Seinfeld Gets Sexy
7 April 2009 2:55 PM, PDT

Beloved sitcom Seinfeld is set to raise laughs and temperatures when it returns as a porn film later this year.

X-rated filmmaker Lee Roy Myers is currently filming Seinfeld: A XXX Parody! for adult movie studio New Sensations.

The comedy show ran from 1989 to 1998 and is still a big hit in re-runs.

New Sensations are also responsible for adult movie spoofs The Office: A XXX Parody and Scrubs: A XXX Parody.

-IMDB News

I can just imagine George watching this and LOVING every second. :lol:

I guess we'll finally find out whose sponge-worthy! :lol: But if they yada yada yada all the good parts it won't be much of a movie!

Well, it's about damn time ;) :D

For some reason I can see the words "man-hands," "shrinkage," and "No soup for you" coming up a lot in this one :lol:

^ Oh my...:brent

I guess George's "Buck Naked" porno alias could be used after all. ;)

I guess George's "Buck Naked" porno alias could be used after all. ;)
Not to mention the Vandelay Latex Co. :rofl:

Not to mention the Vandelay Latex Co. :rofl:


Ouch! You said it! :lol:

Just so long as they don't get amorous while watching Schindler's List!!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not to mention the Vandelay Latex Co. :rofl:

:brent Forgot about the defective condoms one-LOL. Wow - I'm surprised Seinfeld didn't get a porno earlier.

"My boys can swim!!" Indeed. :eek: :lol:

"My boys can swim!!" Indeed. :eek: :lol:

Just beware of shrinkage.

I'm sure every actress in this film will claim that "they're real and they're spectacular!".

Just beware of shrinkage.
"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!" :rofl:

OMG! :brent

I'm sure every actress in this film will claim that "they're real and they're spectacular!".
:rofl:

Hopefully we won't be treated to any "manssieres".:(

Hopefully we won't be treated to any "manssieres".:(
Or dropping Junior Mints in certain body parts...:eek: :lol:

Or dropping Junior Mints in certain body parts...:eek: :lol:
:lol: :D

"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!" :rofl:

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." :lol:

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." :lol:
One of my favorite lines on the show. :lol:

Or dropping Junior Mints in certain body parts...:eek: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

I hope they are true to the series and remember that Jerry proclaimed he was not an "orgy guy".

:lol: :lol:

I hope they are true to the series and remember that Jerry proclaimed he was not an "orgy guy".
:rofl:

Jerry: I don't trust this guy (Tim Whatley). I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

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George: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.


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George: Well I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it's Ménage à Trois?

Bonnie: What?

Just then, Scott enters.

Scott: Hi.


Bonnie: Scott! Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it.

Scott: Oh really?!


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Yikes!!



(All quotes from "The Label Maker")

Mulva?

No black people though as Kramer wouldn't approve of that :rolleyes: :p

Mulva?
:spit: YES!!

Too funny!:lol:

I am embarrassed to report I saw a part of this, and instead of the "soup nazi" they have the "porn nazi", and you can guess what he sells. If you screw up your order he shouts "No porn for you!" ....