the other thread was at 1000 and the other other one was supposed to be a one night thing so here

HELL YEAH

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I KNOW YOU LIKE MY CURVES - Mariah Carey on her curves

HELL YEAH

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/1213591.gif
no

what i'm talkin' about's our future love!

no
:rolleyes: omg u r jus jellus!!!1

the jobroho's, from what i've seen, have been blessed with nice asses

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LOL

you make me wanna take you out and let it rain

g-5, g-5

this song is still epic

MANNN I PUT MAH MONEY WHERE MAH MOUTH IS

im leaaavin never to come back againnnn

joe is a whoreish post whore who whores around message boards posting whoreish things

just kidding :( ~no hate~

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/censored.gif

THIS BELONGS AT IDF.

joe is a whoreish post whore who whores around message boards posting whoreish things
you're just jealous-oh

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THIS BELONGS AT IDF.
:rotflmao:

we find the reasons why one step at a time :mrtarver:

you're just jealous-oh
:( okay, you're right. :o

we find the reasons why one step at a time :mrtarver:
:biglove:

:( okay, you're right. :o
ONE STEP AT A TIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII---YYYYYYYME!!!!

:biglove:
Jordin <333333333333333

speaking of archuboo.. i'm so sick of the ****ing filthy disgusting whorebags who perv on him. especially the ones who aren't like 15 and seem like pedos. and i'm in general tired of his annoying ass fans.

YEAH I SAID IT. ticked:
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cause i'd be banned posting it at idf, there's my response ^^^

ONE STEP AT A TIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII---YYYYYYYME!!!!
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:grr:

:grr:
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Jordin <333333333333333
I agree.

ya know suga neva eva was so sweet!

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LOL AWWWW

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LOL

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.
LOL

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/negro-frowns.jpg

OH OKAY ^

hey guys here's a pic i took of my husband while we were on vacation i hope you like it i added some effects!! :) :D :wave:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/babybblingee.gif

joe is a whoreish post whore who whores around message boards posting whoreish things
that

12.03. - archuleta @ the jingle ball

I WANNA GO TO THE Z100 JINGLE BALL SO BAD

You should gooooo. Take advantage of the cool lineup than the one WE got. ticked:

speaking of archuboo.. i'm so sick of the ****ing filthy disgusting whorebags who perv on him. especially the ones who aren't like 15 and seem like pedos. and i'm in general tired of his annoying ass fans.

YEAH I SAID IT. ticked:

OH ****.

















































guilty.

HELL YEAH

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OMG IT'S NICK JONE-AZZ. :eek:

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That's too freaking adorable. <333333 Reminds me of my old bunnies, but they weren't ~obedient~ . :grr:

OH OKAY ^

hey guys here's a pic i took of my husband while we were on vacation i hope you like it i added some effects!! :) :D :wave:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/babybblingee.gif

LOL

OMG IT'S NICK JONE-AZZ. :eek:

I don't like him, BTW. :lol:

OH OKAY ^

hey guys here's a pic i took of my husband while we were on vacation i hope you like it i added some effects!! :) :D :wave:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/babybblingee.gif
its kinda hard to tell in that pic - is that really our little joe?

its kinda hard to tell in that pic - is that really our little joe?
:rotflmao:

OH ****.

















































guilty.
:eek: Davey would be ashamed. :( And horrified. :)

That's too freaking adorable. <333333 Reminds me of my old bunnies, but they weren't ~obedient~ . :grr:
Aww. I STILL WANT A BUNNY. :( I had one when I was really little but I barely remember anything except that it ate blankets.

its kinda hard to tell in that pic - is that really our little joe?
Yeah he got a tan. :)

:eek: Davey would be ashamed. :( And horrified. :)
LOL probably, luckily, we're the most sane fans of him :lol:

Yeah he got a tan. :)
And made himself look like Obama :lol:

LOL probably, luckily, we're the most sane fans of him :lol:
Yeah, I can't bring myself to say stuff like that about him because I know he wouldn't like it at all. :o He's all about being a good boiii and I respect that about him.

And looks shockingly like Obama :lol:
No, I'm pretty sure you can tell it's Joe by the bottle of booze in his hand. :)

Yeah, I can't bring myself to say stuff like that about him because I know he wouldn't like it at all. :o He's all about being a good boiii and I respect that about him.
I know thats awesome :D

No, I'm pretty sure you can tell it's Joe by the bottle of booze in his hand. :)
LOL true

I know thats awesome :D
<333

LOL true
TEEN DRINKING IS VERY BAD!!!!!11

YO I GOT A FAKE ID THO!

LOL true
TEEN DRINKING IS VERY BAD!!!!!11

YO I GOT A FAKE ID THO!

I SEE YOU, DOUBLE POST.

TEEN DRINKING IS VERY BAD!!!!!11

YO I GOT A FAKE ID THO!
LOL really? Is it McLovin?:lol:

LOL really? Is it McLovin?:lol:
LOL no, not really. That's from that TIPSY song. :grady: I'm a goodie goodie like Davey. :D

LOL no, not really. That's from that TIPSY song. :grady: I'm a goodie goodie like Davey. :D
LOL ah cool. Oh the one from like 2004 LOL

Why is that Maroon 5 album number 2 on iTunes? It's 4 years old.

Its Official:

i is boreded.

:eek: Davey would be ashamed. :( And horrified. :)

It's not like I'd do anything to the guy if given the chance. :lol: Oh well, at least he's legal in over a month.

Aww. I STILL WANT A BUNNY. :( I had one when I was really little but I barely remember anything except that it ate blankets.

:lol: AWWWWWWW. <33333333

Yeah, my bunnies used to chew on pillows, I think. :o Miss them. :mrtarver:

LOL really? Is it McLovin?:lol:

Joe played McLovin in Superbad, did you know that?

2. Who is most surprised that you are a comic?
Strangers on airplanes. I no longer tell people I'm a comic. I tell them I'm a chemist, in town to accept the Van Duessen Award for adding a new element to the Periodic Table. The name of the element is Garanium. I tell them it will not be put on the table until it has proven to be stable for 80 years. It will be my legacy. I highly recommend making up professions for strangers. It's exhilarating.

Oh lawd. Gary, you just got cooler.

No, I'm pretty sure you can tell it's Joe by the bottle of booze in his hand. :)
LOL

:lol: AWWWWWWW. <33333333

Yeah, my bunnies used to chew on pillows, I think. :o Miss them. :mrtarver:
:rofl: Aww. I'd let them eat my blankets. :( That's how presh they are.

Joe played McLovin in Superbad, did you know that?
HAHAHAHA

BITCH AIN'T **** BUT A HO AND A TRICK.

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Joe played McLovin in Superbad, did you know that?
LOL no he didnt


Didnt someone say he looked like him? LOL

LOL no he didnt


Didnt someone say he looked like him? LOL
So a guy with a wooden eye is very nervous about going to his school dance. All year he's been made fun of for his eye and he knows if he goes stag that he'll likely never find a partner to dance with. Regardless, he sucks it up and goes. He sees a beautiful girl sitting at a table across the dance floor. Dejectedly, he looks down, feeling like the conquest would be hopeless. His sinking eyes, however, fall upon her peg leg. Yippee! He tenses with joy. She could never turn him down, she's worse off than he is! Still, he shyly approaches her. "Would you like to dance with me when the next song starts?"
"WOULD I?!" she cries.
"PEG LEG!" he says angrily and splashes her with his drink.

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/TomBradyMakesMenGay

So a guy with a wooden eye is very nervous about going to his school dance. All year he's been made fun of for his eye and he knows if he goes stag that he'll likely never find a partner to dance with. Regardless, he sucks it up and goes. He sees a beautiful girl sitting at a table across the dance floor. Dejectedly, he looks down, feeling like the conquest would be hopeless. His sinking eyes, however, fall upon her peg leg. Yippee! He tenses with joy. She could never turn him down, she's worse off than he is! Still, he shyly approaches her. "Would you like to dance with me when the next song starts?"
"WOULD I?!" she cries.
"PEG LEG!" he says angrily and splashes her with his drink.
:rotflmao:

damn it, why do all the best dr. phil episodes have to come on on tuesday nights when i have choir?

damn it, why do all the best dr. phil episodes have to come on on tuesday nights when i have choir?
I've always wanted my family to go on that show.

I've always wanted my family to go on that show.
lulz, i always wanted to take my dad on there so dr. phil could yell at him. he'd just lie about everything and make me look bad with his teenagerish behavior though.

well now this is just ridiculous.

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You're from ONTD, aren't you? :lol:

lulz, i always wanted to take my dad on there so dr. phil could yell at him. he'd just lie about everything and make me look bad with his teenagerish behavior though.
ha yeah, I've always wanted Dr. Phil to put my dad in his place, but my dad would just blame our family's misery on everyone but himself.

This is for all those lame ****s that go "all liberals are blah blah blah" or "all conservatives are blah lah blahh"

"My rap career goes back further then your father's hair line
It's Wreckless, and I pack more nuts then Delta Airline."

Ludacris is g00d

This is for all those lame ****s that go "all liberals are blah blah blah" or "all conservatives are blah lah blahh"
:lol:

This is for all those lame ****s that go "all liberals are blah blah blah" or "all conservatives are blah lah blahh"
LOL that was great

LOL that was great
i like to say "all politicians are blah blah blah"

i like to say "all politicians are blah blah blah"
well that's okay to say because that's true :lol:

i just measured my wingspan at just slightly over 78 inches.

Gas is under $2.00, praise the lawd.

You're from ONTD, aren't you? :lol:
I don't post, but I do adore reading ONTD. <33

Hey guys just wanted to say my life is now complete. :wave: David Archuleta's album is in my posession and it's more amazing than you can comprehend. <3

Hey guys just wanted to say my life is now complete. :wave: David Archuleta's album is in my posession and it's more amazing than you can comprehend. <3
Now Ill have to get it!

Now Ill have to get it!
:woohoo: You need it because without it you're not really living. :mrtarver: :biglove:

:woohoo: You need it because without it you're not really living. :mrtarver: :biglove:
Ummm ok!

ignore this, it's for a very annoying assigment that i didn't even finish because it is so annoying and i need to transfer it to a computer with a printer that has a broken USB drive. god, how annoying. life suxxxxx

ignore this, it's for a very annoying assigment that i didn't even finish because it is so annoying and i need to transfer it to a computer with a printer that has a broken USB drive. god, how annoying. life suxxxxx
i see i made a typo in the microanalysis and some of it is covered by the stems, how annoying. oh well, i don't care. this was really annoying to do and if it doesn't print out right i'm gonna kill a bitch because there is no way in hell i am going to handwrite a ****ing musical score onto blank paper, especially when it's partly graded on neatness. ANNOYING.

i see i made a typo in the microanalysis and some of it is covered by the stems, how annoying. oh well, i don't care. this was really annoying to do and if it doesn't print out right i'm gonna kill a bitch because there is no way in hell i am going to handwrite a ****ing musical score onto blank paper, especially when it's partly graded on neatness. ANNOYING.
"The printer cannot communicate with the computer."

you've got to be ****ing kidding me. that piece of **** worked just fine up until now. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ****ING ANNOYING?

thanks a lot, ****ing all-in-one piece of ****. you know i think you only choose to work with the nonimportant stuff. first you refused to scan that newspaper from like nine years ago after i noticed that me and dale were mentioned in stuff on the same page long before we ever met and now i just spent hours on a ****ing annoying assignment and my only option for getting it turned in now is to go to school early tomorrow and print it out there and then cut it out and tape it onto the paper i needed to print it out on because i'm NOT GOING TO ****ING DRAW ALL OF THAT. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ****ING LIFE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. maybe i should drop out of my choir's production of "the messiah". there is no god.

I love ONTD. :rotflmao: Just started posting there about a week ago. Loves it. <3

what's ONTD?

well thank god that ultra pain in the ass worked out, assuming my grade didn't go down due to the pianist incorrectly playing some of the stuff i wrote. IIIIIIII DESERRRRRRRRRRVE A BREEEEEEEEAK TODAAAAAAAAAA4444444AY.

what's ONTD?
a new kind of hair gel that smells like raspberry-vodka smoothies.

the promise i made, the promise i made is starting to fade, starting to fade

For old time's sake...

Story 10: Kaetheinez i am horny can we have sex now No because Karheinw is not here omfg where is she?

BUcky mucst've ate her head off or something says Joe who suddenly has leather pants on who knows why

but where could she be? everyone looks at TF because we know TF wasnts to Bang KAetine and so he probably hid her in the closet or somethinb

ILL KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH yells kellie as her eyes grow red um no you wont ecause i have uncle roby on my side

suddenly roby comes out with karetine and her computer laptop beause he was helping her fix it

Kawerine my love! yells kellie who is in great relief

suddenly a goblin comes outy of a heater thing and claims the laptop as his own while kaerthine disagrees as theh get into heated agrument

NOoo! Too late. Dead.

mye toh hertz. :'(((((99

the promise i made, the promise i made is starting to fade, starting to fade
Luff that song

For old time's sake...

Story 10: Kaetheinez i am horny can we have sex now No because Karheinw is not here omfg where is she?

BUcky mucst've ate her head off or something says Joe who suddenly has leather pants on who knows why

but where could she be? everyone looks at TF because we know TF wasnts to Bang KAetine and so he probably hid her in the closet or somethinb

ILL KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH yells kellie as her eyes grow red um no you wont ecause i have uncle roby on my side

suddenly roby comes out with karetine and her computer laptop beause he was helping her fix it

Kawerine my love! yells kellie who is in great relief

suddenly a goblin comes outy of a heater thing and claims the laptop as his own while kaerthine disagrees as theh get into heated agrument

NOoo! Too late. Dead. :rotflmao:

For old time's sake...

Story 10: Kaetheinez i am horny can we have sex now No because Karheinw is not here omfg where is she?

BUcky mucst've ate her head off or something says Joe who suddenly has leather pants on who knows why

but where could she be? everyone looks at TF because we know TF wasnts to Bang KAetine and so he probably hid her in the closet or somethinb

ILL KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH yells kellie as her eyes grow red um no you wont ecause i have uncle roby on my side

suddenly roby comes out with karetine and her computer laptop beause he was helping her fix it

Kawerine my love! yells kellie who is in great relief

suddenly a goblin comes outy of a heater thing and claims the laptop as his own while kaerthine disagrees as theh get into heated agrument

NOoo! Too late. Dead.
who's was that??

who's was that??
it's from a short lived series I wrote called AI meets SO.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/16c5dkx.gif

it's from a short lived series I wrote called AI meets SO.
so who got the girl in the end?

what's ONTD?

Oh No They Didn't, the celeb gossip community with commentary @ Livejournal.com :D

For old time's sake...

Story 10: Kaetheinez i am horny can we have sex now No because Karheinw is not here omfg where is she?

BUcky mucst've ate her head off or something says Joe who suddenly has leather pants on who knows why

but where could she be? everyone looks at TF because we know TF wasnts to Bang KAetine and so he probably hid her in the closet or somethinb

ILL KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH yells kellie as her eyes grow red um no you wont ecause i have uncle roby on my side

suddenly roby comes out with karetine and her computer laptop beause he was helping her fix it

Kawerine my love! yells kellie who is in great relief

suddenly a goblin comes outy of a heater thing and claims the laptop as his own while kaerthine disagrees as theh get into heated agrument

NOoo! Too late. Dead.

LOL! Good times. :biglove: :heart:

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IT'S MY DEECCCCCLAAARATIONNNN TO ANYONE WHO'S LISTENING. You're my inspirationnnnn as I stand alone against this world you love

New jam right thurr. :heart:

so who got the girl in the end?
I dunno the show never had a proper ending...:(

Oh No They Didn't, the celeb gossip community with commentary @ Livejournal.com :D
ohh okay okay

I'm partial to perez and dlisted. dlisted more so .that **** is hilarious :lol:

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6979/gatcifhj1ug5.gif
LOL

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6979/gatcifhj1ug5.gif
eeexcellllent

IT'S MY DEECCCCCLAAARATIONNNN TO ANYONE WHO'S LISTENING. You're my inspirationnnnn as I stand alone against this world you love

New jam right thurr. :heart:
im sorry but that song is a TOTALLY a rock cover of Best of Both Worlds

Luff that song
It's amazing :mrtarver:

ohh okay okay

I'm partial to perez and dlisted. dlisted more so .that **** is hilarious :lol:
omg, i love dlisted. always cracks me up.

im sorry but that song is a TOTALLY a rock cover of Best of Both Worlds
crank it to em joe.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180305890080&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DBidding

Cutest thing ever!

were you aware that Stacey's mom, does indeed have it "going on" as it were?

im sorry but that song is a TOTALLY a rock cover of Best of Both Worlds

OLD.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180305890080&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DBidding

Cutest thing ever!

Eeeeeppp, I want!

if you can talk it, you can sing it

just lay down the rythym and bring it

While Gary has been a headlining comedian for several years now, he is most well known for his breakthrough success on NBC's hit standup Showcase, Last Comic Standing. Over the past four years his charm and talent have also caught the attention of numerous television networks who have inked Gulman to star in lucrative comedy projects for them, including CBS, Showtime and FOX to star in his own show


Gary. I love you, but that paragraph needs rearanging.

AND THEY NEVER WILL, GIRL.

I never heard that BEST OF BOTH WORLDS song but Joe just made me listen and omg.. it really sounds like Cook's song. :eek: :rofl:

What has become of you, Phat Kracka? :(

OLD.
maybe but its 100% truth, the melody is identical

maybe but its 100% truth, the melody is identical
i don't believe you, you are going to have to dance it out for me.

BABY I DON'T THINK SOOO

i don't believe you, you are going to have to dance it out for me.
Great idea.

omg, i love dlisted. always cracks me up.
haha it's amazing

Whatevs, even if it sounds like glorified Miley, I still love Cook's jam. :heart:

If it makes you guys any happy though, Archie's album has been in heavy rotation on my iPod and CD player for the past two days, and Crush just reached #3 on my top 25 most played songs on iTunes. :D

I want this movie made, casting and all. :heart:
http://prettyquotable.livejournal.com/295541.html?page=2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mSJkYTXvS0
i LOVE whoever did this. the lyrics to that song make me embarrassed to be on the same planet as whoever wrote them.

according to some of my most recent emails I have recieved to day, I can acquire a UniV3rsitY Deg3R3 and HERbAL ClALlX for jus $69 !!!!

there's a hole in the sky
but don't ask me why
'cuz I doooooo-oooon't
knoooo-oooow-ooooow

there's a hole in the sky
but don't ask me why
'cuz I doooooo-oooon't
knoooo-oooow-ooooow
I'll give a coupon for $1 oofff your next purchase of Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars, to anyone whut can tell me that's from.

I'll give a coupon for $1 oofff your next purchase of Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars, to anyone whut can tell me that's from.
Who is the person that creates these FOOLISH Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars Coupouns???-lol

I swear Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars coupons are so weird and seem to stay the same each and every year. They had a lot in the Paper today and here is what I'm confused about


Why is there never a Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars breakfast coupon for hash browns?

Why do the Dinner Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars Coupon say-"tell me whut that's from" and get $1 off?????


Why the hell would I want $1 off a flea and tick collar when I get FRIES free?? Wouldn't that make more sense to have a coupon for side orders rather than tell them whut that's from and get $1 off?


Then you also have the option of geeting flea and tick collars free with the purchase of a Big mac. So a person is going to eat a Burger and Flea And Tick Collars together?



Saergeant's Flea and Tick Collars is over, i gave up

I'm sorry, but the FLIES are free with that meal; the fries are extra.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=30523730

well that's it, if you guys don't start posting i'm going to Fomalhaut b.

I'm sorry, but the FLIES are free with that meal; the fries are extra.
I just used a coupon to buy 20 of those for $3.49-lol I had to jump on that-lol And i only do this once or twice a year

YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME, YOU WERE NEVER REALLY OUTTA LOVE WITH ME.. your eyes don't lie!

Damn it, Obama. :(
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I just used a coupon to buy 20 of those for $3.49-lol I had to jump on that-lol And i only do this once or twice a year
you should take your DATE with you, but don't worry about your FRIES, because she's a WOMAN and wont know what to do with them - lol

you should take your DATE with you, but don't worry about your FRIES, because she's a WOMAN and wont know what to do with them - lol
Damm right-LOL

http://people.msoe.edu/~gormand/canihavemyspiderbackot3.gif

http://people.msoe.edu/~gormand/canihavemyspiderbackot3.gif
:lol:

*holds up bunny sign*

*holds up bunny sign*
:roper

Jack says:
Im convinced that the eye doctor who has local commercials in my area is a secret robot
_ says:
LOL
Jack says:
He has googly eyes, moves his heasd around a lot
Jack says:
head*
_ says:

Jack says:
and his accent
_ says:
wth
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Ok its just me
Jack says:
I just like to hink of random stuff like that
_ says:
it makes life moar itneresting
_ says:
tbh
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
yeah
Jack says:
"Ahm Lee Mall-is, smahrt lens, Ah am a robot, feel mah wrath AH AH AH"
_ says:
LOL SMART LENS
_ says:
so unique~
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
its something he talks about in the commercial
Jack says:
LOL i wish it was on youtube LOL
Jack says:
so i could show it
Jack says:
to people
_ says:
LOLis it WEIRD?
Jack says:
not that weird
Jack says:
Its just fun to make fun of LOL
_ says:
LOL
_ says:
oohh
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Someone should get some of the commercials that air locally here on the internet somewhere
Jack says:
Theyd be on The Soup in almost no time
Jack says:
Rahal Miller LOL
_ says:
LOL so theyre crazy?
Jack says:
"Yew say Rahal I say Miller Rahal ,Miller "
_ says:
wth??
Jack says:
and the one I forget whats its for but it ends with a boy wearing a cowboy hay
Jack says:
LOL I KNOW
_ says:
do you live in texas?
Jack says:
No Florida remember
Jack says:
I moved a year ago
_ says:
oohh yeah
Jack says:
yeah
_ says:
did living in florida turn you into a liberal
Jack says:
nope
_ says:

Jack says:
LOL the commercials here are all weird, the car dealership ones espcially
Jack says:
"ARE YEW BURIED IN YER GAS HOG?"
_ says:
LOL YEW
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
"HAH THAR AH"
Jack says:
'M YER EYE DOCTOR LEE MAH-LIS, I HAVE GOOGLY EYES, AHM A ROBOT
_ says:
google ahhs
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
"AH'M LEE MAH-LIS AH LAHKE CHEESE"
Jack says:
hasnt happened yet but it WILL
_ says:
LMAO
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
LAY MAH-LIS WASNT YEW TEW AYT CHEETOS WITH HIM
_ says:
LOL cheetos
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
LAY MAH-LIS
Jack says:
'S OPINION OF PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS DOES NOT MATCH YO-WERS
_ says:
LOLOL
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
mm i love those peanut butter crackers
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
you can buy in a packet
_ says:
yummy
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
Im LMAO cause I know what he looks like and am imagining him saying all this
_ says:
LOL he must ramble
Jack says:
LAY MAH-LIS WILL FIX YOR AHS AS SEWN AS YEW SHARE WITH HIM YER BBQ CHIPS
Jack says:
sorta
_ says:
omg
_ says:
that made me lol
Jack says:
there's other people that hes had for patients talking about how good he is LOL
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
including a black lady named Helen Ming
Jack says:
and an old fat guy who would almost look like Lee if thinner
_ says:
LOL ming
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
It was just on
Jack says:
the commercial
Jack says:
its on a lot
Jack says:
Probably just did it for the paycheck
Jack says:
and snacks LOL
_ says:
LOL SNACKS
Jack says:
LAY MAH-LIS IS PISSED!
Jack says:
lol
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
YEW DIDNT GIVE HIM YER TORILLA CHIPS WITH SALSA
Jack says:
LAY MAHLIS =DISSAPPOINTED
_ says:

Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
LAY MAH-LIS IS THROWING AN OLD MAN TANTRUM!
Jack says:
OH NO WHATS THAT? aLL YOUR PPOINTMENTS WITH LEE MULLIS NOW CANCELLED
_ says:
LMAOO
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
brutal
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
IRENE THE EVIL CHOLA IS PISSED
Jack says:
YEW GAVE LAY MAH-LIS HER SNAKS
Jack says:
SNACKS*
_ says:
she looks like shes been eating them..
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Now I know why he's pissed
_ says:
id be psised too if a damn chola was stealing my ish
Jack says:
me too!
Jack says:
new thing by name
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
RON WATERS DOES NOT SHARE YOUR OPINION ON BBQ
_ says:
LMAO
_ says:

Jack says:
Ron Waters= oen of the ones who got the REE-HANNA CD
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
They make good BBQ though
Jack says:
we went to something at their hosue a couple motnhs ago where they had BBQ
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
LOL awesome
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
JM DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR OPINION ON HIS DANCONG AROUND THE RECORD STORE WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOES IT
Jack says:
LOL guy that works at the record store I worked at
Jack says:
He likes to dance...alot
_ says:
LOL funny
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
Oh the Watrs also gave me the JMal nickname
Jack says:
Waters'*
_ says:
j-mal LOL
_ says:
sounds ghetto
Jack says:
lol
Jack says:
lol
Jack says:
I thought the same thing
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
JAMAL
Jack says:
Ah be J-Mal takin yer snacks
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
*looks over at snacks that were just sitting by me*
_ says:

Jack says:

_ says:
you sneaky bish
Jack says:
PHUCKIN CATARACT SPECIAIST LAY MAHLIS!!!
_ says:
LMAO
_ says:
MAHLIS
Jack says:
LOL thats what he is
Jack says:
Thats how it sounds to me when he says it
Jack says:
Oh no, whos that singing about wanting to eat all your food, its the...FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM GUY!
_ says:
LOL that song
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Im gonna eta your food blah blah free credit report.com
Jack says:
eat*
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
i ate your credit report
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Guy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo free credit report.com
Jack says:
Enzyte announcer: There's been lots of rumors going around about these BIG snacks, thats cause Bob made a call to Enzyte about natural male enahncement, all the ladies love the LARGE bags of LAYS BBQ chips, Doritos and like some hot SALSA on the side
_ says:
LOL MALE ENHANCEMENT
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
that commercial
_ says:
i see lots of those
Jack says:
yeah
Jack says:
The Santa one that they showed even when it wasnt Christmas
Jack says:
they still show it
_ says:
LOL wow
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY CHIPS, THESE BAGS ARE BIG AND ACTULLY FULL OF CHIPS UNLIEK OTHER CHIP BAGS WHERE THE CHIPS TSRAT HALFWAY, YOU DONT REALLY NEED IT BUT HERE IT IS
_ says:
OXY CHIPS LMAO
_ says:
YOU DONT RLY NEED IT
_ says:

Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
got that part someone in my acting class, we were doing imrpov one day, i forget the suggestion before but someone thought of Billy Mays and the guy went "Billy Mays here with another product you dont really need"
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
HAHAHA
_ says:
loves it
Jack says:
LOL yup it was great
Jack says:
I didnt come up with it
Jack says:
But I wish I did
Jack says:
Wonder what I left out?
Jack says:
OH GEICP
_ says:
LOL
Jack says:
Caveman 1: Hey lets get some chips Caveman 2: Yeah, here's some Doritos, *looks at the bag to see a caveman on it* Both: Forget it
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
LOLOL
Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
Squeeeeeeeeezed in the middle.....nah doesnt work
Jack says:
Tell Joe that I just saw Lee Mullis EATING HIS NACHOS!!!!
Jack says:
JOE IS PISSED
_ says:

_ says:
what the
Jack says:
LAY MAHLIS IS HAPPY
_ says:
he sho is
Jack says:
LOL yup
Jack says:
LAY MAHLIS IS PISSED EVEN MORE HIS FOOD WAS EATEN BY THE FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM GUY, RHALA MILLER GUY, BILLY MAYS, GEICO CAVEMEN, THE ENZYTE ANNOUNCER AND BOB, AND LAY MAHLIS'S INVISIBLE PARAKEET MILO!
_ says:
poor lay mahlis
Jack says:
yup
Jack says:
I need to turn this into a routine, but make it sound a tad more sane
_ says:
LOL
Jack says:
rather than LEE MULLIS IS A COMPULSIVE SNACK EATING GOOGLY EYED ROBOT
Jack says:
WHO GETS PISSED
_ says:

Jack says:
LOL
Jack says:
LAY MAHLIS
Jack says:
LOL Im just picturing him, a skinny guy with gray hair probably in his 50s eating BBQ chips and getting pissed at people for not sharing it with him
_ says:
LOL thats why its funn
_ says:
y
Jack says:
LOL yup
Jack says:
LOL you have no idea what he looks like but Ive given you a picture sorta
Jack says:
Youd be here one day and know who he is cause his commercials have been airing for years
_ says:
LOL dang
Jack says:
LOL yeah
Jack says:
Im gonna go now night
Jack says:
I just saved this convo as leemullisisacompulsivesnackeatingcataractspecialistwhogetspissedwhenpeopledont sharehisfoodwithhim.rtf
_ says:
wow
Jack says:
LOL yup
Jack says:
This was epic
Jack says:
night
_ says:
you going to bed?
Jack says:
After all that food hed become a TUMS specialist maybe
_ says:
LOL TUMS
Jack says:
LOL
_ says:
yeah probably
Jack says:
yeah
Jack says:
Ok night
_ says:
okies night
Jack says:
night

Oh Jack! You scare me sometimes!!!! LOL

Jack that was so long that AHM GONE GIT CATTARACKS, AN AYHL HAFF TEW GUH SEE LAY MAHLIS.

Jack that was so long that AHM GONE GIT CATTARACKS, AN AYHL HAFF TEW GUH SEE LAY MAHLIS.
LOL

Oh Jack! You scare me sometimes!!!! LOL
LOL

Let it rock! Let it rock! Let it rock! :happyface :triplets :happyface

is that from Camp Rock or something?

is that from Camp Rock or something?
Elementary School Musical?

Elementary School Musical?
LOL :rotflmao:

LOL :rotflmao:
I herby do promise, swear and avow to never again see any movie starring Luke or owen Wilson, and if i break said covenant, I formally request one of you to shoot me in the head.

thank you.

I herby do promise, swear and avow to never again see any movie starring Luke or owen Wilson, and if i break said covenant, I formally request one of you to shoot me in the head.

thank you.
LOL what?

Elementary School Musical?
Yes. :) Out in theaters New Year's Day.

LOL what?
exACTly.

dude, have you guys tried Windows Mahogany yet?

its AMAZING, its just like regular windows, only SMOOOTHER.

my sig is really long

new clay aikens have been buzzing around my room honestly for two months now

dude, have you guys tried Windows Mahogany yet?

its AMAZING, its just like regular windows, only SMOOOTHER.

wood it be fast

wood it be fast
nope, its exactly the same, it just looks a lot prettier when it crashes

my sig is really long
the RULES say maximum 10 lines.

in other words....'


AHM TELLIN

THOR HUNGRY. THOR WANT EAT!

Well, it's snowing out. It's ****ing snowing out.

lulz, i remember when i got yelled at by a non-moderator for having 11 lines of signature text.

Well, it's snowing out. It's ****ing snowing out.
it hasn't even gotten cold here yet :grr:

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/81849110/9110238

~*sexy beautiful and stunning no other words*~ <33
http://pics.livejournal.com/summer_spell/pic/0000kd2e.gif

Well, it's snowing out. It's ****ing snowing out.
I KNOW MAN - I BARBEQUED OUT IN THE SNOW LAST NITE!!!

~*sexy beautiful and stunning no other words*~ <33
http://pics.livejournal.com/summer_spell/pic/0000kd2e.gif
eww.

eww.
Don't deny, you were totally checking out his ~sexy woman hips~ and then BAM! A JONAS BROTHER'S FACE. o.0!

it hasn't even gotten cold here yet :grr:
luuuucky. actually it's been wicked warm for here lately.

the RULES say maximum 10 lines.

in other words....'


AHM TELLIN
wel it didnt tell me i had too many characters like it usually does : o

it is randomly turned off periodically for legitimate purposes, you were not supposed to take advantage of it though :mad:

~*sexy beautiful and stunning no other words*~ <33
http://pics.livejournal.com/summer_spell/pic/0000kd2e.gif
OMG I thought that was Victoria Beckham.

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:rofl:

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/81849110/9110238
LOL

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LOL

please make it stop.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/1ebfc942c6.jpg

Ignore the deleted post

"see you again" by hannah mont****ass is like my theme song right now, which i'm using as an excuse to listen to it (horrible guilty pleasure). except i'm referring to a re-audition of the soprano solo of handel's "messiah", not some pre-pubescent teenaged boy. i don't even care whether i get it now, i just need to prove that i don't suck ass. cuz last time, i freaked out. i just kept looking down. i st-st-stuttered when the tempo changed and lost track of the melody.

~*sexy beautiful and stunning no other words*~ <33
http://pics.livejournal.com/summer_spell/pic/0000kd2e.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that always makes me laugh.

no, THIS is the greatest thing ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

no, THIS is the greatest thing ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI
aw :lol:

"see you again" by hannah mont****ass is like my theme song right now, which i'm using as an excuse to listen to it (horrible guilty pleasure). except i'm referring to a re-audition of the soprano solo of handel's "messiah", not some pre-pubescent teenaged boy. i don't even care whether i get it now, i just need to prove that i don't suck ass. cuz last time, i freaked out. i just kept looking down. i st-st-stuttered when the tempo changed and lost track of the melody.
i love that song too. :x

i hate myself :(

OMG SERIOUSLY **** ACT PREP.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOtqw_IEGh0

OMG I thought that was Victoria Beckham.
Oh honey, Victoria Beckham ain't got hips like that.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-peeping-tomcat-has-been-caught.jpg

just wake me up when its Caturday.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-peeping-tomcat-has-been-caught.jpg
LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckdqgcrLLhc

Is this crazy bitch serious with that laugh? My God she's so annoying. You could tell Ellen wanted to smack her up. Holy hell someone get her off of the damn planet already. Wow. Just wow.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=236379

Amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckdqgcrLLhc

Is this crazy bitch serious with that laugh? My God she's so annoying. You could tell Ellen wanted to smack her up. Holy hell someone get her off of the damn planet already. Wow. Just wow.
She's an idiot. At this point, she's just milking the whole thing for attention anyway -_-

She's an idiot. At this point, she's just milking the whole thing for attention anyway -_-
Ugh, she seems so obnoxious. And yeah, that's pretty obvious. She LOVES the attention, you can tell. I just wanna smack her. lol

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckdqgcrLLhc

Is this crazy bitch serious with that laugh? My God she's so annoying. You could tell Ellen wanted to smack her up. Holy hell someone get her off of the damn planet already. Wow. Just wow.
god, must she talk like a ******** hillbilly?

god, must she talk like a ******** hillbilly?
I think a ******** hillbilly would sound smarter than she does.

I think a ******** hillbilly would sound smarter than she does.
depends - is yodeling involved?

depends - is yodeling involved?
I don't think hillbillies yodel, it's more of a mountainy German thing. So no. They still sound smarter than her.

http://www.grgozigo.com/adg/image/image.php?shrink_id=K4JBP444U2G7
i'm only half serious. everyone knows he was my 2nd fav until he turned into a competitive *******. i don't care if he sells 5 mil records he doesn't deserve jack**** for his sour ass attitude kthxbai

^i agree with this post

^i agree with this post
.

http://www.grgozigo.com/adg/

I'm sew very amazed

I NEED A WINN DIXIE GROCERY BAG FULL OF MONEY RIGHT NOW TO THE VIP SECTION! You got young mula in the house tonight baybeeee

god, must she talk like a ******** hillbilly?
Aw, my accent is like that, but I don't giggle so much. =/

.
ROFL.

Aw, my accent is like that, but I don't giggle so much. =/
i know people with much thicker hick accents, haha. it's the retardedness of her voice and the laughter that made me feel like reaching into the screen and knocking her unconscious.

Aw, my accent is like that, but I don't giggle so much. =/
It's not the accent, it's her retardedness.

i know people with much thicker hick accents, haha. it's the retardedness of her voice and the laughter that made me feel like reaching into the screen and knocking her unconscious.
and her chain smokery voice.

It's not the accent, it's her retardedness.
lollllzzzz we both said it was the RETARDEDNESS. :snowman3:

http://cgi.ebay.com/SIZE-9-M-LEVI-518-SUPERLOW-BOOT-CUT-JEANS-33X32_W0QQitemZ400009813286QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Jeans?hash=item400009813286&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

I'm wondering if I should bid on those. They look like great jeans.

lollllzzzz we both said it was the RETARDEDNESS. :snowman3:
haha yeah :lol:

http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=50455&CatID=56311&GrpTyp=SIZ&ItemID=1142478&attrtype=&attrvalue=&CMID=external%7c50460&Fltr=&Srt=&QL=F&IND=4&CmCatId=external|50460|56311
Loves these jeans, though.

I feel like I have way too many jeans but I want more...yeah. And I guess I don't really have THAT much but I feel like you don't need a lot of jeans cause you can wear them over.

http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=50455&CatID=56311&GrpTyp=SIZ&ItemID=1142478&attrtype=&attrvalue=&CMID=external%7c50460&Fltr=&Srt=&QL=F&IND=4&CmCatId=external|50460|56311
Loves these jeans, though.
Cutee

I generally prefer dark wash jeans on myself tho :grady:

Sorry for the curse word overload in the following image ... but LOOK AT THIS F***ING IDOL.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_4840b32470154762919af2037f4f4453.jpg

ayuh

.. now you've officially been chopped and screwed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drKXoEAMNbk

Fast-forward to 0:32 - what a camera whore. :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drKXoEAMNbk

Fast-forward to 0:32 - what a camera whore. :rotflmao:
LOL IRL

i'm not part of your societyyyy
i don't follow your fads and ruuules

burn burn dooown burn down hot tooooopiiiiic
don't let it steal yer sooooul awaaaay

:rofl: I LOVE the music the goths kids listen to on the new south park. i wish those were real songs i could illegally download. oh hell, i'll just download the whole episode and extract the parts with the songs in the background.

That ******** Crank Yankers puppet- you need Special Ed.

That ******** Crank Yankers puppet- you need Special Ed.
I GOT MAIL, YAAAAAAAAY! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1882901

LOL yeah...did you get the joke though? lol.

like special education


remember- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY- yayyyyyyy...

ayuh
LOL

i'm not part of your societyyyy
i don't follow your fads and ruuules

burn burn dooown burn down hot tooooopiiiiic
don't let it steal yer sooooul awaaaay

:rofl: I LOVE the music the goths kids listen to on the new south park. i wish those were real songs i could illegally download. oh hell, i'll just download the whole episode and extract the parts with the songs in the background.
LOL that was great

Sorry for the curse word overload in the following image ... but LOOK AT THIS F***ING IDOL.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_4840b32470154762919af2037f4f4453.jpg
:lol:

i'm not part of your societyyyy
i don't follow your fads and ruuules

burn burn dooown burn down hot tooooopiiiiic
don't let it steal yer sooooul awaaaay

:rofl: I LOVE the music the goths kids listen to on the new south park. i wish those were real songs i could illegally download. oh hell, i'll just download the whole episode and extract the parts with the songs in the background.
lmao **** I keep forgetting to watch it

wtf ever happened to crank yankers? that was genius right there

wtf ever happened to crank yankers? that was genius right there
"Vote on merit" brings up one of the biggest problems facing the US today, as it has for decades. As Adlai Stevenson famously replied when an admirer said he had the vote of every thinking American, "That's not enough, I need a majority."

.. now you've officially been chopped and screwed!
LOL uhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TswTenrEwwM

It's the end of the world.

.
LOL gr8 censoring

Sorry for the curse word overload in the following image ... but LOOK AT THIS F***ING IDOL.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/l_4840b32470154762919af2037f4f4453.jpg
that looks like something rca might actually write

LOL gr8 censoring
i try, i tryy

that looks like something rca might actually write
:rofl:

do i smell a ''SIT THE **** DOWN'' sequel? hmm