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NancyJoJinny 03-30-2001, 09:53 PM This is another continueation...
Jinny walked into the room with magda. Jinny was now 8 1/2 months pregnant.
M:So jinny when are you going on a maternity leave.
J:One more week, its wierd i dont know what to do with myself when i not working...
A:Or drinking or...
J:Ehhhmm, lets just stop the conversation right there...And what do you want me to do, get drunk at 8 months pregant? Ok ill do that.
A http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifont take everything so personally, sheesh
Jinny did her best to sit down.
J:Well sorry but im as big as a house, and im not quite used to it yet.
M:And ill just enlighten you on this...you never will.
J:Thank you, i needed that for my self esteem.
M:Oh comeon, your not that big.
J:Ok so im not that big for somebody whos pregnant...but thats still big.
M:Trust me youll look great after the babys born.
A:Yeah you were so skinny you could gain 40 lbs and still be a perfect size 6.
J:But i used to be a size 3.
CD:Really... oh whatever, can we drop it now.
J:Geez your in a bad mood.
CD:I despise my husbands cheating, low down, unworthy of me, sicko ass!
J:Well that sums it up just fine.
CD:No wise cracks please
J:Im sorry you know im only kidding.
CD:Yeah i know. So hows desk duty been treating you?
J:2 months, if i wanted this i would have been a secratery.
CD:Good luck surviveing for the next week!
Kate came out of her office
K:Its time to hand out cases.
Jinny moaned and put her head on her desk.
K:Something wrong?
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstill with head down)No no im just fine.(sigh)Ill just sit here all day, alone, all by myself and write.
K:Well dont worry, teddy will be here.
Jinnys head popped up.
J:Really?
K:Yeah today is his day off and he wants to spend it with you. Well thats what he said.
J:Oh goody! When will he be here?
T:Hello!
J:That answers my question.
T:So how are you feeling.
Jinny glared at him.
T:Right, i got you candy.
J:Oooohhh candy gimme! gimme! gimme!
T:Ok ok, here.
Jinny examined the box.
J:These milk chocolates.
T:Yup!
Jinny gave a big smile.
K:How cute. CD Angela, a robbery down town, and Magda and Peter...A shooting in LA
M:Hmmm this sounds interesting.
Everybody but jinny and teddy left the room.
T:Soooo, whats up.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifchewing)Nothing much.(she swallowed)
T:No bar right.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifnervosely)n...no.
T:Jinny?
J:Well only like twice.
T:Jinny? Is that all?
J:3 or 4 but thats it.
T:Havent you ever heard of fetal alcohol syndrome.
J:Yes and im sooo sorry, really.
T:Yeah well you cant change what happened but please dont do it again.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsigh)Fine. Oooohhh... Ok pain here!
T:What? but your not due for 3 weeks.
J:I know that and you know that...Ugh, but she dont know that.
T:Fine, come on were going to the hospital.
J:Oh ok lemme get the chocolate...
T:No eating while in labor.
J:You just had to reasearch this didnt you.
T:Yeah...
J:Whatever, hospital now.
T:Ok, ok.
More later bye
Exstead 03-30-2001, 10:21 PM Awesome!!!
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Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me.
CD: Why?
Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.
~Exstead~
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 03-30-2001, 10:42 PM great so far cant wait to read more!!!
NancyMcKeonFan8976 03-30-2001, 10:57 PM GOOD WORK!!! Morre would be great!!! right bout now?
Jo_Polniaczek 03-30-2001, 11:37 PM MOOOORRREEE!!! please?
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~Jo
AIM-JoandNatRule
ICQ-38668978
Message me any time!
~3 things in life matter, FOL, The Division, and Mountain Dew!
NancyJoJinny 03-31-2001, 01:30 PM Ok...You want more, ill give you more because im being nice today.
(Hospital)
Teddys on jinnys cell phone.
M:Inspector Ramirez.
T:Magda, its me at the hospital, jinnys in labor
M:Oh yeah, uh huh, thats just great! You know it couldnt wait until were done here could it?
T:No.
M:Well i guesse were done here now. magda hung up.
