closed off from love...i didnt need the pain ohno: once or twice was enough, and it was all in vain :rolleyes: time starts to pass and before you know it you're frozen :eek:

but something happened for the very first time with you. my heart melted to the ground, found something new :eyes: and everyones lookin round think im going crazy

but i dont care what they say, im in love with you :biglove: they try and pull me away but they dont know the truth. :mad: my hearts crippled by the vein that i keep on closing...you cut me open, and i keep bleeding, i keep...keep bleeding love http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon10.gif i keep bleeding...keep keep bleedin love ohhh i keep bleedin keep keep bleedin love...you cut me open. <3

trying hard not to hear, but they talk so loud. ticked: their piercing sounds fill my ears, try to fill me with doubt http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif but i know that the goal is to keep me from falling.

but nothings greater then the rush that comes with your embrace :hug: and in this world of loneliness i see your face :love: yet everyone around me thinks im goin crazy :o

but i dont care what they say. im in love with you. :heart: they try to pull me away, but they dont know the truth. my heart's crippled from the vein that i keep on closing...you cut me open...and i keep bleeding love. <3

and its draining all of me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon11.gif yet they find it hard to believe. ill be wearing these scars for everyone to see :happyface

you cut me open...and i keep bleeding love. <3

This was quite a revelation. :eek:

Yes. I finally had to admit my love for Aunt Bea's asian friend Hini Yung.

I love you, Hini. <3

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/old_and_tired.jpg

:eek: I NEVER KNEW THIS! Whoa, you must like older women. ;)

I love a woman who lived through The Civil War. <3

Yes. I finally had to admit my love for Aunt Bea's asian friend Hini Yung.

I love you, Hini. <3

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/old_and_tired.jpg
Whoa! Cool

Whoa! Cool
:rofl:

:rofl:
LOL

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rofl: :clap

(i don't care how late i am, it was epic lulz)

:rofl: :clap

(i don't care how late i am, it was epic lulz)
:lol: THANKS!

u say im ur best friend. u no that u can count on me :rolleyes: u say im nice, im funni. IS THAT WHY IM NTO THE GIRL OF UR DREAMS?!?!?! :eek:

u say that im the only who understands u. bUT IM THE ONE ON FRIDAY NIGHT WITH NOTHING 2 DO :mad: I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY I GOT SOMETHING 2 SAY ticked: WE BOTH KNOW THAT UVE BEEN CHEATIN OFF MY PAPER SINCE THE 7th GRADE. U NO U DO IT!!!

HEY DONT GO WALKING AWAY :mad: :mad: :mad: THIS IS 4 EVERY GIRL ALIVE WHOS EVER BOTHERED WITH A BOY LIKE U!!!!

i hate ur call waiting cause i know ur on the line with HER!!! :barf: u click back, its so frustrating cause u dont remember where we were!!!!! :eek:

u ask 4 movies that ive seen. u wanna no whats gud. but shes the one who gets 2 go when I SHOULD!!!!!!! :confused: I DONT THINK SO!!!!

hey ive got sumthin 2 say ticked: I SAW HER WEARING THAT JACKET THAT I GAVE U ON CHRISTMAS DAY!!! U SAID U LOST IT!!!! hey dont go runnin away!!! this is 4 every girl alive whos been bothered with a boy like u!!!

im just a fool that u can kick around!!! the loser who picks u up when u r down!!! the girl in glasses who sits next 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ALWAYS TELLS U THAT UR GREAT AND FIXES ALL UR BIG MISTAKES AND THEN U GO ND BREAK HER HEART, she gets ur call and falls apart! I DONT THINK SO!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/smilies//madderest.gif

HEY I GOT SUMTHIN 2 SAY!!! someday ull relize i was ~da 1~ but then, its gonna be 2 LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ULL BE SORRY! :mad: heyyyy DONT GIVE ME THAT FACE!!!! THIS IS FOR EVERY GIRL ALIVE HOOS HEARTS BEEN BROKENN BY A BOY LIKE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wave:


lOOOZER!!!!:lol:

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/Winnie20the20Pooh.jpg

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/Winnie20the20Pooh.jpg
what is that supposed to mean :mad:

Kids these days...

Kids these days...
im a hip hop queen! a rock nd roll dream!!! :eyes:

ohhhh christ

This is the thread where the ceremony will take place. :)

Tonight, we join hands and wish a life of wedded bliss to our favorite young couple, our beloved friends Joseph Caporta and Kelsey Johnson. My wish for you two is that Kelsey somehow finds a way to be faithful her whole life long, and Joe will be crazy enough to stick by her. Best of luck, and I hope you both enjoy married life as much as I'll enjoy getting drunk off my ass tonight in the name of love! :grady: LET'S DO THIS THING!

what love? :confused:

^JK LOLOLOL

what love? :confused:
-cries-


Oh ok. -sees JK- :lol:

']-cries-


Oh ok. -sees JK- :lol:
:)

:)
:crazy:

so are we starting or are we going to wait 21 pages like last time-LOL

I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE /drunk

my best man is late :( well i wouldnt expect him to be on time. he was even late to his own weddings :)

I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE /drunk
i thought i told you no slushies until the reception :mad:

http://www.arrakeen.ch/usacan/063%20%20wedding%20cake.jpg

MMM WEDDING CAKE! I bet you can't wait to feed eachother this, eh?!

GOTHIC WEDDINGG~~~~~~~~

-wears a black dress- LOL FUNERAL.

my best man is late :( well i wouldnt expect him to be on time. he was even late to his own weddings :)
:( We're ALL late, but it's okay, cause we're all gonna be together soon!

http://www.arrakeen.ch/usacan/063%20%20wedding%20cake.jpg

MMM WEDDING CAKE! I bet you can't wait to feed eachother this, eh?!
it looks like a giant hat.

http://www.arrakeen.ch/usacan/063%20%20wedding%20cake.jpg

MMM WEDDING CAKE! I bet you can't wait to feed eachother this, eh?!
I ORDERED A RED BLOOD CAKE :mad:

i thought i told you no slushies until the reception :mad:
Sorry, just couldn't wait. :mrtarver:

']GOTHIC WEDDINGG~~~~~~~~

-wears a black dress- LOL FUNERAL.
since when are we goths? :eek:

im here, hey yo G - whut UP?!

']I ORDERED A RED BLOOD CAKE :mad:
:( FINE, HOW'S THIS?
http://theweddingplannerireland.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/unusual-wedding-cake.jpg

Sorry, just couldn't wait. :mrtarver:
:mad: DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS WEDDING??! WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT AT THE INTERVENTION.

since when are we goths? :eek:
WELL Kelsey marrying is like a horrier story in my mind. :lol:

im here, hey yo G - whut UP?!
YAY ONE GUEST IS HERE-LOL

im here, hey yo G - whut UP?!
Hey, Roby made it! :wave: *hands some punch to yew*

']WELL Kelsey marrying is like a horrier story in my mind. :lol:
thats why im already prepared to be singing "Take a Bow" to you by the end of the night :(

:( FINE, HOW'S THIS?
http://theweddingplannerireland.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/unusual-wedding-cake.jpg
PERFECT. :D

Hey, Roby made it! :wave: *hands some punch to yew*
DONT TAKE IT ROBY SHE SPIKED IT

:mad: DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS WEDDING??! WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT AT THE INTERVENTION.
:mad: I CAN DRINK. It's a special occasion! Besides, I have to be drunk off my ass to let you two do something as crazy as this.. :o

:( FINE, HOW'S THIS?
http://theweddingplannerireland.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/unusual-wedding-cake.jpg
i aint eatin that piece of shyt

im here, hey yo G - whut UP?!
OMG A GUEST! HEY ROBY! :wave:

:mad: I CAN DRINK. It's a special occasion! Besides, I have to be drunk off my ass to let you two do something as crazy as this.. :o
you know we could've just eloped. would've been easier.

DONT TAKE IT ROBY SHE SPIKED IT
I did not. :(

i aint eatin that piece of shyt
Well, I'm not buyinga 3rd cake sry :)

thats why im already prepared to be singing "Take a Bow" to you by the end of the night :(
:(


FINE.


-rips some decorations down-

Well, I'm not buyinga 3rd cake sry :)
ill take the giant hat.

you know we could've just eloped. would've been easier.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have gotten any gifts from me!

Hmm.. what DID I get you two.. OH, I KNOW!

dam i refreshed the page, and all of the sudden....this thread was 3 pages o_O

:mad: I CAN DRINK. It's a special occasion! Besides, I have to be drunk off my ass to let you two do something as crazy as this.. :o
I'm sober and I still find this crazy. :grr:

ill take the giant hat.
Ok, great. :)

Yeah, but you wouldn't have gotten any gifts from me!

Hmm.. what DID I get you two.. OH, I KNOW!
do i wanna know? :(

ill take the giant hat.
I LIKE THE RED CAKE :mad:

']I'm sober and I still find this crazy. :grr:
That's okay, marriage IS crazy, but you're gonna love it! *FAKE BUT DAZZLING SMILE*

']I'm sober and I still find this crazy. :grr:
were you sober when you accepted my proposal?

That's okay, marriage IS crazy, but you're gonna love it! *FAKE BUT DAZZLING SMILE*
thats what i said to you before you and Jack eloped ;o

FLOWER GIRL IS HERE
...drunk.

