View Full Version : Chicago Bears LB Lance Briggs injures his hand while shaving?!? Huh???


Brian Damage
04-28-2009, 11:55 PM
Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs may have given himself an old-fashioned shaving injury while trying to get an old-fashioned shave.


Briggs told autograph seekers at an appearance Saturday in Algonquin, Ill., that he cut his right hand while attempting to shave with a straight-edged razor. He made the appearance wearing a heavy wrap on his right hand, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Briggs has been taking part in the team's voluntary offseason workout program but did not attend Monday. A high-ranking club official said Briggs was expected to appear Tuesday, allow the team to examine the injury and explain what happened, according to the report.

If Briggs failed to inform the team of the injury, it would constitute a violation of his contract, according to the report.

Briggs has gotten into trouble off the field before. Two years ago he wrecked a Lamborghini worth $350,000 on a Chicago-area expressway and abandoned it along the highway. He later pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of a property damage accident, a misdemeanor, and failure to report an accident, which is punishable by a fine.


http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4106829&sport=nfl

Darren J.
04-28-2009, 11:56 PM
Um, yeah I'm not buying it. :lol:

Doodyville10019
04-30-2009, 09:20 PM
Us Bears fans really don't care about the injury NOW - as long as he can play at 100% during the regular season.

catlover79
04-30-2009, 09:51 PM
Um...OK!

Wreckless
04-30-2009, 10:54 PM
Lance Briggs is a psycho to begin with :lol:. Maybe he was emo and sad and tried to kill himself by slicing his wrists lol. I don't know his reasoning otherwise, it makes no sense.

Marvo301
04-30-2009, 11:16 PM
*in his best Maxwell Smart voice* Ah Yes, the old cut myself shaving trick!

Wreckless
04-30-2009, 11:18 PM
*in his best Maxwell Smart voice* Ah Yes, the old cut myself shaving trick!

:lol:

Zoneboy
05-01-2009, 01:50 AM
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/ScreenHunter_05May010147.gif

Wreckless
05-01-2009, 01:52 AM
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/ScreenHunter_05May010147.gif

LOL :lol:

catlover79
05-01-2009, 01:59 AM
LOL :lol:
Game, set, match to Charles - AGAIN!! :rofl: :brent :clap Seriously, some of these athletes act like such weenies. Even Keith Anderson, "star" running back on Good Times, didn't whine nearly as much as some of these guys. :eek: :lol:

catlover79
05-01-2009, 02:00 AM
*in his best Maxwell Smart voice* Ah Yes, the old cut myself shaving trick!
:lol:

Doodyville10019
05-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Game, set, match to Charles - AGAIN!! :rofl: :brent :clap Seriously, some of these athletes act like such weenies. Even Keith Anderson, "star" running back on Good Times, didn't whine nearly as much as some of these guys. :eek: :lol:


Bravo, Charles! No one does it better (or funnier)!! And, yes cat, you're right - the more $$ a player makes, the bigger a baby he becomes.

catlover79
05-01-2009, 08:43 PM
Bravo, Charles! No one does it better (or funnier)!! And, yes cat, you're right - the more $$ a player makes, the bigger a baby he becomes.
I'd love to see how long they'd last doing REAL jobs. :rolleyes: :eek: