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JT
07-04-2001, 03:39 PM
"The Janet Show"
#002:Rock Bottom
Year:1986
Cast:
Joyce DeWitt:Janet Wood
Jo Ann Worley:Janice English
Christina Ricci:Gidget English
Linda Lavin:Stephanie Jones
Fannie Flagg:Darlene Andrews
and Gary Burghoff:Johnny Louis
Scene:Rock Bottom Host Auditions
Stephanie:OK can we please have the next lady.
Janet:Um..I'm the lady,Ms.Jones.I gotta say that I watch all your shows!I love Veal of Fortune and Leopardy!.
Stephanie:Thanks kid!You know a lotta stars hate it when a fan complements them?
Janet:I know.
Stephanie:Well I'm not like that.I love to hear what fans hink of me.
Janet:If I got this job I'd feel the same way too!
Stephanie:OK there are the cue cards and after you hear Johnny say and here's your host...
Janet:Janet Wood.
Stephanie:Janet Wood you start talking but try to wait after the music,capiche?
Janet:Capiche!
Stephanie:Go break a leg!
Scene:Rock Bottom Set
Johnny:Now from Los Angelos,California it's Rock Bottom,and here to start the rock fight Ms.Janet Wood!(music plays the tune is a more purky version of "Rock The Boat".)
Janet:Hello,and Welcome to Rock Bottom!I'm your host Janet!We would like to thank Johnny Louis for announcing for us this evening!But then again it's his job!(laughtrack plays)
Janet:OK let's meet our contestants,Larry Dudioly! and Brigitt LeFaraneaux!
Scene:Later On in the Game:
Janet:OK Brigitt you've made it to the Rocky Road Rot,I mean Rocky Mocky Round,I mean Rocky,I mean R-O-C-K-Y R-O-A-D R-O-U-N-D (sighs).Whew.But that's another game show!
Janet:The Rocky Road Round is where you have to pick one out of three questions one being the rocky question.If you get the rocky question the game is OVER!OK pick the panel you think doesn't have the Rocky Road sign under it.
Brigitt:I pick de first un.
Janet:Oh I thought you were French!
Brigitt:Oh golly gee!(Snort Snort)
Janet:I didn't know they Snows in France.
Stephanie:CUT!What was that?
Janet:Sorry.
Stephanie:It's OK.But Let's try it again.
Brigitt:Oh Golly Gee!
Janet:Ok Let's see if it's the Rocky Road Question.(picks off the panel)Oh!(losing horns sound).
Too Bad!Well this is Janet Wood saying think hard about your next financial move because it could put you no where you might hit rock bottom!
Scene:The Trailor:
Janice:Hey sis the phone is for you!
Janet:Oh Ok(screen splits to show Stephanie)
Oh hi Stephanie how'd I do today?
Stephanie:I think I can say that it was stupid dumb bad really stinky!But your audition was great and you got the job!
Janet:Oh Thank you so much!
Stephanie:We will start taping next Thursday.And by 1 month you should have a new mansion!
Janet:Oh Thank you I got the Job!
Gidget(just walking in):What's going on the trailor is rocking!
Janice:Janet got the job!She's a game show hostess!
Gidget:Oh that's great!so when do I get I mean we get a new mansion?Next month!
Gidget:Oh that's unbeleivable!
The End.
On the next "The Janet Show":
Rock Bottom almost goes of the air because of the "Price is Right" buzzsaw.


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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

FOLrocks1
07-04-2001, 04:09 PM
I really like this episode! It is fun!

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Sean Snow
07-04-2001, 08:50 PM
I really mied...I really siked....I R-E-A-L-L-Y L-I-K-E-D T-H-I-S story! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif