okay this scrpit will be about.. Jinny going to the hopspital to give to her cousin who is sick.. When she give ..they tell her it is not Family and she was not in that family!!!


(Station)

Jinny: (her phone ring) Exstead?

Jinny's Dad: Hey honey..your cousin George is sick and needs doners from the family.Can you come in to give a lil bit?

Jinny: Sure, what ever it takes.. be there in 10 min.

(Kate walks out of her office)

Kate: I hope you're not planning to go anywhere when you are waiting on a warrent?

Jinny: Well...it's a family emergency!

Kate: Oh, okay..go ahead. But hurry back!

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(At the Hospital)

Casey: Jinny, your next!

Jinny: Oh, joy!

John: You didn't drink anything today right?

Jinny: nope, suprise, suprise!

(Jinny walks in to the doner room and George is there greeting and thanking them)

George: Hey jinny, thanx so much 4 coming!!

Jinny: (hug him) Of course!

Nurse: Okay, let me take your so we can get through with your whol family!!

(The nurse takes the and Jinny leaves)
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(3 days later)

Jinny : (phone rings at home) Hello?

Nurse: Um..hello is this Miss jinny Exstead.

Jinny: Last time i checked!

Nurse: Your didn't come up to match your families?

Jinny: What?

Your turn!!! You guys like it so far?

OMG!!! don't stop!!

okay, go on Teddys_Angel_Jinny!!! i am dying to write more

This is great! PLEASE KEEP GOIN!!

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Nancy and Jo and Jinny
Rules!!

For He sent his only begotten Son that whosoever that believeth on Him might have eternal life.
John 3:16

OMG, you guys, I am sooooo sorry. My internet wouldn't work so this is the first time I've been on since Monday. I'm soooo sorry! Anyway...

J: Um... Thank you.
Nu: Could you come down here? I don't think it would be best discussed over the phone.
J: Okay... I'll be down there in about 10 minutes.
Nu: Thank you, Ms. Exstead.
J: No, thank you. (She hangs up and calls Teddy.)
T: Hello?
J: Teddy, it's Jinny. I have a problem. I was wondering if you could drive me to the hospital.
T: Are you sick or anthing?
J: No, nothing like that. It's a long story and I'll explain it all to you on the way there.

You wanna write more? Go right ahead. That probably sucked anyway.

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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~

"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §

it was good! Don't put yourself down like that!!!

(Teddy arrives asap and walks in /Jin's apartment)

Teddy: Jinny!!! You okay?

Jinny: YES! Calm down.

Teddy: Okay, well...should i call neone?

Jinny: No, lets just go to the hospital!

Teddy: Okay!

(Hospital)

Jinny: Hello, i am Jinny Exstead you talked to me on the phone!

Nurse: Yes, hello..um, please follow me!

(They go into a room that is the same room that she got her blood taken last time)

Nurse: We are going to try this again! okay?

Jinny: Okay...

Teddy: What again?

Jinny: I'll explain later..just sit and hold my hand.

(Teddy sits and grbs her hand as the Nurse takes the blood. Jinny squeezes his hand soooo hard he screams)

Jinny: All done...sorry!

Teddy: *graons* it's okay!

Nurse: We will call you with the results!

Jinny: Thanx

(At the station the next day)

Jinny: (phone rings) Exstead?

Nurse: Hello...we have the results.

Jinny: Okay i am ready!

Your turn

I've been chewing gum with 2% sugar alcohol in it so I'm not all here. Actually I'm alot worse in English... Anyway... Wait! Let's pretend that scene at the end of Faces In The Crowd and the aftermath never happened! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif In other words, let's say that if Jinny and Teddy slept together they didn't. And if they didn't kewlies!


(((Jinny's apartment.))) (She comes in, flips on the lightswitch, throws her jacket down, and sits on the couch with her head in her hands. Teddy sits down beside her and starts rubbing her gently on the back.)
T: Hey, what's wrong?
J: Have your parents ever kept anything from you?
T: Like what?
J: Like a secret that could change the entire course of your life. Like maybe being adopted?
T: No... (Starts to catch on.) Oh, Jinny, I'm sorry. You're adopted?
J: I don't know? My cousin, George, needed blood, so my dad calls me up and says, "Hey, honey. George needs blood. Drop by if you can!" So, I did. I got a call this afternoon, right before I called you, actually, saying that my blood doesn't match that of my brother's or dad's.
T: What about your mother's blood?
J: No... We checked her's, too... She had the same as Dad.
T: Oh, Jinny... I'm sorry.
J: You said that already.
T: (Laughs.) Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
J: (Smiles the "Jinny" smile and kisses him intently. Her hands slide up to the top of his shirt and she unbuttons the first button...)

You see what sugar alcohol does? Continue! I really wanna see what happens next!



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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~

"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §

Did I mention that it's AFTER she got the results? Oops... But that's what sugar alcohol does! Like Superstar

"Here. I don't know if I'm here or not 'cause I don't know where here is 'cause I'm sooo wasted!"


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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~

"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §

okay!

(Next Morning the phone rings in Jinnys apartment)

Jinny: (rools over and picks up the phone) *sleeply* Hello?

Casey: Hey, Jinny! it is 11:00 a.m did i wake you?

Jinny: Yes, i had the day off, so i was sleeping in

Casey: Ohhh...sorry! Listen, why didn't George recieve ne blood from you? i saw you there, but he never go it?

Jinny: Well...i know! But, it didn't match our family's!

Casey: So, whats that mean? i am lost?!

Jinny: I am not the same blood type as any of the family!

Casey: OH....well, that doesn't mean nething?

Jinny: Yes it does! it means i am not part of your family!

Casey: Jinny, this is ridiculous!!!!!(sp)

Jinny: But, it is the truth!

Casey: ......


Your turn! any comments?

Wonderfull... What kind of gum were you chewing... I want some!!! HAHAH!

