View Full Version : The Kramdens & Nortons returning home from Florida:


Frank Gannucci
12-28-2008, 07:09 PM
(To get you up to speed, in my previous Honeymooners scenerios, the Kramdens and Nortons were in Miami Beach. They are returning home for the New Year.)

Ralph: "It's nice to be home isn't it everyone?"

Alice: "Home sweet home."

Ed: "I just hope that Santa didn't forget that me and Trixie weren't home. I would hate for him to waste his time."

Ralph: "Don't worry about that Ed."

Ed: "I am just like a kid around the holidays."

Ralph: "Aren't you like that 24/7?"

Trixie: "I am going to miss all the sun and fun."

Ralph: "One of these days, Trixie I think you will move down there and star in a TV show with Jackie Gleason."

(Audience cheers.)

Alice: "Well, time to unpack."

Ralph: "I just home that that the Gotham Bus Company isn't to upset that I took a vacation through this busy time of year. I told them I made the plans long before all the bus drivers left."

Ed: "Why did they leave?"

Ralph: "It was on account of a certain bus driver doing something."

Ed: "Who was that?"

Ralph: "Never mind."

Alice: "For New Year's, next year, we should all go down to Miami Beach."

(Nothing like Miami Beach during the holidays.)

(They all sing a song about Miami Beach during the holidays.)

(Jackie Gleason walks out on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How about I introduce the cast? Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers as Jean walks out on stage and kisses Jack.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers as Aud walks out on stage and kisses Jack.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art walks on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Folks, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)