M:Hey peter, get over here.
P:What is it?
M:Jinnys in labor and we are leaving.
P:But, we have to....
M:I really dont care, WE ARE LEAVING!!!
P:Fine.
(Back at hospital)
T:Angela, jinnys in labor, Jinny wants you all here.
A:What? Really? Geez well, yeah of course were comeing. Bye.
CD:Ange, what was that about.
A:Jinny is at the hospital, in labor.
CD:Well, get in the car!
A:Calm down, we will be there on time, this takes hours.
CD:Well, sooooooorry.
A:Whatever, comeon.
(Hospital, again)
T:Hello, captain?
K:Who is this? Theodore is that you?
T:Yeah.
K http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifo you knwo where Magda and Peter are thay dissapeered.
T:There here at the hospital, jinny is in labor.
K:Oh! oh oh! This is big, im comeing!
T:Yeah thats why i called you.
K:Uh huh, right, be there soon bye.
Teddy turned to the room full of people.
T:Well ahve i missed anybody?
CD:Jinnys Ftaher and her brothers, who still ahvent spoken to her.
T:Well they should know anyway.
Teddy called her father.
T:Hello this is theodore.
JD:The kids dad?
T:Yeah the kids dad, jinnys in labor, i just thought you should know.
JD:Well im comeing down there
T:You....are?
JD:Look i might be angry that she got herself pregnant, but i still love her. NAd her brother, john will be here. Emphasis on will, and of course casey.
T:Well im sure she'll apperciate it.
JD:Bye
T:See ya.
M:So what did he say.
T:Hes comeing and so is john and casey.
A:I thought john hated her.
T:Well....Hes comeing and thats whats important.
g2g more later bye
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 03-31-2001, 02:05 PM awesaome keep going!! please dont have the baby die because we have had enough sad fan fics!! well u can if u want to but nvm, its ur fan fic!~
NancyJoJinny 03-31-2001, 02:57 PM No! nonononononono! I would never have the baby die, id cry at myself! Does that even make sense? Whatever here ill post more...
Oh by the way, john and casey are there...JN stands for john and JD stands for jinnys dad.
Dr:Extead.
M,A,CD,K,T,P,C,JN,JD:Yes!?
Dr:All of you for the same Extead?
M:Yes what?
Dr:Well she can have visitors now, but sincethere is so many of you, 4 at a time please.
JN:You can all go first.
K:Alright, me, magda angela and CD.
CD:Fine. she gave john a mean look. Well go first.
(Jinnys room)
CD:How ya doin?
J:You have to ask? Shouldnt the words "Natural child birth" Answer that for you?
K:Yeah i know what you mean.
J:Wheres Teddy?
K:Only 4 at a time could come in and he can stay the whole time and we cant so its only fair we comr first.
J:Ok, contraction!
Jinny grabbe Magdas hand
M:Oh! Ok!Ok! Pain here.
J:You wanna talk about pain!?!?!?!?!?!
M:Nevermind but could you let go now!?!?!
J:Ok its over, did i hurt your hand?
M:Ill survive.
J:im sorry
CD:You know your being very nice, i wish you were in labor all the time.
J:Welp thats your opinion. ehhh, i guesse my father isnt comeing is he.
A:No.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifh...
A:Hes already here.
J:What why, he hasnt spoken to me in what, 5 1/2 months.
M:Well, likw you said, hes gonna have accept it sooner or later.
J:I said that 5 months ago and you remembered?
M:Yeah.
J:CONTRACTION!
Magda backed away.
J:your makin this very ahrd on me you know! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jo's Girl 03-31-2001, 03:25 PM Exstead!!!! Okay keep going here!!!!!
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Jo: Uh...In a minute your gonna have flared teeth.
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 03-31-2001, 03:49 PM aweosme keep going!!!
NancyMcKeonFan8976 03-31-2001, 04:24 PM Go on, write some more! i love it sooo much!!!
NancyJoJinny 03-31-2001, 04:44 PM Now i could torture you for years, but i wont.
M:Well sorry, but i dont want to loose my hand over this.
K:How much longer did they say until the babys born.
J http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifSigh)Like 1 or 2 hours.
Dr. Several weeks ago you had a few tests done?
J:Yeah.
Dr:And the results were lost right?
J:Well yeah i got really pissed when they were, whats your point.
Dr:Well they show your going to have twins.
J:WHAT!!!! WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE!?!?!?
Dr:Well...I.....Dont know, we lost your results, normally you would have known 2 months ago...
J:IS THAT ANY EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!HOW COULD YOU LOSE THEM!?!? ISNT THERE SOME LAW AGAINST THAT!?!?!?
K:I dont think ive ever heard of it before, then again ive never had a case like that before.
J:WHATEVER! Uhhhh...God i dont believe this, i had tests done before this, why?
Dr:Ok thati dont know.
J:Get out!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!
Dr:Were very sorry.
J:OUT!
M:Jinny are you ok?
J:I dont know why i didnt know this before. Takeing care of one will eb hard enough but 2? Can i handle it?
M:Hey, remember what you said. ABout your brother, im sure you can handle it.
J:Yeah but, why didnt i know, i had testsall the time.
The doctor came back into the room.
J:What do you want?
Dr:We found out that until now your test results were being switched with someone elses.
J:Im sueing you!
Dr: Well...
J:No forget it i really dont care right now, well handle it later! CONTRACTION!
g2g bye
Jo_Polniaczek 03-31-2001, 08:16 PM MOREEEE!!! Pretty puh-leaseee?
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~Jo
AIM-JoandNatRule
ICQ-38668978
Message me any time!
~3 things in life matter, FOL, The Division, and Mountain Dew!
Exstead 03-31-2001, 08:31 PM More!!! (Please with the puppy dog face the sad eyes and all)
NancyMcKeonFan8976 04-01-2001, 12:01 AM Goodness...please don't torture us anymore than we have too! Write more!!!!!
Me,Myself and I 04-01-2001, 11:55 AM OK this is awesome please dont torture me write more asap.:)
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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!
NancyJoJinny 04-01-2001, 01:17 PM Well, instead of leaving you in this tortured state for years to come ill post
J:Go get teddy...
M:Fine, come on guys.
(Waiting room)
T:that was quick.
K:Well she needs to tell you some(raises one eybrow)Interesting news.
T:Huh?
A:Shell explain it to you.
CD:Yeah get in there pop!
T:Im almost afraid to ask her what the news is.
(Jinnys room)
T:So whats the(immatates captain)Interesting news
J:Ehhhmm hmm yeah uh huh, yep, well...
T:You siad the same thing when you told me you were pregnant, spit it out.
J:Twins, were haveing twins.
T:twa twa, twa twin twins, as in 2 twins.
J:No as in 1 twin(sarcastically)Twins means 2 kids for the price of one.
T:Well, thats good, we can name one jinny and one teddy.
J:Their both girls.
T:Jinny and Jenny.
J:Jinny and Jenny? Oh thats good, thatll really confuse their teachers, contraction!
Jinny grabbed his hand.
T:Jinny(high pitched nice voice) Jinny dearest, JINNY!!!!!!!!
J:Shut up or i swear to god ill break your freakin hand!
T:Ahh hahh, yeah, think you alredy have, ok.
J:Ok its over now. here you can have your hand back now.
She pushed his hand back at him.
J:You mind go getting my father and my brothers?
T:Fine,
(waiting room)
Hey she wants you now.
JN http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsarcastically)Oh joy.
CD:Oh my god, shes your sister, i know you love her now get your ass in there!
C:Yeah, come on!
JN:Fine im comeing.
JD:Yeah like you had a choice.
(Jinnys room)
C:Hi
J:Wait, middle of a contraction here. Uhg their getting wooorse.
JN:yeah and when it is you can go back to the bars and go home with whats left of the male population in california that you havent gone home withyet.
J:My god, how irresponsible do you think i am?
JN:No more irresponsible than you are in real life
JD:John thats enough, dont talk to her like that!
J:Well you knowwhat i have some news. Im haveing twins.
JD:What?
J:Why does everybody keep saying that, is it so hard to believe?
C:Well, nobody knew....
J:There was a screw up....
JN:Yeah you.
J:There was a screw up with the tests! Contraction.
This time she grabbed caseys hand.
C:Ahh, jinny!
J:Shut up and take it like a man!Ahhhh, oh god!
John started to giggle.
J:And whats so funny.
JN;Huh? nothing, just, this would make such a nice family picture.
JD:What?
JN:Nevermind.
J:Its over...
C:Thank you!(He pulled his hnad away) Were gonna go get teddy now.
J:Ok
JD:Oh by the way, pick ed out a name yet.
J;hehe, Jinny And Jenny.
JN:Thats like the same name.
J:I know.
(waiting room)
JN:Were done now.
M http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsleepy)What time is it.
CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsigh)Like 2am
A:How much linger tll this is over.
T:Not much longer.
C:Oh and by the way whaen you go in there.
M:We know We know...
M,A,JN,JD,T,K,CD http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifont let her touch your hands.
C:You got it.
g2g bye
AlexzBonner 04-01-2001, 01:46 PM This is sooooo really good!
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Rachel: Like that key chain said, boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver Mercedes Benz.
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J: Where you can say, "Yes, Martha, we're still in the land of the free!
B: And the home of the tacky!
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~
E-Mail-- teddysangeljinny@yahoo.com
Jo's Girl 04-01-2001, 01:56 PM This is good!!!!!!!
NancyMcKeonFan8976 04-01-2001, 08:17 PM Write more! i will walk to where ever you live in this state and force you to sit down and write more!
Division Fan 04-03-2001, 11:19 PM Please finish this, I'm dying to know what happens.
Me,Myself and I 04-04-2001, 07:12 AM Originally posted by Division Fan:
Please finish this, I'm dying to know what happens.
You cant do this to me
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B:Beverly Ann let me tell you about Jo and her bike she took it on her first date she polishes it every weekend they're inseperable, like peanut butter and jelly.
BA:Roy and Trigger
B:Bingo
BA: And the Catholics
B:Right
BA:And left
B:STOP!
BA:And go
B:Please
BA:And thank you
B:Get out of here
BA:And come again oh I love this game!
NancyJoJinny 04-04-2001, 05:48 PM Ok ill stop the torture.
(a while later)
Jinny has like been in labor for 12 hours...which is a loooooooooong time to be in a waiting room.
T:Jinny are you feeling ok.
J:How many times have you asked me that? Liek 20 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
T:Im sorry...im...im just nervose
J:Your nervouse HA youuuuuuuuuu dont have to give birth to two babys!
T:I...im sorry.
J:Oh shutup!!!!!!!Oh! ANother contraction! Oh GOD!!!
T:Ok ok, calm down just breath.
J:It is hard to think about breathing at a time like this
T:Calm down.
J:AHHHHHHHH!! I cant do this anymore(starts to cry) I want it over.
Dr:Well your in luck.
J:What?
Dr: You at 9 cm, and in about 20 mins youll be in delivery.
J:You better make ti fast, because i swear if you dont there will nto be a doctor here who will not need medical attention!!!!!!!!!
T:Jinny!
J:Why dont you go tell everyone to, leave or stay or whatever!
T:Uh, wh...yeah fine
(waiting room)
EVery body but john is asleep.
T:Hey hello people wake up!
M:WHat is it, did she have the baby yet?
T:No, but so far shes threatened me the doctor...and everybody who has ever done anything to annoy her in the slightest bit.
K(sleepy) Whatever..so what your saying is we got our typical bithcy jinny, and our "im in labor so dont make me mad" jinny.
T:Ye..ah
M:Lucky you you get to sit with her.
T:Bout 20 more minutes.
Dr. Hey Mr> Bromenthal. Its time.
T http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifr not.
NancyJoJinny 04-04-2001, 05:49 PM Ok ill stop the torture.
(a while later)
Jinny has like been in labor for 12 hours...which is a loooooooooong time to be in a waiting room.
T:Jinny are you feeling ok.