It was Wrigley's Polar Ice, but it's worn off...


Ca: Calm down. You can't feel that awful.
J: (Screaming.) YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING!!! YOU AREN'T ADOPTED!!!
Ca: Neither are you!
J: YES I AM!!!
Ca: NO, YOU AREN'T!!!
T: (In the backgroud.) Will both of you calm down? Thank you. Now, let's talk about this calmly and rationally.
J: But--
T: Shh! (Jinny sulks.) Don't sulk. It's not appealing.
Ca: But--
T: No... We're all going to meet at Anchorside today at lunch and discuss this. Right now, Jinny is going to hang up and I am going to rehearse her.
Ca: Rehearse??
T: Every good ADA rehearses his slash her client before court. I'm simply treating Jinny as one of my clients and acting as her defense.
Ca: (rolls eyes.) Whatever. See ya, Jinn.
J: See ya. (Hangs up.) What the heck are you talkin' about?

I g2g.



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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

MORE MoRE MORE!!!!! this rox i can't wait for moRe!!

Are you happy now? I finally read the fanfic! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Nothing about you, NancyMcKeonFan, but Kenzie made me MAD today during reading (when she typed this.) and I didn't want to read it. Oh, and that was MY gum with 2% sugar alchohol that I let HER shew so graciously and without hesitation... I need more gum... Anyway, great fanfic! I can't wait for more!

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"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13

"Don't hate us 'cuz we're beautiful. Well, we don't like u either!"

Hi to BballQT3! Hope u like it here, and express your feelings throughout the message board! (Don't ask, it's a Muldrow thing!)

~*^Danielle^*~
LYLAS/LYLAB!

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okay, good job!

(Ancorside)

Jinny: I still don't know why we r here (moving her leg up and down)

Teddy: Cause you need to settle things with your brother.

Jinny: He isn't my brother. (looks down)

Teddy: Jin...don't talk that way. we don't know this for sure!

(CAsey walks into the bar and sits down next to Jinny)

Casey: Jin, listen i am sorry for jumping on you while we were on the phone!

Jinny: It was me too! i am just upset about the whole thing!

Casey: Should we tell DAd about it?

jinny: Yes, lets go now!!

(Jinnys Dad's house)

Dad: Hello sweetie (kisses her)

Jinny: Hi...this is my boyfriend Teddy!

(Tehy all greet and are sitting down on the couch)

Jinny: Dad, listen....i just found out i was adopted or switched at birth or something...now i know this is a total suprise, but..(interupted)


Dad: no, it isn't....


Your tunr!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

It's a Muldrow thing... (laughs.) To quote Tiff, "Ahhh, the memories..."
Anyway, speaking of which, I made YOU mad? Huh, the woman was correcting every little thing I did! I'm okay. But I drank a Rt. 44 ocean water after school and it hasn't worn off yet, so I'm like really hyper! But, take my word, I can get A LOT worse. "Is this a cut?" worse. (It's a loooooong story and it would probably bore you to death so I won't even go into it. On with the fic...

J: It doesn't?
JD: No.
J: Why not?
JD: Jinny, I didn't want to have to tell you this but, you're not my child.
J: What?
JD: See, your mom, God rest her soul, I think, had dropped out of high school when she had you.
J: But, where did John and Casey come from?
JD: Huh? Oh... it'll all make sense in a minute. Now, your mom was struggling with a baby, no boyfriend to help, your biological grandparents helpd raise you until you were about 4 and your mom had finished high school. Then they said, "Nope, Virginia Joy, we cannot let you live here anymore. So, she moved you both here. I was in her lit class in community college. (Gets a dreamy look on his face like he's remembering something really romantic.) I was fascinated by her long dark brown locks of hair...

Your turn! I'm guessing at the name, so if it's mentioned at a ater time in the actual show, don't blame me if it's wrong.

DAd: i had to take care of you since your mom didn't want you ne more. i was goona give you to an orfanege, but john and casey adored hgaving a sister.casey..was lil but you could tell he adored you!

Jinny: Why did u call me for blood if you knew....?

Dad: i forgot, you are my real daughter to me! i just thought maybe you were the same blood type as me and everyone else? maybe even close to it?

Jinny: well, obviously now! you mean you were planning on never telling me?

Dad: no...i love you and i didin't want you to leave me and try to find your real mother!

Jiny: To late. (jinny walks out and slams the door)

Casey: Well, your plan worked swell DAD!

Your turn!

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

That was good!

JD: I know... (sighs.) (((Outside)))
T: Jinny, you have to tell somebody.
J: No! Can I ask you a question?
T: (shrugs.) I guess.
J: Do you love me?
T: That's a stupid question!
J: I'm serious. Do you love me?
T: Yes! I love you! I... love you...
J: I love you, too. I have an idea.
T: So do I. Jinny, since we both love each other--
J: Let's get married!
T: What?
J: ...

:::Evil Laugh::: I've been waiting for this to happen!

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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

Teddy: Wait, should we think about this. get a ring. get down on 1 knee?

Jinny: It's okay! Thats just the old fashion way!

Teddy: i like that way!

Jinny: Fine, get down on ur knee...

Teddy: No, please Jinny this is going to fast!

Jinny: YES! ........wait u didn't ask me yet? and get down on ur knee!

Teddy: Listen Jin! Let's talk this over dinner!

Jinny: Okay!

*********************************************

(Ancorside)

Tedyy: i had a great planned out way to ask you to marry me..but not this soon!

Jinny: Oh, sorry i ruined it!

Teddy: WEll, we have not been going out for a year yet and u already want to make a full time commitment?

Jinny:Well.....yes!

T: Jinny, I love you madly, but I don't think--
J: If you loved me you'd marry me.
T: You realize that if we get married, that you couldn't sleep around anymore...
J: (face falls.) Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I like you just fine the way you are. You'll satisfy me.
T: You're sure about this?
J: Yes...
T: Positive?
J: Yes!
T: Absolutely?
J: YES!
T: Absolutely, positively, no doubts at all, sure?
J: YYYEEESSS!!! Get it though your head!
T: Okay.

My fingers are sore. I just had my piano recital.

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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

......... Hello???? Anytime in the next century will be fine! I'm a smart mouth, I know, but you hafta write more soon before I pull my hair out! 'Cause, I'm dyin' to write more but it's your turn!

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Like, awesome,
Like, wow!
Like, totally freak me out
Like, all right
Okay! Bulldogs are here to stay!

Hit 'em in the right knee
Hit 'em in the left knee
Hit 'em in the
We need touchdowns!

~Kenzie~

okay, soooo sorry!

(That night at home)

*Jinny is on the phone with Magda*

Jinny: Yes, i am serious! This is for real!

Magda: Wow, u guys havn't been going out for THAT long?

Jinny: yeah, well....i love him. he is the first person i really love! u know?

Magda: Well, this is a big commitment and u should think about it more1

Jinny: You mean u don't think?

Magda: No, no , no , no, i just....

*Call Waiting*

Jinny: Hello?

Teddy: Hey, meet me at Logars (a fancy resturant) i have something special to ask you!

*Magdas line*

Jinny: G2G! Bye

Magda: But.....

Well, it's about time! (Just kidding!)

M: But--
J: Mag... 'Bye! (Hangs up.)
(((The fancy restaurant. I 4-got the name)))
J: (walks in wearing the only skirt she owns. Sits down at table.) Well...
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink, miss?
J: Um...
T: How about a bottle of champagne.
Wa: Very good, sir. (Leaves.)
J: Well...
T: (Clears throat.) Excuse me. (Gets up and goes into the men's bathroom. After a few minutes, Teddy comes back.)
J: Well...
T: (Clears throat.) Um... Jinny, would you...
J: Wait, on your knee.
T: (Gets down on one knee.) Um... Jinny, would you... m-m-m--
J: Spit it out! (The waiter brings the champagne.)
T: Will you... marry me?

Your turn! I'm hogging it!

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First and foremost, I would like to dedicate all of my posts in loving memory of Mrs. Delia Gray, who is an EXCELLENT quiz bowl coach!

(This is a true story!) While reading my social studies book to my little sister, we came across the Menshevicks and the Bolshevicks. Well, my sister, has gone around the house for the as 3 weeks saying, "Bolshevicks, Menshevicks, and Polniaczeks!"

~Kenzie~

okay!

Jinny: *looks stunned*

Teddy: Wait, i thought u wanted me to ask you this?

Jinny: Well...i did but i didn't think you would actually do it?

Teddy: Well, i did...so ur answer?

Jinny: Teddy. i don't want you to be forced into asking me! i want this to be special!

Teddy: That is what i tried to say! You woulnd't listen!

jinny: I know..but

Teddy: So i made it special!

*A violinest (sp) comes in and starts to play*

jinny:Oh teddy!!!!

Teddy: Will you maryy me Jinny?

Jinny: ................No.

Your turn

T: No?
J: No...
T: How come?
J: Because... I have something to tell you...
T: What?
J: Um... last week when you were away on business... I kind of met this guy... and I kinda went home with him...
T: So you won't marry me?
J: I can't...
T: Well... Will you knock it off? (Looks at the violinist and he quits.) Thank you!
J: I-I'm sorry! (leaves.)

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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust
The Lord giveth
And the Lord taketh away
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Amen, Amen

T: No?
J: No...
T: How come?
J: Because... I have something to tell you...
T: What?
J: Um... last week when you were away on business... I kind of met this guy... and I kinda went home with him...
T: So you won't marry me?
J: I can't...
T: Well... Will you knock it off? (Looks at the violinist and he quits.) Thank you!
J: I-I'm sorry! (leaves.)

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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust
The Lord giveth
And the Lord taketh away
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Amen, Amen

Hey! Keep writing it's so good

sorry so behind!!!

(jinny's House) *on the phone w/ Magda*

Jinny: (crying) I begged him to ask me to marry him...and then said no!

Magda: Jin, don't cry! It's okay! listen it isn't ur fault....

Jinny: Yes it is!!!!!! i hate myself!

Magda: No u don't!

Jinny: YES I DO!!! (angerly)

Magda: Jinny, stop it you are scaring me!!!

Jinny: WELL I DO!!!!!!

Magda: Well, what u gunna do about it?

Jinny: (hangs up)

Magda: Jinny, hello? Shut whats she gunna do?

You go!


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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

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Ok can i please have some MORE MoRe MoRe mOrE mOrE!

J: I have to get away... Have to get away... (Goes into kitchen and pulls out a bottle of anti-depressants. She pours a glass of water and sits down at the kitchen table. She stares at it for a few seconds.) What the heck? I'm not gonna be missed! (Pops a pill into her mouth.) That should help... But what the heck? I don't have anything to lose! (Takes another one.) Hey... this is kinda fun... (Takes yet another one.) You know I'm kinda beginnin' to feel a little better. (Pops 2 or 3 more into her pie hole. *I'm turning into Shantel http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif*) Screw Teddy! Oh, wait... I already did. *I really AM turning into Shantel* Oh, well! (Takes another one!) Voulez-vous choucher avec moi, ce soir... Hmm! I never even liked that song... Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir... Guess I do now!

J: I have to get away... Have to get away... (Goes into kitchen and pulls out a bottle of anti-depressants. She pours a glass of water and sits down at the kitchen table. She stares at it for a few seconds.) What the heck? I'm not gonna be missed! (Pops a pill into her mouth.) That should help... But what the heck? I don't have anything to lose! (Takes another one.) Hey... this is kinda fun... (Takes yet another one.) You know I'm kinda beginnin' to feel a little better. (Pops 2 or 3 more into her pie hole. *I'm turning into Shantel http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif*) Screw Teddy! Oh, wait... I already did. *I really AM turning into Shantel* Oh, well! (Takes another one!) Voulez-vous choucher avec moi, ce soir... Hmm! I never even liked that song... Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir... Guess I do now!

okay!!! way to go leaving me there!


(Jinny is a sleep im her bed and it is 7:00am and it is work time!)

(The Division)

Kate: Jinnys LATE again!

C.d: whats new?

Angela: Daniel...

C.d: (iterupts her) We were kidding!

Angela: (embarassed) oh...okay....sorry!

Magda: Should i give her a wake up call, Cap?

Kate: Would you Magda? Thank you!

(Magda calling Jinny)

*Recording*= Yo u reaching Jin, leave a message after the beep and i will get back to u when i want and if i don't then i hate you...bye! BEEP

Magda: Jinny gurl! Wake up...it's time to come to work sweetheart! Come on!! Hello? i tis Magda!!! BEEP Ew...it cut me off!

C.d: Maybe she is on her way so she couldn't answer?

Magda: Should i call her cell?

Angela: No, leave her in peace! She'll get here!

(It's 8:30 and jinny's not there yet)



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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Look who's talkin' Ms. Cliffhanger! I think I can pull somethin' off!

K: This is rediculous(sp?)! She's been late before but NEVER this late. Theodore, do you have a key?
T: Yeah.
K: (smiles.) Take Magda and go to Jinny's apartment. Tell her that I'm on the prowl.
M: We're outie! (They leave.) (((Jinny's apartment.))) (Magda and Teddy go in and there are newspapers scattered all over the floor cuz she had made confetti for New Year's but had never gotten around to picking it up.)
M: (Syrupy sweet.) Jinny? Hon, where are you? (Yelling.) Jinny, where in heck are you?!?
T: (Meanwhile, Teddy's wandered into her bedroom and found Jinny.) Hey, Magda! I think you better see this!

Now, we're even! Not really! I'm ahead! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

U will get it!!!!

(Magda walks over)

Magda: *gasps) OMG!!!! Teddy...its jinny!

(runs over to her and shakes her)

Magda: jinny wake up....

Teddy: (takes out his cell and calls 911)

(then Kate)

Kate: Hello Teddy? i saw u on the caller id!

Teddy: YEs...Jinny is here!

Kate: Well tell her to get her butt down here and she is in big trouble!

Teddy iu don't think i can tell her that right now!!!

Hahahahahjahjahahahba now...look whose ahead

BRING IT ON!!!!!

K: Why not?
T: Well... it just can't happen!
K: WHY NOT? You know what, let me talk to Magda!
T: Okay... (Hands the phone to Magda.)
M: Captain! Hiya...
K: What's the problem? Or do I even want to ask?
M: Well... Jinny took about half a bottle of prescription anti-depressants.
K: Have you called 911?
M: They were our first call.
K: I'll meet you both at the hospital.
(((Hospital)))

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And I'll say it once again... BRING IT ON!!!

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Torrance: Try this... Like awesome
Like wow
Like totally freak me out
I mean right on
(clap, clap)
'Cause Torros are number one!
Missy: I transferred from Los Angeles
Your school has no gymnastics team
This is a last resort
(From Bring It On!)

Okay, i will sister!!!!!! but just so u know....i always win!!

*Hospital*

(Casey, John, and Jinnys Dad all arrive)

Jd: What the hell happened?

John: She pregnat? with who?

Casey: john shut up! i mean it! u don't always have to be suck a jerk!

Magda: Jinny took...well she is sick!

Casey: See John now how do u feel?

JD: Please don't fight now?

Kate: We should all just stay calm!

CD: Ur right! Lets do that!!!!

Magda: *starts pacing*

Kate: Magda stop!!!!!

Magda: What?

Kate: PACING...u r making me nervous!!!!

Magda: Well, i am sorry! *phone rings*

Cd: Magda?

Magda: Hey

CD: Hey, Angela is sick and we can't come to the hospital right now....she is throwing up non-stop!!!!

Magda:GREAT!!!!!!

*dr comes out*

Magda: g2g, cya!

Doctor:........


*smirks* hahahahahhehehehehhyhyhyhy

Peeps always say that they're gonna win, but they always win the battle and I win the war! (This is fun! And it's turning out OK!)

Dr: Exstead?
M, C, JO, JD, K, T: Yes!
Dr: Whoa!
T: Get on with it!
Dr: Yeah... She took a lot of anti-depressants... She had her stomach pumped.
M: (Groans.) Ew...
Dr: She begged us to just let her die, but we figured...
(((Station))) (C.D. bangs on the stall door and you can hear Angela throwing up.)
C: Anytime this century, Angela!
A: I'm okay...
C: You sure?
A: Yeah.
C: Let's go!
(((Hospital)))
Dr: You can see her one at a time. (Leaves.)
K: Who's closest to her? (Jinny's dad and Teddy raise their hands.)
JD: I'm her father!
T: I'm her boyfriend!
JD: I raised her!
T: I slept with her!
JD: You win.

HehehehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHA! Go on and try! This is fun.

HHAHAH!!! Did you get that from Murphy Brown??? THIS ROX!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

I haven't ever seen Murphy Brown.

Oh... you didnt... heres the dialouge from murphy brown

Guy: I met him
Murphy: So did i
Guy: I shook his hand!
Murphy: I spoke to him!
Guy: I got his autograph!
Murphy: I slept with him!
Guy: U win.

Just kind of a coincedince in the dialouge u know!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Dr: You can see her one at a time. (Leaves.)
K: Who's closest to her? (Jinny's dad and Teddy raise their hands.)
JD: I'm her father!
T: I'm her boyfriend!
JD: I raised her!
T: I slept with her!
JD: You win.

OMG that is to FUNNY!!!!!




