the following phrases are not funny:

your mom
that's what she said
oh, burn

usage of these phrases in a manner intended as humor will automatically render failure at any attempt at being funny, clever, cool, or anything else positive. as a side note, if the dingdong from paramore ever grows up and gets less stupid, she'll commit suicide out of embarrassment for writing the lyrics to the childish garbage entitled "misery business".

that is all. thank you and may the force be with you.

****. guilty.

:rofl:

****. guilty.
fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

:confused: :confused: :confused:
do not take this displayed ignorace for granted. it is envied.

talkin all proper, after posting all that? you are random..

talkin all proper, after posting all that? you are random..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/random.gif

fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.
for this I am grateful :notworthy

talkin all proper, after posting all that? you are random..
lol

****. guilty.
Ditto LOL

fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.

That's what she said! :lol: ;)

Can I add "My Bad", "You tell 'em, girlfriend!", "Whatever", and "Know what I'm sayin'?" to your list? Those make me cringe!!! :crazy:

That's what she said! :lol: ;)

Can I add "My Bad", "You tell 'em, girlfriend!", "Whatever", and "Know what I'm sayin'?" to your list? Those make me cringe!!! :crazy:
:nod: all bad phrases are welcome in the family of bad phrases.

fear not, for we as human beings are all sinners. it is a matter of whether we repent these sins or let them consume our souls.
i used to say "that's what she said" a lot but i don't say it at all anymore.

i'm overcome :woohoo:

Your mom thinks those phrases are funny.

BURNNNN!!!

for this I am grateful :notworthy

That's what she said!

Sorry. Couldn't help it.

That's what she said!

Sorry. Couldn't help it.
ur mom :rolleyes: :p

Well, 'your mom', those are fighting words to me. Cute observation, Sarah.

I've been guilty of using

"Thank you Captain Obvious"
"No **** Shirlock!"
"Denied!"
"Oh snap!"
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
"I'm kind of a big deal."

and

"Girl stop!"

:lol: ;)

That's ******** is #1. on my list of bad phrases. :mad:

I've been guilty of using

"=
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
"I'm kind of a big deal."



:lol: ;)
Anchorman fan I assume? :lol:

i used to say "that's what she said" a lot but i don't say it at all anymore.

i'm overcome :woohoo:
*cues background choir to begin singing "may the lord bless you and keep you"*

Your mom thinks those phrases are funny.

BURNNNN!!!
:( *attacks with anti bad phrase disinfectant spray*

-

"Denied!"
WAY BACK IN ELEMENTARY
IT’S PROVEN RUDIMENTARY
THE KIDS LESS POPULAR
HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!

What, do you think you’re better than me or something?

THERE’S ALWAYS LITTLE CLIQUES
THOSE NARCISSISTIC ******
YOU THINK IT ALL WILL BLOW AWAY
JUST LIKE A FEATHER?

YOU’RE WRONG IF YOU DO!
‘CAUSE THOSE DAYS HAVE NEVER PASSED
WHICH LEADS US TO THIS QUESTION
WE’VE BEEN DYING TO ASK!

WHAT’S ONE MORE FRIEND TO YOU?
WHY DON’T YOU ADD ME LIKE I WANT YOU TO?
YOU KEEP ON DENYING ME,
DON’T HAVE TO LIE TO ME.
JUST HONESTLY TELL ME WHY…
YOU CONTINUE TO CLICK DENY!

EVERYTIME I GET DENIED,
LET ME TELL YOU HOW I FEEL INSIDE

I FEEL ALONE.
I FEEL REJECTED.
DISCONNECTED IS THE WORD.
LIKE A BOY PICKED LAST FOR DODGEBALL
‘CAUSE THE KIDS THINK HE’S A NERD!

THERE’S NO SIMPLE WAY TO SAY IT
IT’S NOT EASY TO CONVEY IT
SO WE HIDE BEHIND OUR PROFILE
ASKING WHY THIS JUST OCCURRED.

WHAT’S ONE MORE FRIEND TO YOU?
WHY DON’T YOU ADD ME LIKE I WANT YOU TO?
YOU KEEP ON REJECTING ME.
SEE HOW IT’S AFFECTING ME?
DISCOURAGED AND QUITE CONFUSED,
PSYCHOLOGIC’LY BUMPED AND BRUISED

EVERYTIME I GET DENIED,
LET ME TELL YOU HOW I FEEL INSIDE
I FEEL LEFT OUT.
UNACCEPTED
DISRESPECTED IS THE WORD.
LIKE A KARAOKE CONTEST
WHERE YOU ALWAYS FINISH THIRD

THERE’S NO SIMPLE WAY TO SAY IT
IT’S NOT EASY TO CONVEY IT
WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES
‘CAUSE THEY’RE PROB’LY ALL ABSURD!

YOU’RE FAT!
YOU’RE TOO UGLY!
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE TO BE WHITE.
REMEMBER BACK IN SEVENTH GRADE
WE GOT INTO THAT FIGHT?
YOU VOTED FOR BUSH!
YOU’RE TOO LIBERAL!
YOUR CLOTHES ARE RATHER ODD
YOU’RE FRIENDS WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD!

WHAT’S ONE MORE FRIEND TO YOU?
WHY DON’T YOU ADD ME LIKE I WANT YOU TO?
YOU KEEP ON DENYING ME,
DON’T HAVE TO LIE TO ME.
JUST HONESTLY TELL ME WHY…
YOU CONTINUE TO CLICK DENY
YOU CONTINUE TO CLICK DENY
YOU CONTINUE TO CLICK DENY
WHAT DID I DO TO GET… DENIED?!

*cues background choir to begin singing "may the lord bless you and keep you"*
:mrtarver: that was a moving performance.

Well, 'your mom', those are fighting words to me. Cute observation, Sarah.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif

do not take this displayed ignorance for granted. it is envied.

I had no idea what the heck this thread was supposed to be about:doh: . That's why I posted all the :confused: :confused: :confused: But now I think I get it....

I think... :bonk:


Andrea

PS:I know I'm dense but I'm hoping that sentence about being "envied" was a compliment! If not... oh well....:cuckoo :cuckoo :bash:)

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif
that smiley needs to be added here. i use it all the time on MSN.

that smiley needs to be added here. i use it all the time on MSN.
so does :wha

Anchorman fan I assume? :lol:


You got it ;)

You got it ;)
Awesome!

usage of these phrases in a manner intended as humor will automatically render failure at any attempt at being funny, clever, cool, or anything else positive.


so i take it the free mustache rides are over too?

I had no idea what the heck this thread was supposed to be about:doh: . That's why I posted all the :confused: :confused: :confused: But now I think I get it....

I think... :bonk:


Andrea

PS:I know I'm dense but I'm hoping that sentence about being "envied" was a compliment! If not... oh well....:cuckoo :cuckoo :bash:)
your ignorance of what we speak of indicates that you are not being exposed to evil. the envy is indeed a compliment.

that smiley needs to be added here. i use it all the time on MSN.
indeed! i stole it from you all. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif

so i take it the free mustache rides are over too?
they are. :/

your ignorance of what we speak of indicates that you are not being exposed to evil. the envy is indeed a compliment.

Okay, I figured as much, but wanted to make sure! Thanks for the compliment!

Andrea

indeed! i stole it from you all. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif
your theivery flatters me. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif

your theivery flatters me. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif
aww, i try. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jolleh.gif