OK i cant write comedy...but thier all sad so i though id make a happy one.

(At jinnys apaertment)

Magda:Were partners now and you should atest consult me before you make another one of your compulsive decisions!

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifholding beer bottle) Oh come on nothin happened.

Magda:The Man was armed Jinny! You dont attack an armed man!

Jinny:Hell it worked!

Magda:But what if...

Jinny:Oh cut the "what if" bull! I can take care of myself.

Magda: You almost got us killed!

Jinny: Bite me!

Magda: You are so drunk...

Jinny: well! Ill be sober tomorrow but youll be ugly for the rest of your life!

Magda: Thats it im leaving!(walks out door)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giffolows her) Wait come here(and when she did jinny slammed the door on her nose.) HAHA! DOnt mess with the Jinny girl!

( the next morning, magda is sitting at her desk and everyone else is god knows where)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifwalks in)Hey...

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifturns around and has a bandage on her nose) You broke my nose! You know that! (to captain) She broke my nose!

Captain http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifont break your partners nose....

Jinny:Fine mom...No wait ill break any nose i want!

Captain: Hey!

Jinny:Ive broken many a nose before and i have yet to(CD and Angela walk in)...Break theirs!

Angela:Break what?

Jinny:Your nose il break all your noses!

Captain:Alrighty then...Time to hand out cases. Jinny and magda...We have an armed robbery...And CD and Angela...Another armed robbery.

Jinny: Wow...criminals have relly lost thier creativity!

Captain:Jinny!

Jinny:Well they have!

Should i finish or do you hate it as much as i do?

That is pretty good. i liked it!
Please continue.

yeah, keep goin

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

keep goin! This is really good!

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CD- And how long has it been since you got some Jinny? 24 hours.
Jinny- Yes, mom, but i rountinly practice safe sex!

Teddy- What? Your in danger and I'm supposed to hide in the closet?

Jinny- I guess I'm just a dumb cop. Why don't you spell that out for me.

Awesome

Ooooookaaaaaay Ill post more...

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftakes folder from kate) Armed robbery and assault....Oh...great...He came here to do the crime...but they say he lives in LA.

Jinny:Oh no...Were gonna spend more time driving then solving the case.

Captain:Well...This is what your paid for..

(in LA at an apartment building)

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifO you have any information on this guy.

Receptionist: He doesnt live here...On hte corner of Magdelana and Virgina.

Magda and Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifexchange glances)

Jinny:Uhhhh...OK?

Magda:Uh huh...Well we better get going.(they both leave building)

(outside)

Jinny:Magda wheres my car?

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifamn! I left it unlocked.

Jinny:WHERE IS MY CAR!?!?!?!

Magda:Uhhh...It was stolen?

Jinny:Thats right...And why is it stolen?

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifembarressed)Because i forgot to lock your car...

Jinny:Thats right(with a devilish smile)

Magda:Jinny im very so...

Jinny:Thats alright....Can i have a moment alone...(walks about 20 feet away) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!( walks back) Im better now.

Magda:WHat do we do now?

Jinny:Call somebody.(gets out cell phone)

(5 mins later)

Jinny: Nobody will pick UP!!! not my dad...my brothers...my friends...or captain...

Magda:I dont even know what to say.

Jinny:You know...this reminds me of that movie dude wheres my car...Exept...We wewrent drunk...So theres no reson(magda backs down) Why MY CAR SHOULD BE GONE!

G2g...SHould i finish...im skepticle about it!

Yes keep going

ok!

(That night at 11PM, magda and jinny are sitting on a park bench)

Jinny:No money...

Magda:No place to go.

Jinny:No beer.

Magda:No change of cloths.

Jinny:No beer.

Magda:No contact with NE body who can help.

Jinny:No beer.

Magda:Is that all you think about.

Jinny:Yeah! Big WHoop!

Magda:Thats great...I want to know how to get home and u want beer.

Jinny:No(swivles feet up on bench)I want to go to sleep and i want you(kicks Magda off bench)To find your own bench.

Magda:Hey.

Jinny:Goodnight!

Magda; FINE!!!

(next morning)

Magda:Jinny...Jinny get up...

Jinny:5 more minutes ma 5 more minutes.

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifGrabs Jinny) Hello earth to jinny this is magda over.

Jinny:SHut up!

Magda:No! Come on!

(5 hours later)

Jinny:We are going to be here for all eternity...

Magda:Somebody will come looking!

Jinny:They all dissapeered of the face a the earth! Why dont you tell me what we do now?

Magda:I Really dont know.

g2g

NOOO!!! Don't go..this is sooo good! Keep it up!!!

Ok ok ill post more...

Jinny:Great just great...I dont need this right now...Call....Ben

Magda:And whats he gonna do?

Jnny:I have no clue...but....UHHHHHHHHHHG We Are STUCK! STUCK STUCK STUCK!!!!!

Magda:Pethetic we ar so pethetic.

(that night, Jinny and Magda are standing on a strrt corner(not a smart place to be) and are not too happy)

Jinny:I am thirsty...starving to death...And why isnt anybody picking up(throws cell phone in street and guy runs it over)

Magda:Why did you do that!

Jinny:****! That was our only phone!(guy pulls up)

Guy:Hey ladies need a ride?

Magda:One sec(pulls jinny aside)

Jinny:What?

Magda: You know what he wants and im not getting in that Truck.

Jinny:Well...HWen we get somewhere well just get out.

Magda:B...

Jinny:WHat can happen? We carry guns!

Magda:Im gonna regret this...(they get in the Truck.)

Guy:Where do you want to go?

Jinny:ANy chance youll give u a ride to san fran?

(scene cuts to outside of truck and as he pulls away jinny and magda are left standing there)

Jinny:It was worth a shot...

Magda:Why is this happening? What did i do wrong!?!?

Jinny:No hope...No hope at al were gonna be standing here till we die of starvation!

Magda:You threw the phone.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifont blame this on me...

Magda:Yeah well its your fault..

Jinny:Yeah i know.

I g2g buh bye now

This is good!! Keep posting please!?!?!

Awesome!!! Thanks for writing a happy one.

This is great!! please post more asap. i am dying to know more. i love it!

Ok lets see....I have been working non stop on fan fics...AND I LOVE IT! HAHA!

(at station)

CD:WHere are they?

Angela:They left yesterday and they never came back...Jinny's cell phone is dead too.

(john and casey are there)

Casey http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifidnt anybody call?

John:Somebody called last night...But i was to lazy and didnt want to pick it up...

Captain:Nice job....Well...SOmebodys gotta go find em....(nobody speaks) Oh for god sake...were all going come on!

(in la, Madgas sitting on te ground with her bach to a building, NAd jinnys sitting on the lege that sticks out)

Magda:You think thier ever gonna come and save us.

Jinny:No not really...

Magda:Thats a comforting thought...

Jinny:This was so uncalled for...Its all your fault...you left the car unlocked.

Magda:Well SSoooooooooooRY

Jinny:You better be.

Magda:How was i supposed to know somebody would hot wire it!

Jinny:Its downtown LA...Somebody other than me must know how to hotwire a car.

Magda:I dont remember how to hotwire.

Jinny:Yeah well...it just kinda stuck in my mind...

Magda:HWat time is it?

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifLooks at watch)3 AM

Magda:You have a watch....We can sell it.

Jinny:No way no pawn shops getting my watch!

Magda:WHy not?

Jinny:Because its too expensive!

Magda:Like how much?

Jinny:Like 100 dollars!

Magda:Wel..you can buy it back!

Jinny:I dont want to buy it back...Im keeping the watch ad thats IT!

More later bye!

I dont care if you want more or not...IM writin it!

Magda:Fine let us die here! I really dont care.

(wherever in LA everybody else is)

Casey:They are in the city somewhere.

John:How do you know that? Knowing Jinny they could be in Newark New Jersey by now!

Captain:I really doubt that!

Angela:Isnt that Jinnys car?(points to a car up on cinderblocks on curb covered in grafiti with broken windows)

CD:Oh god!

ANgela:WHat if they were kidnapped!?!?

Teddy:No i doubt it...The car was probably stolen.

CD:SO what your saying is that thier stuck out here...With no car...and we have to find them.

Captain:Yes...Check all the bars and clubs in the nieghborhood

John:Yeah ok...Me and casey wiil take the bars and clubs...ANd all of u check street corners.

Captain:Uhhhhmmmm Ok...Yeah...lets go.

(now its like 5)

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifmeanly)I am exausted!

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifstill sitting)I dont care.

Jinny:Sooo...what have you been up to?

Magda:Im sitting on a street corner with bigmouth over here...And i have no car and no money.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifscowls)Yeah well...you got the car stolen!

Magda:Would you drop it already!?!

Jinny:Im holdng thid against you for all eternity.(a bunch of people wearing leather with everything rings starts towards them)

Magda:You should get along with them just fine.

Jinny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifpicks up rock)Why dont you take this and stick it up your...

Girl http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifpunk) Yo! I noticed you been capin out here on our corner.

Magda http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.giftrying to explain)Look...

Jinny:Well its our corner now huney so move the hell over!

Girl:Exuse me, but i dont like your tone of voice(turns to a buch of guys) Should we teach her a lesson?

Guys:Yup?

Jinny:Bring it on!!!!!!!!

Magda:Jinny...this is dangerouse...

Jinny:I flirt with danger!


I g2g bye!

lol..more...i like it...this is funny

peace yall

omg!!! this is sooooo sunny! i love it!!!! more more more

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Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men.
Magda: You...give up sex? No way.
Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery

Ok, ok...Ill write more.

Magda:Jinny...Wiat dont!

Girl http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifJumps on Jinny and pushes her down) I got you now!(Jinny does somethin and the girl flys off her, jinny jumps to her feet, kicks hits and whatever elses to the 3 guys...At this point, everybody but Jinny is on the ground)

Jinny:No...i got u now.

Magda:Well...ummm...Very nice.

Jinny:Thank you...I was quite bored.

Girl:WHo are u?

Jinny:Inspector Jinny Exstead(shows badge)Of the SFPD...and your under arrest for assalting a police officer.

Girl http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifher and everyone gets up and limps while running away)

Magda:Arent you gona chase em???

Jinny:ANd what drag her around the city???

Magda:Good point(they satnd up and go around the corner, at that moment Evreryone...after finding each other again walk around the corner and CD sits right where Jinny was)

John:They are no where!

Angela:They probably are in...New...whatever new jersey.

Casey:This is ********!

John:Like you.

Casey:I chose to ignore that comment...This is ********...Theyre not here! Theyre probably at the station right now looking for us!!!!


i g2g c-ya

hahah..they just missed them.....hehee....this is good...more more more

This is awesome!!!! The Division is on in like 20 min!!!!! I'm soooooo excited!!!!

ohhh, i love this!!!! Keep it up!

HAHA! OK i thouht you all hated it!

Jinny: (hands in pockets) I have money(pulles out a few bills) I HVAE MONEY I HAVE MONEY AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Magda: Lemme see?

Jinny: (counting it) Oh thankyou its just enoguh! (runs into a nearby bar and throws money at him) Budwieser! Now! (he gives it to her and she downs it in one sip)Thankyou.(people in room do an unithusiastic clap, and jinny bows) Thank you and good (looks at watch) Morning... And shame on you for drinking so eary!(she leaves)

Magda: You idiot! You wasted money for food... On a beer!

Jinny: (very proud) Which i downed in one sip!

Magda: Thats it...*as loud as she can* CD, ANGELA, CAPTAIN WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*whever they are*

John: Did you hear that???

CD: It was Magda!

I G2g more later bye!

The division is on in 28 min. i'm excited and ur fan fic rules!!

Keep up the great work! i lovvvvve it!!!

HAHA!

Jinny: Well fine then! Ill go this way and you go this way! Ill find money! Il get money!

Magda: Yeah whatever!

Jinny: Yes i will! (turns corner and bumps into casey) Your here! Their here Magda their here!

Maga: Their here!

Jinny: I know their here stupid!!! (hugs casey) You saved our lives!

Magda: We can go home!

Jinny: We can go home!

Magda & Jinny: WE CAN GO HOME!

John: Yes you can... but theres a problem with your car.

(scene cuts to jinny standing near her car)

Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am going to kill the bitch who did this! My beautiful little red car! ( leans on it and cries) My car...

Magda: Ok, your done now... were going.

Jinny: Ok..... my car! (gets into whoevers car it is they drove there) my car.

CD: Yeah we know your car!

Jinny: My car.

CD: Shut up.

Jinny: Ok.

Angela: You had no money that whole time??? Nothing to eat or drink?

Magda: Jinny had 1 beer...

Jinny: Which i downed in oe sip!

Magda: Yeah, well i had nothing becase she didnt think of little old starving me.... SHE COULDVE BOUGHT A BURGER BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE BOUGHT A BEER.

Jinny: Beer helps hunger!

Magda: Not really!

Jinny: Well it does for me.

John: Geez, this is the stupidest argment i have ever heard.

Jinny: Jerk

John: Slut

Jinny: Bully

John: Floozy

Kate: Shut up! You guys cant come up with a good insult if your life depended on it.

Jinny: Be quit you, power hungry PMSing loud mouthed ruler of all, let people fight! Its a part of life!

Kate: Why dont you, you alcoholic slut, whos idea of a good time is not knowing where you are the next morning!

Jinny: (sarcastically) Ouch you burned me.

Kate: Uh huh.

Jinny: So when we get home... Will you be nice and buy me a beer?

Everyone: NO!

Jinny: Ok, ok, just a suggestion..


THE END! sorry if it was rushed, i cant think of anything else.

HAHAHA!!! that was funny!!

LMAO!!! FUNNY! loved it! ur good at comedy@!