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nurseterri
05-07-2001, 09:43 PM
I'm Terri! who's everyon else?

callmetootie
05-07-2001, 09:52 PM
I'm Cindy!

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Andrew Carden

Jack's Beatle Poster
05-07-2001, 10:51 PM
I'm the poster that is above Jack's bed!

Chrissy96
05-08-2001, 02:28 AM
I am Chrissy from season 1-2 where she wasn't dumb

Precious
05-08-2001, 10:00 AM
I'm Mrs. Roper, my favorite character!

TV Guy
05-08-2001, 10:28 AM
Mr. Angelino. "Tripperrrrrrrrr!"

nurseterri
05-08-2001, 05:48 PM
ok lets start! Terri walks in.

callmetootie
05-08-2001, 05:53 PM
Cindy rings the doorbell after Terri walks in. Jack answer it and Cindy hits him in the nards with the doorknob!

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-08-2001, 06:05 PM
Terri yells "CINDY!"

callmetootie
05-08-2001, 06:28 PM
Cindy says, "Lay off Terri, it's a shame that you replaced me!". "I want to feed you to my goat!".

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-08-2001, 07:39 PM
I can't help it if I'm better than you!

callmetootie
05-08-2001, 07:46 PM
" Go back to posing for dirty magazines, or I'll hit you with an ironing board!".

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-09-2001, 04:07 PM
u wanna start something Chrissy the lets start! meet you outside! hit me with an ironing board and see what happens!

NOTE:Callmetootie I'm not doing this because I want you to hate and I don't want to fight in real life I just want to do this for roll play! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

callmetootie
05-09-2001, 04:50 PM
Ok, let me just call the guy who shoots my infomercials about abs and I'll be back in a sec! [I hit Jack with the phone] OOOPS!

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-09-2001, 08:06 PM
that's you always, careless!

Joyce DeWitt
05-09-2001, 08:21 PM
Before u peeps get 2 far into this, I'm Janet!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

callmetootie
05-09-2001, 08:26 PM
" Hi Janet, would you like to see my beautiful abs? After all I do all of those terrible infomercials that I make money off of, and then spend it on total crap".

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-09-2001, 09:16 PM
:::just incase you don't know I'm Terri!:::
hey Janet where were all day today! I was worried sick! I was about to call the Police!

nurseterri
05-09-2001, 09:18 PM
:::just incase you don't know I'm Terri!:::
hey Janet where were all day today! I was worried sick! I was about to call the Police!

callmetootie
05-09-2001, 09:19 PM
I was so worried that I didn't hurt Jack for 20 minutes!

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Andrew Carden

Jack's Beatle Poster
05-09-2001, 09:48 PM
I just gotta do this one thing!!
(Jack's Beatle Poster jumps off the wall in Jack's room, slides over to Jack's Bistro and shaves off Angelino's beard!)
There we go.
(Jack's Beatle Poster returns to Jack's room.)

nurseterri
05-09-2001, 09:51 PM
Mr. Angelino is going to be so MAD!

Chrissy96
05-10-2001, 02:58 AM
So who are you guys the charactors or actor themselfs I am just curious because all the talk about replacing and ab slide stuff

callmetootie
05-10-2001, 07:33 AM
I'am not really Jenilee Harrison, I'm just playing with the others, but I'am a dedicated fan of her, and that's why I know so much about her.

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-10-2001, 06:40 PM
yeah I lol I like Chrissy and Terri the best *I want chrissy episodes!*

Joyce DeWitt
05-10-2001, 09:15 PM
Wow Cindy.... 20 whole minutes.... thats a new record.

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

Sean Snow
05-11-2001, 07:06 PM
I'll be Chrissy(season 3-4). Smart at the beginning, in the middle at the end of s3, and just plain dumb after that.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-11-2001, 07:08 PM
I'll be Chrissy(season 3-4). Smart at the beginning, in the middle at the end of s3, and just plain dumb after that.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-11-2001, 07:10 PM
I'll be Chrissy Snow from s. 3-5.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-11-2001, 07:18 PM
Hi Cousin Chrissy! Want to see some of the marks that I left on your roommate Jack this morning? One of the leg, one on the head, and one on the....

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Andrew Carden

Joyce DeWitt
05-11-2001, 11:52 PM
EWW! Thats gross!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

Sean Snow
05-12-2001, 01:17 PM
What?! What? Someone tell me what shes talking about!

Cindy must have gotten that from Aunt Becky and her mother!!!



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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-12-2001, 01:39 PM
"What have you got against my Aunt Becky? She fed me goat legs when I stayed over at her house, and now I have to pay her back. Those were great goat legs! [I hit Jack with the cooking pan], OOPS! Sorry Jack!"

