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tv star collector
09-18-2008, 06:55 PM
From The Emmys, by Thomas O'Neil (1998):

"I sure am glad I won. Now if only I had a job."
-- Tony Randall, 1975, The Odd Couple [which had just been cancelled]

"I feel 4 feet tall!"
-- Michael J. Fox, 1986, Family Ties

"I wish somebody had told me. I would have worn my hair!"
-- Carl Reiner, 1962, The Dick Van Dyke Show

"We'd like to thank Laurel and Hardy and all of the others we've stolen things
from."
-- Dan Rowan & Dick Martin, 1968, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

"Ma, you were right. I'll never argue with you again."
-- Peter Falk, 1990, Columbo

Schmoopie
09-21-2008, 04:47 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rofl: Those are the best kind! Short, sweet and hilarious! Well, the funny parts are short, anyway!

Andrea

Scoobiedoo30
09-22-2008, 10:45 PM
Michael J.FOX Family Ties 1986

catlover79
09-22-2008, 11:23 PM
Great quotes - thanks for sharing them. :rofl: