View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY/NJ NHL fan? (Part 4)


Frank Gannucci
04-19-2009, 11:22 PM
(The NJ Devils beat the Carolina Hurricans 3-2.)

(Ralph is eating lunch with Ed.)

Ralph: "Did you watch the game last night Norton? It was a real nail-bitter."

Ed: "I know. You made noise all night."

Ralph: "You heard me screaming?"

Ed: "Did I hear it? The whole floor was thinking that you were going to have a heart attack. The Devils have stepped up their game."

Ralph: "Yes, those Hurricanes better shape up."

Ed: "I wonder if the Hurricanes bowling team kicked us out for voting for a team that is going against the Carolina Hurricanes."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Looks like we will get our wish of seeing one NY/NJ hockey team getting a Stanley Cup."

Ed: "We should celebrate with them when they win with all our Raccoons. We will get all wasted."

Ralph: "Ha ha ha ha ha."

Ralph: "I will be watching the Devils/Hurricanes game on Tuesday. It will be great to see the Devils win again."

(They both sing a song about a NY/NJ Hockey team getting a Stanley Cup.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT."