Frank Gannucci
07-15-2008, 08:08 PM
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "'One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face.'"
Ed: "Never mind that. Just get me the water. I know how to wash."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"The Prowler":
Ed: "I came by to tell you to put some stuff up against the door."
Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that."
Ed: "How did I get in?"
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Alice: "I'll go get a flashlight for you."
Ralph: "I don't need one."
(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. Alice comes by the door. He comes back.)
Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "My Ed has got more brains in his little finger than Ralph has got in his whole head."
Ralph: "He's still an idiot."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."
Alice: "Yeah, to your grandmother."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph: "You are so funny that I am going to put you in my act. I am going to call the act 'Punch & Judy' and you are going to be Judy."
Alice: "And you are going to be Punchy."
Ed: "Punchy. Ha ha ha ha ha."
Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"
"Sees All, Knows All":
Ralph: "I'm not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
Alice: "We will just have to live on our expenses."
Ralph: "Swell! That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. July 18 10p & Sat. July 19, 2008 12a #14 – “Life Upon The Wicked Stage”: Ralph pairs up with Ed and Alice pairs up with Trixie to enter a talent contest. Alice and Trixie win first place and Alice uses her winnings to buy Ralph the expensive fishing gear he's had his eyes on. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1128. For Sat.: 48470.)
Fri. July 25 10p & Sat. July 26, 2008 12a #15 – “Rafitti, Brooklyn Style”: Ralph tries to score points with his boss by collecting money from the drivers at the depot and buying the boss' daughter an elegant watch as a wedding present. Alice and her mother discover the watch and since it's Alice's birthday, jump to the wrong conclusion. Ralph stages a phony holdup to get the watch back but is thwarted when a real crook overhears his scheme. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1835. For Sat.: 19125.)
(WGN America) (Not WGN's Chicago feed.)
TV-PG???
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Sun. July 20, 2008 9p (CC) #14 - "The Man from Space": The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires Ralph to create the most unique costume of the night. Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself “The Man from Space” in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955.
Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who “built the sewers of Paris”) and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like “a piece of French cheesecloth.” The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. “Let me have that,” he improvises to Alice. “That's my denaturizer.” (VCR Plus Code: 571136.)
9:30p (CC) #15 "A Matter of Record": In “A Matter of Record” (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming “all the way from Bensonhurst” for a visit, she won't go. “Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?” Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. “She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument,” Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying “a good provider” and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts (“You are a blabbermouth!”) and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness. (VCR Plus Code: 647643.)
Sun. July 27, 2008 9p #016 - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza." (VCR Plus Code: 184008.)
9:30p #017 - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair. (VCR Plus Code: 264718.)
(WPIX & WPIX HD) [CW11]:
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. July 21 1a & Mon. July 28, 2008 1a “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour”: Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting starts every Monday at 2a. (Note: If a lost episode is shown, chances are it will be edited HEAVILY and it might be in CC.)
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 21, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 69315
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 21, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 63501
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 21, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 32119
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 21, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 31957
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 28, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 25138
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 28, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 48916
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 28, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 50312
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 28, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 73190
Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, tvguide.com, & the old honeymooners.net.
Ralph: "'One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face.'"
Ed: "Never mind that. Just get me the water. I know how to wash."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"The Prowler":
Ed: "I came by to tell you to put some stuff up against the door."
Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that."
Ed: "How did I get in?"
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Alice: "I'll go get a flashlight for you."
Ralph: "I don't need one."
(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. Alice comes by the door. He comes back.)
Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "My Ed has got more brains in his little finger than Ralph has got in his whole head."
Ralph: "He's still an idiot."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."
Alice: "Yeah, to your grandmother."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph: "You are so funny that I am going to put you in my act. I am going to call the act 'Punch & Judy' and you are going to be Judy."
Alice: "And you are going to be Punchy."
Ed: "Punchy. Ha ha ha ha ha."
Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"
"Sees All, Knows All":
Ralph: "I'm not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
Alice: "We will just have to live on our expenses."
Ralph: "Swell! That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. July 18 10p & Sat. July 19, 2008 12a #14 – “Life Upon The Wicked Stage”: Ralph pairs up with Ed and Alice pairs up with Trixie to enter a talent contest. Alice and Trixie win first place and Alice uses her winnings to buy Ralph the expensive fishing gear he's had his eyes on. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1128. For Sat.: 48470.)
Fri. July 25 10p & Sat. July 26, 2008 12a #15 – “Rafitti, Brooklyn Style”: Ralph tries to score points with his boss by collecting money from the drivers at the depot and buying the boss' daughter an elegant watch as a wedding present. Alice and her mother discover the watch and since it's Alice's birthday, jump to the wrong conclusion. Ralph stages a phony holdup to get the watch back but is thwarted when a real crook overhears his scheme. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 1835. For Sat.: 19125.)
(WGN America) (Not WGN's Chicago feed.)
TV-PG???
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Sun. July 20, 2008 9p (CC) #14 - "The Man from Space": The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires Ralph to create the most unique costume of the night. Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself “The Man from Space” in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955.
Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who “built the sewers of Paris”) and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like “a piece of French cheesecloth.” The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. “Let me have that,” he improvises to Alice. “That's my denaturizer.” (VCR Plus Code: 571136.)
9:30p (CC) #15 "A Matter of Record": In “A Matter of Record” (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming “all the way from Bensonhurst” for a visit, she won't go. “Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?” Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis. “She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument,” Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying “a good provider” and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts (“You are a blabbermouth!”) and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness. (VCR Plus Code: 647643.)
Sun. July 27, 2008 9p #016 - "Oh My Aching Back": After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like "the leaning tower of pizza." (VCR Plus Code: 184008.)
9:30p #017 - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair. (VCR Plus Code: 264718.)
(WPIX & WPIX HD) [CW11]:
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. July 21 1a & Mon. July 28, 2008 1a “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour”: Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting starts every Monday at 2a. (Note: If a lost episode is shown, chances are it will be edited HEAVILY and it might be in CC.)
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 21, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 69315
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 21, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 63501
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 21, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 32119
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 21, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 31957
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 28, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 25138
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 28, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 48916
WPIX 11
Mon, Jul 28, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 50312
WPIXHD
Mon, Jul 28, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 73190
Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, tvguide.com, & the old honeymooners.net.