let's just hypothetically say that i wanted to send a small package of recently deceased scorpions to someone in the mail. is it possible that the recipient would get sick or anything by touching the scorpions? or maybe a dead mouse? i wouldn't want to get sued or anything.

I'm sorry I don't have an answer, but that question made me die laughing. :rofl:

Dead scorpions probably can't do much harm if any but to play it safe they should avoid the stinger area. If you really want to avoid being sued then the best thing is to forget to put your return address on the package. Better yet, Why not send them some live Scorpions. :drummer:

http://www.tourte.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/scorpions_live_wacken_dvd.jpg

let's just hypothetically say that i wanted to send a small package of recently deceased scorpions to someone in the mail. is it possible that the recipient would get sick or anything by touching the scorpions? or maybe a dead mouse? i wouldn't want to get sued or anything.

Wow! What's this person done to you?

LOL revenge via internet tough guy rage.

Wow! What's this person done to you?
well obviously they killed her scorpions.

I have no idea but that's genius. :rofl:

Dead scorpions probably can't do much harm if any but to play it safe they should avoid the stinger area. If you really want to avoid being sued then the best thing is to forget to put your return address on the package. Better yet, Why not send them some live Scorpions. :drummer:

http://www.tourte.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/scorpions_live_wacken_dvd.jpg
:rofl: good one, and thanks.

and yeah, this is just hypothetical. not that i'm in some ongoing battle with my ex's wife and getting back at her for texting me details of their sex life or anything like that.

:rofl: I knew it had something to do with her the moment I read it!

Gawd I love your ideas!! If you're worried about a lawsuit, play it safe and go with the old traditional revenge gift of dog poo - preferrably moulded into the form of brownies. Tell her it's a peace offering!! :lol:

Just make sure it's still hot outta the dog when you wrap it for the full fragrance. ;)

:rofl: good one, and thanks.

and yeah, this is just hypothetical. not that i'm in some ongoing battle with my ex's wife and getting back at her for texting me details of their sex life or anything like that.

Sarah, remind me never to get on your bad side! :)

Well I'm no relationship counselor but my adivce will be to let it go. Don't do something foolish like this. Do you really want to start more trouble?

I would just pay it no mind and ignore whatever texts or messages these people leave you. I wouldn't let anyone get power over me like that and make me react and do dumb things. Why waste the time?

Yes, in all seriousness, I think JamesG is right. Are you actually considering doing that, safety pin?

Well I'm no relationship counselor but my adivce will be to let it go. Don't do something foolish like this. Do you really want to start more trouble?

I would just pay it no mind and ignore whatever texts or messages these people leave you. I wouldn't let anyone get power over me like that and make me react and do dumb things. Why waste the time?

I agree. Don't let this person live rent-free in your head, Sarah. Resentment is like eating poison and hoping the other person dies.

^I don't think she is guys - we're just listening to her thoughts. ;)


I just love her style of writing tho: "recently deceased scorpions" :brent:

You have to be careful about what you send via the mail. I know certain fruits and animals, live or dead, from other countries can get a person in trouble. Customs is a diligent lot. The best revenge is fix your hair and makeup nice and pretty, throw on that black gown, and either e-mail or send it to them. Living well is the best revenge, or so the saying goes. Looking great is even better revenge. ;)

You have to be careful about what you send via the mail. I know certain fruits and animals, live or dead, from other countries can get a person in trouble. Customs is a diligent lot. The best revenge is fix your hair and makeup nice and pretty, throw on that black gown, and either e-mail or send it to them. Living well is the best revenge, or so the saying goes. Looking great is even better revenge. ;)


OMG - that's EXACTLY what I did today!! No kidding!

Actually, you mentioning customs there reminds me of that new show about Homeland Security - it's on Monday nights at 8 now and I love it. This week they had to open these big boxes that were coming in from China (crazy, I know since everything is safe from there! ;) ) and they were filled with human skulls! :eek: They even still had brain matter stuck in them! too gross! They haven't a clue why they were being sent, and are having to investigate.

Living well is the best revenge, or so the saying goes. Looking great is even better revenge. ;)

True! :lol: :)

You have to be careful about what you send via the mail. I know certain fruits and animals, live or dead, from other countries can get a person in trouble. Customs is a diligent lot. The best revenge is fix your hair and makeup nice and pretty, throw on that black gown, and either e-mail or send it to them. Living well is the best revenge, or so the saying goes. Looking great is even better revenge. ;)
:lol: not a bad idea!

i ended up emailing her some information about STD's and let her know that if she's going to be ****ing someone who's already been with two promiscous whores (true story), she ought to get herself tested. the war had to end though because it was making the "husband" hate himself. as far as the dead scorpions, i probably wouldn't have ended up sending them, if for no other reason then because the scorpion problem in my house has been significantly better and they'd probably be divorced by the time i collected a good amount to send. :lol:

:lol: not a bad idea!

i ended up emailing her some information about STD's and let her know that if she's going to be ****ing someone who's already been with two promiscous whores (true story), she ought to get herself tested. the war had to end though because it was making the "husband" hate himself. as far as the dead scorpions, i probably wouldn't have ended up sending them, if for no other reason then because the scorpion problem in my house has been significantly better and they'd probably be divorced by the time i collected a good amount to send. :lol:

:brent

Wouldn't it depend on how recently dead the scorpions were?

the scorpion problem in my house

:eek: Seriously...OMG. How scary would it be to have scorpions in your house?! Here I thought spiders were bad.

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Yep - they have 'em in them thar parts of the country - Texas too. When my aunt lived in Brownsville they'd smack them with a broom when they'd come in.

I now appreciate my nasty earwigs - still gross, but at least not a scorpion! ;)

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Yep - they have 'em in them thar parts of the country - Texas too. When my aunt lived in Brownsville they'd smack them with a broom when they'd come in.

I now appreciate my nasty earwigs - still gross, but at least not a scorpion! ;)
I'd be running away!

That reminds me of a funny story. One night my dad was watching tv in the living room and the rest of us were in the kitchen munching and talking. Next thing we know we hear my dad scream (which never happens) so we run to the living room to find him in his underwear. :lol: What happened was while he was relaxing and watching tv a scorpion crawled up the inside of his pants and then once it got all the way up to his knee it fell against his skin at first my dad said he felt a tickle feeling then when he went to scratch it then scorpion bit him in the inner thigh area a few times. So he jumped out of his pants so fast to get it off of him. We were laughing so hard just of the sight of him in his undies jumping up and down.

:brent