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~<3~Caitlin~<3~

that was great!!!! lmfao!!!!!!! okay, but i will beat it!!!

(Teddy goes into the room)

Jinny: Hey, why r u first? My dad...

Teddy: I know...raised u, but i slept with u!

Jinny: U win! lol.

Teddy: i know...how u feeling?

Jinny: like crapt...hand me that mirror..*her hands it to her* God bless me...i look like the captain!!!

Teddy: *giggles* u look fine!

Jinny: U mean fine or fine fine!!!

Teddy: i dunno...u r confusing me.. i wll let ur pop in now!!!

Jinny:God help me!

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Jinny: Hey DAd

DaD: Jinny what happened?

Jinny: Well......

Dad: i heard u were sick...but no tsick enough to be in the hospital...what did u get?

Jinny: Ummm....

Dad: is it small pox?

Jinny: No dad, that has been gone for years...i...

DaD: i know what it was...it is The Mad Cow Disease!!!!!!

*coughing on orange* Mad Cow!!! That sounds like my mom!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! More! I want too see who wins this lil battle yous got goin on.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Jinny: Hey DAd

DaD: Jinny what happened?

Jinny: Well......

Dad: i heard u were sick...but no tsick enough to be in the hospital...what did u get?

Jinny: Ummm....

Dad: is it small pox?

Jinny: No dad, that has been gone for years...i...

DaD: i know what it was...it is The Mad Cow Disease!!!!!![/B]

Okay... that's really good... keep going! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif



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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.

Some coincidence...

J: (Slaps him.) No! That was PMS. The only reason they call it that is 'cos Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
JD: You're grounded!
J: I'm 32... You can't ground me!
JD: I'm still your father.
J: You're a father who didn't tell me the truth.
JD: About that...
J: Daddy, I am sick. And I just realized it. I'm depressed.
JD: You called me 'Daddy'?
J: Yeah... I might be over 30 but I can still call my father daddy, can't I?
JD: I suppose you can.
J: Now, about that Cousin George thing...
JD: Doesn't it make sense to you?
J: The story does... But I'm talking about why you didn't tell me sooner...


HA! Go on and take your BEST SHOT!! ::evil laugh:: The Allied Powers pull ahead. (I'm sorry. My SS teacher still has me on WWII)

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Torrance: Try this... Like awesome
Like wow
Like totally freak me out
I mean right on
(clap, clap)
'Cause Torros are number one!
Missy: I transferred from Los Angeles
Your school has no gymnastics team
This is a last resort
(From Bring It On!)

Oh no!!!!!!! I read your siggy, and I said "This is a last resort" like Mrs. Emmoline Harris... Please don't kill me for saying Emily's name!!!!! Oh, GREAT story! Kerrin, post more or I'll sick Emily on you! Believe me, you don't want that! (Her s/n is Fallin4u0356)

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In loving memory of Mrs. Delia Gray...

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13

"For the Lord is good, His mercy is everlasting, and His truth endures to all generations." Psalms 100:5

"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." 1 Thessalonians 4:16,17

~*Danielle*~

U mean u said it

This is... A last... Resort?

Falls off of chair laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Besides, we're friends now... I only have one problem... We have to watch Annie tomorrow in Choir. Choke gag. I still see it about 5 million times week! So, yeah, Kerrin, post more!
Oh, Danielle, check out my siggy now!

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A few things that can be found on bumper stickers that reminded me of Jinny...

1. Finally 21, and legally able to do things I've been doing since 15.

2. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

3. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

4. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN -- Cops have nothing to go on.

5. I have PMS and a gun. Are there any questions?
(Number 5 was altered a little.)

E Pluribus Unum... Have a nice day!

º†º Kenzie º†º

Well, Emily must be pretty bad..so i will post and try to make so humor and Kenzie u r dead! i can't believe u wnet into a topic from my old fan fic! thanx a lot!!! u will pay....

JD: Wait...don't try and change the subject!

J: I just did and it was successful!

JD: jinny, i mean it now what do you have? Casey owes me $20.00 if you have the Mad Cow disease and he wins if u have small pox...so which one is it?

J: Dad, neither! i have......um....Phemonia! yeah, phemonia!

JD: Damn, John wins!!!!

J: You guys are ridiculous!!!!

JD: We know!!!

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(Waiting Room)

Casey: I am going to win!

John: I am older

Casey: I'm cuter

John: I have been a cop longer.

Casey: I have been going out with people longer than u have been marrieed!

John: Yeah, with men!!!

Kate: Will u 2 shut up?



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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Grr! Snarl, snarl! I'm gonna get you so bad. 'Cos I have a plan!

JD: Wait, I thought u said u were depressed.
J: Exactly!
JD: In that instance, Kate wins.
J: Darn.
*darn you, kerrin! i don't know what to put!*
J: Can we finish this discussion later?
JD: Sure.
J: Will you send Teddy in?
JD: Sure. *HA!* (He leaves and Teddy comes in.)
T: Hi, again, Jinny-Girl.
J: Hiya, Teddy Bear.
T: Why'd you do it?
J: Well... I guess I felt like I wasn't good enough to go on living. I had lost you...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go on... and good luck. ::coughs:: You ::coughs:: are ::coughs:: the ::coughs:: weakest ::coughs:: link ::coughs:: GOODBYE!!!

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A few things that can be found on bumper stickers that reminded me of Jinny...

1. Finally 21, and legally able to do things I've been doing since 15.

2. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

3. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

4. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN -- Cops have nothing to go on.

5. I have PMS and a gun. Are there any questions?
(Number 5 was altered a little.)

E Pluribus Unum... Have a nice day!

º†º Kenzie º†º

This is... a last... resort...! Ok, next! I wanna see where this thing goes to! Oh, I think Kerrin is officially winning the contest.... HAH!

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In loving memory of Mrs. Delia Gray...

