Okay guys-you wanted a fanfic, you got one. It's my first so it might not be too good. Plus the fact i'm only twelve.

I'll post it soon. I left it at my mom's house(it's written down)and so i wont be able to post it for a week or two.

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Magda:Didn't you ever have a dog?
Jinny:I had a plant once.......It didn't make it.

Jinny:Will you stop grabbing my a**, before I gotta kick yours!

Jinny:Captain, my I speak freely?
Captain:When haven't you?
Jinny:When are you gonna get off my a**?
Captain:Maybe when it's not on backwards!

Jinny:I think I'm going to give up men.
Magda:YOU, give up sex?!
Jinny:I didn't say I was going to give up sex. I said I was going to give up men. To tell you the truth, I like the idea of getting intimate with something that comes with a money-back guarantee.
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Jo:Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh, 50/50......50?
Blair:Good Jo. We'll let you do the books.

Tootie:Are you sure you wanna give up your Saturday afternoons to go to work?
Jo: I wouldn't be goin to work. I'd be goin to heaven!

Jo:A clock! I need a clock! Mrs. G, I'm takin' your egg timer!
Mrs.G:Okay.
Jo:A fuse, I need a fuse! Now I gotta go mix up some stuff in the science lab!
Mrs G:Jo what are you making, a bomb?(laughs)
Nat:Yes, Yes!
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Jo: I'm gonna roll it through their door and then POW! Dead kawasaki's all over the street!

I'd love to see it! Post it when you can, okay? I'm working on one but it isn't that great ~~ can't wait to see yours!

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Mrs. G: Give me broccoli or give me death!
Nat: Where's your father?
Blair: In Nigeria.
Nat: It figures.
Jo: Blair, Blair, Blair, how many times have I told you, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!

thanx for that, um, well, burst of confidence. I think. I will start posting it in a while. please dont let this story get abandoned, though. i want people to read it when i post it.

Sounds great! Post it as soon as you can! I just got unblocked on mine so I should be finishing that one soon!

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

Okay guys! Here is some of the beginning tell me what you think!


~~~~~~Joanna's(Jo's) parents recently got a divorce and she's really depressed. She feels she needs something to get her out of depression, and to get her parents together. Is she bound for disaster? Read on and find out!~~~~~~
-----Jo's house in San Francisco. Her mother, Jeanette, (Ms. Warner) is on the phone with the SFPD-----

Jeanette:Hello? San Francisco Police Department?

Captain McCafferty:Yes; what's the problem?

Jeanette:My daughter Joanna Marie, has run away and I'm worried.

Captain:Can you give me more information? Age, height, appearance, what she was wearing when she left, hobbies.....?

Jeanette:She's thirteen, uh, about five feet tall, oh, um, she has dirty blonde hair that's shoulder length. Oh, and she likes to sing. She's pretty good, too.

Captain:Okay. Anything else?

Jeanette:When she left she was wearing these pump-heeled black shoes, uh, these black nylon pants, almost snakeskin-printed. She had on a black sweater and a white tee-shirt under it, and one of those expensive fifth-avenue leather jackets. She had her backpack, like she was going to school. It looked a little full, but I didn't ask.

Captain:So what exactly happened?

Jeanette:I don't know exactly but I got a call asking why Jo wasn't in school, and then when she didn't come home last night I, well I......(starts to weep a little)

Captain:It's alright. I have an officer who I think would be fit for this case.

Jeanette http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifweeping calms)Really?

Captain:Yes. Dhe has, well, let's say, experience.

Jeanette:Well, thank you.

Captain:You're welcome. We'll try our best to find your daughter. Good-Bye

Jeanette:Good-Bye.
------------Click~They hang up-------------


Hey guy, sorry I gotta go. My laptop's power is running out. I'll add more ASAP. Tell me what you think so far!

its great!!!!post more asap!!!!

Thanks! I'll post more soon but right now I have to write a report on french history and its due tomm (if there's school[i doubt it])and i still need a lot of info on the french revolution. this sux!

okay guys! i've given up on france and there's no school so here's more!

~~~~~~~~~~~~at the station~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Captain:Exstead!

Jinny :(walking into Kate's office) What's up?

