Thursday, November 20 2008, 03:34 GMT

By Michael Thornton

A man is facing a domestic battery charge for attacking his girlfriend with a sandwich.

The couple were travelling on Interstate 95 in the US on Friday when the man became angry and hit the woman in the face and arm with the snack.

He then pulled off the car's rear-view mirror and shattered the windshield with it.

The 19-year-old was released on $7,500 bail (£5,000).

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a136125/man-hits-girlfriend-with-sandwich.html

What a *********:mad:

I would nevery do that to my girlfriend

This is already covered in the Subway Italian Sandwich thread

i'm not trivializing the other things described in the incident, but since when does hitting someone with a sandwich qualify as domestic battery?

He should be sentenced to a lifetime of vegetarianism!

This is already covered in the Subway Italian Sandwich thread

There's nothing wrong with a separate thread and I thought about starting one myself but it fit perfectly into my previous one so I just included it there.

No comment!

i'm not trivializing the other things described in the incident, but since when does hitting someone with a sandwich qualify as domestic battery?

Well, if they made the sandwich at home...

;)

Well, if they made the sandwich at home...

;)
:rofl:

I hope it wasn't on a calabrese bun - that could really do some damage!! ;)

ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...

Well, if they made the sandwich at home...

;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm not trivializing the other things described in the incident, but since when does hitting someone with a sandwich qualify as domestic battery?

I know, I was going to say the same thing. Hitting somebody with a sandwich? People are getting ridiculous now. I feel bad for the woman, and I'm sorry it happened to her, but my god.

:rolleyes:

I hope it wasn't on a calabrese bun - that could really do some damage!! ;)
:rofl:

:lol: Good Grief!!

I hope it wasn't on a calabrese bun - that could really do some damage!! ;)

Ha..I was thinking if this were a Jimmy John's sub, the guy could probably get charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Yet another man who loves throwing five dollar footlongs at people........;) ;) :lol:

Joe Friday: Good morning Ma'am, We'd like to ask you a few questions.

Woman: Ok.

Joe Friday: Lettuce begin, You claim you were hit in the face with your boyfriend's sandwich, Is that correct?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Is that what caused the black eye?

Woman : Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Why?

Woman: He got mad because the bread was rye.

Joe Friday: Let me make sure I have the facts straight, You were hit in the eye because the bread was rye?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Then what, Ma'am?

Woman: I started to cry.

Joe Friday: Because of the rye?

Woman: No.

Joe Friday: What caused you to cry, Ma'am?

Woman: Onions, They got in my eye.

Joe Friday: Did you seek medical attention, Ma'am?

Woman: Yes Sir.

Joe Friday: Where at Ma'am?

Woman: Mayo Clinic.

Joe Friday: Who paid for the sandwiches, Ma'am?

Woman: I did, He had no dough.

Joe Friday: So you're the bread-winner around here?

Woman: Yes Sir, I bring home the bacon.

Joe Friday: What does your boyfriend do, Ma'am?

Woman: He loafs around all day.

Joe Friday: Where's your boyfriend now, Ma'am?

Woman: Why? Is he in trouble?

Joe Friday: A real pickle, Ma'am.

Woman: He ran out the back when he saw your car.

Joe Friday: Wish you had told us sooner, Ma'am.

Woman: Are you mad at me?

Joe Friday: No Ma'am, We have no beef with you.

Woman: Ok.

Joe Friday: It's your boyfriend we're after ma'am, We'll ketchup with him sooner or later.

Bill Gannon: Sounds like a violent man, Will he resist arrest?

Woman: No Sir, He'll give himself up.

Bill Gannon: Just as I thought, A coward when confronted. These types usually are.

Woman: Yes Sir, A real chicken.

Woman: Anymore questions?

Joe Friday: No Ma'am, That'll be all and thank you.

Woman: You're welcome.

Joe Friday: Goodbye Ma'am.

Woman: Sgt Friday?

Joe Friday: Yes Ma'am?

Woman: I hope you catch him.

Joe Friday: Relish the thought, Ma'am.

Woman: How do you plan to do it?

Joe Friday: Steak out, Ma'am.


Bill Gannon: Hey Joe, It's almost lunch time. Want to go to Quiznos?

Joe Friday: There's a Subway down the street.

Bill Gannon: Let's roll.

I cant follow THAT @_@ ^^^

I cant follow THAT @_@ ^^^

Why not?

never follow an act like that ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: especially at Zoneboy's post! :lol:

Seriously though, I hope this guy is sentenced to some anger management classes or something before he hits someone with something more dangerous than a sandwich.

A moldy chunk of cheese, for example ;)

I'd smack him back with an 18 oz steak!

:lol: :lol: :lol: especially at Zoneboy's post! :lol:

Seriously though, I hope this guy is sentenced to some anger management classes or something before he hits someone with something more dangerous than a sandwich.

A moldy chunk of cheese, for example ;)
This sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Was this guy's name George Costanza or Newman? :eek: :lol:

I'd smack him back with an 18 oz steak!



FOOD FIGHT!!!