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13

"For the Lord is good, His mercy is everlasting, and His truth endures to all generations." Psalms 100:5

"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." 1 Thessalonians 4:16,17

~*Danielle*~

YES, thanx Danielle! i am winning!!!!! (i hear bells and a choir) okay...i will be winning even more after this!

Teddy: oh, i lovvve you so much!

Jinny: Awwww...u even look like a teddy bear when u do that...get it teddy bear? ok, never mind!

Teddy: Iam so bored!

Jinny: Me too...it has almost been 24 hours since last sex!

Teddy: Jinny, with who? it wasn't me?

Jinny: Wasn't me...and she caught me red handed...(interupted)

Teddy: Huh, Jinny?

jinny: I was j/k j/k!

Teddy: Oh, so his initials are JK...i will find him!

*he runs out the door*

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Ohh... Oh! Well, I can't think clearly. My great uncle just died so I'm a little out of sorts... Oh, and Danielle, tomorrow, I'm poisioning your pizza! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

(Magda, Casey, and John bring Teddy in. He's handcuffed at the wrists and ankles, and they tied his monogram handkerchief around his mouth as a gag. He's screaming and thrashing. They throw him in a chair and Kate comes in and handcuffs the handcuffs to the chair. *Did that make sense?*)
J: Untie his mouth. (They untie his mouth.)
T: I don't wanna talk to you.
J: Yeah? Well, I wanna talk to you. So, you're gonna listen. I was kidding, ko? *And yes, that's supposed to be ko cuz my band teacher says that, ko?*
T: Yeah... Don't do that to me, Jinny. I love you and when you told me you were adopted... that made me love you even more. So, when you asked me to ask you to marry me, I was thrilled! Then when you said no... I... I wanted to be with you even more.
J: ...

haHahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Danielle, I'm iming Emmoline right now so I'd be careful what you say! Kerrin, take your best shot. And, don't forget to bring it!



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A few things that can be found on bumper stickers that reminded me of Jinny...

1. Finally 21, and legally able to do things I've been doing since 15.

2. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

3. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

4. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN -- Cops have nothing to go on.

5. I have PMS and a gun. Are there any questions?
(Number 5 was altered a little.)

E Pluribus Unum... Have a nice day!

º†º Kenzie º†º

okay, thanx Danielle and don't listen to Kenzie! You say what u feel and u feel i am winning so...

Jinny: That is sooo...

Magda: sweet?

C.d: nice?

Angela: kind?

Kate: lovely?

Casey: cute?

John: stupid!

Jinny?:John!!!! it was soo um....hey u guys took all the words!!!

John: Dumb is still there to pick from!

Jinny:Shut-up John!

Magda: Both of you shut-up!

Jinny-John: You stay out of this!

Magda: Okay okay!

Bring it gurl!

Hmmm.... Kerrin's still winning! I posted earlier, but I don't think it worked, cuz our computer started over. We have a tornado warning intil 8:30.

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

~*Danielle*~

Thanx Danielle! Okay, Kenzie give me ur best shot babe!!!

I wuz gonna make u suffer, but since i'm bored...


Jo: Slut.
J: Idiot.
Jo: Ho.
J: I am NOT a garden utensil! Male chovenist pig!
Jo: Lady Marmalade! You act like Lil' Kim in that video!
J: (sticks out her tongue.) And I suppose that makes you Christina Aguilera?
Jo: You're lucky you're a girl.
J: Quoting Jo, So are you.
(C.D. and Magda laugh and Angela hits C.D. on the shoulder.)
C.D.: That's a good one!
J, Jo: Shut up!
T: Why don't you both just cut it out! Leave her alone, John Jr.
Jo: Hey, why don't you close your mouth?
T: Why don't you come and make me?
J: Looks like Teddy's gonna have his first fist fight.
Jo: Duck. (He punches Teddy...)

Who's ahead now? ::cough:: ME!!

Bring it, babe!



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A few things that can be found on bumper stickers that reminded me of Jinny...

1. Finally 21, and legally able to do things I've been doing since 15.

2. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

3. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

4. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN -- Cops have nothing to go on.

5. I have PMS and a gun. Are there any questions?
(Number 5 was altered a little.)

E Pluribus Unum... Have a nice day!

º†º Kenzie º†º

This is really great! Keep it up!!!

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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.

More! This rocks! Keep on goin!

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Life is senseless, unless you know who you are, what you want, and which way the wind blows.

Why me?-Jo
AIM-JoandNatRule
ICQ-38668978
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif <-- Chances are, I'm probably sleeping, so message me and wake me up! LoL

um...*cough* not for long ...hun!

*Teddy is punched right in the jaw!*

Jinny: John u jerk! ur...a big bully!

John: Opps....sorry ! did i do that????

Jinny: You sound like Erkle thats all he would say!!!

John: Yeah, well, u look like Erikle!

Jinny: Your tird wife looks like her...or was that ur 6th or 2nd or 17th? i forget...u've had so many!

John: Jinny, u betta watch ur mouth.

Teddy: You betta watch urs...*punches John in the mouth*

hahahahaha....i am totaly ahead! so ahead! hehe give me ur best!

Hmm... I'm gonna torture you for a little bit... Maybe until I get back from a stupid family reunion that I have to leave for in an hour and I haven't even packed for yet, so buh-bye until late tomorrow night!

Ok... we're not leaving til tomorrow so I'll write more... I have an idea that's gonna put me so far ahead......

Jo: (With a hand over his mouth.) Crap! That HURT! (A nurse walks in.)
Nurse: What's goin' on in here? Oh, my! (Puts hands over her mouth and walks over to Teddy.) Are you okay? (He nods and John pulls out his gun and points it at Teddy.)
Jo: Anybody makes a noise, even if they BREATHE loudly, I'll shoot! I swear it! (Jinny stands up and starts to go behind Teddy.)
Ca: Now, John!
Jo: You messed with me! I have to do it now! (He slowly starts to pull the trigger. Jinny screams and the shot is fired.)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bring it on!!! And you better write more in the next hour so I don't go crazy.

Okay sweeite, i am writing in the next hour!!!

J: Casey....*runs over to him and then jumps up and runs @ John* You basterd!!!!!

John: Get off me u lunitick!

Teddy: Shes the lunitick (sp) ur the one that just shot ur brother! ur going to lose ur job, friends, family, and life in jail!

John: Your right! No body movE!!!!

*Elbows Jinny in the stomch to get her off him* *she falss to the group and holds her stomach*

Jinny: AWWWWW

John: Thanx for the advice Ted....hey jin i am gettin to like this guy!

CD: Thanx TEDDY!

Teddy: *looks around to see the glares of EVERYONE in the room*

Ur turn....bring it on baby!

wait...that was me! so, sorry!

(Magda crawls over to the nurse call thing, but John sees her and puts the gun on her.)
J: John... Put the gun on me and let Magda, C.D., Angela, Dad, and Captain take Casey to a doctor. Please.
Jo: How do I know that they'll take him to a doctor and not call the cops fr backup?
J: They'll promise. Won't you? (Magda, C.D., Angela, Jinny's Dad, and Kate nod.) Teddy and I will stay right here and you can keep the gun on us.
Jo: Can't risk it.
J: They swear and you'll have anyone who's a potential threat right here. Please.
Jo: Go, befre I change my mind. (They leave.) Theodore, get over there by Jinny. (Teddy goes over by Jinny.) Now you stay there and don't move! I'm gonna go to the bathroom.


BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay....girlfriend!

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*John leaves to use the bathroom*

Jinny: What an idiot!! Lets et out of here!

Teddy: No, Jin we can't risk it!

Jinny: WEl, i can...if u don't want to come wif me than fine!

Teddy: I will come!

*They start to run toward the door and run out towards door that leads out side!*

*john comes out of the bathroom*

John: You really think i would go to the bathroom????

*pulls the trigger on the gun back*

UR turn!

oooo awesome, post more soon! way to leave it suspenseful!!

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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

J: (Holds arms out.) Go ahead. Kill me.
Jo: What?
J: Kill me. (Shrugs shoulders.) Go ahead. I said kill me!
T: Jinny, what are you doing?
J: Giving my Nobel Prize acceptance speech, what does it look like?
Jo: You want me to kill you?
J: Um-hmm.Go ahead, John. Shoot your sister.
Jo: (Shifts) Do I have to?
J: You want to, and you know it. That way, you can get Dad. And with me and dad dead, there won't be anybody to protect Casey so you can kill him, 'cos you can't stand the fact that he's gay. Now, just pull the trigger and it'll all be over.
Jo: Okay. (He starts to pull the trigger and Teddy throws Jinny behind him as the shot is fired...)

Uh-huh... Who's winnin' now? Know what's it's gonna be like now? I'll quote B. Ho from 'Popular'...

So, one night, I was watchin' Mysteries and Scandals , and there you is, whinin' about losin'.

Kinda altered it a bit. So, bring it!

Sorry, Kerrin, Kenzie's winnin! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

~*Danielle*~

More!

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Jo: So things change. You're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Tootie: They're so perfect for each other!
Jo: Yeah, she makes peoples sick and he cures them.
Blair: The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. The Moon. Emily Dickinson.
Jo: It’s freezing. Jo Polniaczek

Kenzie i will Bing it alllll!

(bullet misses them both and hits CD's picture of her nd her hunny)

Jinny: Look, broken picture...broken marrie! (shakes head)

John: shut-up!

Teddy: Leave her alone...u ...u big meanie

John: Ouch! that hurt. i want my mommy!

Jinny: Too, bad u killed her or she could comfort u! opps...did i just let out our family seceret? i am soooo sorry!

Teddy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifholding his ears hummming) I don't hear nething. i don't hear nething!!!!

John: Jinny, what r u doing? Asking to be shot?

Your turn and give me ur best shot ...hun!

Holy Crap!!!!! You have too get back here and post more!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Hiya! I'm back! I'll post more later tonight but i gotta go sort my stuff out! Lata!

Ok, I will!

J: Well, duh!
T: (Still humming.) Lollie pop, lollie pop, oh, lollie, lollie, lollie.
J: I'm not standing here reciting the Constution of the United States!
T: (Stops humming, but still has fingers in ears.) We the people, in order to form a more perfect union...
J: Put the gun to my head John. Go ahead. Put the gun to my head and blow my brains out.
Jo: No!
J: I said do it!
Jo: Okay. (He puts the gun to her head and pulls the trigger, but the gun only clicks.) What in hell... (Starts shaking it, trying to figure out what's wrong.) There aren't any more bullets left.
T: (Pulls fingers out of ears.) Wait. One for Casey and one for the picture. That's only two.
Jo: Yeah, but I used the other four today on a drug bust. (Looks at Jinny.) You got lucky, kid.

Ok... bring it, sista!

Okay ! i will bring it all!

Jinnny: No, um...i think ur lucky! cuz u would be in jail for a long long time if u shot me!

John: what ever!

Jinny?: You sound like a vally .

John: Well, u sound like a man.

Teddy: I think that man was me. i was humming!

Jinny and john: Shut-up!!!!

Teddy: Okay.

**Outside**

Magda: Oh, my gosh. Did u guys hear that shot?

CD: Yes...unfortoinitly.

Angela: We called for backup like 15 minuets ago. i say we go in with no back-up!

Kate: Lets do it!

**Back inside**

John: Jinny give me ur !

Jinny: I don't have my ! and if i did..(John goes into her desk drawer and takes out an extra ) Well, where did that come from? It is not loaded! (John shots it and it fires) Okay, so i was wrong!

your turn !

