My name is Alt, and I miss this terribly.

My name is Alt, and I miss this terribly.
Welcome back, my friend.

EFD, MY MAN.... WE NEEDS TO GO OUT AND DO IT TO IT, BRAH.

Gettin em hoes~!

EFD, MY MAN.... WE NEEDS TO GO OUT AND DO IT TO IT, BRAH.

Gettin em hoes~!
We're all gettin' hoes tonight!

HO HO HO, Christmas Spirit, tbf

HO HO HO, Christmas Spirit, tbf
SO being too cheap to have picture avatars:(.

Well, it's kind of a lackluster board

Just sayin'

Well, it's kind of a lackluster board

Just sayin'

Save_us A-ROB

LOL A-Rob is my ****

I want some tacos.

ooooooooooooh thats what you were doin

Ringo: wut

ooooooooooooh thats what you were doin

Ringo: wut
Rap Video Hoes!

lol at you changing your post, and then saying it again anyway. Go eat a banana

lol at you changing your post, and then saying it again anyway. Go eat a banana
:talk:

What the **** is that?

What the **** is that?
LOL

Yeah Yeah, laugh it up, hamburgler.

Yeah Yeah, laugh it up, hamburgler.
That makes me want a hamburger today:mad:.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!
LOL

I had a dream I could buy my to Heaven... when I awoke... I spent that on a necklace

I had a dream I could buy my to Heaven... when I awoke... I spent that on a necklace
You and her ~forever~.

Here's a story from the other day. I was in my Basic Electricity class, as my trade school... and here's what happened.

My teacher is going over these complex, parallel, and series circuits (I KNOW, ITS ALL GREEK TO ME TOO!!!) And anyway... I'm having a hard time, so I'm asking like 10,000 questions. And this is getting him frustrated. So he eventually snaps at me, and with a real flustered attitude, he says 'THEY'RE PARALLEL!' To which I responded...

"YOU'RE Parallel."

Here's a story from the other day. I was in my Basic Electricity class, as my trade school... and here's what happened.

My teacher is going over these complex, parallel, and series circuits (I KNOW, ITS ALL GREEK TO ME TOO!!!) And anyway... I'm having a hard time, so I'm asking like 10,000 questions. And this is getting him frustrated. So he eventually snaps at me, and with a real flustered attitude, he says 'THEY'RE PARALLEL!' To which I responded...

"YOU'RE Parallel."
LOL Oh man

I've gotten into such a bad habbit of doing that kind of snappy comeback, that it's starting to show up at inappropriate times. I'm not overly sure it's a good move.

I've gotten into such a bad habbit of doing that kind of snappy comeback, that it's starting to show up at inappropriate times. I'm not overly sure it's a good move.
Did the girlies lol at least?

LOL there's not a single girl at that school, man.

LOL there's not a single girl at that school, man.
LOL

Sounds like torture.

Not really. I'm a one woman man, and I can't be reachin into the cookie jar anyway... yamin?

Not really. I'm a one woman man, and I can't be reachin into the cookie jar anyway... yamin?
I get you, Elliot.

Twilight

Twilight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpdaga8cCxU

LOL I thought it was gonna be the Twlight Zone for some reason

LOL I thought it was gonna be the Twlight Zone for some reason
LOL

So Colonel Dorigo, How is the sun treating you? Is nice?

So Colonel Dorigo, How is the sun treating you? Is nice?
Clouds:(.

Captain America: DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!

Captain America: DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!
LOL

Gonna get some sleep now.Bye!

Well if that's the way it's gonna be... then that's the way it's gonna be. Good day, sir.

EFD: But---

Me: I SAID GOOD DAY!!!

How's the weather, MAN?

The weather outside is frightful

http://www.teacher-stamps.co.uk/media/inca_8115aa_sad_face.gif

The weather outside is frightful

http://www.teacher-stamps.co.uk/media/inca_8115aa_sad_face.gif
LOL

Was sunny out, but was FREEZING and my hands got so cold and fast.I felt sick.

It's so cold, my balls have shriveled into oblivion. And the wind is howling outside my window right now. I'm scared.

It's so cold, my balls have shriveled into oblivion. And the wind is howling outside my window right now. I'm scared.
Think of it as Maria howlin' for you.

Is this one of your clones, EFD?

Is this one of your clones, EFD?
LOL

He wishes he could be my clone.

oh man, I wish. I would do things to that woman that are probably illegal in 12 countries.

oh man, I wish. I would do things to that woman that are probably illegal in 12 countries.
LOL

You're my clone, bitch

You're my clone, bitch
NOPE!

Yah... girl up there needs to shut up, or I'm gonna punch her in the ovaries. Pretty sure I taught you everything you know, homeslice.

Yah... girl up there needs to shut up, or I'm gonna punch her in the ovaries. Pretty sure I taught you everything you know, homeslice.
I taught you how to work.

I taught you everything you know, but only HALF of what I know. Now sit back and enjoy the lesson. It's bout to get ugly

*Boxes with ******** Tina Fey girl*

I taught you everything you know, but only HALF of what I know. Now sit back and enjoy the lesson. It's bout to get ugly

*Boxes with ******** Tina Fey girl*
What gives you the right to be the village ass****?

Back off me, bro, you don't know what I'm capable of with this keyboard.

Back off me, bro, you don't know what I'm capable of with this keyboard.
What are you gonna do?Send an e-mail to the owner of this site?YOU'RE the one who's gonna be on thin ice soon acting the way you are.

Dude, just chill out and stop taking stuff so seriously... before I FIND YOUR ADDRESS AND CURB STOMP YOU.

Dude, just chill out and stop taking stuff so seriously... before I FIND YOUR ADDRESS AND CURB STOMP YOU.
What are you gonna do?Pay all that gas money, drive to New Jersey, and hopefully find me before you fall asleep from exhaustion?

Wow. This thread is so full of fail it's not even funny.

Wow. This thread is so full of fail it's not even funny.
Yeah, and look at who started it.

I'm pretty sure this was your idea, boner

I'm pretty sure this was your idea, boner
At least I can get one, BITCH.

At least I've used mine, VIRGO

At least I've used mine, VIRGO
Using your putty to stick up your a$$ doesn't count.

Shut the ^%%& UP

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of dogs barking

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of dogs barking
That's no way to talk about your MOM.

Hey... my mom's a pretty nice guy.

Hey... my mom's a pretty nice guy.
LOL

COOL JERK

I think it's time we take a look back on this thread, and discuss some of the gems we discovered.

*Only quotes my own material*

http://www.almightyzeus.com/hotbabes/lonnieadams/pictures/001.jpg

http://www.almightyzeus.com/hotbabes/lonnieadams/pictures/004.jpg

http://www.almightyzeus.com/hotbabes/lonnieadams/pictures/002.jpg

i dont see nuthin

http://actors.videosz.com/2525-big.jpg

http://www.lonnie-adams-nude.com/mac_model_photos/lonnie_adams/lonnie-adams.jpg

no pr0n for me

She's ok, not much to say about her without really knowing who she is LOL

no pr0n for me

She's ok, not much to say about her without really knowing who she is LOL
LOL

We should just turn this into a Joseph Revilla quote thread

We should just turn this into a Joseph Revilla quote thread
LOL

Ok.

Joseph says:
Is I.M.O. an actual phrase of yours?

*enters coke codes*

*enters coke codes*
LOL

I need to start doing that again.

648 points atm

648 points atm
What PRODUCTS have you gotten?

nuthin... savin up for something big. Like an X-Box or some ****

nuthin... savin up for something big. Like an X-Box or some ****
or an HDTV?

aint needin no TV, for real.

aint needin no TV, for real.
Ho-kay!

They should make it so you can win a date with Maria

They should make it so you can win a date with Maria
LOL Buying Maria's sevices with Coke points.

What are you tryin to say, cue ball?

What are you tryin to say, cue ball?
LOL Oh man

I said that out loud in a Vince Mcmahon voice

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Clark Melvin Dorigo

Merry Christmas, Clark Melvin Dorigo
LOL

So what are you gettin under the tree?

So what are you gettin under the tree?
Hopefully Lady GaGa.

Lady GaGa!Lady GaGa!

Gettin some head, Get-Gettin some heead

Let's play a game. Called 'Would You Hit That?' where we name chicks, and then the other one replies, saying 'Yes or No.' I'll start...

Tina Fey

Yes

Michelle McCool

Yes.

Michelle Branch

Nah

Kelis

Nah.

Anna Kournikova

Yes.

Barbara Eden

Depends on the era.

Mary Tyler Moore

Nah

Lucille Ball

No.

Liv Tyler

This thread is over.

Please follow @fiercelytimid on twitter. They are awesome friendly people and need some followers. Please help........

Please follow @fiercelytimid on twitter. They are awesome friendly people and need some followers. Please help........
this thread is really just about people talking to themselves through alternate fake screen names

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.