J:How many times have you asked me that? Liek 20 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
T:Im sorry...im...im just nervose
J:Your nervouse HA youuuuuuuuuu dont have to give birth to two babys!
T:I...im sorry.
J:Oh shutup!!!!!!!Oh! ANother contraction! Oh GOD!!!
T:Ok ok, calm down just breath.
J:It is hard to think about breathing at a time like this
T:Calm down.
J:AHHHHHHHH!! I cant do this anymore(starts to cry) I want it over.
Dr:Well your in luck.
J:What?
Dr: You at 9 cm, and in about 20 mins youll be in delivery.
J:You better make ti fast, because i swear if you dont there will nto be a doctor here who will not need medical attention!!!!!!!!!
T:Jinny!
J:Why dont you go tell everyone to, leave or stay or whatever!
T:Uh, wh...yeah fine
(waiting room)
EVery body but john is asleep.
T:Hey hello people wake up!
M:WHat is it, did she have the baby yet?
T:No, but so far shes threatened me the doctor...and everybody who has ever done anything to annoy her in the slightest bit.
K(sleepy) Whatever..so what your saying is we got our typical bithcy jinny, and our "im in labor so dont make me mad" jinny.
T:Ye..ah
M:Lucky you you get to sit with her.
T:Bout 20 more minutes.
Dr. Hey Mr> Bromenthal. Its time.
T http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifr not.
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 04-04-2001, 07:29 PM great cant wait for more!!!
Jo's Girl 04-04-2001, 09:11 PM This is the best!!!! Please give us more!!!!
NancyMcKeonFan8976 04-04-2001, 09:18 PM GREAT!!! You are torturing us more!!!1 Pleazzz finish fast!!! More, more, more
Division Fan 04-05-2001, 06:16 PM This is going to kill me! I can't wait to find out what happens, by the way it's really great so far!
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Blair: He said it was an uplifting experience.
Jo: An uplifting experience? What is it, a painting or a bra?
Division Fan 04-05-2001, 06:18 PM This is going to kill me! I can't wait to find out what happens, by the way it's really great so far!
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Blair: He said it was an uplifting experience.
Jo: An uplifting experience? What is it, a painting or a bra?
NancyMcKeonFan8976 04-08-2001, 12:22 AM Write more!!! it is awesome!!!!
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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!
Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery
Jo_Polniaczek 04-14-2001, 08:37 PM Are we gonna see the end to this? It's sooo good and I've been waiting forever! Sorry, I'm just an impatient person...okay, okay I'll ask nicely. Pleeeeaaase?
NancyJoJinny 04-14-2001, 11:02 PM SONN SOON SOON! Ill get it...i jst have to finish the others!
Jo_Polniaczek 04-14-2001, 11:27 PM Gr8!!! I can't w8! lol...hehe
Jo's Girl 04-15-2001, 07:43 AM OK this is a awesome fan fic BUT I WANT THE ENDING...sorry it's Easter and I just ate like a bunck of candy!!!!
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~Jo's Girl~
My advice...Listen in school...Watch "The Division" and FOL.
"Uh in a minute your gonna have flaired teeth"-Jo
nancysbiggestfan 04-15-2001, 02:36 PM I gotta know what happens!! PLEASE finish it.
By the way graet fan fic.
ISmellFine 04-15-2001, 05:35 PM This is great!!!! you gotta finish it... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.
Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?
Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.
Teddys_Angel_Jinny 04-17-2001, 10:36 PM This is awesome! But, do you mind if I post mine like this?
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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §
NancyJoJinny 04-18-2001, 09:13 PM OMG post it kenzie! Ive been waiting for it for mounths!
Teddys_Angel_Jinny 04-19-2001, 05:06 PM OK, OK! I will! And also, cograts to Danielle and myself for winning first county at Quiz Bowl!(You probably have NO idea what that is, but it's complicated so I won't go into it!)
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God bless you one and all.
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friend."
§ John 15:13 KJV §
NancyJoJinny 05-02-2001, 08:28 PM And the moment you were all waiting for... Respond to this or i wont finish!