Captain:I have a case for you.

Jinny:Not another dog i hope.

Captain:Nope. Actually, it's a thirteen-year-old runaway.

Jinny :(sarcastically)Oooooh, this ought to be interesting!

Captain:Jinny, this is serious.

Jinny:Of course. So what's the deal?

Captain:Names Joanna, but everyone calls her Jo. She left yesterday morning. Her mother thought she was going to school but then she got a call around noon asking why Jo wasn't there. She didn't go home last night so her mother got really worried.

Jinny:Okay, but I need some more info before I can get on this.
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sorry guys i'll post more in a sec, but someone needs to make a call.


[This message has been edited by DivisionFan_Jinny (edited 02-06-2001).]

hehe great~no school for us either!

Okay guys. Here's more!

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Captain:She's about five feet tall, dirty blonde shoulder length hair, uh, likes to sing; I guess she has a pretty decent voice, and when she left she was dressed like, (looks Jinny over) well, like you. Leather jacket and all.

Jinny:Well, where do you think I should look? I mean, this girl doesn't sound like the go-to-the-arcade-and-sleep-over-a-girlfriend's-house type.

Captain:Check everywhere.

Jinny:Even the clubs and bars?

Captain:Especially clubs and bars. You never know what she's capable of, or who she knows. Her mother says she's quite intellegent.

Jinny:Well this should keep me on my toes.

~~~~~~~~~A week and a few days later at a local dance club; the only placed Jinny hasn't checked yet in all of San Francisco~~~~~~~~~~
Jinny:(to a bouncer)Hi.(pulls out badge)

Bouncer:What's this about?

Jinny:I was wondering if you've seen a certain girl in here lately.

Bouncer:What?!

Jinny:Well, she's about five-three with her shoes on, dirty blonde hair-shoulder length. Look, she's thirteen but she has a fake I.D. and she's been getting into clubs and bars all over San Francisco. She's been going home with men. OLDER men. It seems she has a slight drinking problem, which is made worse by the fact that she's only thirteen. It's funny though-she only ever orders pina coladas and daquiris.

Bouncer:(Thinking)I've got a few who fit the look, height and drinking description, but I don't know of any fake I.D.'s.
~~~~~~Magda runs in~~~~~~
Magda:Jinny!

Jinny:Magda! What's up?

Magda:(Holding out a picture of Jo.)This just came in at the station. The mother brought it.

Jinny:(taking the picture from Magda)Oh thanks! I could use this right about now.

Magda:You're welcome. Well, I geuss I'll go. Bye!(she walks away)

Jinny:Bye! (to bouncer. She shows him the picture)this is her.

Bouncer:Ohhhhhhh, you mean little Jo!

Jinny:What?!

Bouncer:That's her nickname.

Jinny:What the hell kind of nickname is that?

Bouncer:Well, most people call her Jo, and she's pretty small, so we call her little Jo.

Jinny:Whatever. Is she here?

Bouncer:Yeah, she's here.(a pause)Wow, I'm so blown away. I always thought she was just short.

Jinny:Yeah, well that's kids for you. Do you know who she's been going home with? You know, one guy, different guys......

Bouncer:At first there were a few, but the past few days it's been this one guy. She's gone home with him from other places, too. I've talked to my friends.

Jinny:Does this guy have a name?

Bouncer:Yeah. Eddie.

Jinny:How old is he?

Bouncer:About twenty-five.

Jinny:Ouch. (Looks on the dance floor. sees Jo and a guy dancing.) Is that him? (nods her head towards them)

Bouncer:Yup.

Jinny:Okay. Thanks for your time.

Bouncer:Hey, you busy a little later? Wanna come to my place?(gives her a pat on her butt)

JInny:(laughs kind of sarcastically)No, uh, I'm a little busy later.(starts to walk away but turns around after a second, speaks to bouncer again)Oh, and if you EVER touch my ass again I'm gonna have to kick yours. (smiles)

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Sorry, I have to go. I'll write more ASAP.
Tell me what you think!

It's great!

its great!!

Great work!

~*Danielle*~

Sorry for the delay, I just haven't had time. Once again, I'm at my dad's so I can't post now, but we have this week off so I'll have time to post then.