Your top 5, 10, 15, 20, 25... whatever you like. I know, it's like picking your favorite child.


1. China Syndrome Part 2 - Loved the way the show ended plus I loved the montage (song was great with it).

2. Net Prophets - Love the Christmas Ones

3. Noel Cowards - Again, love the the Christmas Ones

4. Assaulted Nuts - Doug stapling his undercarriage, Arthur riffling through Carrie's purse leading to the line... what do you need birth control pills for, does he touch you?

5. Strike One, Too, Three - Grouping these together... starts with car breaking down with Doug in his boxers and then proceeding to beat up the clown. During the strike the guys sleep a lot, grow facial hair, and heckle everyone they see. Doug also buys a new car before the strike occurs.

6. Doug Out - Doug calls Arthur a demented old circus monkey and has to make it up to him by taking him to a Mets game.

7. Queasy Rider - Doug gets a motorcycle. He crashes into the garage door tips it over a lot and soon learns he hates it.

8. Flash Photography - Deacon introduces Doug to novelty wedding photos while being bored out of their minds at a wedding. Doug takes a picture of his "be front" with a top hat and everyone blames Danny who was once in love with the bride.

9. Pilot - Doug gets his big screen and wreck room but it is soon lost when Arthur (who burns down his house) has to move in. The moment where Doug hugs his big screen and says I love you really sets the tone for the series.

10. Frozen Pop - Arthur moves up stairs when a cold spell arrives. This episode is where I got my user name from.

11. Affidavit Justice - Doug is a star at Carries law firm's softball game which soon leads to another law firm "wooing" him to join them if he brings his big bat. It's hilarious how Doug is sliding, diving and going all out and Carrie's says how nobody is taking it serious and that the second basemen has a full plate of chicken. LOL

12. Kirbed Enthusiasm - Doug tries to get in to shape so he can try out for a semi pro football team. This in order to get Kirby to stay in football and help Deacon de gay his son. Love the line where Doug is like did you see me out there?, I'm averaging 17 yards a carry and I am threading the needle.

13. Screwed Driver - It's like high school again when his parents visit. Doug's gotta study when he fails his IPS test and mom cracks down.

14. Educating Doug
Supermarket Story - Most people don't have this as a favorite but I love the whole grocery store setting.

15. Arthur, Spooner - Doug can't sleep when Carrie has to work on a project for work at night but soon finds out Arthur's warm body will do.

16. Awful Bigamy - Doug works it when he has Carrie as his upstairs wife, Holly as the downstairs wife and a coworker's sister as his "coliseum wife".

17. Food Fight - Spence's girlfriend is going to culinary school and Doug is in heaven when she bakes all this great food for him to try. Carry and Spence become jealous.

18. Inn Escapable - Doug and Carry end up staying at a bed and breakfast type place when they go on vacation. The end tag is hilarious when Doug shows up as the couple who own the place's son who hasn't been around for years. "I'm home pop." Also, thought it was hilarious when they run over the lawn gnomes and stuff to escape.

19. Where's Poppa? - Doug and Carrie are free to do what they want when they send Arthur off to work at Danny's pizza place.

20. I, Candy - Doug gets his fancy pants on when a pretty waitress pays him a compliment.


This was tough to do so... I could easily have added others and taken some out.

I'd say: Cologne Ranger
The one where Doug goes back to school to bartend
The one where they see their Pastor in the movies and accidentally agree to give back for Xmas
Gamblin 'Diction
American Idle
Tube Stakes
Dire Strayts

Part Favour - Danny's bachelor party
Apartment complex -Doug speaks chinese
Surprise artie-Doug and Arthur at buffet
Doug Less 1 & 2

My favorite is "Ragin Bulls". Doug and Ray Barone decide to go to a night club. I loved it when they went shopping for new clothes. Anyone say Kettle Corn?

