Zoneboy
01-30-2009, 08:40 PM
Link (http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/118626/the-top-25-rockers-over-50-keep-on-rockin-in-the-free-world)
The biggest danger of writing this particular blog is you worry that some of the entries won't survive the time between writing and posting. You'd hate to jinx anyone. Pop music was once a temporary state. Ringo Starr once figured he'd own a chain of hair-dressing salons after the Beatles' success faded. Except it kept going.
And now Bruce Springsteen, who turns 60 this September, releases a new album and performs at the SuperBowl. Whatever happened to Live Fast, Die Young? Someone ask Sid Vicious. Even Johnny Rotten turns 53 on January 31. Used to be never trust anyone over 30, but now it's more like the only performers who can still afford to tour are the ones who can maximize their AARP discounts.
In order to keep the list down to 25, I had to exclude some pretty serious players in rock-related fields. B.B. King, for example, is 83. Merle Haggard, battling lung cancer, is 72. Willie Nelson will turn 76 this year. Charlie Louvin is still making albums and is now 81. Initially, I started the list as rockers over 40, but that meant just about everybody. This way, U2, Metallica and R.E.M. are all spared being on an "old people" list for at least another year.
Little Richard, born 12/5/32 is noted here, rather than on the list, since his Geico commercials aside, to my knowledge he hasn't been performing much anymore. And Billy Joel is technically retired.
What can you say about a list where Madonna and Prince are the spring chickens at 50?
25) Ozzy Osbourne (12/3/48): In some ways the youngest guy on this list if only because he's the youngest at heart. He doesn't seem capable of growing up--or filing a tax return. It's a good thing his wife understands numbers because the number of the beast aside, I don't see Ozzy spending much time with a calculator--and when you're a freelance hard rocker, you gotta know how to budget your time and money.
24) Lou Reed (3/2/42): As he gets older and his voice becomes more shriveled and shaky and the glasses make him look more like an academic, or Bob Dylan's grandmother, than a rocker, Reed is finally coming into his own. He's always been a crank, a difficult personality. But now he has the aura around him, the death glow. Just keep him out of the leather pants. Him and that dude from Train. Man, that is not a pretty sight.
23) Tom Waits (12/7/49): Waits is another one who dreamed of being old before his time. You look at those clips from the 1970s now and he looks like a kid. While these days he looks just about right. He's always had the voice that sounded wise beyond its years, even when his stories turned out more shaggy dog than seeing eye.
22) Lucinda Williams (1/26/53): Lucinda's always had the sound of the road on her, that gritty dirt that she's turned into a bit of seductive parody over the years. While the past ten years have been good to her, it was all those years previous to Car Wheels On A Gravel Road when she put the mileage on. And all things that catch up with you. She sings AC/DC's "It's A Long Way To The Top If You Want To Rock n' Roll" like an old blues shouter, meaning every word.
21) Patti Smith (12/30/46): Patti came of age in the 1970s, yet she easily could've been part of the previous generation of rockers. Keith Moon wasn't even 20 when he exploded on the scene, while Patti waited her turn until almost 30. And Moon was only months older than Smith. Then again, he died many decades ago, suggesting that sometimes fame should be like ketchup and worth the wait.
The biggest danger of writing this particular blog is you worry that some of the entries won't survive the time between writing and posting. You'd hate to jinx anyone. Pop music was once a temporary state. Ringo Starr once figured he'd own a chain of hair-dressing salons after the Beatles' success faded. Except it kept going.
And now Bruce Springsteen, who turns 60 this September, releases a new album and performs at the SuperBowl. Whatever happened to Live Fast, Die Young? Someone ask Sid Vicious. Even Johnny Rotten turns 53 on January 31. Used to be never trust anyone over 30, but now it's more like the only performers who can still afford to tour are the ones who can maximize their AARP discounts.
In order to keep the list down to 25, I had to exclude some pretty serious players in rock-related fields. B.B. King, for example, is 83. Merle Haggard, battling lung cancer, is 72. Willie Nelson will turn 76 this year. Charlie Louvin is still making albums and is now 81. Initially, I started the list as rockers over 40, but that meant just about everybody. This way, U2, Metallica and R.E.M. are all spared being on an "old people" list for at least another year.
Little Richard, born 12/5/32 is noted here, rather than on the list, since his Geico commercials aside, to my knowledge he hasn't been performing much anymore. And Billy Joel is technically retired.
What can you say about a list where Madonna and Prince are the spring chickens at 50?
25) Ozzy Osbourne (12/3/48): In some ways the youngest guy on this list if only because he's the youngest at heart. He doesn't seem capable of growing up--or filing a tax return. It's a good thing his wife understands numbers because the number of the beast aside, I don't see Ozzy spending much time with a calculator--and when you're a freelance hard rocker, you gotta know how to budget your time and money.
24) Lou Reed (3/2/42): As he gets older and his voice becomes more shriveled and shaky and the glasses make him look more like an academic, or Bob Dylan's grandmother, than a rocker, Reed is finally coming into his own. He's always been a crank, a difficult personality. But now he has the aura around him, the death glow. Just keep him out of the leather pants. Him and that dude from Train. Man, that is not a pretty sight.
23) Tom Waits (12/7/49): Waits is another one who dreamed of being old before his time. You look at those clips from the 1970s now and he looks like a kid. While these days he looks just about right. He's always had the voice that sounded wise beyond its years, even when his stories turned out more shaggy dog than seeing eye.
22) Lucinda Williams (1/26/53): Lucinda's always had the sound of the road on her, that gritty dirt that she's turned into a bit of seductive parody over the years. While the past ten years have been good to her, it was all those years previous to Car Wheels On A Gravel Road when she put the mileage on. And all things that catch up with you. She sings AC/DC's "It's A Long Way To The Top If You Want To Rock n' Roll" like an old blues shouter, meaning every word.
21) Patti Smith (12/30/46): Patti came of age in the 1970s, yet she easily could've been part of the previous generation of rockers. Keith Moon wasn't even 20 when he exploded on the scene, while Patti waited her turn until almost 30. And Moon was only months older than Smith. Then again, he died many decades ago, suggesting that sometimes fame should be like ketchup and worth the wait.