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Andrew Carden

nurseterri
05-12-2001, 09:20 PM
lol Jack is going to end up in the hospital today! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

callmetootie
05-12-2001, 09:36 PM
" Hey Cousin Chrissy, let's see who can do the "jiggle" better!"

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Andrew Carden

SitcomPrincess
05-13-2001, 12:40 AM
This is (Chrissy96) and I thought I was chrissy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Sean Snow
05-13-2001, 12:03 PM
Sitcom Princess, Your "Smart Chrissy(1-2). I'm your evil twin "Stupid" Chrissy(3-5).
YOU said you were only Smart Chrissy.'

So let's unite and defeat the EVIL Cindy, who hit me over the head with a frying pan at the middle of Season 5, Who then went and took over the position of room mate.

Jack and Janet, she was ploting to kill you at Aunt Becky's Farm. She sent Mr. Furley to get Larry's girlfriend's brother to kill Jack! And Janet, she was going to kidnapp you and take you to Guam!

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 05-13-2001).]

Sean Snow
05-13-2001, 12:07 PM
"I still want to find out what my klutzy cousin did to Jack!"


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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-13-2001, 12:14 PM
"I put him in the hospital for 3 weeks. I dropped an iron down his pants".

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-13-2001, 05:02 PM
CINDY! How could you! That's the worst thing you've ever done! First you hit me over the head during the middle of s5, then you try to kill Jack and Janet. Oh and you tried to kill Terri because she replaced you!
You're almost worse then your mother and Aunt Becky!!!!

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-13-2001, 05:05 PM
Who is playing Jack???

And wheres that Vicky!!?? I wanted Jack!!
(I'm just kidding! I'm really a boy who's acting as my favorite blond!)

Who wants to join my Anti-Cousin Cindy Group!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 05-15-2001).]

callmetootie
05-13-2001, 08:03 PM
" Don't worry, when I dropped the iron down Jack's pants, it was only at 420 degrees. Oh, and when Terri tried giving me a shot, my button popped off, and hit her in the eye. Sorry Terri, oh and I forgot...OOPS!!!"

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Andrew Carden

Pitooey
05-14-2001, 08:05 PM
Jack Tripper will be played by JennyLee until a man comes along. Jack: How did that Beatle poster move to that wall? I put it over there. (Pointing to the other wall in the room). You know girls! Theres absolutely too much fighting in this house! We have to quiet down or else Mr. Roper will come here and THROW us all out of this house!

Sean Snow
05-15-2001, 07:37 PM
"Jack wher did Cindy mark you. Oh, and Mr. Roper won't get us. I told him I would spread rumors that HE was gay if he did.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-15-2001, 07:39 PM
"I got Jack a big mark on his butt" "After that I took him to a tattoo parlor, and they tatooted "The Iron Butt" on it!"

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Andrew Carden

Pitooey
05-15-2001, 07:56 PM
Mr. Roper "GAY" NO............. What does Mrs. Roper say about that. Or does she know? OWWW! My butt still hurts from the tattoo!

callmetootie
05-15-2001, 08:07 PM
"Well Jack, I cooked you a homcooked meal tonight. It's one of my Aunt Becky's recipies, "Fried Goat, with Pig Skin". I accidently broke 40 china plates and your oven though."

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-15-2001, 08:10 PM
She doesn't know! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Why do you think he runs from Jack? So it doesn't show! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-15-2001, 08:11 PM
Since no one is Mr. or Mrs. Roper, I'll be there stand ins!

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-15-2001, 09:20 PM
"The Iron Butt? Ha,ha,ha,ha."

Chrissy takes fryingpan and hits Cindy on her head. Cindy wakes up 10 hours later in Mr. Ropers bed.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-15-2001, 09:21 PM
Since I'm Mr and Mrs. Roper And Chrissy, now the Ropers come in the picture.
Stanley wakes up the next day and finds Cindy in HIS bed. He screams and throws Cindy off the bed waking her up.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-15-2001, 09:23 PM
" I'm sorry Mr. Roper. I got drunk last night and accidently broke Janet's favorite vase, so I ended up running away to your place, and you kept saying to me strange phrases like "Not Tonightt Helen".

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Andrew Carden

Pitooey
05-16-2001, 12:59 PM
Jack coming through the door: What's going on here? Cindy! Pick yourself up from the floor before Helen Roper catches you!!!