']I LIKE THE RED CAKE :mad:
fine. ;o

who will be jumping out of it? :confused:

FLOWER GIRL IS HERE
...drunk.
:( this wedding is already a DISASTER.

i aint eatin that piece of shyt
eat it? why no, silly joe, you are going to LIVE in it

were you sober when you accepted my proposal?
YOU NEVER ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU :mad:

do i wanna know? :(
Well, it's for the honeymoon! :) Matching, diamond bedazzled performance thongs!


GOT YOU TWO A BLENDER, AS WELL. I mean, who DOESN'T need or want a blender?! Those things are just loads of fun.
http://www.nait.ca/blogs/cerebraldischarge/files/2008/02/blender.jpg
NIFTY RIGHT?!

fine. ;o

who will be jumping out of it? :confused:
I DUNNNOOOOO :D

:( this wedding is already a DISASTER.
well at least you will be pleased to note that so far you are winning in the test I have done with the internet stupidity filter

fine. ;o

who will be jumping out of it? :confused:
Flower girl.

thats what i said to you before you and Jack eloped ;o
And I got NOTHING. :mad: From you OR Jack!

']YOU NEVER ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU :mad:
yes i did i guess you were just drunk :(

Flower girl.
or we can get Bea Arthur like last time :drool:

FLOWER GIRL IS HERE
...drunk.
:wave: *hands another drink*

well at least you will be pleased to note that so far you are winning in the test I have done with the internet stupidity filter
thats good news :woohoo:

:( this wedding is already a DISASTER.
I'm drunk with love of DROPPING FLOWERS.

:wave: *hands another drink*
IN CHURCH?

eat it? why no, silly joe, you are going to LIVE in it
THAT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA! Joe, put on your ''wedding gift'' from me and give Kels a sexy dance after you jump out of the cake! Nothing says ''this marriage will last'' like seducing your bride in front of friends and family!

:wave: *hands another drink*
*drinks*

I'm drunk with love of DROPPING FLOWERS.
if you say so :(

IN CHURCH?
Jesus drank wine!

IN CHURCH?
It's the church of the fonz. anything goes.

IN CHURCH?
It's the church of the fonz. anything goes.

THAT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA! Joe, put on your ''wedding gift'' from me and give Kels a sexy dance after you jump out of the cake! Nothing says ''this marriage will last'' like seducing your bride in front of friends and family!
wow thats a great idea Lynn! never thought of that :)

IN CHURCH?
It's the church of the fonz. anything goes.

IN CHURCH?
It's the church of the fonz. anything goes.

']YOU NEVER ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU :mad:
are we gonna need the SHOTGUN

DAM AT ALL THE MULTIPLE POSTS O_O

wow thats a great idea Lynn! never thought of that :)
:D WHY am I still single?! I know all the things a great relationship needs! :(

ESS OH FUQUED UP

that internet stupidity filter is really amusing me.

DAM AT ALL THE MULTIPLE POSTS O_O
I'M SO SORRY.
*hic*


Ahhh, the Jew is here:
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/Tourgasm35.jpg

wow thats a great idea Lynn! never thought of that :)
:eek:


I honestly can't keep up with the posts so many to go LOL too :(

:D WHY am I still single?! I know all the things a great relationship needs! :(
because you're a drunk gold digger remember?

I'M SO SORRY.
*hic*


Ahhh, the Jew is here:
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/Tourgasm35.jpg
BRINGIN THE JEW FACTOR

LOL, Text is likely to be stupid.

because you're a drunk gold digger remember?
:( I'm not a gold digger, I just know my worth! :snob:

DAM AT ALL THE MULTIPLE POSTS O_O

BRINGIN THE JEW FACTOR
HE IS HERE EARLY :eek:

THIS IS A DISATERR -does a bride crying thing and runs to dressing room dramaticcccc-

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/avgn5.gif

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/avgn5.gif
OMG....


YOU CAME...

']HE IS HERE EARLY :eek:

THIS IS A DISATERR -does a bride crying thing and runs to dressing room dramaticcccc-
:( GURL, YOU CAN'T GET COLD FEET NOW! We got the cake, the guests and everything! I'm just BARELY drunk as well. :)

DAM AT ALL THE MULTIPLE POSTS O_O
:rofl:

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/avgn5.gif
ROFLLLL

TF says (10:42 PM):
So Joe
TF says (10:42 PM):
I just went pee, and it smelled like bacon bits
Joe says (10:42 PM):
:eek:
TF says (10:42 PM):
Am I going to DIE?
Joe says (10:42 PM):
yeah
Joe says (10:42 PM):
bye

']OMG....


YOU CAME...
Oh.... ****.. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/unsure.gif Forgot to tell you, I brought a date! James. :o

:rofl:
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/Gitmo2.jpg

TF says (10:42 PM):
So Joe
TF says (10:42 PM):
I just went pee, and it smelled like bacon bits
Joe says (10:42 PM):
:eek:
TF says (10:42 PM):
Am I going to DIE?
Joe says (10:42 PM):
yeah
Joe says (10:42 PM):
bye
:rotflmao:

:( GURL, YOU CAN'T GET COLD FEET NOW! We got the cake, the guests and everything! I'm just BARELY drunk as well. :)

:( I got socks onnn
Where are all these drinks comming from? -drinks a random Pina slushie-

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/avgn5.gif
WHAT IS THAT MANWHORE DOING HERE?

Wouldn't be a wedding unless I showed up late, which I HAVE.

Oh.... ****.. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/unsure.gif Forgot to tell you, I brought a date! James. :o
:eek: :eek: :eek:

OH NO YOU DID NOT. YOU SNUCK ONTO MY FARM?????????????????? :eek:

']:eek: :eek: :eek:

OH NO YOU DID NOT. YOU SNUCK ONTO MY FARM?????????????????? :eek:
He needed some, umm fresh air!

WHAT IS THAT MANWHORE DOING HERE?
DON'T YOU SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT! -whacks with a newspaper-

FINALLY HES HERE

Wouldn't be a wedding unless I showed up late, which I HAVE.
:wave:

WHO IS DOING THE MARRY-ING?
IT SHOULD BE A JEWISH WEDDING.

']DON'T YOU SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT! -whacks with a newspaper-
:snob:

CAN WE START THIS NOW

WHO IS DOING THE MARRY-ING?
IT SHOULD BE A JEWISH WEDDING.
but neither of us are Jewish :eek:

Wouldn't be a wedding unless I showed up late, which I HAVE.
WELCOME TIFF.


AND SHOULD I SAY YOU LOOK GREAT. :D

']DON'T YOU SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT! -whacks with a newspaper-
SAVE YOUR FIGHTING UNTIL AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED. :o

He needed some, umm fresh air!
:rolleyes: SUREE....

but neither of us are Jewish :eek:
Who cares! We can still get down like Jews. :)

Wouldn't be a wedding unless I showed up late, which I HAVE.
didja bring the SHOTGUNN

but neither of us are Jewish :eek:
DOSENT MATTER.

']:rolleyes: SUREE....
:lookaroun UMM, these drinks sure are good! :)

uh oh DRAMA!

dont mind Lynn, Kelsey. she's a raging alcoholic. she doesn't know what she's doing. :)

but neither of us are Jewish :eek:
stick that in yer yamulka

stick that in yer yamulka
:lol:

Who cares! We can still get down like Jews. :)
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/Tourgasm107.jpg

:lookaroun UMM, these drinks sure are good! :)
Yeahhh... *shiffty eyes*

uh oh DRAMA!

dont mind Lynn, Kelsey. she's a raging alcoholic. she doesn't know what she's doing. :)
Thanks Booboo bear ;)

OK I THINK THE CEREMONY SHOULD START NOW *cough*

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/rawrheppe/Tourgasm107.jpg
who are THEY

']WELCOME TIFF.


AND SHOULD I SAY YOU LOOK GREAT. :D
Why thank you, Kelsey. What a lovely bride you make.

uh oh DRAMA!

dont mind Lynn, Kelsey. she's a raging alcoholic. she doesn't know what she's doing. :)
:cuss:

']Thanks Booboo bear ;)
no problem. she probably wont even remember him by tomorrow :)

didja bring the SHOTGUNN
LOL There being the word "Reply" above this post.

Why thank you, Kelsey. What a lovely bride you make.
Thank you ;)

OK I THINK THE CEREMONY SHOULD START NOW *cough*
WHO'S GONNA DO IT

uh oh DRAMA!

dont mind Lynn, Kelsey. she's a raging alcoholic. she doesn't know what she's doing. :)
"Ever since the Biblical time of Abraham, Jews have circumcised their sons on the 8th day of life, in accordance with the Biblical commandment in the Book of Genesis: "And God said to Abraham: 'You shall keep my covenant, you and your children after you. He who is eight days old shall be circumcised, every male throughout your generations.'"

"Because the Hebrew word for covenant is Berit, ronounced "briss" in Yiddish, the ceremony of Berit Mila is often referred to as a briss. The person who performs a ritual circumcision is known by the Hebrew name Mohel (masculine) or Mohelet (feminine.) The plural forms in Hebrew are Mohalim (masculine) and Mohalot (feminine.) The name in Yiddish is Mohel (masculine or feminine,) pronounced "moyl."

