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View Full Version : Newspaper Headlines You Wouldn't Be Surprised To See? Janice Johnson 02-14-2009, 06:40 PM I wouldn't be surprised to see this in a newspaper headline. "30 angry customers demand returns of products in store after finding out that the cashier that rang them up is gay!":lol: catlover79 02-14-2009, 06:49 PM Politician caught in scandal! :lol: Hollow 02-14-2009, 07:15 PM "Man fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout" catlover79 02-14-2009, 08:09 PM Cleveland Sports Team Loses! MickeyMac 02-15-2009, 03:56 PM Michigan picked as worst state to live in. More talks between Congress, UAW, GM, Chrysler, and Ford Big C 02-17-2009, 01:04 AM "Pittsburgh Pirates Lose Again" JamesG 02-17-2009, 03:17 AM "Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More" DVDFreaker 02-17-2009, 03:20 AM "Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More" :lol: catlover79 02-17-2009, 12:17 PM "Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More" :clap :rofl: :brent YES!!!! ekkostar 02-17-2009, 04:16 PM Kanye West claims to be God, Diddy speculated to be his son. MickeyMac 02-17-2009, 06:25 PM Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut. catlover79 02-17-2009, 09:38 PM Kanye West claims to be God, Diddy speculated to be his son. I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye West really believes that. :rolleyes: :lol: catlover79 02-17-2009, 09:39 PM Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut. She might have to do that when the donations run dry!! :eek: dawsongirl 02-18-2009, 12:49 AM "Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More" :rofl: dawsongirl 02-18-2009, 12:50 AM Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut. Oh the stretch marks!!!! dawsongirl 02-18-2009, 12:50 AM I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye West really believes that. :rolleyes: :lol: He probably prays to himself every night before bed. catlover79 02-18-2009, 01:03 AM He probably prays to himself every night before bed. I wouldn't doubt it. Who loves himself more, Kanye West or Donald Trump?? :rolleyes: catlover79 02-18-2009, 01:05 AM Oh the stretch marks!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...puke: dawsongirl 02-18-2009, 01:20 AM I wouldn't doubt it. Who loves himself more, Kanye West or Donald Trump?? :rolleyes: Wow...tough call. catlover79 02-18-2009, 02:11 PM Wow...tough call. I know, I can't decide either. :lol: PracTz 02-18-2009, 02:20 PM 'Human Race Evacuates Earth to Get Away From News of Octo-Mom' MickeyMac 02-18-2009, 05:41 PM Kanye West to star in reality show called I Am Picked By God Janice Johnson 02-19-2009, 11:33 AM I wouldn't be surprised to see this in a newspaper headline. "30 angry customers demand returns of products in store after finding out that the cashier that rang them up is gay!":lol: Actually, thinking about it, that line would be the first line, and the headline would read something like, "Cashier gay, Customers furious!":crazy: :lol: |