These sayings I've heard(okay,some I read read them on the internet), and they are really good.

1. Only a sad adult acts the same way they did as a child......

2. Stupidity deserves no sympathy.

3. Any guy who would date a girl when he already has a girlfriend is a jerk.

4. The "normal" people aren't the ones who will be remembered. Only the freaks and noncomformosists will be remembered.....

:D

"Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get."

"If I will lie for you, I will lie to you too."

"Please leave "cute" to children under the age of 10." This was in a magazine to women in their 20's and 30's still dressing "cute."

"You were born an original, don't die a copy."

"Never make someone your priority when all you are to them is an option."

"You have to say hello before you can say goodbye".

"If it ain't cute, keep it mute." - Animat (America's Next Top Model)

"You were born an original, don't die a copy."



That's one of my all time favorite quotes right there homie.

"If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me?"

"If at first you don't succeed try try again."



"A place for everything and everything in its place"

"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything"

"Only a fool keeps joking after all laughter has stopped."

I think the word might have been "ceased" instead of "stopped", but they mean the same thing. :) And that saying is very good advice. If you`re on stage and you are telling jokes and people stop laughing, it`s time to get off that stage!

People who reply to themselves in cyberspace can be scary. ;)

People who reply to themselves in cyberspace can be scary. ;)

Hey! *feigns being indignant* ;) :lol: :crazy:

Hey! *feigns being indignant* ;) :lol: :crazy:



LOL - I knew you'd laugh at that one. ;)

LOL - I knew you'd laugh at that one. ;)

Hey, Janice Johnson, you're looking lovely today.

Thanks, janice Johnson, you look good yourself!:lol:

Hey, Janice Johnson, you're looking lovely today.

Thanks, janice Johnson, you look good yourself!:lol:


Only YOU and George Costanza could get away with that. :lol:

"Even a fool is thought wise when he is silent."