"It is customary to have a chair available for the prophet, Elijah, who is traditionally believed to re-appear before peace comes into the world. In a newer tradition, a chair is also placed for the prophet, Miriam who, according to Midrash, appeared to the Children of Israel as a life giving spring of water as they wandered in the desert before entering the promised land."

:cuss:
well its true. :/

WHO'S GONNA DO IT
Kevin? :lol:

BEFORE THE CEREMONY, YOU GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. May I have you allsss attention please? :)

BEFORE THE CEREMONY, YOU GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. May I have you allsss attention please? :)
YOU GOT MY ATTENTION. O;

"Ever since the Biblical time of Abraham, Jews have circumcised their sons on the 8th day of life, in accordance with the Biblical commandment in the Book of Genesis: "And God said to Abraham: 'You shall keep my covenant, you and your children after you. He who is eight days old shall be circumcised, every male throughout your generations.'"

"Because the Hebrew word for covenant is Berit, ronounced "briss" in Yiddish, the ceremony of Berit Mila is often referred to as a briss. The person who performs a ritual circumcision is known by the Hebrew name Mohel (masculine) or Mohelet (feminine.) The plural forms in Hebrew are Mohalim (masculine) and Mohalot (feminine.) The name in Yiddish is Mohel (masculine or feminine,) pronounced "moyl."

"It is customary to have a chair available for the prophet, Elijah, who is traditionally believed to re-appear before peace comes into the world. In a newer tradition, a chair is also placed for the prophet, Miriam who, according to Midrash, appeared to the Children of Israel as a life giving spring of water as they wandered in the desert before entering the promised land."

THANKS FOR THAT LOVELY SPEECH ROBY. :crying:

BEFORE THE CEREMONY, YOU GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. May I have you allsss attention please? :)
SURE

who are THEY
I believe that's DJ Felli Fel and his entourage.

Okay, then. *ahem*

We are here today to celebrate the wedding of Joe and Kels, and well, we wouldn't be here without LOVE. I know Kels may have a wandering eye, and Joe is mighty jealous.. but deep down, he really loves Kelsey, and I know she feels the same. Joe's really shy, so he asked that I present this very special gift he ''posed'' for a few days ago. It's just, you know, something to frame and set on the little drawer next to your shared bed, for whenever Kels gets lonely, I suppose. I hope you love it, girlfriend!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joecake.png

"Ever since the Biblical time of Abraham, Jews have circumcised their sons on the 8th day of life, in accordance with the Biblical commandment in the Book of Genesis: "And God said to Abraham: 'You shall keep my covenant, you and your children after you. He who is eight days old shall be circumcised, every male throughout your generations.'"

"Because the Hebrew word for covenant is Berit, ronounced "briss" in Yiddish, the ceremony of Berit Mila is often referred to as a briss. The person who performs a ritual circumcision is known by the Hebrew name Mohel (masculine) or Mohelet (feminine.) The plural forms in Hebrew are Mohalim (masculine) and Mohalot (feminine.) The name in Yiddish is Mohel (masculine or feminine,) pronounced "moyl."

"It is customary to have a chair available for the prophet, Elijah, who is traditionally believed to re-appear before peace comes into the world. In a newer tradition, a chair is also placed for the prophet, Miriam who, according to Midrash, appeared to the Children of Israel as a life giving spring of water as they wandered in the desert before entering the promised land."
I may or may not be too drunk to read all that.

"Ever since the Biblical time of Abraham, Jews have circumcised their sons on the 8th day of life, in accordance with the Biblical commandment in the Book of Genesis: "And God said to Abraham: 'You shall keep my covenant, you and your children after you. He who is eight days old shall be circumcised, every male throughout your generations.'"

"Because the Hebrew word for covenant is Berit, ronounced "briss" in Yiddish, the ceremony of Berit Mila is often referred to as a briss. The person who performs a ritual circumcision is known by the Hebrew name Mohel (masculine) or Mohelet (feminine.) The plural forms in Hebrew are Mohalim (masculine) and Mohalot (feminine.) The name in Yiddish is Mohel (masculine or feminine,) pronounced "moyl."

"It is customary to have a chair available for the prophet, Elijah, who is traditionally believed to re-appear before peace comes into the world. In a newer tradition, a chair is also placed for the prophet, Miriam who, according to Midrash, appeared to the Children of Israel as a life giving spring of water as they wandered in the desert before entering the promised land."
The heck? LOL

LOL There being the word "Reply" above this post.
i thought you would enjoy that

Okay, then. *ahem*

We are here today to celebrate the wedding of Joe and Kels, and well, we wouldn't be here without LOVE. I know Kels may have a wandering eye, and Joe is mighty jealous.. but deep down, he really loves Kelsey, and I know she feels the same. Joe's really shy, so he asked that I present this very special gift he ''posed'' for a few days ago. It's just, you know, something to frame and set on the little drawer next to your shared bed, for whenever Kels gets lonely, I suppose. I hope you love it, girlfriend!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joecake.png
...IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOW.

