He's failing English, which is unpossible. He wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if he just kept his finger out of there. His cat's breath smells like cat food. He's not allowed in the deep end of the sandbox. His father is the chief of police. Both Democrats and Republicans love him. He is...

RALPH WIGGUM!!!

Ralph on the issues:

Immigration – “Stranger danger!”
Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”

Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”

Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”

Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”

Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle

Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

So, do you dig the Wig?


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