Paint Misbehavin
The Bed & Breakfast one
The one where they go to a lodge & then get lost in the woods
The Eddie Money episode

I'm not very good with the episode titles. I remember some -

Bun Dummy

Arthur, Spooner

Food Fight

Apartment Complex

Also:

the one where Carrie gets Lasik surgery and it doesn't go well

the one where Doug thinks the server from the karaoke bar is stalking him

the one where D&C are arguing "silently" during a show

the one where Doug dresses up like a clown and Carrie beats the crap out of him(they never show that ep in reruns, at least I haven't seen it yet)

the one where Carrie & Deacon and Doug & Kelly start doing things together

I know there are more, I'll think of them later

I love some the names of the episodes, I love the play on words!! Wings used to do that all the time. For example, they had an episode called Olive or Twist.

I'm not very good with the episode titles. I remember some -

Bun Dummy

Arthur, Spooner

Food Fight

Apartment Complex

Also:

the one where Carrie gets Lasik surgery and it doesn't go well

the one where Doug thinks the server from the karaoke bar is stalking him

the one where D&C are arguing "silently" during a show

the one where Doug dresses up like a clown and Carrie beats the crap out of him(they never show that ep in reruns, at least I haven't seen it yet)

the one where Carrie & Deacon and Doug & Kelly start doing things together

I know there are more, I'll think of them later

I love some the names of the episodes, I love the play on words!! Wings used to do that all the time. For example, they had an episode called Olive or Twist.


speak'n of judge judy.... are there any new episodes or are they just re-runs now???? And are you gonna buy the dvd that comes out with j.j.'s clips???

speak'n of judge judy.... are there any new episodes or are they just re-runs now???? And are you gonna buy the dvd that comes out with j.j.'s clips???

I don't get to watch her everyday but I thought she had started her new season, then there are some cases that are being shown, that I remember seeing before.

And are you gonna buy the dvd that comes out with j.j.'s clips???

I'm not going to buy it just yet. I'm hoping to get it for Christmas!!

Wrote this 3 years ago but just updating a bit for fun. Since then some that have moved up on my list.

Thanks, Man would probably be in my top 10 now. The one whole eye patch thing, and Danny with his little tv watching the game during thanksgiving dinner. How do you get tackled by a guy from Sweden?.... What are you blind?

American Idle would also be in my top 10 now. The cell phone cases Carry makes... Spence - I think it's dialing someone. Carrie - Like you couldn't use a new friend. The whole thing with the coffee pot carafe.

Also, Mild Bunch, G'Night Stalker, Raygin Bulls, Apartment Complex, Party Favor, Tube Stakes, Taste Buds, Bed Spread, etc have all moved up.

So if anyone wants to make a list of their favorite or wants to update a list. Maybe over the years some of the ones you use to like you don't like as much or maybe some you didn't like before you like more now. Make a list of those sorts as well.

Long Live The King!!!

The episode where Eddie Money guest stars.

Offensive Fowl

Mama Cast

So many. I like the one where Doug, Deacon, and Arthur dress up like gangsters and Deacon is wearing his baby in a sling on his stomach. Also, I like the one where the Russians are fixing, or not fixing, Doug and Carrie's mold problem. I like the one where they don't want to combine their yard with the Shlotzkys. So, the Shlotzkys rub the fact they have a pool into Doug and Carrie's face. Then, Doug swims in the pool.

i love that one too.

"Black List"
Deacon makes Doug jealous by finding a friend who is basically a black Doug and Carrie can't find anyone who will do her nails because of her rude, abrasive personality. Those Asian women in the nail salons responses to Carrie and Doug's attempts to "act black" had me laughing out loud!

"Foe Pa"
Carrie thinks Arthur ruined her job interview so they get in a huge fight and Doug and Holly take a bunch of calls from Arthur who thinks he's calling people from Carrie's past to try to fix his mistakes that hurt her. Their impressions are hilarious!

"Dark Meet" and "Flash Photography"