I only recognize Tony as one TV character, and it ain't Monk. The only thing I want to see Antonio investigate is what Joe and Alex were or weren't doing together late one night. "I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I need to get a life."

Some other great Antonio lines...

"My, look how pink it is. Pink is pretty."

"Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech."

"She's lying! She's lying! I'm clumsy, I'm inexperienced, I don't even know where everything is!"

I love Antonio, too. What about, "Oh yeah? YOU try satisfying her! *pause* I didn't mean you, Father." (Said to the priest when he and Helen were trying to get an annulment in "Nuptials Off.") Also, "Why don't you just stick me in a box and Fed-Ex me straight to hell?!" I'm sure I'll come up w/ more classic Antonio lines later, but that's all I've got for now.

- Kristen

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love him in that episode too!

Oh, how could I forget, "My goat knows the bowling score." :guitar:

Then, there's the whole Bob's Donut episode. :lol: I felt bad for the poor guy, but that episode was too funny.

My favorite Antonio line has got to be from Nuptuals Off when after he tells Helen that now he is a Chatholic, he must get an anullment from the church in order to get the divorce and Helen says that they don't have time for that so he replies, "why don't you just put me in an overnight pouch and FedEx me to hell" LOL. Antonio and Helen were so funny in this episode, the Mary car air freshener, the ugly Godchild photo, the scene with the priest, and Helen realizing that their unmailed divorce papers were underneath the cash register all these years, hillarious. Can you tell that this is one of my personal favorites?

I always loved Helen and Antonio together. Not as a romantic couple, but as good friends.