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

You know, it don't think anyone is still reading this.

I g2g, but i'll post s'moa soon, I promise!


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Im still Reading this! Post more... Like NOW would be a good time!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

thanx, and where the sentances don't end...gun was there but didn't show up for some reason...sorry!

this is a ryme for u Kenzie!

Are you gunna reply or make me cry?

okay...i am crying!!!!!!!!

So sorry! I've been really preoccupied. M cousin from Alaska just got in this morning and I only see her once a year. Now, where were we?

(Magda, Kate, C.D., and Angela burst through the door.)
C: If you move one muscle, I swear I'll do it! (Teddy freezes up and doesn't move.)
J: Not you, Theodore.
T: (Takes fingers out of ears.) Oh! (Stands up.) I knew that.
J: Yeah, okay.
A: Drop the gun!
M: Don't make us shoot, which we will if you don't drop the gun, NOW!
Jo: Say please.
C: (Remembering scene from Pilot.) Oh, no.
A: Please.
Jo: Say pretty please.
A: Pretty please, John.

Ko, are you happy now? j/k. TTYL!

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Teddy: Jinny, what are you doing?
Jinny: What am I doing? (louder) What am I doing? I'm having a drink! This is a party, is it not?

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Teddy's Dad: So, what about you, Jinny? Please, uh, tell us about some of your cases. The one's you're on. Please.
Jinny: (nods) Well, we just finished one where we nailed this step-father for abusing his step-daughter... yeah. She was three and a half.
Teddy's Dad: Oh, no! That's awful. You know, you can't pick up the--
Jinny: Then there's the one where... wait, we got one pending now, I'm telling you... okay, okay, you with me? So, the guy, he calls 911, okay? He says he's just killed his wife.
Teddy: All right...
Jinny: We can't find the body... Till we look in the refrigerator.
Teddy: Okay... hey, Jinny...
Jinny: Very neatly carved.
Teddy's Dad: Hmm...
Jinny: Mm-hmm.

I was just waiting a long time for you to write it..sorry! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

CD: **sighs**

John: Pretty please doesn't cut it!!!

Angela: It did with the last guy...*sad face*

CD: Well, this isn't that guy is it?

Angela: No, but...please John!!!! Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Kate: John, ur already in enough trouble so why don't we just end it here? You won't be in as much trouble!

Jinny: Yeah, listen to the Captain..she knows her stuff.

John: Yeah, thats why every night at Dad's u make fun of her and say she knows nothing!

Jinny: *elbows john*

John: Don't make me do it Jin! u r asking for it!!

Your turn

again...come on

I'll IM her and tell her to when she's on, k?

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful!

I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob!

~*Danielle*~
<3 y'all!

She can't, cuz she's writing on Modest Intentions, but she will soon.

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful!

I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob!

~*Danielle*~
<3 y'all!

yeah, well, tell her to hurry!

I AM WAITING....PLEASE HURRY!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all, I'm sorry! I'm in training right now and that takes up a lot of my time. I barely have enough time to eat, sleep, read for two hours a day (I have to, or I get grounded. And reading on here doesn't count), check the boards, and write on MI. It's really time consumimg, and I want to apologize. I'll be done in a few weeks and then I'll have more free time. So, please be patient with me!

Thank you much,

Kenzie

Okay, no problem! i was just wondering and waiting! No problem. What r u training for? Good Luck!

Swimming... I don't really have to, but if I don't, my mom lays a guilt trip on me and that's worse than swimming 100 laps a day. And besides, I can't think of a better way to spend my summer! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Today was my first day and I'm quite sore so maybe by the end of the week, I'll be able to move without flinching! lol... I'm off! TTFN! And I'm probably boring you out of your mind!

K, you're soooooo lucky! At least you're not burned to a crisp in your pool! Well, your math teacher's pool... Course, what would ya be doin at Mrs. Bray's house? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif But ya still need ta write more, even though you're training, which really paid off 2day at Falen's bday party. Great story! Kerrin, I'll never have the patience you do... Adios, mi chicas!

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

*¤.¸¸.·´¨`»Danielle«´¨`·.¸¸.¤ *
<3 ya! :)

Yes, i do have some good patience! lol, one of my MANY skills.....j/k!

okay, my patiance is gone! Come on sister suzie!!!!!

Okay, I'll write more now... It probably won't be any good cuz I'm in a hurry, and I don't think well when I'm being rushed...

J: You know what, John. Either shoot me or end it right now. Because it's not worth it and you're gonna be in a heap of trouble and-- (Magda, Cpt., C.D., and Angela burst through the door.)
M: SFPD!
J,Jo,T: Duh!
C: John, put your hands up!
A: You're under arrest!
Cpt: I've already put in a call to your commanding officer and he wants me to suspend you and if Jinny and Theodore are pressing charges then, you'll be lookin' at about 3 or 4 years in the pen. Jin, are you pressing charges?
J: You bet I am!
Cpt: C'mon. Magda, read him his rights...
M: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law. You also have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be presented to you by the court of law. (She takes him out, followed by Ange & C.D.)
Cpt: You did good, Jin.
J: Thanks... You did, too.

Okay, I told you it prolly sux... Ta, dears... Now, I really think I'm winning!

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

WEll, i like that as the ending....Capt saying good job to Jin...lol

Hey, can we write a comedy now? I'm really hyper (who knew that Altoids had sugar alcohol in them! I ate two whole cans!) and when I'm hyper I can only write comedies! Puh-leeeeze? I think we write well together! Pleease? If u won't, will someone else? PLEASE? I'm desperate and drunk on sugar alcohol!

Comedy? Comedies good, I like comedie I'm good at comedie... But you all know that from my psychotic Fan Fics now dont you, if shes not willing too do comedy, I AM!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

All right lets do a comedy!!!!! And this time we will do it good! You start

IM me:

nancymckeonfan89

or tell me what ur doing here?