Pitooey
05-16-2001, 01:02 PM
JennyLee is also playing the role of Lana: Oh Jackie dear.... Can I touch your new tattoo? Can we jump on Mr. Ropers bed? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Pitooey
05-16-2001, 01:03 PM
Jack - Get away from me Lana! Mr. Furley - Where are you?

callmetootie
05-16-2001, 01:22 PM
" Guys, I have some very weird news. I'am pregnant. I accidently punched out the doctor, and hit him with my show, but he told me so. I will be giving birth to quatriplits."

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-17-2001, 05:25 PM
Mr. Roper-"Cindy, how could you!"
Mrs. Roper-"I'm so happy for you!"
Chrissy- "If it's a boy call him Doc. If its a girl call her Doctrina.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-17-2001, 07:31 PM
" I think I'll name her Blizzard".

Then Jack says: "You're naming your child Blizzard Snow?"

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-18-2001, 05:57 PM
Chrissy- "Yeah Jack, that was our grandmother's name"

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

callmetootie
05-18-2001, 06:03 PM
" Hey guys. I've taken up wrestling lessons! My coach says I can knock out anyone!"

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Andrew Carden

Pitooey
05-18-2001, 06:46 PM
Jack: Goody for you... Clap Clap - Now where are the girls?

Sean Snow
05-18-2001, 06:50 PM
Roper: Chrissy is right here. Teri disappeared, and so has Janet. And theres Cindy.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Pitooey
05-19-2001, 10:50 AM
Jack: Well I made this wonderful dinner for us. It's called coosh coosh ala tripper. Cindy Did you bring the wine?

callmetootie
05-19-2001, 04:23 PM
" Yep, I gots The Wine!" [Then I trip over the couch and the wine lands on Jack]

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-19-2001, 05:55 PM
Chrissy: Jack, the wine is all over your pants! Let me clean it off!

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Pitooey
05-19-2001, 07:23 PM
Jack: Chrissy "Don't touch me"! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif You ruined my beige slacks....... Now I can't go on a date with Sophia (His date for tonight). Call Mrs. Roper and ask her to help me clean up my slacks!

Sean Snow
05-20-2001, 09:40 AM
Mrs. Roper: I'm here Jack. Give me the pants! Drop em! (Mrs. Roper's Terri Impression)

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Pitooey
05-20-2001, 01:52 PM
Jack: Thanks Mrs. Roper (Jack takes off his pants and he criss crosses his arms where his undies are so the girls don't see anything, his undies are the beige jogging shorts - LOL) Please help me! Just go to the bathroom and clean that wine off my pants Sophia will be here any minute.... (Then the doorbell rings)

suzannesomers
05-20-2001, 02:49 PM
can I please be Chrissy I changed my mind I don't want to be Terri...I want to be chrissy any version of chrissy left? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Sean Snow
05-20-2001, 05:15 PM
You can be Smart Chrissy (S1 though most of season three) since Sitcom Princess has abandoned her post! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
Just to remind everyone, i'm Sort of Dumb Chrissy (Late S3 to S5), Mr. Roper, and Mrs. Roper.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Sean Snow
05-20-2001, 05:20 PM
Mrs. Roper goes into the kitchen. Jack answers the door.

Sophia: ( Looking at where Jack's pants would be) Jack, I don't want to rush into anything!

Jack: Oh Sophia...
He is cut short when Mrs. Roper enters the room.
Mrs. Roper: Here Jack, you can have your pants!
A digusted look goes on Sophia's face.

Sophia: Jack, she old enough to be your mother.
Sophia slams the door in his face.
Chrissy: Oh, Jack! (Giggles) Your showing everyone your undies!
She bursts out laughing.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

suzannesomers
05-20-2001, 07:06 PM
smart chrissy: laughs too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Sean Snow
05-21-2001, 06:35 PM
"Hi twin. Have you seen Cindy? I'm gonna get her for what she did to Jack!"

Dumb Chrissy

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

suzannesomers
05-22-2001, 06:53 PM
Smart Chrissy: I have an idea...maybe me and you could both get back at Cindy for what she did to jack we have to think of a plan though--haven't got any ideas of what we could do to Cindy yet..have u?? well I think Cindy should be getting back here in an hour!

callmetootie
05-22-2001, 07:55 PM
I heard you through the drain pipe! Me and Larry were getting it on! Yep, I sure did fix his TV set!

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow
05-23-2001, 06:24 PM
Chrissy: Wispers to Smart Chrissy: When she goes into the apartment, we'll hit her over the head with Janet's hardcover edition of War and Peace. When shes ou we'll tangle her into the ironing board and force her to read War and Peace!! Ha ha ha!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

suzannesomers
05-24-2001, 12:22 PM
smart chrissy whispers to chrissy: yeah that's a great idea lets do it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ros583
05-25-2001, 12:24 PM
I'm Janet.

Janet: What are you guys doing with my book? I was saving that for when I got married. Jack already broke my favorite vase, you're not going to tear up my book now.

Sean Snow
05-25-2001, 05:01 PM
This is confusing let's give the two Chrissys different names! Can I please have Chrissy? It's not that I'm mad or anything (After all, I told you you could use it) but it turned out to be more confusing then I thought it would. Or we coulkd just keep it as is.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Bluestone
05-25-2001, 05:27 PM
What's going ON here?
I have NO idea what you guys are talking about!!

Sean Snow
05-27-2001, 11:04 AM
Chrissy: Janet, please can I use that book! Oh please! You can watch the original 8 hour showing (in Russian) at the Arts Center!

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.

Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.

Janet: She posioned people.

Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.
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The You Can Do It Cheer

Chrissy: You Can Do It,
You Can Do It.
You Can, You Can
You Can Do It,
You Can Do It,
You Can, You Can.
Hick-a-chick-a boom,
Hick-a-chick-a ba,
We want a touch down,
ra, ra, ra
Osti Wee-wee,
Osti Wa,
I don't know the rest,
so ha, ha , ha!

Jack: Chrissy, Chrissy
Chew, chew
ra, ra, ra

Above are both from the Three's Company Episode
"Janet's Promotion"

suzannesomers
05-28-2001, 03:55 PM
I dont' know I just really think chrissy is the best I don't like terri anymore, or I don't want to be anyone else chrissy is the best to me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Sean Snow
05-28-2001, 05:09 PM
No, I was just suggesting something better. We can bothe be Chrissy but lets add a number or something like:

Smart Chrissy- Chrissy 1-3
Dumb Chrissy- Chrissy 3-5

Sorry if I confused ya! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

suzannesomers
05-29-2001, 06:11 PM
ok that's a good idea I'm Chrissy 1-3! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif and your Chrissy 3-5! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Joyce DeWitt
05-29-2001, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by ros583:
I'm Janet.

Janet: What are you guys doing with my book? I was saving that for when I got married. Jack already broke my favorite vase, you're not going to tear up my book now.

Ummm, HELLOOOOOO!!! I'm Janet!!!


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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

suzannesomers
05-30-2001, 03:02 PM
this getting very confusing, so right now we should all post who we are and NO more changing lol! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif ok I'm Chrissy 1-3 and I guess Sean Snow will be Chrissy 3-5 http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Sean Snow
05-30-2001, 04:04 PM
Sean Snow is: Chrissy Snow (3-5)

"Chrissy Twin, which is the REAL Janet. I'm so confused. They both have copies of War and Peace. And we need that book to get Cindy. One Janet surley would if she could because her last name is Wood"

(Everyone looks at Chrissy 3-5, dumbfounded.)

"I guess I talk to smart for you to understand."

She then goes on a snorting spree.

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

Sean Snow
05-30-2001, 04:07 PM
Why don't you both be Janet, like us Chrissys.

1 can be:
Janet "Chrissy's Sidekick (or vise veresa)
Wood

and the other:

Janet "80's Progressive" Wood

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

ros583
05-30-2001, 11:53 PM
Ok- I'll be Janet Progressive 80's Wood.

Yes if it means that much to you you may have my copy of War and Peace. Jack promised to watch it with me tonight at the all-night showing down at the theatre.

Sean Snow
05-31-2001, 07:18 PM
Chrissy 3-5- "Oh thanks Janet! Your a life saver (but not for Cindy!)!"
"Hey! Where did Cindy go?!"

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

suzannesomers
06-03-2001, 09:08 PM
Chrissy 1-3: I don't know Cindy hasn't come home in like 3 days!

Sean Snow
06-04-2001, 09:40 AM
I think we should call the police it's been 72 hours!

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

suzannesomers
06-04-2001, 08:04 PM
Chrissy 1-3: I think your right she might have been kidnappd!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Sean Snow
06-05-2001, 10:52 AM
Chrissy 3-5: Okay, I'll call.

She runs and picks up phone and dials-199-991
And a voice comes up:

Officer: Hello, Santa Monica Police Department.

Hello, this is Chrissy Snow. My cousin Cindy was kidnapped.

How long has she been gone?

72 hours.

He then asks her for a description, and she give it to her. He then starts handing out poasters.

And everyone in Santa Monica starts looking for Cindy. But to no avail.

Can you pl

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

suzannesomers
06-05-2001, 12:00 PM
Chrissy 1-3: Chrissy 3-5 they still haven't found Cindy....I think soemthing awfull happened to her! the police department contacted me yesterday when you were out shopping and told me Cindy still hasn't been found!!!!!!!

Sean Snow
06-05-2001, 04:46 PM
Chrissy 3-5: Hey Chrissy 1-3, Everyones gone. Where's Jack, Janet, Cindy?

THe Ropers come up.

Mr. Roper: What's all the noise up here?

The Chrissys break down. THey sob, and sob.

Mrs. Roper goes up to Chrissy 3-5.

Mrs. R: What's wrong?

C3-5: <sob> Cindy <sob> Jack <sob> Janet <sob> are <sob> missing!<sob> She then breaks down.

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

Sean Snow
06-05-2001, 06:19 PM
We've found Cindy! She's trapped in episode #100 "The Case of the Missing Blonde". She's visiting her father!

Oh, and I found out where Terri went. She was killed by Cindy's button in another post. The funeral is going to be held tomorrow.

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and wht she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very goo at it.

suzannesomers
06-07-2001, 04:32 PM
Chrissy 1-3: I wonder where Jack went????? is he dead too, just like Terri? everyones dying!

Sean Snow
06-07-2001, 05:07 PM
Chrissy 3-5: No Jack isn't dead. He's visiting Linda.
Remember the funeral yesterday? It was so sad!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Post 400!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and what she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very good at it.

Visit my website, The Reagle Beagle, at:

http://hometown.aol.com/seantcfan/myhomepage/tv.html

suzannesomers
06-07-2001, 05:12 PM
oh yeah it's so sad!!!! I think we do have too many dying people!

Jack's Beatle Poster
06-08-2001, 12:01 AM
Okay...no offence guys...but you 2 are not keeping the Chrissys in character at all. Especialy Chrissy 3-5. Chrissy 1-3 is supposed to make stupid little coments now and then but also say normal things and have a cute additude. Chrissy 3-5 is supposed to be extreamly childish and snort and blurt out annoying little comments and stupid phrases.
Again, no offence, just trying to keep it like the real Three's Company.
Keep up the good work people

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When you gotta gun
in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker

STANLEY: The car was overheated,
Helen!
HELEN: So was I!!

MARGE: Kids can be so
cruel!
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
LISA: Oww!!

HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
have fun!

KIMBERLY: Willis, you gotta
do something about that
bathroom.
WILLIS: Like what?
KIMBERLY: Like not leaving
the seat up.
WILLIS: That's Arnold.
ARNOLD: No way, I stand
on the seat!

Sean Snow
06-08-2001, 11:41 AM
"Ahh the poster talking!! Ah!"
" It' so nice to meet you Mr. McCartney!"
(Snort, snort)

"Anyway, funerals always make me cry. It always feels like someones missing. I knew Terri should have changed her name Zalden!"
(Snort, Snort)

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and what she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very good at it.

Visit my website, The Reagle Beagle, at:

http://hometown.aol.com/seantcfan/myhomepage/tv.html

Sean Snow
06-08-2001, 11:46 AM
And it's hard saying stupid little comments when there are only two people. If you look back I was a lot funnier when there were other people. The only ones left are:

Mr. Roper (Sean Snow)
Mrs. Roper (Sean Snow)
Chrissy 1-3 (suzannesomers)
Chrissy 3-5 (Sean Snow)
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Downstairs

The Ropers are in bed.

Mr. Roper: Helen, I can't sleep! All that caffeine.

Mrs. Roper: I know a way to make ya fall asleep...

Mr. Roper: Not tonight Helen!

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and what she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very good at it.

Visit my website, The Reagle Beagle, at:

http://hometown.aol.com/seantcfan/myhomepage/tv.html

suzannesomers
06-08-2001, 09:25 PM
I know Sean Snow!!! we need the rest of the people! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Sean Snow
06-09-2001, 01:31 PM
"Chrissy 1-3, look what I got! It's a giraffee, and his name is Sean! He cost only $250!!!"

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Jack: I'm surprised at you. Where would all the great women of history be if they thought like that!? Look at Joan of Ark and what she accomplished. And, and Florence Nightengale and Madam Curry.
Chrissy: And Lucretia Borzok.
Janet: She posioned people.
Chrissy: Yeah, but she was very good at it.

Visit my website, The Reagle Beagle, at:

http://hometown.aol.com/seantcfan/myhomepage/tv.html

suzannesomers
06-10-2001, 05:54 PM
cool!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Sean Snow
06-12-2001, 02:57 PM
And I bought one for you too! Here!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Sean Snow
07-08-2001, 12:30 PM
Chrissy 3-5: Don't you want the giraffe?