View Full Version : Things You Will Never Hear On Three's Company


janet42
02-07-2009, 10:36 PM
I saw this game on another message board and I thought it was a lot of fun. You mention comments that you will never hear on Three's Company. Have fun!

1. Jack: Janet you are right I'm not sensitive to women.

2. Janet: Chrissy you are a smart person.

steevo
02-07-2009, 11:22 PM
Jack: Chrissy and Janet, for the last time, stop undressing in front of me!

Larry: I totally respect women and do not look at them as merely sex objects.

Lana: That Mr. Furley sure is hot!

:lol:

catlover79
02-07-2009, 11:29 PM
Boy, it's really great not having a car and taking the bus everywhere! (All the roommates)

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
02-08-2009, 01:59 AM
Stanley: Helen, baby, I need you NOW!

catlover79
02-08-2009, 02:04 AM
Furley: I think I'll ditch my open-neck shirts and medallions and just wear a three-piece suit from now on.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
02-08-2009, 02:46 AM
Furley: I think I'll wear a decent outfit today.

janet42
02-08-2009, 03:54 PM
Terri: I would love to go out on a date with you Larry.

All of the Roomates: Mr. Furley you are the best landlord we ever had!

catlover79
02-08-2009, 04:34 PM
Let's do the cooking for once and give Jack a rest.

(All the girls)

:lol:

janet42
02-08-2009, 08:32 PM
Mr. Furley: I finally stood up to my brother Bart!

The girls room-mates: Jack you don't have to give up your room for our guests anymore.

catlover79
02-08-2009, 08:34 PM
Larry: I've decided to become a monk and take a vow of celibacy.

:lol:

janet42
02-08-2009, 08:42 PM
Jack: Hey Larry Haven't seen you at the Regal Beagle lately?

Larry : I've been spending all of my time at the library because I love to read.

catlover79
02-08-2009, 08:48 PM
Larry: I just don't have any luck with women!!

:lol:

Retro4Life
02-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Any of the cast: I am in no way misinterpreting the underlying meaning of the social situation I find myself in. :)

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
02-08-2009, 11:12 PM
Any of the cast: I am in no way misinterpreting the underlying meaning of the social situation I find myself in. :)
:lol:

janet42
02-09-2009, 08:08 PM
Mr. Roper or Mr. Furley: If you like girls Jack you can still live with 2 girls as room-mates.

catlover79
02-09-2009, 08:50 PM
Mr. Furley: I will never call Jack Tippy Toes again.

janet42
02-10-2009, 02:41 AM
Janet: Jack I will never yell at you again.

steevo
02-16-2009, 10:02 PM
Chrissy: WOW! I really laugh like that? I didn't realize how stupid I look.

Jack: Well, I can't cook to save my life. I think I'll become a minister instead.

Yooch
02-16-2009, 10:14 PM
Jack: Hi Larry. Regal Beagle tonight?

Larry: Fraid not. Wednesday night, Jack. Prayer meeting tonight, then the singles group's going out for ice cream.

Jack: Any nice girls in the singles group?

Larry: Yeah, but we go out as a group and have a good time, not matched with anyone. Besides, I like to get to know a girl before start to date. I operate on respect.

catlover79
02-17-2009, 03:03 PM
Jack: Lana, will you marry me?

sunshinefizzy
02-17-2009, 03:53 PM
Lana: Jack, I'm just not that into you.

catlover79
02-17-2009, 05:20 PM
Lana: Jack, I'm just not that into you.
:rofl:

janet42
02-17-2009, 07:39 PM
Lana: Ralph Furley I want to go out on a date with you.

Janet: Larry I love you.

catlover79
02-17-2009, 08:11 PM
Ralph Furley, we want YOU on the cover of GQ!

janet42
02-18-2009, 08:18 AM
Jack and any of the 3 blonde roomates: Janet you are the best cook we ever had.

catlover79
02-18-2009, 02:07 PM
Lana: OK, Jack, I can take a hint!

Mr. Roper: Viagra is the greatest invention ever!!

:lol:

Yooch
02-18-2009, 02:24 PM
Mr. Angelino: I can't eat this linguini sauce; it's too spicy.

janet42
02-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Mr. Roper: Helen let's go spend the weekend at Palm Beach in a first class hotel.

Felipe: Mr. Angelino Jack is a better chef than me.