Okay, then. *ahem*

We are here today to celebrate the wedding of Joe and Kels, and well, we wouldn't be here without LOVE. I know Kels may have a wandering eye, and Joe is mighty jealous.. but deep down, he really loves Kelsey, and I know she feels the same. Joe's really shy, so he asked that I present this very special gift he ''posed'' for a few days ago. It's just, you know, something to frame and set on the little drawer next to your shared bed, for whenever Kels gets lonely, I suppose. I hope you love it, girlfriend!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joecake.png
LOL

...IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOW.
:o

:o
do you think id be better off killing myself now or after my depression due to that picture hits its peak? :confused:

Okay, then. *ahem*

We are here today to celebrate the wedding of Joe and Kels, and well, we wouldn't be here without LOVE. I know Kels may have a wandering eye, and Joe is mighty jealous.. but deep down, he really loves Kelsey, and I know she feels the same. Joe's really shy, so he asked that I present this very special gift he ''posed'' for a few days ago. It's just, you know, something to frame and set on the little drawer next to your shared bed, for whenever Kels gets lonely, I suppose. I hope you love it, girlfriend!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joecake.png
....O_O???/ -throws it on the ground and steps on it repeatly-

do you think id be better off killing myself now or after my depression due to that picture hits its peak? :confused:
I don't know, man. Just get this wedding finished first. :)

']....O_O???/ -throws it on the ground and steps on it repeatly-
:rotflmao:

I don't know, man. Just get this wedding finished first. :)
i think im going to go with the former. *jumps off balcony of chapel*

I don't know, man. Just get this wedding finished first. :)
they have to dance then

i think im going to go with the former. *jumps off balcony of chapel*
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

i think im going to go with the former. *jumps off balcony of chapel*
OH NO. :( *grabs Joe's legs* :mad: HURRY UP AND DO THIS.

LOL

too late. im already dead :(

too late. im already dead :(
FINE. I will go marry Tiff then. :)

too late. im already dead :(
If you were dead you wouldn't have typed that, dumbass. :o

']FINE. I will go marry Tiff then. :)
Dayum you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

']FINE. I will go marry Tiff then. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

If you were dead you wouldn't have typed that, dumbass. :o
fine ill go through with the wedding but after that? DEAD.

']FINE. I will go marry Tiff then. :)
*Pulls up quick to retrieve her*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
WELL YOUR GOING TO BE DEAD AFTER SO I DONT WANT TO BE A WIDOW.

fine ill go through with the wedding but after that? DEAD.
:( U KNOW U LUV IT

']WELL YOUR GOING TO BE DEAD AFTER SO I DONT WANT TO BE A WIDOW.
:mad: FINE I WONT KILL MYSELF

:( U KNOW U LUV IT
if by "luv it" you mean "abhor it, am disgusted with it, and it's ruined my life" then yeah :)

:mad: FINE I WONT KILL MYSELF
:woohoo:

Happy family. :)

if by "luv it" you mean "abhor it, am disgusted with it, and it's ruined my life" then yeah :)
:lookaroun No, that's not what I meant. :o

:woohoo:

Happy family. :)
I REFUSE TO MARRY THAT ":mad: " FACE. I'm marring Tiff now. :)

:woohoo:

Happy family. :)
LOL

well can we start this before you reveal another life-murdering photochop? :)

']I REFUSE TO MARRY THAT ":mad: " FACE. I'm marring Tiff now. :)
since when does TF like white women :confused:

LOL

well can we start this before you reveal another life-murdering photochop? :)
Yes, LET'S DO THIS THANGG.

too late. im already dead :(
internet stupidity filter says yer not

since when does TF like white women :confused:
Good question.. :confused:

']I REFUSE TO MARRY THAT ":mad: " FACE. I'm marring Tiff now. :)
YOU'RE GOING TO MARR ME?

PSYCHO!!!!

Good question.. :confused:
he seems to have DISAPPEARED. probably out making it rain on Syesha right now anyway.

LOL

well can we start this before you reveal another life-murdering photochop? :)
LOL

since when does TF like white women :confused:
LOL

he seems to have DISAPPEARED. probably out making it rain on Syesha right now anyway.
Syesha is probably in TORONTO now or something.

he seems to have DISAPPEARED. probably out making it rain on Syesha right now anyway.
:rofl:

Syesha is probably in TORONTO now or something.
you'd go all the way there just to make it rain on her.

