"Aunt Becky's Visit"
Season 6

[Cindy walks in the door]

Cindy: Hello everybody!

[Jack's hit by the door]

Jack: Cindy, I'm down to my last brain cell. let's save it for later.
Janet: So Cindy, what's up?
Cindy: Well, today I was having my lunch, and my Aunt Becky called!
Janet: That's really nice Cindy, so when is she coming?
Cindy: In five minutes.
Janet: What???
Cindy: Ok, maybe 3 or 4.
Janet: Cindy, after we visited her farm about 1 or 2 monthes ago, she said that she would visit us...right?
Cindy: Of course.
Janet: She also said that was going to bring a pig...and a goat...and a cow.
Cindy: Well, you don't expect her to leave her best friends all alone in that little farmhouse, begging for porriage, or in the cow's case, fresh grass.

[Terri walks in]

Terri: Hey Cindy, what's up?
Cindy: My Aunt Becky's coming over.
Terri: With the cow...and the goat...and the pig?
Cindy: Isn't that just great? We'll have ever more company over.
Terri: I liked it better when it was just Three's Company, not Seventh's Company.

[Doorbell rings]

Cindy: Aunt Becky...and Wilbur...and Chessie...and Barfonamule. So, it looks like you brought the whole gang right?
Aunt Becky: Anything for you pumpkin sweet honeybun sugar.
Jack: Hi Beckeeeeeee!!!!! Why has our cozy little apartment turned into a farm for animals?

[Goats starts eating Janet's plant]

Janet: You stop that you stupid goat! Leave it...go..go bye-bye.

[Cow starts making loud noises]
[Knock at the door]

Mr. Furley: Will you quiet down up...HERE!!!!!! Help me!!!! The cows are here to destroy us!!!

Cindy: I want these animals to leave Aunt Becky.
Aunt Becky: But Cindy...
Cindy: No buts, I do not want my friend's apartment to turn into animal house. Now good-bye Aunt Becky.
Aunt Becky: Bye Cindy.

[She leaves]

Jack: For a minute there I thought a had zapped myself into The Waltons.

THE END.

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Andrew Carden

That was real good, esp. the Waltons joke, since John Ritter played the minister on it.

I loved it!! All your fanfics r awesome!