Teddy: (runs ito room) JINNY??
Jinny: Im never ding this again i swear! Never!
(outside)
Jinnys Dad: Ok... Ok..Ok calm, calm...ok.
John: Dad shut up!
Jinnys Dad: Yeah fine... calm. Iiiiim going to be a grandfather!
Casey: We figured that out like 5 months ago.
Jinnys dad: Yeah yeah... calm.
(back in room)
Doc: Ok... just one more.
Jinny: Oh god.... (baby starts crying) Ohmy... oh... Oh shes so beutifull!
Doc: Well your in for a slight bit of a more wait... Your only 6 cm dialated for the second one.
Jinny: Oh thats great... ooooh, another contraction...
More later!
[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 05-02-2001).]
Teddys_Angel_Jinny 05-02-2001, 10:01 PM OMG, write more SOON!!
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First and foremost, I would like to dedicate all of my posts in loving memory of Mrs. Delia Gray, who is an EXCELLENT quiz bowl coach!
(This is a true story!) While reading my social studies book to my little sister, we came across the Menshevicks and the Bolshevicks. Well, my sister, has gone around the house for the as 3 weeks saying, "Bolshevicks, Menshevicks, and Polniaczeks!"
~Kenzie~
nancysbiggestfan 05-03-2001, 12:39 PM This is great!! Please post more, cause you are torturing me!!!!
MORE MORE MORE!!!!
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nancysbiggestfan
Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!!
BIG Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!
BlairW_1 05-03-2001, 05:08 PM More!!! Please, I really need more if this to cheer me up. SOMEONE (glares at mother) wouldn't let me go to Mrs. Gray's funeral today! So someone please sheer me up, k?
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In loving memory if Mrs. Delia Gray...
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13
"For the Lord is good, His mercy is everlasting, and His truth endures to all generations." Psalms 100:5
"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord." 1 Thessalonians 4:16,17
~*Danielle*~
NancyJoJinny 06-09-2001, 09:09 PM Jinny: I dont think im going too live too see this next baby! Ahh!
Teddy: Ok calm down, deep breaths deep breaths...
Jinny; Shut up with that deep breth thing you do!!!!!!! I am in pain! I dont have the time nor am i in the netal state to concentrate on breathing! For all i care i could be holding my breath for the next hour!
Teddy: Uhh... Yeah.
***Outside***
Jinnys Dad: I think im loosing my mind!
John: We can see that.
Jinnys Dad: I CANT HELP IT!
Casey: Dad, couldnt you have like a panick attack now? And pass out, and stop talking!
Jinnys Dad: Ok! *passes out*
Casey: I was not seriose.
John: Doctor Please?
***In room***
Jinny: *crying* I cant take this anymore!
Teddy: Shhh, shhh, Its ok calm down.
Jinny: I cant, i cant... I cant do it.
Teddy: Yes you can...
Jinny: Not have this Baby... Take care of it... Take care of the 2, i dont think i can be a good enough mother.....
More later.
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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.
Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!
CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.
Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.
Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?
~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
Jinnyis#1 06-09-2001, 09:29 PM yay! you brought it back!!!! i really liked this one too...
~*~jenn~*~
Jo_Polniaczek 06-19-2001, 01:06 PM MORE!! Please?
ISmellFine 06-19-2001, 02:33 PM Come on Dana! This is hilarious!!! Post more!
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Luff,
NmRoX
[But you can just call me Jinny Exstead]
JIN AND TEDDY ROCK!!!!!!!
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha! :D :p
Teddy: So, uh... I don't know. What else did you buy?
Jinny: How do you know I bought you anything for your birthday? Maybe I plan on knitting you a sweater or... give you something much more organic.
Teddy: Well, you do give good organic.
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.
Visit my Nancy McKeon website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)
InspectorJinnyExstead 06-19-2001, 02:48 PM Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:
This is another continueation...
What story comes before this?Please tell me.
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Jinny:This Is Who I am.
*YeeHaw!*
Cara Reelly HAtes All 07-04-2001, 02:49 AM Im sad she should of had boy twins and named them Cole and Colin http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
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