:rofl:
Syesha: EW WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SPIC? :mad:

WHO IS DOING THIS ;OOO

Syesha: EW WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SPIC? :mad:
BUT SYESHA IS LIKE HISPANIC ISN'T SHE? :o HALF? /unnecessarycaps

YOU'RE GOING TO MARR ME?

PSYCHO!!!!
FINEEE

Errrrghhh.

Ah I'm sorry I'm just not getting in the mood for this. :( I'M TRYING TO GET INTO ITT BUT URGH. NOT WORKING BRAIN NOT SMART ENOUGH TO COMPUTE. :(

']FINEEE

Errrrghhh.

Ah I'm sorry I'm just not getting in the mood for this. :( I'M TRYING TO GET INTO ITT BUT URGH. NOT WORKING BRAIN NOT SMART ENOUGH TO COMPUTE. :(
since when does it take brain smarts to do a fake online wedding? :lol:

BUT SYESHA IS LIKE HISPANIC ISN'T SHE? :o HALF? /unnecessarycaps
maybe shes like you and chooses to ignore that fact : o

']FINEEE

Errrrghhh.

Ah I'm sorry I'm just not getting in the mood for this. :( I'M TRYING TO GET INTO ITT BUT URGH. NOT WORKING BRAIN NOT SMART ENOUGH TO COMPUTE. :(
Just take a deep breath gurl. It'll all be over soon and wedded bliss will ensue. :)

since when does it take brain smarts to do a fake online wedding? :lol:
I guess it doesn't but still I really don't know what to say I feel like just kicking back and watching LOL.

maybe shes like you and chooses to ignore that fact : o
Oh yeah, that's a possibility. :)

you'd go all the way there just to make it rain on her.
If I attempted that I would probably make it lightly drizzle on her and then run out of money.

Just take a deep breath gurl. It'll all be over soon and wedded bliss will ensue. :)
CAN WE DO THIS ALREADY?! someone call Kevin and tell him to get off of Paris. [/visit from 2006]

']I guess it doesn't but still I really don't know what to say I feel like just kicking back and watching LOL.
JUST A LEETLE BIT LONGER. This is the important part. :)

maybe shes like you and chooses to ignore that fact : o
LOL

CAN WE DO THIS ALREADY?! someone call Kevin and tell him to get off of Paris. [/visit from 2006]
LMAO

SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GONNA DO THIS?

']I guess it doesn't but still I really don't know what to say I feel like just kicking back and watching LOL.
well all you have to do is say I DO-LOL

LMAO

SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GONNA DO THIS?
James Avery?

OKAY GOT DAMN. ONE MOMENT

James Avery?
James Avery being a priest or something LOL

ok lets call James Avery up guys :)


HERE HE COMES!

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jamesss.jpg
James Avery: Are you two lovely white folk ready to get married? :)

James: You stupid kids. :mad: I was just in the middle of taking a bath.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jamesss.jpg
James Avery: Are you two lovely white folk ready to get married? :)
I AM.

James: You stupid kids. :mad: I was just in the middle of taking a bath.
:( OOPS.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jamesss.jpg
James Avery: Are you two lovely white folk ready to get married? :)
Scooby dooby Doooo

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/jamesss.jpg
James Avery: Are you two lovely white folk ready to get married? :)
LOL

James Avery getting out of the Bath tub to perform a wedding LOL

LOL

James Avery getting out of the Bath tub to perform a wedding LOL
I LAUGHED LOL. He is like dripping wet XD

http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/james04.jpg
James Avery: Okay, then let's get this show on the road. :) Joseph, repeat after me, and you might wanna say it quick because it looks like your wifey might be getting cold feet!

I, Vincent Joseph Caporta, take you, Kelsey Cinappropriate Johnson, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

']I LAUGHED LOL. He is like dripping wet XD
he still has his bath towel on and a rubber ducky on his shoulder.

']I LAUGHED LOL. He is like dripping wet XD
LOL

*Lynn gently wipes tears from eyes as she takes another sip of her champagne*

http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/james04.jpg
James Avery: Okay, then let's get this show on the road. :) Joseph, repeat after me, and you might wanna say it quick because it looks like your wifey might be getting cold feet!

I, Vincent Joseph Caporta, take you, Kelsey Cinappropriate Johnson, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
so am i supposed to say i do? :confused:

*Lynn gently wipes tears from eyes as she takes another sip of her champagne*
are the tears for the wedding or your frankly dangerous alcoholism?

so am i supposed to say i do? :confused:
...Well at least there's free food. Crappy food, but free food is free food.

he still has his bath towel on and a rubber ducky on his shoulder.
XDDD HIS SHOULDER.

so am i supposed to say i do? :confused:
No, just pretend you repeated it I suppose. :) Got this from a marriage website!

