post is pretty smart, don't you? Well....maybe.

*DELETE*

This post was deleted because it challenged the power of the chair of death, and thus was among the quickest to succumb to it.

This post wasn't deleted. It simply disappeared. It must have been 300 pounds! A post like that doesn't just get lost in a crowd, even in a big city, and this is a big city. A post doesn't get lost when it is enormous!

This post was deleted because of ''circumstantive'' evidence

The reason this post was deleted is simple: fear.

This post was deleted because of ''circumstantive'' evidence

Well, in Jerry Strickland's world it's "circlestantive evidence."

Well, in Jerry Strickland's world it's "circlestantive evidence."
I'd better watch the segment again then to make sure I know how to properly pronounce his version. :crazy:

This post didn't get deleted. This post is alive, and it lives in Omaha.

This post wasn't deleted. It simply disappeared. It must have been 300 pounds! A post like that doesn't just get lost in a crowd, even in a big city, and this is a big city. A post doesn't get lost when it is enormous!

This really is the best in this thread. :lol:

This post was deleted because it unwittingly drove Vermont's biggest pot dealer to the airport.

This post was deleted because it unwittingly drove Vermont's biggest pot dealer to the airport.

Nice. :lol:

This post wasn't deleted, but it did post bail and predictable as the sunrise, skipped town.

This post was deleted with no explanation. No explanation at all.

I thought my post was deleted on a river, 80 years ago... but then, in the warm glow of a campfire, decades later, a post claiming to be mine told a tale of abuse and murder. Was it my post? I may never know.

This post was deleted because it was told to "Hit the road, jack" by Ernest Acosta.

This post needs it's deletion, it can't even spell the word.

I thought my post was deleted on a river, 80 years ago... but then, in the warm glow of a campfire, decades later, a post claiming to be mine told a tale of abuse and murder. Was it my post? I may never know.

Okay, that one took me a while. :)

Okay, that one took me a while. :)

We've been doing this a while. We have to start getting obscure. :)

This post was deleted because it's a sorry weasel and hasn't been paying attention while everyone else was reading their Bibles.

This post was deleted because it wrote 18 at the end of a Fibonacci sequence instead of a 21. Math is an evil mistress.

This post didn't get deleted, and it doesn't matter what a naysayer says.