(The NJ Devils beat the Carolina Hurricanes 1-0.)

(Alice & Trixie are in the Kramden apartment.)

Trixie: "I wonder how the boys reacted when they saw the Devils win at the Izod Center."

Alice: "I hope that they don't celebrate loudly like they do other times."

Trixie: "Maybe it will be a low-key celebration."

Ralph & Ed (yelling): "CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE! THE DEVILS HAVE WON!"

Ralph & Ed (singing loudly and off-key): "GLORY DAYS/THEY WILL DRIVE RIGHT PAST YOU/GLORY DAYS/GLORRRRRRY DAYYYYYYYYSSS."

(Ralph & Ed enter.)

Alice: "Ralph, you do realize that it's 11pm and you two are hollering and singing at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "It's our night to howl. The Devils have won. They now have a 3 game to 2 lead. They will advance. The chances of getting a Rangers/Devils showdown have increased."

Ed: "You should have seen Ralph when the Devils scored. I never seen him move like that ever. I thought he was going to get a heart attack."

Ralph: "I ordered some beer from the Hong Kon Gardens. It is being set up here."

Alice: "Ralph, you do realize that the Devils only won three games. They need four to advance."

Ralph: "Alice, don't you realize that with the way the Devils are playing, they are going to beat Carolina. What a game."

Ralph & Ed (singing loudly and off-key): "GLLLLLLLLLLORRRY DAYSSSSSSSSS."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, CUT OUT THE SINGING. SIMON CALDWELL WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE PATHETIC."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, YOU..."

(McGarrity douses him with water. Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed & Trixie leave.)

Ralph (yells): "I WILL SING ALL NIGHT WHEN THE DEVILS OR RANGERS WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND YOU ALICE, CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. THE LANDLORD CAN'T KICK US OUT."

Landlord (from outside, yells): "I WILL."

Ralph: "All right. It was just an idea. But, I will be happy all night long if one of them wins the Stanley Cup."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you everyone here in Miami Beach. You guys are the greatest audiences in the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)