*Lynn gently wipes tears from eyes as she takes another sip of her champagne*
:crying:

...Well at least there's free food. Crappy food, but free food is free food.
well actually we couldnt find a way to pay for the reception hall so the food is $10 a person :(

are the tears for the wedding or your frankly dangerous alcoholism?
Both!

Both!
promise me you'll go to rehab while i'm on my honeymoon.

http://www.emmys.tv/awards/2005la/photos/JamesAvery_Mathe_5773.jpg
James Avery: Okay, children, just tell me.. Kelsey, do you take Joseph to be your husband, your BooBooBear for life? And Joseph, do you take Kelsey to be your wife, and Sexy Thing for ever and ever? If so, you two may share a passionate kiss in front of everyone here!

well actually we couldnt find a way to pay for the reception hall so the food is $10 a person :(
Looks like I'm gonna be making it drought on Syesha now.

well actually we couldnt find a way to pay for the reception hall so the food is $10 a person :(
Don't worry my farm is funding this. :D

promise me you'll go to rehab while i'm on my honeymoon.
No. :happyface

http://www.emmys.tv/awards/2005la/photos/JamesAvery_Mathe_5773.jpg
James Avery: Okay, children, just tell me.. Kelsey, do you take Joseph to be your husband, your BooBooBear for life? And Joseph, do you take Kelsey to be your wife, and Sexy Thing for ever and ever? If so, you two may share a passionate kiss in front of everyone here!
YOU GOT THIS FROM A MARRIAGE WEBSITE??! WHAT WAS IT FOR GHETTO WEDDINGS : o

YOU GOT THIS FROM A MARRIAGE WEBSITE?
OMG LMAO.

http://www.emmys.tv/awards/2005la/photos/JamesAvery_Mathe_5773.jpg
James Avery: Okay, children, just tell me.. Kelsey, do you take Joseph to be your husband, your BooBooBear for life? And Joseph, do you take Kelsey to be your wife, and Sexy Thing for ever and ever? If so, you two may share a passionate kiss in front of everyone here!
The pic LOL

YOU GOT THIS FROM A MARRIAGE WEBSITE??! WHAT WAS IT FOR GHETTO WEDDINGS : o
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/The-Fresh-Prince-of-Bel-Air/James-Avery-profile.jpg
James Avery: No, that was from the heart. And God damn it, TELL ME, YES OR NO?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/The-Fresh-Prince-of-Bel-Air/James-Avery-profile.jpg
James Avery: No, that was from the heart. And God damn it, TELL ME, YES OR NO?
YES

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/The-Fresh-Prince-of-Bel-Air/James-Avery-profile.jpg
James Avery: No, that was from the heart. And God damn it, TELL ME, YES OR NO?
LOL Looks like he's really in a church in that pic.

http://www.yaleherald.com/archive/xxviii/1999.10.22/news/unclephil300x296.jpg
James Avery: Kelsey, what about you? YES or NO?

we interrupt this wedding for a brief moment to bring you this message:

David will totally own Cook at a race. David was in track, while Cook's got some extra baggage if you know what I mean.

thanks for watching. we now return to your regularly scheduled programming - Oh That Kelsoe.

http://www.yaleherald.com/archive/xxviii/1999.10.22/news/unclephil300x296.jpg
James Avery: Kelsey, what about you? YES or NO?
-starts to get nervously twitch-

I GUESS SO~ Yes As long as he promises to make me more voice clips as long as he LIVES.

we interrupt this wedding for a brief moment to bring you this message:



thanks for watching. we now return to your regularly scheduled programming - Oh That Kelsoe.
LOL

we interrupt this wedding for a brief moment to bring you this message:



thanks for watching. we now return to your regularly scheduled programming - Oh That Kelsoe.
:rofl:

CAN WE DO THIS ALREADY?! someone call Kevin and tell him to get off of Paris. [/visit from 2006]
Kevin DeSoto?

']-starts to get nervously twitch-

I GUESS SO~ Yes As long as he promises to make me more voice clips as long as he LIVES.
I WILL :)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/11/JAMES%20AVERY.jpg
James Avery: I'm gonna need a solid YES or NO, little lady.

*Lynn nervously eyes Kels* JUST SAY YES!

Kevin DeSoto?
OMG JACK... XDDDDDDDDD;

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/11/JAMES%20AVERY.jpg
James Avery: I'm gonna need a solid YES or NO, little lady.
LOL


COME ON KELS!!!

I WILL :)
OK. :D


YES JAMES, SIR.