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Zoneboy
03-27-2009, 07:54 PM
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

Link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005).

After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center.

While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Zoneboy
03-27-2009, 08:04 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2rlyyjc.jpg

catlover79
03-27-2009, 08:19 PM
Oy. :eek:

Marvo301
03-27-2009, 08:24 PM
I hope he had a shamwow handy to clean up the mess. Guess he won't be doing any new infomercials for a while with his injured tongue.

Hollow
03-27-2009, 08:25 PM
L
O
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80sTrivia
03-27-2009, 08:25 PM
Yikes!!! :eek:

Cactus Jack
03-27-2009, 08:30 PM
Guess she didnt love his nuts LOL


and hes 44?!?!?!?

TJL
03-27-2009, 08:44 PM
All I can say is

Sham WOW.

;)

catlover79
03-27-2009, 08:45 PM
^ More like Sham OW. :eek:

Marvo301
03-27-2009, 08:48 PM
^ More like Sham OW. :eek:
exactly! :rofl:

MickeyMac
03-27-2009, 08:49 PM
Think of all the jokes that are going to come from this.

TJL
03-27-2009, 08:58 PM
^ More like Sham OW. :eek:

:lol:

Brian Damage
03-27-2009, 10:15 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

catlover79
03-28-2009, 12:34 AM
^ YIKES. :eek:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-28-2009, 12:38 AM
That's what ya get for slappin and choppin the wrong hos.

*dun dun, chh*

Marvo301
03-28-2009, 12:41 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Would you buy a shamwow from this man?

Cactus Jack
03-28-2009, 12:54 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Move over , Nick Nolte! LOL

TripperFan
03-28-2009, 11:28 AM
OMG this is too funny!

Nice hospital gown shirt in the mug shot too. Didn't know they were hip for clubbin' these days! :rofl:


I can picture Billy Mayes walking into the Emergency room telling them how OxyClean will get those blood stains out with no problem! :lol:

catlover79
03-28-2009, 03:43 PM
^ That would be awesome. :rofl:

TripperFan
03-29-2009, 02:49 PM
Why would police arrest the man? In my opinion, he was defending himself


He hired a hooker!!!! That alone is enough for an arrest to be made!

catlover79
03-29-2009, 02:54 PM
He hired a hooker!!!! That alone is enough for an arrest to be made!
Exactly!!

Zoneboy
03-30-2009, 09:52 PM
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/ScreenHunter_06Mar302150.gif

catlover79
03-30-2009, 10:05 PM
^ :rofl: