Frank Gannucci
10-21-2008, 10:29 PM
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "How can you be so 'icky'?"
Ralph: "Icky?"
Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"One Big Happy Family":
Alice: "One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use the bathroom first."
Ralph: "Well, that solves my whole problem. Now, I will only be late every OTHER day."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed are playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "The only thing empty around here is your head."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?"
Alice: "Your salary couldn't even drip out."
"The Man From Space":
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this:
'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Confusion, Italian Style":
(Ralph is thinking that Alice is seeing a boy named Harry Vederchi because he heard her on the phone talking to him and he thinks that is his name when she said 'Arribaderchi.' Ralph tells her what is wrong with him.)
Ralph: "All right. Harry Vederchi."
Alice: "All right, good-bye."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I have flipped huh? Well, for your information Norton is my partner."
Alice: "Well, if you flip, it's always nice to have company."
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. Oct. 24 10p & Sat. Oct. 25, 2008 12a #28 – “Sleepy Time Gal”: Ralph meets a hypnotist, the Great Fatchoomara, at the Raccoon Lodge, and persuades him to put Alice in a trance. That way, she will have to show Ralph where she hides her emergency cash. Unfortunately for Ralph, Alice overhears his scheme and substitutes a note for the money. He doesn't realize until too late, on a train to the Miami Beach Raccoons' Annual Convention, that Alice was wise to him all along. VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1328. For Sat.: 15724.)
Fri. 0ct. 31 10p & Sat. Nov. 1, 2008 12a #29 – “Boy Next Door”: Alice, planning a surprise birthday party for Ralph, borrows a cookbook recipe from Trixie. Ralph, discovering the cookbook, finds in it an old love letter written by Ed. He concludes that Ed and Alice are lovers and takes the appropriate actions: following them and telling Trixie. But Trixie just laughs at Ralph, and then she tells him the truth (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 9054. For Sat.: 23994.)
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD) [CW11]
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. Oct. 27 1a & Mon. Nov. 3, 2008 1a - "Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour": Viewers can go to wpix.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting for every Monday starts every Monday at 2a. (If a lost episode is chosen, chances are it will be in CC and edited HEAVILY.)
WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 27, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 22260
WPIX HD
Mon, Oct 27, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 67466
WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 27, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 60114
WPIX HD
Mon, Oct 27, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 76602
WPIX 11
Mon, Nov 3, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 12661
WPIX HD
Mon, Nov 3, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 84715
WPIX 11
Mon, Nov 3, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 54135
WPIX HD
Mon, Nov 3, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 93951
(WGN America) (Not WGN’s Chicago feed):
Sun. Oct. 26, 2008 9p #46 (aka #83) (CC) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life. (VCR Plus Code: 993930.)
9:30 #47 (aka #87) (CC) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny. (VCR Plus Code: 972733.)
Sun. Nov. 2, 2008 9p #48 (aka #137) (CC) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City. (VCR Plus Code: 313376.)
9:30p #49 (aka #41) (CC) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan. (VCR Plus Code: 421869.)
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.
Alice: "How can you be so 'icky'?"
Ralph: "Icky?"
Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"One Big Happy Family":
Alice: "One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use the bathroom first."
Ralph: "Well, that solves my whole problem. Now, I will only be late every OTHER day."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed are playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "The only thing empty around here is your head."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?"
Alice: "Your salary couldn't even drip out."
"The Man From Space":
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this:
'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Confusion, Italian Style":
(Ralph is thinking that Alice is seeing a boy named Harry Vederchi because he heard her on the phone talking to him and he thinks that is his name when she said 'Arribaderchi.' Ralph tells her what is wrong with him.)
Ralph: "All right. Harry Vederchi."
Alice: "All right, good-bye."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I have flipped huh? Well, for your information Norton is my partner."
Alice: "Well, if you flip, it's always nice to have company."
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. Oct. 24 10p & Sat. Oct. 25, 2008 12a #28 – “Sleepy Time Gal”: Ralph meets a hypnotist, the Great Fatchoomara, at the Raccoon Lodge, and persuades him to put Alice in a trance. That way, she will have to show Ralph where she hides her emergency cash. Unfortunately for Ralph, Alice overhears his scheme and substitutes a note for the money. He doesn't realize until too late, on a train to the Miami Beach Raccoons' Annual Convention, that Alice was wise to him all along. VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1328. For Sat.: 15724.)
Fri. 0ct. 31 10p & Sat. Nov. 1, 2008 12a #29 – “Boy Next Door”: Alice, planning a surprise birthday party for Ralph, borrows a cookbook recipe from Trixie. Ralph, discovering the cookbook, finds in it an old love letter written by Ed. He concludes that Ed and Alice are lovers and takes the appropriate actions: following them and telling Trixie. But Trixie just laughs at Ralph, and then she tells him the truth (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 9054. For Sat.: 23994.)
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD) [CW11]
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. Oct. 27 1a & Mon. Nov. 3, 2008 1a - "Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour": Viewers can go to wpix.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting for every Monday starts every Monday at 2a. (If a lost episode is chosen, chances are it will be in CC and edited HEAVILY.)
WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 27, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 22260
WPIX HD
Mon, Oct 27, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 67466
WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 27, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 60114
WPIX HD
Mon, Oct 27, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 76602
WPIX 11
Mon, Nov 3, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 12661
WPIX HD
Mon, Nov 3, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 84715
WPIX 11
Mon, Nov 3, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 54135
WPIX HD
Mon, Nov 3, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 93951
(WGN America) (Not WGN’s Chicago feed):
Sun. Oct. 26, 2008 9p #46 (aka #83) (CC) - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life. (VCR Plus Code: 993930.)
9:30 #47 (aka #87) (CC) - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny. (VCR Plus Code: 972733.)
Sun. Nov. 2, 2008 9p #48 (aka #137) (CC) - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City. (VCR Plus Code: 313376.)
9:30p #49 (aka #41) (CC) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan. (VCR Plus Code: 421869.)
*: This episode has been edited HEAVILY.