Tuesday, August 19th 2008
JLo Doesn't Get It

JLo was on "Good Morning America" yesterday to talk about how she's training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. Some nosy ***** on the set of the morning show told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo just doesn't understand why everyone is talking about "that swimmer" and not about her!

The nosy ***** went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

JLo is ******* right! Michael Phelps is known for being a superhuman who pretty much conquered the impossible, and JLo is known for being a former Fly Girl with a fat ***. Our priorities are all ****** up! JLo should be the one getting all the attention. Shame on us! And shame on NBC for devoting hours and hours to Phelps instead of JLo. ****, Debbie Phelps shouldn't be in Beijing! She should be in Malibu, preparing to cheer on JLo! We all should.

There's just one little problem though. I don't think any of us really give a **** about JLo!

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Obviously, had we known J Lo was "training" for a triathlon, we'd have been all over that story. Now that I know she's been doing that, I could just kick myself for watching the Olympics for the past couple of weeks.

J-LO, WE'RE SORRY!!!!! OMG, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US??

Seriously, all J Lo had to do was be in a "reality" show about her training, and all of us would have gladly dropped what we were doing in order to watch it.

J Lo - if you see this message, it's NOT TOO LATE!

If there was ever a reality show that was made to order, it's J Lo "training" for a triathlon.

I wonder what such a show would be called?

No one cares about her anymore. It's not a mere coincidence that her latest movies went straight-to-DVD and her last album only sold 55,000 copies its first week!

It's 2001 anymore Miss Jenny Lo.