"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "$600.00. Peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts??"

Alice: "Eat'em like an other elephant."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Thelma: "O-kay"

Ralph: "I said stop saying O-Kay It's very good sir, this happens to be my guest and I am your employer."

Thelma: "Some guest and some employer, The simp and the blimp!!"

"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "This time, I am going to get my pot of gold."

Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I'm going to the game."

(Ralph leaves.)

Alice: "You are not going to the game."

Ralph (opening the door): "I am going to the game."

(Ralph leaves.)

(Alice opens the window.)

Alice (yelling at Ralph out the window): "YOU ARE GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING!"

(Alice closes the window.)

(Ralph comes back and opens the door.)

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE GAME!"

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ed: "I got an idea. Why don't you invite Stanley and Sally over to your apartment one night to let them see how you and Alice get along?"

Ralph: "I want to postpone the wedding. Not cancel it forever."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

(Ralph finds out that Ed puts salt in his coffee and Ralph thinks that that is dumb.)

Ed: "Putting salt in coffee is not as dumb as putting mustard on ice cream."

Ralph: "Who does that?"

Ed: "I do."

"People's Choice":

(Alice is getting newspapers so Ralph can use the headlines of him being a hero to put in his scrapbook.)

Ralph: "Why did you get something that has to do with racing?"

Alice: "I guess the picture of the horse fooled me."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed looks at the toaster.)

Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."

Alice: "What does that mean?"

Ed: "There's a screw loose."

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in their respective uniforms. Ed's doesn't even fit him. It's so small.)

Ralph: "Are there any questions?"

Ed: "Yeah, how do I get out of this chicken outfit?"