"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

(Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.)

Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors."

Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will all grab a brush and have a ball."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph says that he will act surprised when the Nortons give him his birthday present.)

Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'"

Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch."

Alice: "It is not. It's a belt."

(Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.)

Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift."

Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around."

"Hair-Raising Tale":

(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)

Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."

Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."

"What's Her Name" & "What's The Name":

Ralph: "Who was the dame we saw in the picture tonight? Mention the stars names."

Ed: "Gary Coleman. Lana Turner."

(Ed slightly pauses.)

Ralph: "Keep going."

Ed: "You keep going. I am still thinking of Lana Turner."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."

Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

(Ed shows how Caramine the boxer threw punches when he saw him on TV.)

Ralph: "Who did he fight?"

Ed: "Nobody. He was being introduced on the Ed Sullivan Show."

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)

Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."

Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"Petticoat Jungle":

Ralph: "You are going to wear the bathing suit that I gave you."

Alice: "I can't wear that suit Ralph. It has a whole in the knee."